Cute baby cobra. .. And you are now it's mom. Teach it your ways, teach it to speak and go to school and maybe one day we can have a beautiful snakeman race tags
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#3 - celestiasbeard
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(02/03/2013) [-]
And you are now it's mom. Teach it your ways, teach it to speak and go to school and maybe one day we can have a beautiful snakeman race
#13 to #3 - evilanakie ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
dick it a few times
with a baster to impregnate of corse
imagine sticking your dick in a snake vag
or better yet
oral
oral from a snake
hmmmmmm
#39 to #13 - arstya
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I've seen a man **** a snake...literally, **** a snake...
#40 to #39 - evilanakie ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
interesting
#64 to #3 - boydaranga
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Akaviri snakemen. From the land of Akavir east of Tamriel.
#9 to #3 - timelordeternal
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(02/04/2013) [-]
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#15 - thepyras
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(02/04/2013) [-]
#7 - klab
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I hope he realises that when baby snakes bite, they release ALL their venom.
#11 to #7 - drpoptart
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(02/04/2013) [-]
i don't care its adorable
#8 to #7 - doooublebaass
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(02/04/2013) [-]
And I hope you realise Elapids have tiny fangs in comparison to Viperids, and the babies most likely couldn't break human skin.
This looks like a baby monocled cobra, and the biggest EVER monocled cobra fang was about 7mm long if my memory serves me.
#10 to #8 - moshpittmatt **User deleted account**
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#41 to #10 - doooublebaass
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Wait. Wut?

Who said anything about the hood?
#92 to #41 - pillowmeister
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(02/04/2013) [-]
************** in the wrong one
#114 to #92 - doooublebaass
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Haha. I've kept snakes for as long as I can remember, and I'm applying for my DWA licence shortly (Permit required to keep venomous snakes in the UK) - I'm much more of a viper fan, but I'll be adding an indian cobra to the collection at least!

I just get pissed when people give snakes a bad name. It's the reason people like me have to pay £500 to keep an animal we already know how to look after
(It's common ******* sense, don't put your unprotected hand near a god-damn venomous snake. Is it that hard that you need £500 to prove you're not that stupid?)
#115 to #114 - pillowmeister
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(02/05/2013) [-]
i was talking about moshpitman
i meant it as he is "in the wrong (neighbour)hood"
#12 to #7 - Lilstow
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(02/04/2013) [-]
this picture made me ******* lose it.
#42 - deliciousdee ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Hooray for tiny poisonous animals!
#53 to #42 - defeats
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Venomous.   
MFW you say you don't care.
Venomous.
MFW you say you don't care.
#62 to #53 - thatguywhohasbacon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Poisonous fluid secreted by animals such as snakes and scorpions and typically injected into prey or aggressors by biting or stinging. -Definition of venom according to google. So venom is a type of poison.
#63 to #62 - defeats
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(02/04/2013) [-]
When talking about animal bite or sting, it is always venom.

Poisonous and venomous animals are different things.
Venomous organisms deliver or inject venom into other organisms, using a specialized apparatus of some kind.
Poisonous organisms, on the other hand, do not deliver their toxins directly. The entire body, or large parts of it, may contain the poisonous substance. These organisms may be harmful when eaten or touched.

Snakes are venomous.
#65 to #63 - thatguywhohasbacon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you were wrong but he wasn't completely out of the ballpark either. He had the wrong terminology but he was there.
#67 to #65 - defeats
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I know what he meant, which is why I corrected it as a joke, in a friendly manner.
#68 to #67 - thatguywhohasbacon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Sorry I didn't realize you were joking. I thought you were going all militant on him about being perfectly correct.
#69 to #68 - defeats
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah well... MFW
#71 to #69 - thatguywhohasbacon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Okey dokey then, I'll just put you on the list with all the other people who don't like me, How do you feel about being under the pope but above hipsters on the level of hatred?
#76 to #71 - thatfuego
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(02/04/2013) [-]
does that mean you hate him more then the pope but less then the hipsters or less then the pope but more then the hipsters
#83 to #76 - thatguywhohasbacon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
He hates me less than the pope does but more than hipsters do.
#52 - arognirg
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Going to try fap to this.
#55 to #52 - syis
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Poooot
#66 to #55 - zedacedia
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(02/04/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you people.
#73 to #66 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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#82 to #55 - zramn
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(02/04/2013) [-]
You cheat on your girlfriend???
#4 - notmadguy
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(02/04/2013) [-]
So that's where spoons come from.
#5 to #4 - notmadguy
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(02/04/2013) [-]
#27 - dividerbyzero
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Let it loose in a school somewhere.

Everyone will scream and run, but not you.

You step to that bitch, make some weird hissing noises, and pick it up and take it home.

You're now the Heir of Slytherin.
#29 to #27 - iwanttousenumbers
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Literally just finished watching that movie
#1 - stewartt
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(02/03/2013) [-]
#33 - murdocisgod
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(02/04/2013) [-]
**** THAT.   
The young ones are the most dangerous!
**** THAT.
The young ones are the most dangerous!
#44 to #33 - yulster
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Who is this guy, I keep seeing this gif...and it makes me mad that I don't know who he is
#72 to #44 - badguitarist
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(02/04/2013) [-]
google image search. click the camera
google image search. click the camera
#89 to #72 - anon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
So your saying I have to google search how to google image search?
#88 to #72 - yulster
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I did google image him but this **** came up.. :/
#34 to #33 - sydfrederick
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Lol
Lol
#43 - jaevel ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
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#56 to #43 - akumamika **User deleted account**
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(02/04/2013) [-]
It looks like the snake is screaming in agonising pain :(
#57 to #56 - jaevel ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
maybe it is
maybe it is
#58 to #57 - akumamika **User deleted account**
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(02/04/2013) [-]
D: And now you doubled the pain, you monster!
#59 to #58 - jaevel ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
There is a third version where the snake "Bites" a taco, and screams in agony becouse its to hot!
#60 to #59 - akumamika **User deleted account**
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Well.....****
Well.....****
#80 to #43 - ultimateasshole ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
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#93 to #80 - onefuckingskurut
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Hey please can you tell me how did you made caption in this gif? I have tried something similar but the words were leaving trail after them. It looked really bad....
#94 to #93 - ultimateasshole ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I didnt make it...my friend did
Sorry bro.
#96 to #94 - onefuckingskurut
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(02/04/2013) [-]
ask him for me pls :)
#101 to #96 - ultimateasshole ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Hes at school right now.....ill ask him later.
#103 to #101 - onefuckingskurut
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Yea,thanks!