Cute baby cobra. .. And you are now it's mom. Teach it your ways, teach it to speak and go to school and maybe one day we can have a beautiful snakeman race tags
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User avatar #3 - celestiasbeard (02/03/2013) [-]
And you are now it's mom. Teach it your ways, teach it to speak and go to school and maybe one day we can have a beautiful snakeman race
User avatar #13 to #3 - evilanakie ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
dick it a few times
with a baster to impregnate of corse
imagine sticking your dick in a snake vag
or better yet
oral
oral from a snake
hmmmmmm
User avatar #39 to #13 - arstya (02/04/2013) [-]
I've seen a man **** a snake...literally, **** a snake...
User avatar #40 to #39 - evilanakie ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
interesting
User avatar #64 to #3 - boydaranga ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Akaviri snakemen. From the land of Akavir east of Tamriel.
#9 to #3 - timelordeternal ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
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#52 - arognirg (02/04/2013) [-]
Going to try fap to this.
#55 to #52 - syis (02/04/2013) [-]
Poooot
#66 to #55 - zedacedia (02/04/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you people.
+5
#73 to #66 - sandwitchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#82 to #55 - zramn (02/04/2013) [-]
You cheat on your girlfriend???
User avatar #27 - dividerbyzero (02/04/2013) [-]
Let it loose in a school somewhere.

Everyone will scream and run, but not you.

You step to that bitch, make some weird hissing noises, and pick it up and take it home.

You're now the Heir of Slytherin.
User avatar #29 to #27 - iwanttousenumbers (02/04/2013) [-]
Literally just finished watching that movie
#4 - notmadguy (02/04/2013) [-]
So that's where spoons come from.
#43 - jaevel (02/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #56 to #43 - akumamika **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [-]
It looks like the snake is screaming in agonising pain :(
#57 to #56 - jaevel (02/04/2013) [-]
maybe it is
maybe it is
User avatar #58 to #57 - akumamika **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [-]
D: And now you doubled the pain, you monster!
User avatar #59 to #58 - jaevel (02/04/2013) [-]
There is a third version where the snake "Bites" a taco, and screams in agony becouse its to hot!
#60 to #59 - akumamika **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [-]
Well.....			****
Well..... ****
User avatar #93 to #80 - onefuckingskurut (02/04/2013) [-]
Hey please can you tell me how did you made caption in this gif? I have tried something similar but the words were leaving trail after them. It looked really bad....
User avatar #94 to #93 - ultimateasshole (02/04/2013) [-]
I didnt make it...my friend did
Sorry bro.
User avatar #96 to #94 - onefuckingskurut (02/04/2013) [-]
ask him for me pls :)
User avatar #101 to #96 - ultimateasshole (02/04/2013) [-]
Hes at school right now.....ill ask him later.
User avatar #103 to #101 - onefuckingskurut (02/04/2013) [-]
Yea,thanks!
#42 - deliciousdee (02/04/2013) [-]
Hooray for tiny poisonous animals!
#53 to #42 - defeats (02/04/2013) [-]
Venomous.   
MFW you say you don't care.
Venomous.
MFW you say you don't care.
User avatar #62 to #53 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Poisonous fluid secreted by animals such as snakes and scorpions and typically injected into prey or aggressors by biting or stinging. -Definition of venom according to google. So venom is a type of poison.
User avatar #63 to #62 - defeats (02/04/2013) [-]
When talking about animal bite or sting, it is always venom.

Poisonous and venomous animals are different things.
Venomous organisms deliver or inject venom into other organisms, using a specialized apparatus of some kind.
Poisonous organisms, on the other hand, do not deliver their toxins directly. The entire body, or large parts of it, may contain the poisonous substance. These organisms may be harmful when eaten or touched.

Snakes are venomous.
User avatar #65 to #63 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you were wrong but he wasn't completely out of the ballpark either. He had the wrong terminology but he was there.
User avatar #67 to #65 - defeats (02/04/2013) [-]
I know what he meant, which is why I corrected it as a joke, in a friendly manner.
User avatar #68 to #67 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Sorry I didn't realize you were joking. I thought you were going all militant on him about being perfectly correct.
#69 to #68 - defeats (02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah well... MFW
User avatar #71 to #69 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Okey dokey then, I'll just put you on the list with all the other people who don't like me, How do you feel about being under the pope but above hipsters on the level of hatred?
#76 to #71 - thatfuego (02/04/2013) [-]
does that mean you hate him more then the pope but less then the hipsters or less then the pope but more then the hipsters
User avatar #83 to #76 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
He hates me less than the pope does but more than hipsters do.
#33 - murdocisgod (02/04/2013) [-]
****		 THAT.   
The young ones are the most dangerous!
**** THAT.
The young ones are the most dangerous!
User avatar #44 to #33 - yulster (02/04/2013) [-]
Who is this guy, I keep seeing this gif...and it makes me mad that I don't know who he is
#72 to #44 - badguitarist (02/04/2013) [-]
google image search. click the camera
google image search. click the camera
#89 to #72 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
So your saying I have to google search how to google image search?
#88 to #72 - yulster (02/04/2013) [-]
I did google image him but this **** came up.. :/
#34 to #33 - sydfrederick (02/04/2013) [-]
Lol
Lol
#7 - klab (02/04/2013) [-]
I hope he realises that when baby snakes bite, they release ALL their venom.
User avatar #11 to #7 - drpoptart ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
i don't care its adorable
User avatar #8 to #7 - doooublebaass (02/04/2013) [-]
And I hope you realise Elapids have tiny fangs in comparison to Viperids, and the babies most likely couldn't break human skin.
This looks like a baby monocled cobra, and the biggest EVER monocled cobra fang was about 7mm long if my memory serves me.
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#10 to #8 - moshpittmatt **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #41 to #10 - doooublebaass (02/04/2013) [-]
Wait. Wut?

Who said anything about the hood?
User avatar #92 to #41 - pillowmeister (02/04/2013) [-]
************** in the wrong one
User avatar #114 to #92 - doooublebaass (02/04/2013) [-]
Haha. I've kept snakes for as long as I can remember, and I'm applying for my DWA licence shortly (Permit required to keep venomous snakes in the UK) - I'm much more of a viper fan, but I'll be adding an indian cobra to the collection at least!

I just get pissed when people give snakes a bad name. It's the reason people like me have to pay £500 to keep an animal we already know how to look after
(It's common ******* sense, don't put your unprotected hand near a god-damn venomous snake. Is it that hard that you need £500 to prove you're not that stupid?)
User avatar #115 to #114 - pillowmeister (02/05/2013) [-]
i was talking about moshpitman
i meant it as he is "in the wrong (neighbour)hood"
User avatar #12 to #7 - Lilstow (02/04/2013) [-]
this picture made me ******* lose it.
#85 - illusiveman (02/04/2013) [-]
You think this is a joke?
User avatar #2 - darkoblivion (02/03/2013) [-]
and suddenly venomous love bites
User avatar #84 - midnightdove (02/04/2013) [-]
An Arbok hatched from the Mysterious Egg!
#20 to #18 - putridgrim (02/04/2013) [-]
I didn't realize frogs were so ******* stupid.
#14 - Ekans (02/04/2013) [-]
His body is smiling at me! Evilly...
His body is smiling at me! Evilly...
User avatar #77 - captainromance (02/04/2013) [-]
use it as a spoon
User avatar #61 - hammerofdorn (02/04/2013) [-]
No matter how much you love that baby snake, Samuel Jackson will still kill it
#30 - tekoronia (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm afraid of snakes but this is cute. As long as it stays on my screen, I wouldn't want that thing near me.
I'm afraid of snakes but this is cute. As long as it stays on my screen, I wouldn't want that thing near me.
#35 to #30 - nikkomothafucka (02/04/2013) [-]
I am afraid of spiders(BIG ONE`S)
#75 - neroooooooooo (02/04/2013) [-]
baby dont hurt me oh baby dont hurt me
#47 - xfish (02/04/2013) [-]
Its funny because it could still kill all of us
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