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IF I WERE THE DEVIL...
If I were the Devil, I would manifest myself
inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God
and convince everyone that they can new be
forgiven fer every sin just by asking, thus
opening the floodgates for an unprecedented
and unending torrent of sin.
I would start with the uneducated and the peer.
I would impress them with some magic tricks,
teach them to pretend to eat my flesh, drink my
blood and always, ALWAYS, use MY name
when speaking to God.
I would most assuredly use my immortality
to fool them into thinking I came back from
the dead as proof of my divinity.
What better way is there to channel more
souls away from Caled and straight into Hell?
LANCE STEWERT
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#29 - icytime (02/04/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I 						*******					 hate this channel, all it does is breed hatred toward Christianity, rather than the indifference Atheism should be.
I ******* hate this channel, all it does is breed hatred toward Christianity, rather than the indifference Atheism should be.
User avatar #5 - murphypop (02/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How is this an atheist post? It acknowledges the existence of heaven, hell, and a god. Wouldn't this be just anti-christian, not anti-religion?
#6 - zakvanloocke (02/03/2013) [-]
Christians faces when
Christians faces when
#3 - breadnsteak (02/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If you are an atheist why would it matter?
there is no theism in your life except your own
so you would not believe in any gods this includes God or Satan
So I do not understand how these post are so relevant to atheist
someone please enlighten me?
#55 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I feel bad for all the Christians browsing this channel. It's probably unpleasant to endure such prejudice and have your beliefs battered and overlooked

Now you know what the rest of the ******* world feels like
User avatar #59 to #55 - azraelthemage (02/04/2013) [-]
Possibilities have already crossed my mind. It doesn't bother me. Of course, that's because I'm open minded and not a stuck up asshole.
#128 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#112 - skubasteve (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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**skubasteve rolled a random image posted in comment #478837 at Anime & Manga ** MFW Satan taught me to love my neighbors.
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User avatar #97 - thepyras (02/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You call yourself "thebritishguy", like that makes you some sort of elite over the majority of this site, as if there aren't other British people here. You post in the Atheist channel, thinking that other Atheists will back you up. Yet, most British users are probably ashamed of you, and most Atheists are calling you out, because all you ever post are bigoted, uninformed rants toward Christianity.

You know how children will make fun of other children to cover their own insecurities? I think the same can apply to beliefs. The more you mock others' belief systems, the more it shows how much peer approval you need for your own.

I'm sorry to all you Atheists who have to have yourselves represented by angsty kids like this all the time. I know you aren't all like this guy.
User avatar #119 - Ninotori (02/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Damn shame it takes a hell of alot more than asking to get your salvation, or this **** would make sense.

And no, its not following ******** ritual, its an internal and external transformation that includes being genuine in heart and in action. If you just ask and don't do **** , your not going anywhere worthwhile.
#114 - ghghfhi (02/04/2013) [-]
>Implying Satan is evil.
User avatar #85 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (02/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
anyone have "the jews did this" gif?

seems relevant to me
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#71 - asderition (02/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't understand why this is under atheism? Atheism doesn't agree to either a devil, nor a God. OP is a faggot today.
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#24 to #23 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (02/04/2013) [-]
Sorry, that's not how science works. We don't waste effort trying to prove negatives, we just make observations and draw conclusions.

Like so:

The world is a ******* ****** ass place filled with suffering, and we humans are the only thing improving it. Therefore, it is unlikely that a benevolent God exists. Of course, that doesn't disprove his existence, but like I said we generally don't waste time trying to prove negatives.
User avatar #168 - cheyennecookie (02/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Okay, something about the "Devil" has always bugged me. The "Devil" loves bad things, cruelty etc (supposedly)... then when you go to "hell" for doing bad things, why would you be punished?
#182 to #181 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [-]
Well played mother ******
User avatar #159 - Pooru (02/04/2013) [-]
the bible and christianity in general seems evil to me.its not that i dont beliebe in anything, i just dont support it
User avatar #122 - leglesslegolegolas (02/04/2013) [-]
Jesus died because he a was a crazy blasphemer that thought he was the son of the Hebrew god, and the Romans weren't having that **** . Crucifixion was pretty common that time.
User avatar #54 - sweener (02/04/2013) [-]
I thought the devil was also being tortured in hell too. And "we" go there to suffer to. Its not like he is just chilling forcing us to suffer.
#1 - erethilful (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I approve, even if I'm atheist.   
   
at the same time I start butthurt competition between atheists and christians
I approve, even if I'm atheist.

at the same time I start butthurt competition between atheists and christians
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