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IF I WERE THE DEVIL...
If I were the Devil, I would manifest myself
inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God
and convince everyone that they can new be
forgiven fer every sin just by asking, thus
opening the floodgates for an unprecedented
and unending torrent of sin.
I would start with the uneducated and the peer.
I would impress them with some magic tricks,
teach them to pretend to eat my flesh, drink my
blood and always, ALWAYS, use MY name
when speaking to God.
I would most assuredly use my immortality
to fool them into thinking I came back from
the dead as proof of my divinity.
What better way is there to channel more
souls away from Caled and straight into Hell?
LANCE STEWERT
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#29 - icytime
Reply +77
(02/04/2013) [-]
I ******* hate this channel, all it does is breed hatred toward Christianity, rather than the indifference Atheism should be.
I ******* hate this channel, all it does is breed hatred toward Christianity, rather than the indifference Atheism should be.
#30 to #29 - thebritishguy [OP]
Reply -8
(02/04/2013) [-]
I just try to post the truth rather than just saying that Christians are stupid or wrong
#34 to #30 - namdelliks
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(02/04/2013) [-]
The "truth"
>implying any religion is 100% real and you know that for a fact.
#38 to #34 - thebritishguy [OP]
Reply -7
(02/04/2013) [-]
no, I am an atheist, I mean the truth about what it says in the bible and the effects of the ideas, like in this one saying the idea that you can do bad things and then be forgiven just like that is a bad philosophy and the Mafia uses this to it's advantage
#39 to #38 - namdelliks
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I'm agnostic, it was kinda clear you are an atheist seeing as you posted this.
#40 to #39 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/04/2013) [-]
what's the difference between a person who's agnostic and a person who's an atheist, because most "atheists" don't say that a God is impossible but that they don't believe there is one
#41 to #40 - namdelliks
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I never said there was a difference.
I merely stated I am one.
#47 to #41 - icytime
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I think of agnostic as almost a less aggressive or more of an indifferent kind of atheist, hope I said that right, like someone who is rather indifferent to religion than against it.
#49 to #47 - namdelliks
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah pretty much. Like there might be a "god" or something like that, but we don't really care about it.
#200 to #49 - icytime
Reply +1
(02/04/2013) [-]
Apparently I said something wrong in that last comment :o
#31 to #30 - anon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Why post anything about another group though? I can't think of a single group I disagree with that I would make a channel for/post content specifically about.
#32 to #31 - thebritishguy [OP]
Reply -6
(02/04/2013) [-]
because the group has caused many people to die or be oppressed and still is
#104 to #29 - YllekNayr
Reply -3
(02/04/2013) [-]
Think of this picture as more of a religious Conspiracy Keanu
#113 to #29 - drastronomy ONLINE
Reply +3
(02/04/2013) [-]
I agree, however,some posts i agree on. Some christians, mainly fundamentalists, deserve all the hatred they can get. They use their religion as an excuse to discriminate against homosexuals and other races.

I like normal christians, though, those that believe/know the big bang really happened and that homosexuals are people too.
#5 - murphypop
Reply +45
(02/03/2013) [-]
How is this an atheist post? It acknowledges the existence of heaven, hell, and a god. Wouldn't this be just anti-christian, not anti-religion?
#70 to #5 - hanabro
Reply -1
(02/04/2013) [-]
Do you know what "hypothetical" means?
#7 to #5 - spikethepony
Reply +2
(02/03/2013) [-]
It's most likely being symbolic/theoretical. I doubt the original creator of this acknowledged God.
#111 to #7 - murphypop
Reply 0
(02/04/2013) [-]
I agree with both you and the original creator. At this point I was just bitchin about the details.
#12 to #5 - godofal
Reply +4
(02/03/2013) [-]
it doesnt acknowledge anything
it says that if god and the devil existed, and he would be the devil, this is what he'd do

if they existed
#6 - zakvanloocke
Reply +17
(02/03/2013) [-]
Christians faces when
Christians faces when
#3 - breadnsteak
Reply +8
(02/03/2013) [-]
If you are an atheist why would it matter?
there is no theism in your life except your own
so you would not believe in any gods this includes God or Satan
So I do not understand how these post are so relevant to atheist
someone please enlighten me?
#4 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(02/03/2013) [-]
Devil's advocacy?
#11 to #3 - thebritishguy [OP]
Reply 0
(02/03/2013) [-]
well atheists debate a lot with Christians and things about their religion comes in useful a lot in these debates because they point out problems with the religion this one being that the character jesus would have allowed them to sin a lot
#208 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
Why are you using a Bill Nye picture to support a religious point of view? You do know he was a scientist, and thus probably an Atheist himself.
#55 - anon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I feel bad for all the Christians browsing this channel. It's probably unpleasant to endure such prejudice and have your beliefs battered and overlooked

Now you know what the rest of the ******* world feels like
#75 to #55 - mayormilkman
Reply 0
(02/04/2013) [-]
There's no need to be sound like you're on any higher ground.
#131 to #55 - sposadox
Reply 0
(02/04/2013) [-]
This recent wave of Christian bashing reminds me of what anyone that likes small equines puts up with in the newest uploads section.
#81 to #55 - cullenatorguy
Reply +1
(02/04/2013) [-]
Well the internet is really the only escape for atheists to get their ideas out. If they open their mouths in the real world they'll get **** on. I don't blame those that do, although I prefer not to.
#69 to #55 - ICEDgrunge
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I don't think I and many other soft spoken and respectful Christians need to be whipped for what my ancestors and my parallel and less kind peers did to others. That's just ******* rude man.
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#96 to #94 - ICEDgrunge
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Y'know, I know nothing of Lavey Satanism, how is it anti-theistic exactly?
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#73 to #69 - camotrollin
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(02/04/2013) [-]
That happens with every demographic that had ever trodden upon another, deal with it.
#59 to #55 - azraelthemage
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Possibilities have already crossed my mind. It doesn't bother me. Of course, that's because I'm open minded and not a stuck up asshole.
#128 - felixjarl ONLINE
Reply +4
(02/04/2013) [-]
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#134 to #128 - penetractor
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(02/04/2013) [-]
some people do
#112 - skubasteve
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(02/04/2013) [-]
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**skubasteve rolled a random image posted in comment #478837 at Anime & Manga ** MFW Satan taught me to love my neighbors.
#117 to #112 - hydraetis
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Well when you think about it, God isn't the one that punishes people to be bad. It's the Devil. So, in that sense the Devil is more like a parent than God.
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#180 to #172 - xXDeadpoolXx
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(02/04/2013) [-]
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#97 - thepyras
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(02/04/2013) [-]
You call yourself "thebritishguy", like that makes you some sort of elite over the majority of this site, as if there aren't other British people here. You post in the Atheist channel, thinking that other Atheists will back you up. Yet, most British users are probably ashamed of you, and most Atheists are calling you out, because all you ever post are bigoted, uninformed rants toward Christianity.

You know how children will make fun of other children to cover their own insecurities? I think the same can apply to beliefs. The more you mock others' belief systems, the more it shows how much peer approval you need for your own.

I'm sorry to all you Atheists who have to have yourselves represented by angsty kids like this all the time. I know you aren't all like this guy.
#105 to #97 - anon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
You sound angsty.
#106 to #105 - thepyras
Reply 0
(02/04/2013) [-]
How so?
#23 - whitemager **User deleted account**
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#25 to #23 - imnotawesome
Reply +1
(02/04/2013) [-]
The story was over exagerated as it was passed down verbally.

Either that or all the food was dimensionally trancendental
Pic somewhat related.
#26 to #23 - thebritishguy [OP]
Reply +1
(02/04/2013) [-]
I used to think exactly like you but then I thought...."you can not disprove the flying spaghetti monster wrong." Then I accepted the FSM into my meaty soul and my life is far better and carbohydrate based. R'Amen
#28 to #23 - thebritishguy [OP]
Reply +1
(02/04/2013) [-]
you do realise that the bible doesn't mean anything to atheists, it's like me saying "explain away how Gandalf resurrected as Gandalf the white" we didn't believe there was a Gandalf because there wasn't any proof so it is a silly argument
#24 to #23 - funnyjunkyeahyeah
Reply +2
(02/04/2013) [-]
Sorry, that's not how science works. We don't waste effort trying to prove negatives, we just make observations and draw conclusions.

Like so:

The world is a ******* ****** ass place filled with suffering, and we humans are the only thing improving it. Therefore, it is unlikely that a benevolent God exists. Of course, that doesn't disprove his existence, but like I said we generally don't waste time trying to prove negatives.