True Fact. sources: mah block. 5 brianhenry l! tillers Once a hoodrat reaches sexual maturity she will begin a mating dance called "" to find a mate to supply h what if i was a flamingo
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5 brianhenry l! tillers
Once a hoodrat reaches sexual
maturity she will begin a
mating dance called ""
to find a mate to supply her
with food and shelter
Allie 15 ltr "
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#11 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
>Not know the meaning of "twerk"
>Use in papers/stories almost all of my life
>Learn definition 3 years ago
>Look at old paper
>"She twerked hard until the moisture began running through the darkness, and her forehead was glossy with sweat."
>Ohgowhy.jpg
#44 to #11 - greenthegunstar (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but that's a gem right there.
#57 to #11 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
Link to all of your papers, NOW.
#13 to #11 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
ohGOwhy
#35 to #11 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
...What kind of paper were you writing to begin with?
#10 - qballextraction (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 to #10 - rockerrocksixty (02/04/2013) [-]
that ASS is nobody's business but the turks.
User avatar #29 to #10 - chuckstein (02/04/2013) [-]
He likes to Turk.
User avatar #4 - Bravechampion (02/03/2013) [-]
However, unfortunately for the hoodrat, she does not realize that most of her kind do not mate for life, and after the dance has attracted a male, there is a high chance he will leave after realizing his responsibilities.
#45 - fortes (02/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #45 - theFuckingGreat (02/04/2013) [-]
Cant stop watching........it looks like it hurts so bad!
User avatar #58 to #45 - sasquatchmaniaman (02/04/2013) [-]
Poor car... it is gonna smell like fish for months
#7 - shisnut (02/03/2013) [-]
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#6 - Temari (02/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - mcstorms (02/03/2013) [-]
I do think twerking is stupid, but at the same time looks like it takes skill.
#12 to #9 - zurk (02/03/2013) [-]
I have the same thoughts on most dances.
I have the same thoughts on most dances.
#5 - Temari (02/03/2013) [-]
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#33 to #5 - lilgreencard (02/04/2013) [-]
Something about the way their asses move is so ******* captivating.
Also, on an unrelated note, literally raging boners. Fire breathing, town destroying boners.
#42 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 to #42 - djdaggerztrike (02/04/2013) [-]
sorry forgot to log in
#49 to #46 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
if you really want to easily be able to come back to a comment you made as an anon, just log in and favorite it, it requires less typing and time. if you're commenting that just for the credit you're a faggot.
#51 to #49 - djdaggerztrike (02/04/2013) [-]
It was mine! I'M NOT A LIAR!
It was mine! I'M NOT A LIAR!
#52 to #51 - noschool (02/04/2013) [-]
i don't think he was saying you were stealing the credit, but that you felt the need to let everyone know it was your post is, how should i put it, narcissistic of you, but that's just my opinion however you can't deny you had no other reason to post that other than the self satisfaction of letting everyone know it was your post because is there really a difference between thinking some random guy posted that link and now knowing some random person with a username posted that link? For me, not really.
User avatar #71 to #52 - djdaggerztrike (02/04/2013) [-]
It's just not perfect, because I know how most people hate anons...
User avatar #22 - Omegashenron (02/04/2013) [-]
What is twerking?
User avatar #28 to #22 - waffies (02/04/2013) [-]
comment #7
User avatar #32 to #22 - matriculator (02/04/2013) [-]
Uhm.. do u even read bro?
User avatar #70 to #32 - Omegashenron (02/04/2013) [-]
What?
#41 - ghosttrainhaze (02/04/2013) [-]
Holy **** OP I think this is the funniest thing I've seen on the front page in the past week. Thumb for you!
User avatar #14 - Strudel (02/04/2013) [-]
True Fact....


is there ANY other kind?
User avatar #20 to #14 - falloutfanatic (02/04/2013) [-]
Fake Fact: Abraham Lincoln was grand wizard of the Scottish Imperial Commonwealth, 14374 years ago
User avatar #34 to #20 - Strudel (02/04/2013) [-]
goddamnit...
#37 to #34 - neogrungist (02/04/2013) [-]
here you go. . . for the next time this happens to you
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#61 - sylphlv (02/04/2013) [-]
**sylphlv rolled a random image posted in comment #214632 at Friendly ** everything in this thread is disgusting
User avatar #65 to #61 - snakefire (02/04/2013) [-]
I love phil lewis
#72 to #61 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
oh... crazy Hooch...
User avatar #73 to #72 - sylphlv (02/09/2013) [-]
lol, hooch is crazy
#54 - fuckingyourbuffalo (02/04/2013) [-]
Mate's FW
Mate's FW
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