internet, meet your king. i will be doing this from this moment forward.. She wasn't worth your time bro. virtual enhancem
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#26 - turbodoosh (02/03/2013) [-]
She wasn't worth your time bro.
User avatar #118 to #42 - turbodoosh (02/04/2013) [-]
Every time i see this pic i swear it looks just like me, only I know it's not cause I don't drink vodka nor do I cry like a little bitch
#119 to #118 - mcatheistnuggets (02/04/2013) [-]
I have been known to cry in said manner, only after a highly emotional talk with a very good friend of mine, after about 6 jagerbombs, 5 screwdrivers, 4 shots of tequila, 3 beers, 2 white russians and a partridge in a pear tree.
#57 to #26 - rodagnihc (02/04/2013) [-]
why are you drinking porn?
#75 to #57 - mcatheistnuggets (02/04/2013) [-]
The x's stand for the number of times the liquor was distilled.
#101 to #75 - greenthegunstar (02/04/2013) [-]
I always wondered about that.
Thank you.
#46 - withthelemons (02/04/2013) [-]
Oh god his username is Brock..
#33 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I had use for this one faster than i thought.
#99 to #33 - greenthegunstar (02/04/2013) [-]
And that's why I'm picking Chespin.
User avatar #50 to #33 - DrSalvador (02/04/2013) [-]
This is probably one of the smoothest animated gifs i've ever seen. So perfectly drawn....
#1 - tannerninja (02/03/2013) [-]
**tannerninja rolled a random image posted in comment #2792262 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** If a girl actually left because of something like that then they would not be worth it
#77 - EdwardNigma (02/04/2013) [-]
So because the dude accidentally called something by the wrong name, and what he called it was from a videogame, she ******* left in the middle of the date.

******* .
Bitch.
User avatar #83 to #77 - tkdftw (02/04/2013) [-]
Please, let me suck your hot dick. You make my ass moist.
#35 - zhooker (02/03/2013) [-]
>mfw i found a girl who like pokemon
>mfw i found a girl who loves the things I do
>mfw she's pretty
>mfw i feel like I will never have a chance
>mfw I talk to her... every time
#44 to #35 - tocoolforyouinajar (02/04/2013) [-]
Is that skins?
User avatar #45 to #44 - zhooker (02/04/2013) [-]
wot
idunno
#58 to #35 - rodagnihc (02/04/2013) [-]
mfw = "my feet when"

it all makes sense now
#32 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
suck ass bitch, if she cannot respect your interest then you have no need to respect her anus
User avatar #25 - darthlana (02/03/2013) [-]
Well, my reaction would be to ask you to make glorious love to me then and there... but I'm a weird girl...
User avatar #34 to #25 - roflsaucer (02/03/2013) [-]
girl from the internet*
User avatar #73 to #25 - lafuriaroja (02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah you do sound really weird...
User avatar #30 to #25 - antitrollingleague (02/03/2013) [-]
lol, but weird is good ^^
#100 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [-]
She doesn't deserve you
She doesn't deserve you
#120 to #100 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
No, the pokefag doesn't deserve her.
#69 - combatplatypus (02/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 - pavichokche (02/04/2013) [-]
AHAHAAHAH. I once accidentally referred to a seagull as a wingull xD
#103 - derpybestpony (02/04/2013) [-]
**derpybestpony rolled a random image posted in comment #160 at Gaming device ∞ in 1 ** HFW
#97 - stormtrooperbob (02/04/2013) [-]
dodged a bullet if anything.
#108 - JFINE (02/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #112 to #108 - xsnowbanex (02/04/2013) [-]
Okay so I was in a bad mood and this made me smile. thank you man
#113 to #112 - JFINE (02/04/2013) [-]
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#114 to #112 - xsnowbanex (02/04/2013) [-]
MFW your gif
MFW your gif
#89 - jerrywolf (02/04/2013) [-]
Dumb **** , she got mad because Oran berries are Oranges in real life.
User avatar #90 to #89 - neogrungist (02/04/2013) [-]
then should he have called them?
#107 to #90 - madmaxx (02/04/2013) [-]
Should have called them blueberries, so that the chick wouldn't walk out in the middle of his date....
User avatar #92 to #90 - jerrywolf (02/04/2013) [-]
Bluk berry.
User avatar #93 to #92 - neogrungist (02/04/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #96 to #93 - jerrywolf (02/04/2013) [-]
You're welcome good sir.
User avatar #31 - Lintutu (02/03/2013) [-]
I would have laughed. That chick was too stuck up if she seriously drops you just for THAT
User avatar #39 to #31 - Kaiserlome (02/04/2013) [-]
Not really. I wouldn't go out with a girl that spent so much time in a video game that the words started spurting out her mouth.
User avatar #48 - DrSalvador (02/04/2013) [-]
Funny... Last night I was playing pokemon with my gf and I was like "Dang my pokemon got poisoned" and she was like "Use a Pecha Berry?" She was wrong but I still think she's the one
User avatar #63 to #48 - tcreel (02/04/2013) [-]
pecha berry is what you use to cure poison though. so therefore she was correct.
User avatar #64 to #63 - DrSalvador (02/04/2013) [-]
I had to run to my computer because I just realized it was paralyzed, not poisoned. but yeah lol
+3
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User avatar #5 - carrotjezz (02/03/2013) [-]
haha I think thats cool. My boyfriend doesnt like old video games like pokemon and zelda.
User avatar #51 to #5 - DrSalvador (02/04/2013) [-]
You must have a sad boring relationship.
User avatar #9 to #5 - billybobjoeii (02/03/2013) [-]
Wow. OP IS a fag.
User avatar #13 to #9 - carrotjezz (02/03/2013) [-]
there are girls on funnyjunk, you know...
#14 to #13 - billybobjoeii (02/03/2013) [-]
GIRLS ON THE INTERNET?
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#21 to #15 - chaossniper (02/03/2013) [-]
well you know the rulez : TITS OR GTFO
#28 to #21 - brettyoke (02/03/2013) [-]
Here you are newfriend.
#67 to #13 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
I only new of one girl who graced the rocky seas of FJ and her name was Taylor Lee.
User avatar #82 to #13 - BigDoktor (02/04/2013) [-]
you must be new here
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User avatar #7 to #5 - xturboxx (02/03/2013) [-]
In an alternate universe..
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