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#3 - lolmaister (02/03/2013) [-]
*fixed
#41 to #3 - wetnoodle ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
#17 - yuukiii (02/04/2013) [-]
i like it when i shoot at a wall and i still kill the guy, not just kill him/her but i also get a head shot xD
User avatar #23 to #17 - marinald (02/04/2013) [-]
Ever shoot the wall and kill someone in the opposite direction? It's all kinds of ******** .
#29 to #23 - yuukiii (02/04/2013) [-]
seriously its the best game for ******** but yes i must say i do get annoyed that "i hit the ************ in the face with 5 bullets" and still die
#6 - austton (02/03/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I i ****** your mom in various different ways and locations, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Nuketown, and I have over 30 prestige's. I am trained in camping warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US mom's basements. You are nothing to me but just another camper. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this lobby, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the microphone? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your kill death ratio is being severely dropped right now so you better prepare for the enemy V-TOL, faggot. The V-TOL that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your kill death ratio. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over about three or four ways, and that’s just with my controller. Not only am I extensively trained in knifing across the map, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the money my mom gave me on Christmas, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the server, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” content was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* mom's clit. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. 1V1 Quickscope, faggot?
#38 to #6 - steavo (02/04/2013) [-]
Nice overused copypasta.
#20 to #6 - teoberry (02/04/2013) [-]
What in God's name did you say about our Good Lord, son of God? I'll have you know that I graduated at the top of my class in Bible studies, and I've been that involved in numerous secret prayer services for the sick, and I have performed over 300 confirmed miracles. I am trained in extended prayer and I'm the top minister in the entire Christian faith. You are nothing to me but a child of God. I will pray for you with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my holy words. You think you can get away with speaking blasphemy over the Internet? Think again, my child. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nuns and your IP address is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the prayer service, my child. The prayer service that wipes out the sins you've committed. You're going to go to heaven, kid. I can be anywhere at anytime, and I can pray for you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I trained extensively in unarmed prayer, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Church's rosaries, and I will use it to the full extent to wipe your sins off the face of the Earth, you son of God. If only you could have known what holy retribution your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're being prayed for, my son. I will splash holy water all over you and you will drown in it. You're going to Heaven, kiddo.
#7 to #6 - zachloweth (02/04/2013) [-]
By the Nine Divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you Draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.
#12 to #7 - thadin (02/04/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Grey Knight in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my ******* words.
You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Warp? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little **** . If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
#25 to #12 - LittleEnforcer (02/04/2013) [-]
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
User avatar #18 to #12 - SheWolfie (02/04/2013) [-]
This is just beautiful.
#19 to #18 - thadin (02/04/2013) [-]
Grey Knights are best knights.
#32 to #19 - sporkbacon (02/04/2013) [-]
Warhammer 40k is the **** !
#37 to #32 - thadin (02/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - awesomedudeforty (02/04/2013) [-]
I like how everyone hates on CoD. Honestly it's not that bad, I mean some things can be ridiculous such as excessive hit markers, bad hit boxes, and other things. I think the community is the real reason why everyone is butthurt over CoD. The immature people that play are always mad at the "cheaters" when really they just aren't good at the game. Just because someone can beat you at a game doesn't make the game bad. It's the player, not the game.
User avatar #40 to #16 - rossthomson (02/04/2013) [-]
Actually, the only "good" call of duty's were call of duty 1, 2, modern warfare 1, world at war, and black ops. (not counting black ops 2, because i've hardly played it)

The other call of duties (especially modern warfare 2) were horribly unbalanced games where you could sit in a corner for 5 minutes of the game and still rank up kill streaks that get you dozens of kills for the rest of the game. However, it's a shame that most people associate cod with the horrible games that were modern warfare 2 and 3. Coincidentally, these were the ones that were marketed towards console-gamers, ruling out the chance of having professional tournaments the likes of cod4.

Call of Duty seems to be having quite a bleak future.
User avatar #49 to #40 - awesomedudeforty (02/04/2013) [-]
I would have to agree that MW2 was a pretty bad game with the killstreaks counting up the way they did. I like the Treyarch games for gameplay, and the Infinity Ward games for looks.
#15 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
CoD is not a bad game, it is just low quality and very silly. If you dont take it seriously, and make it a point to play it in a manner as silly as possible, it can become quite fun.

for instance:

no primary, no secondary, knife only, perk 2 greed perk 3 greed, lightweight, fasthands, coldblooded, extreme conditioning, tactiacl mask, tactition, flash x2 concussion x2

have fun.
User avatar #30 - juanbalcknwhite (02/04/2013) [-]
don't hate the player, hate the game. in other words don't hate the campers, hate
treyarch and infinity ward for putting pussy **** in their games.
User avatar #31 to #30 - narutohaukea (02/04/2013) [-]
exactly and i hate treyarch for putting in shock charges
User avatar #2 - mynameislego (02/03/2013) [-]
The knifing in BO 2 is terrible especially.
#44 to #2 - redbeardfj (02/04/2013) [-]
I can knife straight into someone and miss, but I can knife the wall next to them and ge the kill, I thought mw3's knifing system was bad.
User avatar #45 to #44 - mynameislego (02/04/2013) [-]
I have the same problem, it makes for some hilarious and frustrating kills and deaths tho...i've been in a knife fight for like 4 mins with constant stabbing by both players and nobody can connect, then someone will knife a wall and the other dies. the final kill cams on multiplayer (one in the chamber esp.) are hilarious all the time.
#39 - steavo (02/04/2013) [-]
Wow...more CoD posts with the comments complaining about the game being filled with 12 year olds and not having to have skill to be good at the game. Am I the only person who rarely encounters anyone under the age of 16?
User avatar #42 to #39 - reican (02/04/2013) [-]
they whine so much about the few kids playing the game, but they can thank themselves for not having brains enough to press " mute"
User avatar #4 - mattginge (02/03/2013) [-]
3rd option: Because he ****** your mum
#35 - ghosttrainhaze (02/04/2013) [-]
MFW I don't play CoD because I'm not 12 or "edgy".
#33 - painisfunny (02/04/2013) [-]
**painisfunny rolls 31**ers comin back
User avatar #34 to #33 - juanbalcknwhite (02/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 - horsemheadmask (03/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 - reican (02/04/2013) [-]
I actually like playing the games. I play it for the fun.


inb4 10,000 reasons for CoD to be stupid
User avatar #36 - unklebourbon (02/04/2013) [-]
And that's why I quit BO2 and I'm once again in a happy relationship with WaW and Punkbuster. Old CoD is best CoD.
User avatar #28 - stupidffff (02/04/2013) [-]
"Suicide seems like a good battle plan." "Suicide? What are you ta- Oh my god he just jumped off the building."
#26 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
This would suit me better if the blue part was killstreak rewards.
User avatar #14 - eatshitop (02/04/2013) [-]
Normally its when someone out Peacekeeper's the **** out of me. I crouch and walk all over the map with a Peacekeeper.
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