Jedi Problems. . yllo one can kill a will " Kills all tta them ennui ttom,. > MFW the Jedi were too dumb to do basic math. "The Chosen One will bring balance to the force". Tons of Jedi, two sith lords. Either lots of Sith


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#33 - Yojimbo (02/03/2013) [-]
> MFW the Jedi were too dumb to do basic math. "The Chosen One will bring balance to the force". Tons of Jedi, two sith lords. Either lots of Sith will appear, or lots of Jedi will die. Either way, Jedi are screwed. Anakin did bring balance, two Sith, and two Jedi.
> MFW the superior Expanded Universe disregards the prophecy whenever it chooses
> MFW I actually liked everything about Episode 1 except for Jar Jar
> MFW I wonder who that kid worshipped more, Qui Gon Jinn, or Turboman
#85 to #33 - pandadiablo (02/04/2013) [-]
Excellent, Watson!
User avatar #73 to #33 - Crusader (02/04/2013) [-]
There really was no imbalance in the force.
Yes there were only 2 sith lords, but there were many sith and dark jedi, while there were many light jedi and jedi masters.
For the 2 sith lords leading all the dark jedi and sith, there was also 2 jedi at the head of all the jedi, above the council, the Sage Master and Weapons Master.

Also, **** Juhani that stupid cat faced cunt.
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User avatar #91 to #33 - downtownbosscat (02/04/2013) [-]
lol turboman
#36 to #33 - admiralen (02/04/2013) [-]
qui gon found the mailman and killed him
User avatar #4 - kairuzesu (02/03/2013) [-]
Nobody can kill a jedi...
but you claim anakin killed all but two
so anakin killed jedi
ergo anakin is nobody...the prequel movies don't exist!!!
#35 to #4 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]
actually anakin is just A nobody

<--this is nobody
User avatar #99 to #4 - thelostsheperd (02/04/2013) [-]
He also blinded Polyphemus
User avatar #23 to #4 - kingrayne ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Anakin only killed a few Jedi, clones did most of the work. CLONES ARE NOBODY
#5 to #4 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
But Anakin becomes Darth Vader, so the first 3 movies don't exist either!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kairuzesu (02/03/2013) [-]
fuuuuuuuuuuuucking paradox
wait...that isn't a's just an extension on infinite universe theory...there is a universe without starwars...well actually there would be many but still...kind of a nice thought in some ways...a universe without Jar Jar
#9 to #6 - zekaizer (02/03/2013) [-]
A long time ago, in a universe far, far away...
User avatar #20 to #6 - heartlessrobot (02/03/2013) [-]
That means there's also a universe where Starwars is reality and another just like it except everything is Jar-Jar X Nicholas Cage lovechild.
User avatar #57 - Crusader (02/04/2013) [-]
He didn't kill all of them except 2.
He killed a lot, but most of the purge was done by the clone troopers.
User avatar #62 to #57 - holycrapimacupcake (02/04/2013) [-]
That and like 20 of them still survived.
#70 to #62 - SirSheepy ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
>extended universe
User avatar #118 to #70 - Crusader (02/04/2013) [-]
If it weren't for the extended universe, Star Wars would not be as big as it is today.
If we could only have media that had to do with the 6 movies, that means
6 movies
16/112 games made (to date)
That's right, I just checked, 112 star wars video games have been made.
and like 6 books, one for each movie.
Not to mention that means that we never would have met Han&Leia's, and Luke's kids, never would have met Chewbacca's nephew, and we never would have learned about the rule of two, or the Sith Triumvirate, or had the joy of the Knights of the Old Republic.
User avatar #111 to #70 - traelos (02/04/2013) [-]
Somehow saying that in Homer's voice just felt right.
User avatar #69 to #62 - Crusader (02/04/2013) [-]
Not for long, by the time of the 4th movie there was Sidious, Vader and Several dark jedi in hiding throughout the galaxy, and then there was Obi-Wan, Yoda and Luke, and several good force sensitives that were the balance of good against the evil.
User avatar #75 to #69 - holycrapimacupcake (02/04/2013) [-]
Well yes of course.

Though if you go along with the books the Jedi made a comeback.
User avatar #77 to #75 - Crusader (02/04/2013) [-]
Not the true jedi, when luke reformed the order, he literally reformed it, he changed many of the central tenets, mainly, Jedi can have families, the jedi are no longer the police of the galaxy, but rather are agents that cannot be governed by anyone but the jedi and that there can be more than a single padawan to a master.
User avatar #79 to #77 - holycrapimacupcake (02/04/2013) [-]
Obi-Wan would have turned over in his grave.
User avatar #80 to #79 - Crusader (02/04/2013) [-]
Obi-Wan was actually one of the people who helped the reforms, if I remember correctly, as Luke rebuilt the order, the Council was mostly force ghosts for many years, comprising of Luke, Obi-Wan, Anakin, yoda, Kyle Katarn and Mara Jade.
User avatar #82 to #80 - holycrapimacupcake (02/04/2013) [-]
I really need to read more...I forgot a lot of this.
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#50 - albiwankenobi (02/04/2013) [-]
He didn't kill me.
He didn't kill me.
#24 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
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Do not believe that all the thousands of jedi was killed.

There were still hundreds out there that survived. They are rater common to find in star wars literature and side history.
User avatar #29 to #24 - amuter ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
the only star wars stuff that I know of with other jedis located before episode IV in the lore whenever there's stuff involving other jedis
User avatar #53 to #24 - infamoustrapper (02/04/2013) [-]
are those star wars literature considered canon though?
User avatar #65 to #53 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
If not they would not be called star wars books.
User avatar #72 to #65 - infamoustrapper (02/04/2013) [-]
who actually writes them? ive always wondered (not just for star wars but for other things, like halo) what makes something someone writes considered canon. like does it depend on the quality of what they wrote? or do you know how that works?
User avatar #90 to #72 - archercarac (02/04/2013) [-]
I think it's based off of official confirmation from the original creator. Like, if Georgey-poo were to come out and say "DA BOOKS IS CANON!" Or if Bungie was still in charge of HALO, and said that same about DA BOOKS.
User avatar #78 to #24 - Crusader (02/04/2013) [-]
By the time of Vader's death the force is balanced though.
There is no more true jedi since Luke reforms the order and changes many of the rules, leading to less of the Jedi seen previously on Coruscant and more of a Grey Jedi Order
#25 to #24 - adamska ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Who reads those though?
Who reads those though?
#27 to #25 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
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I do!
#37 to #24 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
There were never thousands of Jedis. Hundreds, yes. Thousands, no.
#11 - liamkneeson (02/03/2013) [-]
**liamkneeson rolls 22**
User avatar #7 - Mr Ronok (02/03/2013) [-]
if you consider only the movies he killed all but two. if you read any of the books in the extended universe, there were closer to 30 or 40 left after the purge. there were supposedly 2 left by a new hope. but again, with the addition of the extended universe, there were at least 3 jedi left and one very capable toddler that lacked training
User avatar #14 to #7 - apexx (02/03/2013) [-]
Rahm kota for example
#18 to #7 - goddonut (02/03/2013) [-]
and the jensaari, hermit jedi across the universe in trance sleep, the original jedi masters hidden in deep space, and countless others that up and left when palpatine declared himself dictator (not emperor, look up the real meaning of dictator, from rome and **** )
#12 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
No one can kill a jedi, only a jedi can kill a jedi.
User avatar #21 to #12 - toriofwind (02/03/2013) [-]
What about the sith?
User avatar #40 to #21 - thedarkestrogue (02/04/2013) [-]
sith are usually dark jedi.
User avatar #42 to #40 - toriofwind (02/04/2013) [-]
not always.
User avatar #43 to #42 - thedarkestrogue (02/04/2013) [-]
true but the non jedi ones usually just get slaughtered by the jedi.
User avatar #44 to #43 - toriofwind (02/04/2013) [-]
what about the emperor he was never a jedi and he killed thousands of them. (not palpatine i mean the original emperor)
User avatar #47 to #44 - thedarkestrogue (02/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #48 to #47 - toriofwind (02/04/2013) [-]
The one in swtor (i suppose there may have been one before him)
User avatar #64 to #48 - thedarkestrogue (02/04/2013) [-]
also,im not even sure if they count it as canon. They may but im not entirely sure.
User avatar #71 to #64 - toriofwind (02/04/2013) [-]
I think it is... im not sure.
User avatar #63 to #48 - thedarkestrogue (02/04/2013) [-]
That was ancient. Back when the jedi and sith were mass produced. They weren't anywhere near as strong.
User avatar #68 to #63 - toriofwind (02/04/2013) [-]
You'd think that they would be more mass produced later wouldn't you?
But you make a valid point. (The jedi in the temple during order 66 were all padawans right?)
User avatar #84 to #68 - thedarkestrogue (02/04/2013) [-]
They accept many many more candidates in SWTOR than they did in the movie saga. They specifically looked for massively force sensitive people in the movies. They talk about it when qui gon goes to get anikin.
User avatar #41 to #12 - thedarkestrogue (02/04/2013) [-]
the operators of the death stars guns.
User avatar #81 to #12 - Crusader (02/04/2013) [-]
Imperial Officers
Clone Troopers
Bounty Hunters
Pissed off farmers
The Exchange
Krayt Dragons
Sand People
Am i missing anything?
User avatar #110 to #81 - Crusader (02/04/2013) [-]
Yep, I missed some
Mandalorians - Trandoshan - Hssiss - Mynocks -
Katarn - Wampas - Tuk'ata - Force Ghosts - The Force - Star Forge - Firaxan Sharks - Insane Selkath - Rakghouls - Kath hounds - Terentatek - Wraid - Mykal - Kinrath - Boma - Cannok - Drexl - Laigrek - Storm Beasts - Maalraas - Shyrack - Zakkeg - Gands - Ubese - Gamorreans - Echani - Massassi
Now that I think of it, almost anything that can kill a normal person can also kill a Jedi, these are just things that I remembered from the KotOR games.
User avatar #97 - jokeface (02/04/2013) [-]
Foreshadowing, you fools!
#107 to #97 - muchosgustaman (02/04/2013) [-]
Dramatic Irony would be a better term. The viewer knew all along what was going to happen.
User avatar #109 to #107 - jokeface (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes, thank you. That's the droid word I was looking for.
#102 to #97 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
>Came 20 years after the original trilogy
User avatar #104 to #102 - jokeface (02/04/2013) [-]
Not literal foreshadowing. I mean within the context of the story. He says "No one can kill a Jedi," and the audience is supposed to be like "Oh, poor sweet Anakin, you're in for a rude awakening."
#39 - thedarkestrogue (02/04/2013) [-]
The clones did most of the killing.
The clones did most of the killing.
User avatar #3 - breadnsteak (02/03/2013) [-]
But there were two Jedi in Episode IV
Obi wan
Skippy - who was the one and only Jedi droid

Then in V
Yoda makes his appearance

Therefore 3 were left that are known through the movies
User avatar #13 to #3 - darthdemise (02/03/2013) [-]
well technically Skippy wasn't a jedi, he just had the force.
He was never trained by jedi.
User avatar #66 to #3 - SirSheepy ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
who the **** is skippy?
User avatar #8 to #3 - sundaywave (02/03/2013) [-]
3? Half Life 3 confirmed.
User avatar #31 to #8 - oxidous (02/03/2013) [-]
3 thumbs on this comment? Half Life 3 confirmed.
User avatar #46 to #3 - DrSalvador (02/04/2013) [-]
#103 to #46 - breadnsteak (02/04/2013) [-]
Skippy was the droid that Luke was going to choose because he felt the force in Luke but then had a vision of what would happen if Luke didn't choose R2D2 and 3PO so he blew his motor and made Luke choose the other two because If Luke would have chose him then the storm troopers would have take 3PO and R2D2 to Darth Vader and had their memories erased with the message from princess Leia and Luke never would have blew up the Death Star and Star Wars never would have happened

Its common Star Wars knowledge
User avatar #123 to #103 - DrSalvador (02/05/2013) [-]
I wouldn't exactly say it's common knowledge, but okay. Never knew that.
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#93 to #89 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
A LOT more
#88 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
The clones killed most of the Jedi, not Anakin. He only led the final assualt on the temple on Coruscant.
User avatar #106 to #88 - charagrin (02/04/2013) [-]
Where he killed mostly younglings and padawans. Must have been a true challenge. lol
User avatar #55 - namnori (02/04/2013) [-]
But there was only one jedi left... He killed Obi-Wan eventually.
User avatar #98 to #55 - jokeface (02/04/2013) [-]
By the time he killed Obi-Wan, there was Luke, and Yoda hadn't died yet. So there were still two alive.
User avatar #124 to #98 - namnori (02/10/2013) [-]
Luke never completed his training...
User avatar #125 to #124 - jokeface (02/10/2013) [-]
That doesn't mean he wasn't a Jedi. It just means he wasn't a Knight yet. Jedi have three levels: Master, Knight, and Padawan. He was just a Padawan, but that still counts.
User avatar #126 to #125 - namnori (02/10/2013) [-]
I wasn't aware it worked that way
User avatar #127 to #126 - jokeface (02/11/2013) [-]
Well then I'm glad to have educated you.
User avatar #114 - cheftimusprime (02/04/2013) [-]
He only killed the padawans.
#112 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
all accept three, he didn't kill himself o.o
User avatar #115 to #112 - cheftimusprime (02/04/2013) [-]
He was already a Sith at that point.
User avatar #119 to #115 - jokeface (02/04/2013) [-]
Yea but he became a Jedi again at the end of Episode VI. Hence Return of the Jedi
User avatar #120 to #119 - cheftimusprime (02/04/2013) [-]
Actually, the "Return" part was Luke ushering a new era of balance for the Jedi.
User avatar #122 to #120 - jokeface (02/04/2013) [-]
Ohhh. Never thought of it that way.
#10 - yesiamjelly [OP](02/03/2013) [-]
Oh, hey guys
User avatar #2 - DamnNature (02/03/2013) [-]
Foreshadowing right there.
User avatar #1 - noket (02/03/2013) [-]
is because a jedi doesn't simply die and disappear forever..
User avatar #83 to #1 - Crusader (02/04/2013) [-]
Actually Obi-Wan, Yoda and Anakin were the only ones to use that power before Luke's eventual death
#95 to #83 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
Well, in the movies at least. Lots of the ancient sith lords entombed on Korriban did it.
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