Milk. Not mine, not oc. r: .,', Hold on let me put Henry VIII? milk away” mat: ' WMM for foamys .. "Henry VIII's milk" - So basically a bottle of Henry's semen. Gross.
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User avatar #1 - mikeyness (02/03/2013) [-]
"Henry VIII's ******* milk" - So basically a bottle of Henry's semen. Gross.
#41 to #1 - JudasLitl (02/03/2013) [-]
*insert sexual innuendo here*
User avatar #2 to #1 - jamsamx **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
Tastes pretty good to me
#11 - darkseidrules ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Except, they don't print a year on milk. Most milk will only last about 2 weeks from the production line. That second number is a production run number.

Source: Working a grocery store.
#16 to #11 - sirtywell ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Milk has a year printed here in Belgium, most milk stays alright for a few months here. I guess they don't use UHT in the USA to preserve the milk longer.
User avatar #19 to #16 - darkseidrules ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
I don't think we do. People get all angry when they add extra chemicals to milk. You have no idea how many people I see leaving with expensive all organic milk and a bunch of preservative laden snack-cakes. Apparently, the milk is their only concern...
User avatar #27 to #19 - milthyfoustache (02/03/2013) [-]
UHT is sterilisation by heat treatment there isn't added chemicals in UHT milk
#53 to #27 - darkseidrules ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I was unaware. I assumed it was like MSG. Thank you for politely correcting me.
I was unaware. I assumed it was like MSG. Thank you for politely correcting me.
User avatar #58 to #53 - milthyfoustache (02/04/2013) [-]
No worries :) What can go into found etc. is pretty strict here in the UK think it is for the rest of the EU as well, not sure if it's out law or EU law
User avatar #59 to #58 - darkseidrules ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm an American, and our FDA are a bunch of psychos. We can eat almost anything, but the toy hidden in a kinder egg is too dangerous...
User avatar #43 to #11 - Mortuus (02/04/2013) [-]
All hail the milk god.
#34 to #11 - pwoneill ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Well it seems my milk has a year on it.... I work at a grocery store too... guess yours isnt cool like mine

sorry for bad resolution
User avatar #31 to #11 - pwoneill ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
weird, i just got off work and i bought milk lets see if you are right shall we.....
#28 to #11 - darjeeling (02/03/2013) [-]
Did somebody mention heresy?
#29 to #28 - snerus (02/03/2013) [-]
#46 to #11 - renamon (02/04/2013) [-]
MFW Heretic. Anyone?
#9 - artosis (02/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - pokemonstheshiz (02/04/2013) [-]
Is it his chocolate milk?
Don't let him drink it!
#50 to #49 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Sorry I'm late guys, lemme just...HEY! You DICK, that's MY thing!
Sorry I'm late guys, lemme just...HEY! You DICK, that's MY thing!
#26 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
This was just as funny the last time it was reposted...
#32 - astayal (02/03/2013) [-]
Funny thing is he didn't just name a random king, Henry the VIII was actually in power during that time
User avatar #39 to #32 - corundum (02/03/2013) [-]
Indeed he was.
User avatar #38 - estevan (02/03/2013) [-]
Would drink :D
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#35 to #30 - azsx (02/03/2013) [-]
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
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#54 to #52 - azsx (02/04/2013) [-]
sorry can remember ask jsrf
User avatar #36 to #35 - jsrf (02/03/2013) [-]
i am so saving this
#37 to #36 - azsx (02/03/2013) [-]
not mine tough
User avatar #40 - artumus (02/03/2013) [-]
here come the history fights...
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#17 - liamkneeson (02/03/2013) [-]
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