Future Pharmacist. . missed: diagram: once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like you
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Future Pharmacist

missed:
diagram:
once i was sick so i got a
prescription for codeine cough
syrup and when i went to pick it
up the pharmacist was like
you really won' t need all of
this" and i was like "it' s i
could just sell it at school" and
he was like "
FUTURE PHARMACIST" and
fist bumped me
apparently this pharmacist is
my breather' s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
Hitler hated this site he
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#12 - feffog (02/03/2013) [-]
AYO THIS IS SCOOTERS FARM-ASS-EE
CATCH A COOOOOOOLD
#47 to #12 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
heh. 69 thumbs.
#16 to #12 - slowpokesmum (02/03/2013) [-]
Borderlands FTW
Borderlands FTW
#38 to #12 - klondikemonster (02/03/2013) [-]
MFW your beautiful, beautiful comment
User avatar #13 to #12 - feffog (02/03/2013) [-]
AYE MAN THIS WERE DRUGS LIVE

GIT YOU SUM
#1 - gatodelfuego (02/03/2013) [-]
Get you one!
User avatar #24 to #1 - adremalech (02/03/2013) [-]
Idk how this relates but im thumbing :)
User avatar #34 to #24 - gatodelfuego (02/03/2013) [-]
Scooter is a mechanic from Borderlands 1/2, his famous catchphrases include "Catch-a-ride" and others included in the comments below.
#68 to #1 - milkyshizznits (02/03/2013) [-]
Hey Ya'll! Welcome to the new and improved Catch-A-Cooooold! Now with 47% more than 26% deaths annually! That's down from last year's hold your applause
#7 to #1 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
"Ain't nuttin liek squishin' bitches under your tires, man!"
+1
#53 to #1 - aklidic **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #14 to #1 - drunkenmercenary (02/03/2013) [-]
lets get you rollin
User avatar #20 to #1 - joktapuss (02/03/2013) [-]
Hey, you the one killin' all the crap when people ask? The Catch-a-Ride near Fyrestone is more busted than my momma's girl parts. Really appreciate you takin' a poke at that. The uh, system, not my mom. Hot dog down a Skag den, know what I'm sayin'?
User avatar #3 to #1 - faggotishshit ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Come on and catch a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!!~
User avatar #4 to #1 - perfonator (02/03/2013) [-]
catch-some-drugs!~
#5 to #1 - thewasupman (02/03/2013) [-]
My drugs may not get you there alive, but they'll get you there!
User avatar #2 to #1 - kietzu (02/03/2013) [-]
Catch-A-Cooooold!
#31 - MrFrolo (02/03/2013) [-]
>3 weeks ago.   
>Have a cold.   
>Mom prescribed promethyzine w/ codeine cough syrup.   
>			****		 tasted nasty.   
>Friend said mix half the bottle of syrup and soda. He "done it many times".   
>Went home and tried it.   
>Searched promethyzine and codeine on internet after.   
>Turns out people drink it for recreational use.   
>Don't know why.   
   
>Found out why.
>3 weeks ago.
>Have a cold.
>Mom prescribed promethyzine w/ codeine cough syrup.
> **** tasted nasty.
>Friend said mix half the bottle of syrup and soda. He "done it many times".
>Went home and tried it.
>Searched promethyzine and codeine on internet after.
>Turns out people drink it for recreational use.
>Don't know why.

>Found out why.
User avatar #44 to #31 - sourtower (02/03/2013) [-]
promethzyine is apretty cool guy. Eh, he makes me feel good and doesnt afraid of anything.
#23 - adremalech (02/03/2013) [-]
<--MFW Scooter
#9 - occamsrazor (02/03/2013) [-]
MFW I'm studying to be a pharmacist
#46 to #9 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
I'm in undergraduate and considering going into pharmacy. How hard are your studies?
User avatar #49 to #46 - occamsrazor (02/03/2013) [-]
It's pretty much a regular curriculum that's very intensive on Chem, so if you're good at Chem go for it and if not be prepared to work the hardest you've ever worked on anything. Calc is only one semester, and Bio does continue for a bit too. And I AP'd out of having to take English but now I'm taking the next level along with Econ because I want to minor in it. Most pharmacy schools actually don't even care if you get a college degree, just pass the PCAT and have a nice GPA and extracurriculars.
#51 to #49 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
OK, thanks for the information. I'm a chemistry major, so that should work out nicely.
User avatar #52 to #51 - occamsrazor (02/03/2013) [-]
Yes it should. In my experience Pharm is the best thing a Chem major can get into.
User avatar #18 to #11 - occamsrazor (02/03/2013) [-]
THAT IS NOT MFW
#36 to #18 - kubrick (02/03/2013) [-]
Fine. Just trying to help you out.
User avatar #37 to #36 - occamsrazor (02/03/2013) [-]
neither is that
User avatar #6 - classicvictory (02/03/2013) [-]
im allergic to codeine finding that out was not fun
#54 - morbidbreath (02/03/2013) [-]
mfw scooter
#59 - raigen (02/03/2013) [-]
MFW Scooter
#61 to #59 - necrolaugh (02/03/2013) [-]
you sir deserve a gif, and a thumb.
you sir deserve a gif, and a thumb.
#63 to #61 - raigen (02/03/2013) [-]
My main char in BL 2 Too =D The Gunzerker.
My main char in BL 2 Too =D The Gunzerker.
#65 to #63 - necrolaugh (02/03/2013) [-]
same here bro, my first level 50 was Gunzerker   
now working with Zer0.
same here bro, my first level 50 was Gunzerker
now working with Zer0.
User avatar #66 to #65 - raigen (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh yeah... I need to play him more..., my last one will be Maya.
User avatar #67 to #66 - necrolaugh (02/03/2013) [-]
i started with Maya about a week ago, pretty Badass Siren
+9
#19 - tripflys **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #29 to #19 - pkmntrainermikey (02/03/2013) [-]
This isn't tumblr trip.
+4
#32 to #29 - tripflys **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#33 to #32 - pkmntrainermikey (02/03/2013) [-]
I know. Just trying to make a joke.
#56 to #19 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
Totally less annoying when you say it ironically all the ******* time
+2
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User avatar #10 - JesuschristofAZ (02/03/2013) [-]
**** , I have half of a bottle of codine cough syrup in my cabinet. Time to make some money...
User avatar #22 to #10 - threeeighteen (02/03/2013) [-]
My mum and dad are like walking Pharmacies with how much medicine they have.
#42 to #10 - pwoneill (02/03/2013) [-]
Stop right there criminal scum!
Nobody Breaks the law on my watch!
#8 - latinotornado (02/03/2013) [-]
***** , when it comes to cough medicine, it's all about Triple-C and Mucinex DM, and Robitussin gel caps
#70 - angrygirl (02/03/2013) [-]
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cool story.
User avatar #78 to #70 - bannedfartoooften (02/04/2013) [-]
Nice roll, bro.
#48 - madebynorwegians (02/03/2013) [-]
Well, enough for today.
Well, enough for today.
User avatar #15 - xxkosukexx (02/03/2013) [-]
I love drinking lean. Like my sister gets prescriptions for that **** and i will mix that stuff with some sprite and hawaiin punch and put in some jolly ranchers. Funnyjunk it tastes ******* awesome. It also gets you hella high especially with some weed.
User avatar #83 to #15 - xxkosukexx (02/04/2013) [-]
Damn guys chill out.
User avatar #84 to #83 - IbeTrollinFewl (02/04/2013) [-]
dood u r so cuul u smoke weeeed <3 ;# :D:D
Really? no one gives half a **** you smoke weed go impress your 13 year old facebook friends.
#69 to #15 - JudasLitl (02/03/2013) [-]
dude you''re so ******* badass, how many marijuanas can you smoke? i bet it's like, a million

</sarcasm>
#74 to #15 - sexypotato (02/04/2013) [-]
This guy drives a ford edge.
#81 to #15 - spidahridah (02/04/2013) [-]
This thread is magnificent.
This thread is magnificent.
User avatar #25 to #15 - theangryrussian (02/03/2013) [-]
shut up meg.
#39 to #15 - elcreepo (02/03/2013) [-]
Stay in school kids.
User avatar #21 to #15 - IbeTrollinFewl (02/03/2013) [-]
thats nice honey.
#40 to #15 - arthurmitchell (02/03/2013) [-]
You're such a badass.
#41 to #15 - joyguy (02/03/2013) [-]
You don't smoke weed, you're only supposed to smoke marijuanas and inject pots
You don't smoke weed, you're only supposed to smoke marijuanas and inject pots
#43 to #15 - bannedfartoooften (02/03/2013) [-]
Why are you ruining my amazing content?
User avatar #17 to #15 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
i'm sure you could say anything gets you high 'especially with some weed'. because, you know, weed gets you high and all that.. like..

toothpaste gets me high, especially with some weed.
User avatar #26 to #17 - bannedfartoooften (02/03/2013) [-]
Know what gets me high?
The screams of small children.
User avatar #27 to #26 - zombiestookmybike ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
especially with some weed
User avatar #28 to #27 - bannedfartoooften (02/03/2013) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #87 - gayboard (02/07/2013) [-]
Scooter went from being an illegal drug dealer to a legal drug seller. Sounds like Scooter got his **** together.
#71 - winnayergin (02/03/2013) [-]
as Esther answered I cannot believe that someone able to make $4657 in 1 month on the internet. have you read this web site www.Wow83.ℂom
User avatar #79 to #71 - DrSalvador (02/04/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN REALLY READ MINDS!
#73 to #71 - sexypotato (02/04/2013) [-]
No one cares
User avatar #72 to #71 - bannedfartoooften (02/04/2013) [-]
You two better stay off my damn posts, okay?
Imma leave this one up so you can red thumb rape her.
#82 to #71 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
Esther is a whore
#57 - LightningSteve (02/03/2013) [-]
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