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#3 - celestiasbeard
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Gave this view as an open statement a few years back and got kicked out of school because apparently it was against the schools rules to discuss personal opinions as a student but teachers can try and shove **** down someones throats and not even get a slap on the wrist
#1029 to #3 - anon id: 0a4f496d
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So we should kill them, so we can SAVE THEM!
User avatar #1136 to #3 - mettih
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That was a long sentence.
User avatar #297 to #3 - lolmonade
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Well in my school its the other way around, students can say their opinion and ****. but teachers cant
User avatar #1214 to #3 - trazan
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What kind of ****** up school policy is it to not be allowed to discuss personal opinions?

Were you attending the Public Clone School on Kamino? Trying to create a mindless army for your sithrepublic?
#592 to #3 - deadmeme **User deleted account**
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User avatar #595 to #592 - celestiasbeard
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I was giving the opinion that abortion isn't bad because it's better to prevent giving a kid a ****** life in certain scenarios
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#1129 to #595 - anon id: c0186c8a
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Not sure why I'm opening up to FJ, but I figured I would log off and tell a bit of my story in response to this comment.

I was in five foster homes before I turned of age. I've been mentally abused and physically abused (in more than a few ways). I promised myself that my situation would not govern me. To do that I needed to stop blaming people for my situation, stop feeling sorry for myself, and act on the present. Now that I look back at my past I can say that the evil I went through has made me who I am. Among the emotions that flood through my chest when I take a deep look inward, the one that has been my salvation was forgiveness for those that wronged me, especially if they haven't asked for it (all of them haven't).

During every first date or hangout with a girl, I would think about how she would react if I told her that I was raped every other night when I was eight or how I was forced to have sex with my brothers and sisters in front of a camera. I would constantly think about their hypothetical face and feel a mixture of frustration and hopelessness. I felt crazy.

Anyone who has been consistently sexually abused can tell you that you carry such a weight for the rest of your life, a feeling like your soul is always weeping but your body has lost the ability to cry. Anyone who has been beaten can tell you that you will always fear the sound of footsteps outside a door, that helpless urge to hide somewhere no one can see. Anyone who has been neglected can tell you that the morbid fear of rejection never goes away, that you will always fear the silence of an empty apartment. But I will tell you, as someone who has experienced a colorful variety of these hells, that **** happens and you can either feel sorry for yourself or move on and deal with the problems as they come.

I was an unwanted child with a ****** life... and I'm very happy to be alive. I know you think you're smarter than us, but let us make the decision for ourselves please!
#956 to #3 - desacabose
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Kill them celestiasbeard
#957 to #956 - desacabose
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Kill them all
Kill them all
User avatar #740 to #3 - fyaq
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are you kidding?

you think that in this day and age a teacher can express views openly and not be punished?

a teacher says something remotely religious and little timmy's parents will sue his ass.
#900 to #740 - Visual
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He probably lives in Alabama.
User avatar #882 to #740 - rieskimo
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Depends on where you are my dude, that's the beauty and ugliness of living in the States. Some parts of the country you are encouraged others discouraged.
#718 to #3 - flutterdoc
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You clearly don't live in seattle
<-- teachers in seattle
#357 to #3 - elcreepo
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In my school it's the other way around. Students are encouraged to have opinions that are different, but all hell breaks loose if a teacher expresses an opinion to the class and presents it as being &quot;right&quot;.    
   
And though topics like religion are 'taboo' subjects, the teachers in the English and social science departments make a pretty convincing point. You can't understand Puritan or Renaissance work without learning about the religious ideas of the time. Nor can you understand sociology without understanding how religion shapes a culture.  In debate classes like contemporary issues, religious views play a pretty decent role in what moral beliefs you have. As long as it's presented as a subject to learn about, but not necessarily one to agree with, it's fine with the school board.    
   
MFW/Teachers FW we get students complaining that religion is being shoved down their throat at school.
In my school it's the other way around. Students are encouraged to have opinions that are different, but all hell breaks loose if a teacher expresses an opinion to the class and presents it as being "right".

And though topics like religion are 'taboo' subjects, the teachers in the English and social science departments make a pretty convincing point. You can't understand Puritan or Renaissance work without learning about the religious ideas of the time. Nor can you understand sociology without understanding how religion shapes a culture. In debate classes like contemporary issues, religious views play a pretty decent role in what moral beliefs you have. As long as it's presented as a subject to learn about, but not necessarily one to agree with, it's fine with the school board.

MFW/Teachers FW we get students complaining that religion is being shoved down their throat at school.
User avatar #14 to #3 - lmaopwnt
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Be thankful you got kicked out of that ********* then.
#223 to #3 - breakfastlunch
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Has that school never heard of the First Amendment?
User avatar #986 to #223 - haaaxderp
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Your rights as a minor end where the "rights" of the school to "protect" the students and teachers begin.
I was suspended because I said that people that cut themselves and complain about their lives might as well an hero and get it over with.
User avatar #1145 to #986 - SuperBubbleWrap
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I think you accidentally your sentence.
#4 to #3 - angrygirl [OP]
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My most utter respect to you, sir.

I personally know what it's like to be prosecuted for having a "wrong" opinion, incompatable with your school's/teacher's. But you know what, fight what you believe in- it's the only war worth dedicating yourself to, a fight for truth and being able to have an opinion without having a bunch of assholes try and feed you disinformational rubbish.
#913 to #4 - spysappinmysasha
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So if I believe in the promises of the Sacred Rings, than its worth fighting for?
#228 - nippuhl
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#262 to #228 - neoexdeath
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*Ring*

Hello, you've reached Kroger Foods, I'm Epic Fail Guy,and this call may be monitored for quality control, and to ensure I'm not having phonesex with skanky trailer chicks...Look, look, look, there's nothing wrong with our Fetus Frittata...Right...Now, if you'll take a look at the ingredients, you'll see that every Frittata contains less then 30 percent post consumer Homo Sapiens Fetal Matter...The rest? Er, hrm...HEY BILL! What did we cram in for the filler when we ran out of Fetus?

... Right, Liverwurst and Chinese News Papers, you'd really be surprised what you can get past the FDA if you REALLY read the small print on the legislation...Hello? Miss? Aww screw it, it's lunchtime anyway.
#172 - envinite
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mfw comments are longer than college thesis
mfw comments are longer than college thesis
#370 to #172 - anon id: c3fcf942
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fukken saved
User avatar #132 - ohthreeeleven
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funnyjunk is so damn liberal.
#135 to #132 - anonmynous
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Maybe only liberals have a sense of humor
User avatar #136 to #135 - Ruspanic
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this isn't actually funny though.
User avatar #139 to #135 - ohthreeeleven
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its not funny though
#151 to #132 - anon id: f0f6ea2f
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Uhh... yeah, welcome to the internet. The entire ******* internet is liberal. Is that a surprise to you?

If you want nice clean conservative jokes why don't you take your redneck ass and your extra chromosomes off to Facebook and go like one of the many "christian May-may" pages.
There you and your Pastor can talk about Jesus and how abortion is wrong and about how Obama's trying to take my guns.

This place is for people who find dead babies funny and people who want to laugh at **** that isn't supposed to be funny. If this is you, by all means, shut your ******* mouth and click next.

If not, then get the **** out you faggot.
User avatar #316 to #151 - yojo
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I'm more left-wing as well, but holy **** there was no need to be so rude about it.
User avatar #759 to #151 - mayormilkman
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I feel like this is a copypasta.
User avatar #1150 to #151 - ohthreeeleven
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Sorry I couldn't stay and chat anon, I had to go to work so all the welfare-dependent Americans could eat ******** food and buy drugs. You're welcome.
User avatar #690 to #151 - fredthemilkman
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You certainly represent your personal beliefs well Anon.
User avatar #183 to #151 - homelessgus
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looks like someone is a little butthurt. calm the **** down anon.
User avatar #214 to #183 - CupcakeMaster
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He's right, we laugh at holocaust jokes like it's nothing and plenty of other things.
#599 to #183 - anon id: 29548d70
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This is why people hate bronys
#201 to #132 - LocoJoe
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Yup.
User avatar #203 to #201 - LocoJoe
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inb4 people take this seriously
User avatar #302 to #201 - wiljones
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naked protests, id call that progression
#258 to #201 - Ilubeitup
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Why is it always the women you wouldn't want to **** that are protesting rape?
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#721 to #132 - flutterdoc
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I'd say we are more libertarian...
User avatar #1041 to #132 - musclemarinade
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That's because it's filled with a bunch of idiots who are too young to figure out that liberalism does not work. Look at the most liberal states and cities and the US. Tell me how their economy is doing again?
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#153 - bangsaidthegun
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You know why men don't get a vote when it comes to that decision?! BECAUSE THIS WORLD IS CONtrollED BY THOSE ******* FEMINISTS! THEY WILL SOON MAKE IT LEGAL TO ABORT MALE FETUSES! ONLY A FEW WILL BE KEPT AND USED FOR SNU SNU!
#383 to #153 - anon id: c3fcf942
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actually i would say that the world is still far from being completely controled by women, and even farther from being controled by feminists...
as far as abortion goes. I am pro-choice.
User avatar #429 to #383 - theafroman
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Can't tell if you didn't understand the joke, or are adding on a bad one.
#163 to #153 - thefunnyjunktroll
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#156 to #153 - batmansgirlfriend
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User avatar #174 - drtrousersnake
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i read eagle as easter. confused the hell out of me
#179 to #174 - daniboyi
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I have you minded easter eggs are an incredible rare specie. They only appear once a year and what do we humans do? We just eat them all.   
We are disgusting...   
Gif unrelated.
I have you minded easter eggs are an incredible rare specie. They only appear once a year and what do we humans do? We just eat them all.
We are disgusting...
Gif unrelated.
#199 - sweetellie
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I don't really think there's anything wrong with abortions. A woman might not be a slut. contraception has a nasty way of failing. She could have been raped. she might not be ready for kids. The baby could be born into a situation where it has little to no quality of life or the woman could die from giving birth to it.   
   
But people don't think about the woman's welfare, all they think of is the unborn, largely unformed fetus.
I don't really think there's anything wrong with abortions. A woman might not be a slut. contraception has a nasty way of failing. She could have been raped. she might not be ready for kids. The baby could be born into a situation where it has little to no quality of life or the woman could die from giving birth to it.

But people don't think about the woman's welfare, all they think of is the unborn, largely unformed fetus.
#685 to #199 - anon id: 5ae45f5b
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Contraception has a nasty way of failing? That's why you do anal. Not ready for kids and would be a bad parent? Adoption agencies really aren't that hard to find. Furthermore, abortion is still completely legal for fetuses well into the third trimester.
User avatar #687 to #685 - sweetellie
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except anal probably hurts and I'm not willing to give birth.
Your move anon/
#700 to #687 - anon id: 5ae45f5b
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If you're too good for anal (or oral) and you're absolutely unwilling to give birth, you probably shouldn't be having sex, especially if you know that contraception can fail.
User avatar #704 to #700 - sweetellie
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"Too good for anal"? What does that even mean? and I'm not "too good" to give blowjobs either.
I don't really want to have sex anyway.. I'd be content to stay a virign.
#877 to #199 - anon id: 87e4b3ab
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lmfao yeah shes not ready for a child but shes ******* a guy anyways...the most sensible logic of all time..
#907 to #877 - Visual
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Yeah even though it happens all the time around the world. I guess humans just have sex for pleasure. Crazy ain't it?
#235 - tomanydiscos
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I don't get why people feel the need to protest this. If someone who has been raped and impregnated wants an abortion, how does that affect your life? You don't know the woman, Christ knows you would never have known the child. How does it affect your life in the slightest? People should be able to live their own lives without being crucified in the media.
#770 to #235 - anon id: 7b451bee
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i don't know anybody who has been murdered so it does not affect my life. So by your logic murder is okay.
User avatar #932 to #235 - sniperfumbles
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For the small percentage of conservative republicans that get put on tv for entertainment, they fight everything about abortion. The normal ones, however, just don't want to PAY for abortions. That the root of the problem that liberals don't like to address. They turn "we don't want to pay for you to get an abortion or other contraceptives with our tax dollars" into "we want to take away your rights as females, so no abortion for you!" Since much of the media is liberal, usually they present it from the liberal point of view, further pushing the "playing the victim" agenda.
TL;DR: You only see the crazy ones picketing against abortion.
User avatar #570 to #235 - IncarceratedNinja
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TRUTH.
User avatar #833 to #235 - lamarisagoodname
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I'm with you on this one, but a lot of people are grossed out by the thought of forcibly vaccuming a baby out of someone. It's a lot better than playing doctor at home, that's for sure.
#649 to #235 - stlbecker
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it isnt that it directly affects them.. i think it is more of a moral obligation to not support what they call "murder"
User avatar #25 - foelkera
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We wouldn't have this problem if we'd simply nut the **** up and forcibly castrate those deemed unfit to reproduce.
User avatar #37 to #25 - taintedangel
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You. I like you!
User avatar #53 to #37 - foelkera
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Rest assured, friend - once I come into power, you're keeping your genitals.
User avatar #77 to #53 - taintedangel
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I just didn't have the Doctor Who gif of that XD. I've had that idea for a while too. But it was mostly for the mentally/physically retarded and people under a certain IQ point threshold.
#55 to #25 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA
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I know your words are a joke, my man, but out of interest; who would enforce this? Who would make an objective decision on such a subjective matter?
User avatar #82 to #55 - foelkera
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I have it all planned out - Newborn babies are registered with the state. Academic performance and social interaction is monitored throughout the first 18 years of their life, and on their 18th birthday their past actions are weighed along with genetic traits to see if breeding would be in society's best interest. Undesirable people are forcibly sterilized, reeducated, and sent to labor camps or the military. The state will do monthly checks for unregistered children. If any are found, the parents are either sent to a labor camp or exterminated, while the child is trained to be in the secret police. Citizens will work until age 65, the age they're euthanised. Those who openly rebel are "unbirthed," a process in which they're killed and all records mentioning them are destroyed.
#86 to #82 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA
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Mate, you and your fascist insanity just cured my enduring writers block. I now have the Big Bad for my series of short stories.    
   
I'm really hoping you're not serious.
Mate, you and your fascist insanity just cured my enduring writers block. I now have the Big Bad for my series of short stories.

I'm really hoping you're not serious.
User avatar #89 to #86 - foelkera
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it's not fascism, you silly proletariat, it's autocracy!
#94 to #89 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA
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Sorry. Tired. I would know that (I'm a fan of sociopolitical works - try Neuromancer) but my hair's rising towards the ceiling and I can't feel mah toes any more. The wonders of mild insomnia.
User avatar #211 to #82 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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Something tells me that by the time you're 65, you'd be willing to raise that forced euthanasia age
User avatar #157 - batmansgirlfriend
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I personally think it's sick to force a woman to carry a child that she doesn't want. If I ever got pregnant and didn't want it for whatever reason, I would feel disgusted if I had my rights stripped away.
If people are pro-life they should be more concerned about why women miscarry, about banning death penalties, not interfering themselves into other peoples lives.
User avatar #247 to #157 - ascarecrow
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My mom used to work with people who had gotten abortions, most of them ended up having so much depression and regret that the killed themselves. I mean, you can always put a kid up for adoption... but hey, that's just my opinion.
User avatar #269 to #247 - nogphille
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because most children in orphanages later go on to be superheroes.
User avatar #212 to #157 - cadiuro
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If I ever got pregnant, I wouldn't want the baby. I would feel disgusted because I am a man.

That's why I'm pro-abortus.