ONLY 1300S KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND. bSDHgsyrotihsdtsdrtjhgserfturrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Inn 2.. Too bad you're not allowed into McDonalds if you're wearing one of those... sesftsiurt iushyuhngtrgsn coiks
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User avatar #189 to #13 - rieskimo (02/03/2013) [-]
That's too awesome.
User avatar #63 to #13 - birthdayboi (02/03/2013) [-]
Unhandle me male of brown skin...

today i cant even..
#14 - OldSnake ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Too bad you're not allowed into McDonalds if you're wearing one of those...
Too bad you're not allowed into McDonalds if you're wearing one of those...
User avatar #175 to #14 - maxismahname (02/03/2013) [-]
I understand....
#200 to #14 - sniperfumbles (02/03/2013) [-]
Why is it, that this comment (14) has more thumbs then the comment before it, posting the actual story? (13)
#79 to #14 - beep (02/03/2013) [-]
Stop it thats gay
Stop it thats gay
User avatar #38 to #14 - mrkickasscomedy (02/03/2013) [-]
i got that reference
User avatar #59 to #38 - tesarrior (02/03/2013) [-]
please tell me
User avatar #2 - vedgetable (02/02/2013) [-]
the plague.. good times, good times...
User avatar #3 to #2 - basstard (02/02/2013) [-]
Kill a person,blame it on the plague.
Good times indeed.
User avatar #19 to #3 - zxmongoose ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
"Why yes, officer, the plague IS in fact known to leave multiple stab wounds in victims now. Oh, this bloody knife in my hand? Nah, it's nothing"
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#173 - blackfloorboards (02/03/2013) [-]
This was essentially my Halloween costume last year. I scared a lot of kids, but if they were too scared, went up, took off the mask, and gave them candy and a high-five. When I was walking around, I walked slowly, silently, and every so often, stared at someone, and tilted my head, as if studying them, and then kept walking. Fun night. Inb4 Charles Dickens
#179 to #173 - comanderspy (02/03/2013) [-]
that is 			*******		 awesome! i should try that once
that is ******* awesome! i should try that once
#147 - WolfRider (02/03/2013) [-]
its funny because the plague happened
its funny because the plague happened
#68 - thechosentroll (02/03/2013) [-]
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I always liked those guys.
#106 - mattdoggy ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
>be the year of our Lord, 1313
>guarding the gate for our kingship and collecting taxes on all outlanders
>see maiden of sun gold hair approach over the yonder horizon with her father
>she arrives at my gate and unveils her face to call out that her father wishes to enter
>he beats her for addressing a man without consent and then claims he will give me his daughter in marriage if i will let him in now and in a fort night
>"a...at once good sir"
>he says i will get his 11 year old daughters hand when he returns in a fort night with his wears sold
>that night i went out to the monastery for a few pints of grog and meed while we play with minor rats
>somehow contract evil spirits upon me during the eve and fall ill
>remain so and in a delirious state well into the afore promised fort night
>on the day of the fair maidens arrival the captain of the guard says he has brought a yonder apothecary to cure me of my evil spirits
>when the healer approached with his mask, in my dazed state he appeared to be of the devils ranks
>in a panic i took fast to fleeing the room and went out clear over the wall and into the festering moat
>as i rise to the surface i catch with my eye the father of my soon to be bride
>he yells that he thinks me mad and that his daughter be better kept in saner company
>Forsoooooth!
#164 to #106 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
>when he returns in a fort night with his wears sold
>fort night
>wears
You can have my thumb, but still...
User avatar #142 to #106 - anonionbagel (02/03/2013) [-]
That was pretty... classical
#113 to #106 - endface (02/03/2013) [-]
You're quite the bleeding cock-up.
User avatar #83 - PlagueDoctor (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks, forgot where I left that.
#29 - inuzukaa (02/03/2013) [-]
That and tf2 players
#72 to #29 - crazyolitis (02/03/2013) [-]
Bad medicine...   
Wonder if anyone will get the reference.
Bad medicine...
Wonder if anyone will get the reference.
#77 to #76 - crazyolitis (02/03/2013) [-]
HFW doing this.
HFW doing this.
#41 to #29 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #41 - inuzukaa (02/03/2013) [-]
story of my life
#172 - wraththefurious (02/03/2013) [-]
Well of course I know what it is.
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User avatar #1 - drastronomy ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Plague doctor mask

**** yes, i am 700 years old
#154 - xrainbowdashx (02/03/2013) [-]
i have one of those on my medic in tf2
User avatar #180 to #154 - JohnTheRipper (02/03/2013) [-]
.......Yes
#73 - crazyolitis (02/03/2013) [-]
Ah yes. If there was anything good from the plague, it was that those badass masks were invented.
Don't know if it's worth 100 million lives, though.
User avatar #91 to #73 - alhemicar (02/03/2013) [-]
100 milion? I heard it was more like 20
User avatar #99 to #91 - crazyolitis (02/03/2013) [-]
Nah, it says that in the entire history, about 75-200 million people died.
User avatar #100 to #99 - alhemicar (02/03/2013) [-]
man media will say lots trash today
User avatar #101 to #100 - alhemicar (02/03/2013) [-]
*lots of
User avatar #102 to #100 - crazyolitis (02/03/2013) [-]
Got it from wikipedia. But you also have to know that the plague even went back to ancient Greece. Athens, for example was hit once (although I'm not sure) and the plague didn't only ravage Europe. It also came in multiple 'waves'.
User avatar #103 to #102 - alhemicar (02/03/2013) [-]
oh, I meant I heared it was 20 mil. on TV once, thought it was reffering to the 1300's plague, and they said that was a third of the world population
User avatar #104 to #103 - alhemicar (02/03/2013) [-]
*though
User avatar #134 to #103 - CactusFantastico (02/03/2013) [-]
it was a third of europe's population. the americas for example were untouched by it, at least not until the 15th century
User avatar #143 to #134 - alhemicar (02/03/2013) [-]
oh yeah makes sense
#107 to #103 - crazyolitis (02/03/2013) [-]
Well, I don't know what to believe anymore.
User avatar #108 to #107 - alhemicar (02/03/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #92 to #73 - FLCLol (02/03/2013) [-]
it is
#18 - Bloodstrike (02/03/2013) [-]
could you imagine going to the doctors for a prostate exam and the mother ******* wearing that mask?
#87 to #18 - antiphates (02/03/2013) [-]
If I were a doctor and had to do a prostate exam, I'd like to wear one of those...
#7 - davvda (02/03/2013) [-]
These masks were used by doctor's during the years of the plague or "black death" and the reason for the "beaks" is that they believed that sicknesses spread by smell. In the "beaks" they stored spices so the doctors wouldn't get sick.
#12 to #7 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
that's the joke
User avatar #17 to #12 - zxmongoose ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
... He's merely explaining the purpose of the masks, not trying to counteract the joke. I was wondering the purpose of the long noses and he answered my question.
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User avatar #116 to #7 - robbayyy (02/03/2013) [-]
I read they used the long ass beaks so they couldn't get to close to the patients face and catch the plague themselves
#153 to #7 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
i thought the beak was used for sexual purposes like when you "eat" ur girlfriends pussy she goes like ohhh yeah doc thats how mummy likes it!!
User avatar #118 to #7 - Screenshotman (02/03/2013) [-]
It usually was things like lavender, not spices (unless lavender can be considered a spice, I wouldn't though).
User avatar #48 to #7 - sammyjankiis (02/03/2013) [-]
Ya I did know/
User avatar #90 - thedutchs (02/03/2013) [-]
Too bad most of my family died because of the plague :'(

lyk dis if u crai evrtim
#139 to #90 - chocolatepuppy (02/03/2013) [-]
jesus!!, yours too!!?
oh god, what a cruel world....
#160 to #121 - joktapuss (02/03/2013) [-]
I should try that, not sure if good idea.
I should try that, not sure if good idea.
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