Condoments?. . Awes just checking out at Target buying groceries when I noticed the guy behind me put only one thing down on the conveyor belt - a on of condoms ketchup rubbers target
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Condoments?

Awes just checking out at Target buying groceries when I noticed the
guy behind me put only one thing down on the conveyor belt - a on of
condoms. Not only did he catch me looking at them, but we also made
eye contact. so in an effort to lighten the mood, I
grabbed the ketchup bottle in front of me and said, "Hey, I see we both
bought something to put on our wieners." He laughed, Ilaughatu, the
lady at the register laughed.
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Submitted: 02/02/2013
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#3 - lusir (02/02/2013) [+] (13 replies)
why would he put a condom on a hot dog
#16 - jjmr (02/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
'Why would he put ketchup on his dick?'   
   
Then I realised
'Why would he put ketchup on his dick?'

Then I realised
User avatar #25 - MythBuster (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Front page sucks tonight..
#1 - iwanttousenumbers (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#8 - miscarriage ONLINE (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#11 to #8 - blokrokker (02/03/2013) [-]
How it feels to chew 5 Gum
How it feels to chew 5 Gum
#9 - mynameislego (02/03/2013) [-]
failbookin' dis like a MUG
dis like a MUG
DIS MUG
wiener...
#90 - raptur (02/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#10 - caque (02/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**caque rolled a random image posted in comment #114 at Stareing pool ** MFW I wanted to laugh but couldn't make noise >.<

(rolinf at random posts ftw)
#83 - MasterManiac ONLINE (02/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The comments on that facebook post are the very reason I despise facebook. Someone has a great story, but then you get a ******** of brainless idiots who comment things like "hahaha" or "LMAO" or "Awesome :DDDDD" or "lolololol" or "OMG that is so funny" which are completely pointless statements that add nothing to the experience of reading the story in the first place. That is why there is a ******* "Like" button, so we DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THAT **** .

/rant
#131 - ultimatefusion (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I honestly thought he meant to put ketchup on his dick at first.
#132 - goobdol (02/03/2013) [-]
Then Sarah comes in and ruins everything.


******* Sarah.
User avatar #26 - namdelliks ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
When they suggested it be screencapped it kinda ruined it.
#88 - scumbagposter (02/03/2013) [-]
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#29 - sammyjankiis (02/03/2013) [+] (15 replies)
i dont get it
User avatar #31 to #29 - jzwangpk (02/03/2013) [-]
Wiener. Can mean penis. Can also mean the sausage in a hot dog. Condoms go on a penis. Ketchup goes on a hot dog. Ergo, they both have something that goes on 'wieners'.
#139 - jikfoot (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**jikfoot rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Kind of looks like... **
#107 - tailsx (02/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Condoms face when
#67 - anonymous (02/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Even the navy SEAL was dead being shot from an amateur gunman. This is the prove how vulnerable the humans are. God has sent message to those who are ignorant.
#105 - angelooo (02/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Omg so funny XDDDDD, Oh god stop XDDDD, this is pretty funny but not to the point where those words need to be said.
User avatar #19 - gunboyx (02/03/2013) [-]
The failbook part sorta killed it for me. :x
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