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Anonymous no :
shy but still have friends
z: -only female friend invites me to a rave
ssay yes CUE had crush on her for years
gget there about midnight
riend pulls out bag of pills
z: -theyre green with a small fruit or something on them
ta" narto thanks" cause scared betafag
riend laughs, says its and we start walking to warehouse
hear the bass thumping in distance
deedly friend drops to floor and starts convulsing
her if shes and what drugs did she take
bellows "THIS IS "
Mu ms green
z: -clothes begin to tear like the hulk
z: -intoners ble stench of onions
z: -skin ripping apart; revealing massive green form
isshrek bursts free, my friend just a pile of skin on the floor
z: -i scream "what did you do to her?!"
mks like someone had an
isshrek grabs my face towards his crotch
z: -shoves massive green member into my trembling mouth
sound of rave drowned out by his grunting and farting
z: -spills his onion seed straight down my throat
she pulls out chuckling
z: -it' s all ogre now, enjoy in the party
walk into rave
cum starts taking effect
z: -starting raving like a madman
z: -reach up to the Carers to see shreks face in green neon outline
isshrek is love, shrek is life
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Submitted: 02/02/2013
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User avatar #6 - kaydensama (02/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That was a shrexual reference.

Please don't kill me...
#7 - OmgItzGee (02/03/2013) [-]
>looks like someone had an ogredose
>looks like someone had an ogredose
#3 - echobase (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - akg **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
so shrexual
User avatar #12 - dickbewt (02/03/2013) [-]
I've never laughed harder in my life.
#2 - seuss ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - spamalope (02/03/2013) [-]
What's up with this guy and shrek?
#15 - ferruccio (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - gatodelfuego (02/03/2013) [-]
10/10 absolutely shrektacular
#16 - pongleniss (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
....you know what i mean
#21 to #16 - generalwatergate (09/10/2013) [-]
i like it, because proto man.
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