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Anonymous no :
shy but still have friends
z: -only female friend invites me to a rave
ssay yes CUE had crush on her for years
gget there about midnight
riend pulls out bag of pills
z: -theyre green with a small fruit or something on them
ta" narto thanks" cause scared betafag
riend laughs, says its and we start walking to warehouse
hear the bass ******** in distance
deedly friend drops to floor and starts convulsing
her if shes and what drugs did she take
bellows "THIS IS "
Mu ms green
z: -clothes begin to tear like the hulk
z: -intoners ble stench of onions
z: -skin ripping apart; revealing massive green form
isshrek bursts free, my friend just a pile of skin on the floor
z: -i scream "what did you do to her?!"
mks like someone had an
isshrek grabs my face towards his crotch
z: -shoves massive green member into my trembling mouth
sound of rave drowned out by his grunting and farting
z: -spills his onion seed straight down my throat
she pulls out chuckling
z: -it' s all ogre now, enjoy in the party
walk into rave
cum starts taking effect
z: -starting raving like a madman
z: -reach up to the Carers to see shreks face in green neon outline
isshrek is love, shrek is life
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Submitted: 02/02/2013
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User avatar #6 - kaydensama (02/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That was a shrexual reference.

Please don't kill me...
#7 - OmgItzGee ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
>looks like someone had an ogredose
>looks like someone had an ogredose
#3 - echobase (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - akg **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
so shrexual
User avatar #12 - dickbewt (02/03/2013) [-]
"She bellows "THIS IS SHREKSTASCY""
I've never laughed harder in my life.
#2 - seuss ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #4 - spamalope (02/03/2013) [-]
What's up with this guy and shrek?
#15 - ferruccio (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - gatodelfuego (02/03/2013) [-]
10/10 absolutely shrektacular
#16 - pongleniss (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
....you know what i mean
#21 to #16 - generalwatergate (09/10/2013) [-]
i like it, because proto man.
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