Stop it

ALL IS LOST

The corruption, we need so much more of it

If you're wondering why I have two deleted comments here it's because I was trying to post some Zalgo but it wasn't working.

Somehow horrifying

some should make this gif with a thumb in the middle that is red at start and then turns green.

just like my penis

I do after seeing this comic.

I WANT TO EAT SOME STRAWBS

Now that I know such a word exists.. I think I'll only call them that now

Aren't strawbs sweets? They look exactly like strawberries

That's the first fucking content I seen on Funnyjunk a couple years ago.

Jesus I saw that back when funnyjunk was orange. YES IT WAS FUCKING ORANGE, then it was green, then this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1aYzA8PdY8

Did someone say orange?

And for the 20x more hilarious version, the ultimate orgy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

The End of the World
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs

Oh god, the nostalgia!

Link?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTJXjPs-nuA

Thank you! :)

The video is great! xD

**sagen rolls 41** I'M NOT STUUPIDDD!!!

I think so too

Why the hell did I laugh at this?

haha dont worry i gotcha

I hope this is acceptable!

I love how I'm getting downvoted. Moar pl0x.

Let me put it in green text for you.

>a lot of strawberries
>like holy shit a lot of strawberries
>so many strawberries in fact, that you will be unable to shake a stick at
>man decides to show him that it's possible
>man shakes stick at strawberries
>strawberries don't exactly like that
>strawberries tell the man to stop

The fuck?

World best parents...

"More X than you can shake a stick at." is a relatively popular idiom. It can mean a few different things but in the modern sense it more specifically describes something that is in abundance, something you have plenty of.

The original idea of "shaking a stick" has a completely different meaning but I don't wish to bore you with a wall of text trying to sort through it all. This idiom has a strangely tangled history.
A simplified thing is that "originally" "shaking a stick" at someone or something is a threatening gesture or an act of defiance.
It's a little weirder than that but I'm just gonna skip a head in hopes that that makes enough sense.

The basic idea in this comic, at least what I got from it is that the two guys had a lot of strawberries, so many in fact that they had "more strawberries that you can shake a stick at." The other guy in an act of defiance, took it as a challenge and literally shook a stick at the large pile of strawberries. The strawberries, however, grabbed the stick thus making it impossible for him to a shake a stick at them. Cause... y'know, there were so many of them.

I hope this helped a bit.

So it's like "There are more niggers than you can give them the nigger-shout!"?
Because there are way too many black people to challange to flip them off, because they'll outright kill you?
There are more niggers in a black 'hood than you can shake a stick at.
Cuz you dead.


I think I got it.

oh thanks man

shit just got kawaii

You need to go

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck