Stop it

#4 - JMF

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(02/03/2013)[-]

******* 'Strawbs'

#5 to #4 - trollins

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(02/03/2013)[-]

ALL IS LOST

#6 to #5 - JMF

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(02/03/2013)[-]

#17 to #5 - liquidz

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(02/03/2013)[-]

The corruption, we need so much more of it

#23 to #17 - jacobroan

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(02/03/2013)[-]

If you're wondering why I have two deleted comments here it's because I was trying to post some Zalgo but it wasn't working.

#78 to #23 - liquidz

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(02/03/2013)[-]

#22 to #17 - jacobroan

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#21 to #17 - jacobroan

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#30 to #5 - ghostrollerelite

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(02/03/2013)[-]

#46 to #5 - timeparadox

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Somehow horrifying

#64 to #4 - ineedturtles

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(02/03/2013)[-]

some should make this gif with a thumb in the middle that is red at start and then turns green.

#27 to #4 - ryderjamesbudde**User deleted account**

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#10 to #4 - xXMAQXx

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(02/03/2013)[-]

just like my penis

#7 - aximil

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Who the **** actually uses the word "strawbs"?

#19 to #7 - fuzzysixx

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(02/03/2013)[-]

I do after seeing this comic.

#8 to #7 - vhq**User deleted account**

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#9 to #8 - Keoul

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(02/03/2013)[-]

I WANT TO EAT SOME STRAWBS

#32 to #7 - capinsquiggles

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Now that I know such a word exists.. I think I'll only call them that now

#72 to #7 - boonfg**User deleted account**

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#53 to #7 - junkiegirl

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Aren't strawbs sweets? They look exactly like strawberries

#18 - dickticklerluv

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(02/03/2013)[-]

"strawbs"

#28 - ibleedbmx

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(02/03/2013)[-]

#43 to #28 - unikornking

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(02/03/2013)[-]

#24 - brothergrimm#121 on commentsRank#121

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(02/03/2013)[-]

anyone remember this video?

#37 to #24 - misticalz

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(02/03/2013)[-]

That's the first ******* content I seen on Funnyjunk a couple years ago.

#55 to #24 - jakekel

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Jesus I saw that back when funnyjunk was orange. YES IT WAS ******* ORANGE, then it was green, then this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1aYzA8PdY8

#63 to #55 - phanact

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Did someone say orange?

#56 to #55 - jakekel

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(02/03/2013)[-]

And for the 20x more hilarious version, the ultimate orgy.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

#58 to #56 - jakekel

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(02/03/2013)[-]

The End of the World
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs

#44 to #24 - offsprings

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Oh god, the nostalgia!

#42 to #24 - awesomegreenguy

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Link?

#57 to #42 - princescelestiaa

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(02/03/2013)[-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTJXjPs-nuA

#79 to #57 - awesomegreenguy

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(02/04/2013)[-]

Thank you! :)

#35 to #24 - iusedtocare

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(02/03/2013)[-]

The video is great! xD

#34 to #24 - sagen

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(02/03/2013)[-]

**sagen rolls 41** I'M NOT STUUPIDDD!!!

#40 - tkdftw

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(02/03/2013)[-]

These are now "Strawbs".

#1 - sekretsauce**User deleted account**

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Someone needs to photoshop a dick in there.

#2 to #1 - pooploop

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(02/03/2013)[-]

I think so too

#3 to #2 - pooplol

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(02/03/2013)[-]

#11 to #3 - holycrapimacupcake#360 on commentsRank#360

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Why the hell did I laugh at this?

#12 to #1 - ovary

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(02/03/2013)[-]

haha dont worry i gotcha

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#13 to #1 - Keoul

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(02/03/2013)[-]

I hope this is acceptable!

#20 to #1 - sekretsauce**User deleted account**

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(02/03/2013)[-]

I love how I'm getting downvoted. Moar pl0x.

#33 - The Fonz

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(02/03/2013)[-]

idontgetit.jpg

#39 to #33 - dsgbiohazard

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Let me put it in green text for you.

>a lot of strawberries
>like holy **** a lot of strawberries
>so many strawberries in fact, that you will be unable to shake a stick at
>man decides to show him that it's possible
>man shakes stick at strawberries
>strawberries don't exactly like that
>strawberries tell the man to stop

#41 to #33 - supermandan

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(02/03/2013)[-]

#47 to #41 - namdelliks

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(02/03/2013)[-]

The ****?

#62 to #47 - demideus

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(02/03/2013)[-]

World best parents...

#36 to #33 - ButtonFly

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(02/03/2013)[-]

"More X than you can shake a stick at." is a relatively popular idiom. It can mean a few different things but in the modern sense it more specifically describes something that is in abundance, something you have plenty of.

The original idea of "shaking a stick" has a completely different meaning but I don't wish to bore you with a wall of text trying to sort through it all. This idiom has a strangely tangled history.
A simplified thing is that "originally" "shaking a stick" at someone or something is a threatening gesture or an act of defiance.
It's a little weirder than that but I'm just gonna skip a head in hopes that that makes enough sense.

The basic idea in this comic, at least what I got from it is that the two guys had a lot of strawberries, so many in fact that they had "more strawberries that you can shake a stick at." The other guy in an act of defiance, took it as a challenge and literally shook a stick at the large pile of strawberries. The strawberries, however, grabbed the stick thus making it impossible for him to a shake a stick at them. Cause... y'know, there were so many of them.

I hope this helped a bit.

#50 to #36 - octaviano

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(02/03/2013)[-]

So it's like "There are more ******* than you can give them the ************!"?
Because there are way too many black people to challange to flip them off, because they'll outright kill you?
There are more ******* in a black 'hood than you can shake a stick at.
Cuz you dead.

I think I got it.