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#21 - Crossraod
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(02/02/2013) [-]
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#279 to #21 - guywithnopants
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#77 to #21 - nippuhl
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#307 to #77 - nnightfire
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I want that picture

did you get it?
#308 to #307 - nippuhl
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Yes I did.
#41 - bigredthunder
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Except Alan Moore is ******* awsome!
Except Alan Moore is ******* awsome!
#294 to #41 - dashdashdash
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(02/03/2013) [-]
But he's an asshole, he's awesome, but he's an awesome asshole!
#137 to #41 - drshkidz
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I was gonna say.
Alan Moore is actually real people.
He's done a lot of things, that makes him real people. right?
#232 - petrobrony
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**petrobrony rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Aqua Fresh **  mfw I Zawadaski someone
**petrobrony rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Aqua Fresh ** mfw I Zawadaski someone
#268 to #232 - anon
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I CRIED LAUGHING
#257 to #232 - deansg
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(02/03/2013) [-]
This is glorious
This is glorious
#260 to #232 - harbingerwolf
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#242 to #232 - gavenjones
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Oh god. This was their plan all along! They infected the site by uping the probability of rolling this little ******!
#253 to #232 - puredeliciousness
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No roll is meant to be that perfect!
No roll is meant to be that perfect!
#73 - maternation
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I Want To know this Man!
#76 to #73 - stallwallwriter
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Yes, YES you do want to know this man. He wrote, among other things, Watchmen.
#81 to #76 - holycrapimacupcake
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(02/03/2013) [-]
So he's behind the blue schlong.
#79 to #76 - maternation
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(02/03/2013) [-]
holy ****... it's Alan Moore...
holy ****... it's Alan Moore...
#122 to #73 - Cambro
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He wrote V for Vendetta, the Watchmen, and the Batman graphic novel The Killing Joke. The Killing Joke, btw, was the basis for Nolan's Joker and has become one of the most influential comics ever written.
#217 - giustobuffo
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#222 to #221 - giustobuffo
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#223 to #222 - giustobuffo
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#254 to #223 - jokervsbatsy
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#304 to #218 - bigmanfifty
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(02/03/2013) [-]
"The... the... robots!! I remember the robots sonny!"
#4 - agentfourteen
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I AM THE MILF COMMANDER !
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#149 to #4 - renegadehawk
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#150 to #149 - renegadehawk
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#128 to #4 - tiberioustyphr ONLINE
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(02/03/2013) [-]
CLIT COMMANDER.
CLIT.

Go feel bad about yourself.
#325 to #128 - agentfourteen
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(02/03/2013) [-]
i know its clit commander.. look at the womans profession ..
#56 to #4 - keybladewielder
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(02/03/2013) [-]
isn't it clit commander

i'm sorry if i'm wrong
#75 - stallwallwriter
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(02/03/2013) [-]
While I enjoyed this, I can't have you dissing the bread scientist. Most baking is just mashing butter and sugar together, but not bread. Making bread is like %50 science and %50 badass.
step 1: take yeast, a tiny bacteria, and give it warm water to live in and sugar to eat. Do it wrong, the yeast dies, do it right, and it froths like a beer.
step 2: add flour and oil and essentially beat the **** out of it with your bare hands.
step 3: ignore it for a while. The yeast responds to your abuse and neglect by doubling in size. So it's like parenting.
step 4: Beat it like a GTA hooker again, put it in a pan, and bake it. The yeast that was so helpful? You kill it. With fire.
When it comes out of the oven, it's like having an angel paint sunbeams on your tongue.
So respect the bread scientist, for his is a noble profession.
#107 to #75 - anon
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Yest isn't a bacterium. It's a fungus.
#125 to #107 - themeister
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I just googled "Yest" and found this gif........
I just googled "Yest" and found this gif........
#209 to #125 - pootington
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#131 to #125 - anon
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Oh ****, a typo! That's an awesome GIF, though.
#329 to #107 - stallwallwriter
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I stand corrected, thanks anon. Besides this, I stand by my previous statements as to the awesomeness of making bread.
#271 to #75 - Beleen
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(02/03/2013) [-]
are you from malta?
#328 to #271 - stallwallwriter
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(02/05/2013) [-]
No, this just came up when I googled "I love bread".
(thanks internet?)
#330 to #328 - Beleen
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(02/05/2013) [-]
i asked you because i live in malta, and when i saw your picture, i was shocked that something that embarrassing had found its way to funnyjunk :P
#331 to #330 - stallwallwriter
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I don't judge Malta badly over this.
#239 - harryboom
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(02/03/2013) [-]
and all the hairs on his chin will look up and shout "Shave us!"... and he'll look down and whisper "No."
#265 to #239 - jimmiesoperator
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Holy **** that was good.
#249 to #239 - perfectconfusion
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Human bean juice.
Human bean juice.
#43 - thetick
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(02/03/2013) [-]
How can Alan Moore be on this list? Pic is absolutely related.
#11 - lupislord
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(02/02/2013) [-]
"I will now tell you what your cat is thinking:

*ahem* **** you I'm a cat"
#14 to #11 - SognaVetr
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(02/02/2013) [-]
That guy actually has a show like Cesar Milan has for dogs.
That guy actually has a show like Cesar Milan has for dogs.
#22 to #11 - shisnut
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#25 to #22 - guythatagrees
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(02/03/2013) [-]
His beard...

I can't stop laughing.