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Most stupid professions

 
Most stupid professions. you Pulaski!. Pr pwnography Historian y sittin' iat t _ as Cheese Jackson Galaxy d eue,' kiaraw 3 H ( ALAN MOORE wmmr (Neated ( Mall Sa

**** you Pulaski!

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Bread scientist
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User avatar #304 to #218 - bigmanfifty (02/03/2013) [-]
"The... the... robots!! I remember the robots sonny!"
#21 - Crossraod (02/02/2013) [-]
c
User avatar #307 to #77 - nnightfire (02/03/2013) [-]
I want that picture

did you get it?
#308 to #307 - nippuhl (02/03/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Yes I did.
#239 - harryboom (02/03/2013) [-]
and all the hairs on his chin will look up and shout "Shave us!"... and he'll look down and whisper "No."
#265 to #239 - jimmiesoperator (02/03/2013) [-]
Holy **** that was good.
#249 to #239 - perfectconfusion (02/03/2013) [-]
Human bean juice.
Human bean juice.
#73 - maternation (02/03/2013) [-]
I Want To know this Man!
User avatar #76 to #73 - stallwallwriter (02/03/2013) [-]
Yes, YES you do want to know this man. He wrote, among other things, Watchmen.
User avatar #81 to #76 - holycrapimacupcake (02/03/2013) [-]
So he's behind the blue schlong.
#79 to #76 - maternation (02/03/2013) [-]
holy 			****		... it's Alan Moore...
holy **** ... it's Alan Moore...
#122 to #73 - Cambro (02/03/2013) [-]
He wrote V for Vendetta, the Watchmen, and the Batman graphic novel The Killing Joke. The Killing Joke, btw, was the basis for Nolan's Joker and has become one of the most influential comics ever written.
#75 - stallwallwriter (02/03/2013) [-]
While I enjoyed this, I can't have you dissing the bread scientist. Most baking is just mashing butter and sugar together, but not bread. Making bread is like %50 science and %50 badass.
step 1: take yeast, a tiny bacteria, and give it warm water to live in and sugar to eat. Do it wrong, the yeast dies, do it right, and it froths like a beer.
step 2: add flour and oil and essentially beat the **** out of it with your bare hands.
step 3: ignore it for a while. The yeast responds to your abuse and neglect by doubling in size. So it's like parenting.
step 4: Beat it like a GTA hooker again, put it in a pan, and bake it. The yeast that was so helpful? You kill it. With fire.
When it comes out of the oven, it's like having an angel paint sunbeams on your tongue.
So respect the bread scientist, for his is a noble profession.
User avatar #271 to #75 - Beleen (02/03/2013) [-]
are you from malta?
User avatar #328 to #271 - stallwallwriter (02/05/2013) [-]
No, this just came up when I googled "I love bread".
(thanks internet?)
User avatar #330 to #328 - Beleen (02/05/2013) [-]
i asked you because i live in malta, and when i saw your picture, i was shocked that something that embarrassing had found its way to funnyjunk :P
User avatar #331 to #330 - stallwallwriter (02/05/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I don't judge Malta badly over this.
#107 to #75 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
Yest isn't a bacterium. It's a fungus.
#125 to #107 - themeister (02/03/2013) [-]
I just googled "Yest" and found this gif........
I just googled "Yest" and found this gif........
#131 to #125 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh **** , a typo! That's an awesome GIF, though.
User avatar #329 to #107 - stallwallwriter (02/05/2013) [-]
I stand corrected, thanks anon. Besides this, I stand by my previous statements as to the awesomeness of making bread.
#41 - bigredthunder (02/03/2013) [-]
Except Alan Moore is 			*******		 awsome!
Except Alan Moore is ******* awsome!
User avatar #294 to #41 - dashdashdash (02/03/2013) [-]
But he's an asshole, he's awesome, but he's an awesome asshole!
#137 to #41 - drshkidz (02/03/2013) [-]
I was gonna say.
Alan Moore is actually real people.
He's done a lot of things, that makes him real people. right?
#4 - agentfourteen ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I AM THE MILF COMMANDER !
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#128 to #4 - tiberioustyphr (02/03/2013) [-]
CLIT COMMANDER.
CLIT.

Go feel bad about yourself.
#325 to #128 - agentfourteen ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
i know its clit commander.. look at the womans profession ..
#56 to #4 - keybladewielder (02/03/2013) [-]
isn't it clit commander

i'm sorry if i'm wrong
#43 - thetick (02/03/2013) [-]
How can Alan Moore be on this list? Pic is absolutely related.
#232 - petrobrony (02/03/2013) [-]
**petrobrony rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Aqua Fresh **  mfw I Zawadaski someone
**petrobrony rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Aqua Fresh ** mfw I Zawadaski someone
#268 to #232 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
I CRIED LAUGHING
#257 to #232 - deansg (02/03/2013) [-]
This is glorious
This is glorious
#242 to #232 - gavenjones (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh god. This was their plan all along! They infected the site by uping the probability of rolling this little ****** !
#253 to #232 - puredeliciousness (02/03/2013) [-]
No roll is meant to be that perfect!
No roll is meant to be that perfect!
#113 - fortes (02/03/2013) [-]
I want to be a hentai historian then.
#238 - monkeysmist (02/03/2013) [-]
>Badass name Jackson Galaxy
>Cat behavior consultant

wat
+1
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User avatar #259 to #238 - harbingerwolf (02/03/2013) [-]
Could be big cats?
#243 to #238 - supermandan (02/03/2013) [-]
Should've been in the NFL.
#261 to #248 - woffett (02/03/2013) [-]
Actually, by definition he would be more of an ass destroyer.
#11 - lupislord (02/02/2013) [-]
"I will now tell you what your cat is thinking:

*ahem* **** you I'm a cat"
#14 to #11 - SognaVetr (02/02/2013) [-]
That guy actually has a show like Cesar Milan has for dogs.
That guy actually has a show like Cesar Milan has for dogs.
#25 to #22 - guythatagrees (02/03/2013) [-]
His beard...

I can't stop laughing.
#301 - xxbutthurtxx (02/03/2013) [-]
**xxbutthurtxx rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Damn Ambulances ** this is also a milfcommander!
#280 - axlsummer (02/03/2013) [-]
can't handle his swag
#228 - rawrbowwow (02/03/2013) [-]
These guys are my contacts.
#47 - darthblam (02/03/2013) [-]
"MILF Commander"
#49 to #47 - frankyninefour (02/03/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front

if someone is going to kill them, then he must be a milfhunter!
#284 - Ironicide (02/03/2013) [-]
jackson looks more a galaxy caramel cream egg...
#205 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Alan Moore   
Writer / Wizard / mall Santa / Rasputin impersonator    
>Wizard   
   
in what way is that a stupid profession?
Alan Moore
Writer / Wizard / mall Santa / Rasputin impersonator
>Wizard

in what way is that a stupid profession?
#213 to #205 - raigen (02/03/2013) [-]
That gif...
That gif...
User avatar #224 to #205 - pulluspardus (02/03/2013) [-]
If you smeeelllll !!!!!! where the box.... is lookin'
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