saw this in the break room. .. I can't believe it's not butter saw this in the break room I can't believe it's not butter
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User avatar #3 - liamkelledz
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I can't believe it's not butter
#5 to #3 - tocoolforyouinajar
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#6 to #3 - foxtrottangowhisky
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(02/03/2013) [-]
re-read it in Butters voice!
User avatar #4 to #3 - ulquiorratheespada
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Then don't buy it!
User avatar #10 - saddestofbreads
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I don't believe in guns, they are just a myth.
User avatar #14 to #10 - goodguygary
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(02/03/2013) [-]
i don't believe in a myth, they are just guns.
#15 to #14 - therobsorensen
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A myth I don't believe in, just guns they are.
User avatar #16 to #15 - goodguygary
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i don't myth believe an, guns are just they a
User avatar #19 to #16 - baaltomekk
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(02/03/2013) [-]
i don't myth in guns, they are just a believe
#20 to #19 - fightforreason
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I guns in myth, they are believe don't
#7 - dcconfused
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(02/03/2013) [-]
>"Keep it too yourself"   
>"too"
>"Keep it too yourself"
>"too"
User avatar #9 to #7 - goodguygary
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(02/03/2013) [-]
dude says he'l have another beer at the end, i just hope that means he's drunk.
User avatar #28 - vortexrain
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If you shoot the guy in your house, and he doesn't make any move towards you, he can charge you for assault; 'Murica.
User avatar #29 to #28 - charagrin
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Depends. If you are stupid enough to stop shooting until he's dead and you are empty, then you deserve it. Dead men tell no tales. Besides, most states have a "Castle Doctrine", I don't know what other countries have.
User avatar #30 to #29 - vortexrain
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Castle Doctrine?
User avatar #33 to #30 - charagrin
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There are some caveats of course, for common sense. For example if your senile 90 year old next door neighbor breaks into your house to bake cookies and do your laundry, you can't kill her as she is an obvious non-threat.
User avatar #31 to #30 - charagrin
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A Castle Doctrine (also known as a Castle Law or a Defense of Habitation Law) is an American legal doctrine that designates a person's abode (or, in some states, any place legally occupied, such as a car or place of work) as a place in which the person has certain protections and immunities and may in certain circumstances use force, up to and including deadly force, to defend against an intruder without becoming liable to prosecution or fault.-------------------------------In short, if someone is in your house without your permission you can do anything up to lethal force in an attempt to get them to leave, and no matter the outcome you are not liable in any type of legal court case, as long as the investigation does not find any anomalies(like inviting them to your house then killing them)
User avatar #32 to #31 - vortexrain
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Gotcha.
#22 - legionbergen
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(02/03/2013) [-]
ive got nunchucks and a 1/4 replica samurai sword. I thinks im covered if anybody tries to rob me
#25 to #22 - techketzer
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User avatar #26 to #22 - eatshitop
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You sure the guy wouldnt shoot you before you even grabbed the weapon or got a chance to kill him?
#27 to #26 - legionbergen
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If he had a gun, sure. But in Norway only hunters and police have guns. So unless its a policehunter i thinks my superior nunchuck/tinysword-combo would do the trick

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User avatar #34 to #27 - eatshitop
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um chances are if hes a criminal, he will break a law and have a gun.
User avatar #21 - thatguywhohasbacon
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I don't usually have to worry about calling the police, there's a drug dealer next door so nobody is gonna break in there, or really anywhere around there, and everyone knows I have a mossberg loaded with what my neighbors call "flaming shells of death" and I'm a damn good shot.
#23 to #21 - bcausefuckyou [OP] **User deleted account**
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#8 - heretofuckshitup
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User avatar #12 to #8 - goodguygary
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bro, people who break and enter are criminals.
#1 - anon id: 91817192
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Why is 'time' capitalized?
#2 to #1 - thatfuego
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i believe its too put emphasis on the fact that if you had a gun, you wouldnt have to worry about the police coming too late