saw this in the break room

#3 - liamkelledz

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(02/02/2013)[-]

I can't believe it's not butter

#4 to #3 - ulquiorratheespada

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Then don't buy it!

#6 to #3 - foxtrottangowhisky

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(02/03/2013)[-]

re-read it in Butters voice!

#5 to #3 - tocoolforyouinajar

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(02/03/2013)[-]

#10 - saddestofbreads

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(02/03/2013)[-]

I don't believe in guns, they are just a myth.

#14 to #10 - goodguygary

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(02/03/2013)[-]

i don't believe in a myth, they are just guns.

#15 to #14 - therobsorensen

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(02/03/2013)[-]

A myth I don't believe in, just guns they are.

#16 to #15 - goodguygary

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(02/03/2013)[-]

i don't myth believe an, guns are just they a

#19 to #16 - baaltomekk

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(02/03/2013)[-]

i don't myth in guns, they are just a believe

#20 to #19 - fightforreason

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(02/03/2013)[-]

I guns in myth, they are believe don't

#7 - dcconfused

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(02/03/2013)[-]

>"Keep it too yourself"
>"too"

#9 to #7 - goodguygary

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(02/03/2013)[-]

dude says he'l have another beer at the end, i just hope that means he's drunk.

#28 - vortexrain

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(02/03/2013)[-]

If you shoot the guy in your house, and he doesn't make any move towards you, he can charge you for assault; 'Murica.

#29 to #28 - charagrin

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Depends. If you are stupid enough to stop shooting until he's dead and you are empty, then you deserve it. Dead men tell no tales. Besides, most states have a "Castle Doctrine", I don't know what other countries have.

#30 to #29 - vortexrain

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Castle Doctrine?

#33 to #30 - charagrin

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(02/03/2013)[-]

There are some caveats of course, for common sense. For example if your senile 90 year old next door neighbor breaks into your house to bake cookies and do your laundry, you can't kill her as she is an obvious non-threat.

#31 to #30 - charagrin

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(02/03/2013)[-]

A Castle Doctrine (also known as a Castle Law or a Defense of Habitation Law) is an American legal doctrine that designates a person's abode (or, in some states, any place legally occupied, such as a car or place of work) as a place in which the person has certain protections and immunities and may in certain circumstances use force, up to and including deadly force, to defend against an intruder without becoming liable to prosecution or fault.-------------------------------In short, if someone is in your house without your permission you can do anything up to lethal force in an attempt to get them to leave, and no matter the outcome you are not liable in any type of legal court case, as long as the investigation does not find any anomalies(like inviting them to your house then killing them)

#32 to #31 - vortexrain

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(02/03/2013)[-]

Gotcha.

#22 - legionbergen

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(02/03/2013)[-]

ive got nunchucks and a 1/4 replica samurai sword. I thinks im covered if anybody tries to rob me

#26 to #22 - eatshitop

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(02/03/2013)[-]

You sure the guy wouldnt shoot you before you even grabbed the weapon or got a chance to kill him?

#27 to #26 - legionbergen

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(02/03/2013)[-]

If he had a gun, sure. But in Norway only hunters and police have guns. So unless its a policehunter i thinks my superior nunchuck/tinysword-combo would do the trick

pic related: Its me

#34 to #27 - eatshitop

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(02/03/2013)[-]

um chances are if hes a criminal, he will break a law and have a gun.

#25 to #22 - techketzer

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(02/03/2013)[-]

#21 - thatguywhohasbacon

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(02/03/2013)[-]

I don't usually have to worry about calling the police, there's a drug dealer next door so nobody is gonna break in there, or really anywhere around there, and everyone knows I have a mossberg loaded with what my neighbors call "flaming shells of death" and I'm a damn good shot.

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#12 to #8 - goodguygary

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(02/03/2013)[-]

bro, people who break and enter are criminals.

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