Hello Middle Earth. found on facebook. tilly All Hillel. I imi lloll PM '. There's a little flaw in his plan, as long the ring exist Sauron exist as well for it contains a lot of Sauron's power
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#5 - sammyjankiis (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm not buying it.
I'm not buying it.
#35 - serlucane (02/03/2013) [-]
Ya man Middle earth is straight up racist yo! So I came to middle earth, straight up chillin with my crew in Mordor, and I decided to make some fine as bling for the Elves and white folk, and I thought to myself ***** I'm straight up thuggin with forging **** . So I decide to make up the best bling middle earth has ever seen, ya know? and now dem white folk be all like "Yo we can't let that black ass ***** Suaron have nicer jewelry than us, we gotta get rid of this mofo before he brings down property value and taken all our white bitches" So dey break into my place and start attackin me. Now I ain't puttin up with dat **** and start bitch slappin dem hoes left and right. So I just made der king my bitch and I'm bout to beat the white off his son when this cheap ass mofo takes a cheap ass shot and cuts of my mother ******* fingers and ends up stealing my fine as bling!
#57 to #35 - jizzonmypants (02/03/2013) [-]
well done op well done
#65 to #57 - serlucane (02/03/2013) [-]
I ain't done yet sucka!

My Crew followed him and capped his bitch ass, threw his ass into the river is what they did!

Now I was mad, So I decided to make a giant BLACK ass tower to represent my giant black ass dick! That way when those honkeys are out making love to their bitches in their WHITE city of Minas Tirith their girls will see my giant ass dick peering over the mountains looking at em! Everybody gets to see my "giant one eyed monster"


#76 to #69 - serlucane (02/03/2013) [-]
(Alright last one, promise)

Turns out my "One Bling to rule em all" was taken by some Marty Feldman looking motha ****** , and den it get's stolen again by some pot smoking oompa loompa. So Ive had enough of dis **** , and send out my 9 nine blackest ****** to go get my bling. But rite when my ****** almost get it, some elf bitch crosses wit it over a mothea ******* river, and everyone know a brotha don't mess wit water. I end up hooking my mains up with some fine ass flying rides. So I call out all da other oppressed brothers like da Easterlings and da Haradrim to come help me cap whitey. So while I'm out dealing wit White Castle, my bottom bitch Saruman is out making me some fresh big ass brothas to murk those ******* white trash lookin vikings.
Long story short, dat Marty Feldman looking honky chucks my fine ass bling into a damn blazin volcano. I finally say ' **** it" and jet. I hope dey enjoy their Arian Middle Earth.. *******
#74 to #35 - AceofHearts ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
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#11 - crazyolitis (02/03/2013) [-]
Only Lord of the rings thing I have.
Only Lord of the rings thing I have.
User avatar #25 to #11 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not boromir D:
User avatar #13 to #11 - admiralen ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
thats the second best gif ive ever seen
#16 to #13 - crazyolitis (02/03/2013) [-]
This one's the best one. What's your bst one?
This one's the best one. What's your bst one?
User avatar #17 to #16 - admiralen ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
dont have it on this computer, but its the one when the little bear boy walks down the street and everyone looks surprised and joins him and then in the end a censor bar dangles so it looks like his penis
#42 to #17 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh, you're talking about the edited version of Arthur where he's carrying a library card.
User avatar #46 to #42 - admiralen ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
probably
User avatar #18 to #17 - crazyolitis (02/03/2013) [-]
Never seen that one. Ohwell, guess I will one day.
User avatar #19 to #18 - admiralen ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
hopefully
User avatar #2 - ragnarfag (02/02/2013) [-]
There's a little flaw in his plan, as long the ring exist Sauron exist as well for it contains a lot of Sauron's power
User avatar #109 to #2 - totallycerealguy (02/03/2013) [-]
Frodo is tricksy
#3 to #2 - finishhimlarry (02/02/2013) [-]
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NEEEEEEEEERRRRRDDD!!!!




jk that's a valid point
User avatar #88 to #85 - kievaughnb (02/03/2013) [-]
THE EYE OF FRODO SEES ALL
#87 to #85 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
he looks like that doctor guy i saw a few times here on FJ
#33 - aerosol (02/03/2013) [-]
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#47 - LeftyRobb (02/03/2013) [-]
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#21 - mgarrigan (02/03/2013) [-]
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#7 - Awesomenessniss (02/02/2013) [-]
... I have had this itch for an age, somebody help me.
#99 - gustaviaable (02/03/2013) [-]
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#108 to #99 - thewitchking (02/03/2013) [-]
****		 you, Gandalf.
**** you, Gandalf.
#32 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
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Had to happen.
#1 - luckass (02/02/2013) [-]
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#29 to #1 - larsravn (02/03/2013) [-]
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#48 - therealdoctor ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
#51 to #48 - sexyuncledolan (02/03/2013) [-]
I 			*******		 love you for posting that gif, I've searched damn everywhere for it.
I ******* love you for posting that gif, I've searched damn everywhere for it.
#45 - huskygunner (02/03/2013) [-]
Only lotr I have
Only lotr I have
#36 - ugabz (02/03/2013) [-]
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