And this. Is how you become dead... And that < is how you become immortal.
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#32 - sherbaderb (02/02/2013) [-]
All that cord...

And no knots o.O
User avatar #41 to #32 - roelrollx (02/02/2013) [-]
why you think he died old? no knots, no accidental plug-outs
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#1 - ellucador (02/02/2013) [-]
And that < is how you become immortal.
And that < is how you become immortal.
User avatar #37 to #1 - srskate (02/02/2013) [-]
Don't even think about using a microwave, though.
#2 to #1 - urapooper ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
it's a power cable.
#6 to #2 - ellucador (02/02/2013) [-]
I know, I know. Ugh, alright party pooper, have it your way.    
   
Ladies and gentleman, on behalf of urapooper and myself I give to you: Immortality 2.0   
   
   
   
For clarification, the cord is plugged into his ear because otherwise, with that look on his face, people might assume it was going up his butthole.
I know, I know. Ugh, alright party pooper, have it your way.

Ladies and gentleman, on behalf of urapooper and myself I give to you: Immortality 2.0



For clarification, the cord is plugged into his ear because otherwise, with that look on his face, people might assume it was going up his butthole.
User avatar #52 - vandettamask (02/02/2013) [-]
This should be an ad for extension cords.
#8 - nephrithotroll (02/02/2013) [-]
go to the other way.
User avatar #48 to #8 - okimura (02/02/2013) [-]
you can only move forward in life
User avatar #175 to #48 - bilall (02/03/2013) [-]
you can only move forward in time, in life u definely can go back.
User avatar #67 - demonicdude (02/03/2013) [-]
Buy extension cords, live forever.
User avatar #68 to #67 - zakaizer (02/03/2013) [-]
You still have to take it out to extend it...
User avatar #74 to #68 - alarmdemon (02/03/2013) [-]
get solar panels on your back.
User avatar #112 to #74 - facadeon (02/03/2013) [-]
Nighttime yo dead
User avatar #12 - happygrowman (02/02/2013) [-]
the secret to immortality is an extension cord?
#38 to #12 - Kirbyman (02/02/2013) [-]
Lots of extension cords
#95 to #12 - Spectator (02/03/2013) [-]
wireless
#85 - awesomenessdefined (02/03/2013) [-]
So you're telling me Nikola Tesla was trying to gain immortality?
User avatar #58 - thebritishguy (02/02/2013) [-]
1. stay in one place
2.immortality
3.??????????
4. profit!
#45 - upsideyourface (02/02/2013) [-]
So i must stay in my room and not move in order to live forever? I'm okay with that.
So i must stay in my room and not move in order to live forever? I'm okay with that.
User avatar #31 - vallander (02/02/2013) [-]
If you read it backwards, it's about a worm that slowly sucks everything out of the guy.
#15 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Why are their heads getting smaller with each panel.
User avatar #25 to #15 - kolpster (02/02/2013) [-]
brain = battery.
#62 - doesmatter (02/02/2013) [-]
This is a rather fitting analogy for Telomeres. Telomeres are caps at the end of DNA strands, and when cells divide, they get shorter. Eventually, they are used up, and then cell division become rather wonky. At that point y'all be dying.

That's right FJ, you just learned something.
User avatar #75 to #62 - aerosol (02/03/2013) [-]
Wait; so does a DNA polymerase form at telomeres during DNA replication?
User avatar #84 to #75 - doesmatter (02/03/2013) [-]
Not really, DNA polymerase starts in areas know as origins of replication. Origin of replication are were DNA polymerase get started, and along a single chromosome there are quite a few of them to speed up the process.
#66 to #62 - alphajunk (02/03/2013) [-]
Question:Would you have to use up kinetic energy in order for the cells to become "wonky"(as in to be active daily)
Since we also have advanced in technology and medicine,can the new medicine/drugs(proteins,vitamins,and other minerals) be able to help us live longer to create the telomeres alot more stronger when divided?
User avatar #69 to #66 - buttplugmaster (02/03/2013) [-]
The cell constantly has to use energy to survive. Most of it is bond energy though, not kinetic. It's not a matter of being stronger, it's being longer. Once telomeres get short enough they lose this loop on the end that tells the DNA repair parts that it isn't broken and those parts start mashing the end of chromosomes together which is really bad for the cell, and it also starts losing part of the DNA that tells your cells what to do rather than the telomere that is a useless sequence only there to stop important bits from getting deleted. Scientists are looking into ways to keep Telomerase (The enzyme that lengthens telomeres) working fast enough to keep us alive, but keep in mind that a main marker for cancer is that they keep lengthening their telomeres long after they're supposed to stop. /wall of text. I'm so sorry.
User avatar #70 to #69 - doesmatter (02/03/2013) [-]
Well someone knows his **** .
User avatar #72 to #70 - buttplugmaster (02/03/2013) [-]
I'm finishing my biology BS in fall. I've had to learn this **** in absurd detail and I'll likely never use it again. So I use it to ramble on the internet. *her
#146 - Visual (02/03/2013) [-]
At first I thought they had sperm tails coming out their back.   
   
I need to go to bed.
At first I thought they had sperm tails coming out their back.

I need to go to bed.
User avatar #158 to #146 - jzwangpk ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Don't worry, so did I. And I've been awake for less than eight hours.
User avatar #114 - iliekrice (02/03/2013) [-]
What if you just.... stop walking
User avatar #76 - demonmaster (02/03/2013) [-]
plug him back in
#91 - madjik (02/03/2013) [-]
Don't move, immortal.
Don't move, immortal.
#140 to #91 - hockudain (02/03/2013) [-]
Let's say the power source is in a fixed place in space. While you can stand there, the planet keeps moving through space. That's what causes your death, even if you don't move in your whole life.

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#9 - ricaboo ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
+5
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#120 - nyanpoptart (02/03/2013) [-]
YFW carousel.
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