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Astronaut Pickup Lines

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#9 - mrcrowleysr (02/02/2013) [-]
no Uranus jokes? damn i'm impressed
#11 to #9 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
#21 - pyromanen (02/03/2013) [-]
SWAT pickup line:

Backdoor locked?
We'll have to perform a forced entry.
#25 to #21 - stizz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#14 - fareo (02/02/2013) [-]
I read everything in this guys voice....
User avatar #16 to #14 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Zap can never be that save.
User avatar #15 to #14 - TwistedPizzaDude (02/02/2013) [-]
******* SAME OMG
User avatar #1 - thetacoslave ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey baby

Let me see that astronaut.
#10 - trolololer (02/02/2013) [-]
The last one
User avatar #3 - finishhimlarry (02/02/2013) [-]
Type II civilization is due in like, 48,000 years or something, right? I doubt we'll survive that long, but whatevs.
User avatar #24 to #3 - redrex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
how are diffrerent types of civilizations determined? i've honestly only ever heard about type I and type II civilizations once before.
#26 - amuter (02/03/2013) [-]
>Celestial bodies
>Celestial bodies
#4 - TheKnightOfLMAO (02/02/2013) [-]
Would make nice ads for AXE
#2 - Hidnight (02/02/2013) [-]
I understood that last bit. I am proud.
#30 - tkfishandchips (02/03/2013) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled a random image posted in comment #171271 at Friendly ** And I think it's been a long, long time. Till touch down brings us round to find... I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no...
#36 to #30 - eddardstork (02/03/2013) [-]
**eddardstork rolled a random image posted in comment #2673001 at FJ RPG ** Wha.......Why........For what reason would she need to declare that?!
#17 - batwill **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
I am proud to have understood the last one.
User avatar #7 - Lolzster (02/02/2013) [-]
Time to google dyson sphere.
User avatar #20 - koneella (02/03/2013) [-]
Ha! everything in your first statement is false
>you need to shout first, before it can be heard but
>you can't shout in space because you need air to make vibration with your throat
>and if you haven't air in lungs you will suffocate
>but before that you would slowly explode, due to the missing air pressure
>Even when you are using space suit, you would still be in space
> and if you are using space suit, you could shout, and then you would hear yourself
>and Planet Tellus (a.k.a Earth) is constantly in space, wherefore we are in space even now
User avatar #23 to #20 - redrex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
ever heard of a thing called the atmosphere , yeah we're in the atmosphere not space. but other than that you pretty much supported his first statement in every way
User avatar #5 - bitchplzzz (02/02/2013) [-]
#12 - fuckyouto (02/02/2013) [-]
This post is super retarded. I hope you feel bad about posting it...
#38 - exclamation (02/03/2013) [-]
Dyson sphere...?
#32 - creepyunclebob (02/03/2013) [-]
It seems like the energy it would take to make a Dyson sphere wouldn't even be worth the energy of the sun.
#33 to #32 - happyphoton (02/03/2013) [-]
1. Advance Technology
2. Make blueprints of Dyson sphere
3. ???*
4. Profit

*Build Dyson ring, use energy of sun from said ring, build another ring, rinse, repeat
#34 to #33 - creepyunclebob (02/03/2013) [-]
would that even be enough? I mean the sphere would probably weigh more than the sun when completed, the scale is ridiculous. Not only that, but to prevent it from collapsing in on itself, it would need to be made out of some sort of ultra Spacy Space metal. I could see a galactic power mining a dozen solar systems of everything in them just to make one.
#35 to #34 - happyphoton (02/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know what you mean. All the **** from the asteroid belt barely make an extra planet worth of material in our system. It would have to be synthetic, and super thin. We would have to literally convert the suns output into a ton of matter...which is....possible.....if I want to stretch the word possible to just about breaking point.
#29 - mrfourtysevenman (02/03/2013) [-]
air traffic control?
women dont get jobs that...
shall i say...
User avatar #28 - rbrim (02/03/2013) [-]
Reminded me of:
aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou
John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden
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