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Astronaut Pickup Lines


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Mil" III’
ITS mair' nii
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Wwll swan an
Inf, SIZE or Ikill noon:
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#9 - mrcrowleysr (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
no Uranus jokes? damn i'm impressed
User avatar #1 - thetacoslave ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey baby

Let me see that astronaut.
#21 - pyromanen (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
SWAT pickup line:

Backdoor locked?
We'll have to perform a forced entry.
#14 - fareo (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I read everything in this guys voice....
#10 - trolololer (02/02/2013) [-]
The last one
User avatar #3 - finishhimlarry ONLINE (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Type II civilization is due in like, 48,000 years or something, right? I doubt we'll survive that long, but whatevs.
#26 - amuter ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
>Celestial bodies
>Celestial bodies
#4 - TheKnightOfLMAO (02/02/2013) [-]
Would make nice ads for AXE
#2 - Hidnight (02/02/2013) [-]
I understood that last bit. I am proud.
#30 - tkfishandchips (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**tkfishandchips rolled a random image posted in comment #171271 at Friendly ** And I think it's been a long, long time. Till touch down brings us round to find... I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no...
#17 - batwill **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
I am proud to have understood the last one.
User avatar #7 - Lolzster (02/02/2013) [-]
Time to google dyson sphere.
#32 - creepyunclebob (02/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It seems like the energy it would take to make a Dyson sphere wouldn't even be worth the energy of the sun.
User avatar #28 - rbrim (02/03/2013) [-]
Reminded me of:
aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou
John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden
User avatar #20 - koneella (02/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ha! everything in your first statement is false
>you need to shout first, before it can be heard but
>you can't shout in space because you need air to make vibration with your throat
>and if you haven't air in lungs you will suffocate
>but before that you would slowly explode, due to the missing air pressure
>Even when you are using space suit, you would still be in space
> and if you are using space suit, you could shout, and then you would hear yourself
>and Planet Tellus (a.k.a Earth) is constantly in space, wherefore we are in space even now
User avatar #23 to #20 - redrex (02/03/2013) [-]
ever heard of a thing called the atmosphere , yeah we're in the atmosphere not space. but other than that you pretty much supported his first statement in every way
User avatar #18 - umaya (02/03/2013) [-]
Baby, you set my phaser to cum!
User avatar #13 - Kingsteveooo (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Humanity is actually in a Type 0 civilization. It is estimated we may reach type 1 in about 100 years.
It's an estimated 1000 years before reaching type 2
User avatar #8 - ForReal (02/02/2013) [-]
I like the James Bond one better.
User avatar #6 - toiletwarrior (02/02/2013) [-]
Hey girl
You should let my rocket explode in Uranus
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