deep atheist 4. last one.sorry for spamming the newest upload. need to go deepe
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#139 to #7 - christianthejew (02/03/2013) [-]
the hitchhikers guide ftw!
the hitchhikers guide ftw!
#8 to #7 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!! Whoo
#146 - givemethesalt ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
#174 - thetellerofstories (02/03/2013) [-]
the original
User avatar #110 - someponynew (02/03/2013) [-]
"This made a lot of people very angry, and was widely regarded as a bad idea"
#124 to #110 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Closest I have.
#98 - alucord (02/02/2013) [-]
In Soviet Russia, God Created Man
#117 to #98 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
what happened to vampires before 0 CE????
#186 to #117 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
Circumcision
#180 - sithunter (02/03/2013) [-]
can't we just accept the emperor's will heretics?
#198 to #188 - warlockrichard (02/03/2013) [-]
blood for the blood god
skulls for the skull throne
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
+11
#2 - thebronykindthree **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Herp derp I'm so deep because I take a quote and put "anonymous" after it to seem so deep and synonymous lel xD
User avatar #10 to #9 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
God dammit 9 gag! get out here, go on scoot!
#126 - Sabre (02/03/2013) [-]
+9
#94 - deadboyisalive **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#89 - powerfapping (02/02/2013) [-]
Well OP, you've done it. You have actually maxed out the amount of red thumbs I can give you. I don't know why FunnyJunk has this feature, but you should consider it a blessing. Looking at your comments on this post and others has convinced me that you are, in fact, more close minded than the religious people you are mocking.

Why yes, I am butthurt.
#193 to #89 - freeyourmind (02/03/2013) [-]
shut up ignoramus
#93 to #89 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
i honestly stopped caring
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User avatar #207 to #201 - hardongo ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
that's what she said
User avatar #179 - pianoasis (02/03/2013) [-]
DUDE OMG SHUT UP GOD IS REEL AND U CANT SAY HE ISNT BECUZ HOW ELSE DOES THE GRAND CANYON EXIST?

this doesn't happen, so stop fighting it
User avatar #183 to #179 - prettyflyforaderp (02/03/2013) [-]
so somone has never been to facebook
User avatar #218 to #183 - darthdingo (02/03/2013) [-]
I don't understand, but it still made me laugh somehow. Weird.
User avatar #219 to #218 - prettyflyforaderp (02/03/2013) [-]
you know that stupid swagfags who are like that exactly
#1 - nyawgga (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't wait for the next anonymous comment that denies that.
#3 to #1 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Denied
#96 - theist (02/02/2013) [-]
**theist rolled a random image posted in comment #2837740 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** roll a picture. if it has anything to do with religion or racism, you get a cookie
#102 to #96 - umaya (02/03/2013) [-]
**umaya rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at Yeah! **
#103 to #102 - theist (02/03/2013) [-]
**theist rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at 3 kinds of people ** that pretty much sums up religious/atheistic arguments on this site
#104 to #103 - umaya (02/03/2013) [-]
**umaya rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at MTV ** I don't care about religion as long as people don't run a country following a religions rules, such as gay marriage, and actually being gay is illegal in quite a few African countries..
#107 to #104 - lolwtfme (02/03/2013) [-]
**lolwtfme rolled a random image posted in comment #67239 at Social Board **   
   
FOR THE COOKIE!
**lolwtfme rolled a random image posted in comment #67239 at Social Board **

FOR THE COOKIE!
User avatar #158 - rhiaanor (02/03/2013) [-]
Its funny because of all the ********** this is causing, and its great, i love it, and also, i love all the christians throwing **** fits and giving ***** about these.
User avatar #212 to #158 - hydraetis (02/03/2013) [-]
As do I.
User avatar #220 to #212 - darthdingo (02/03/2013) [-]
I ******* love all these debates. Makes me smile all the time.
#90 - arrrbie (02/02/2013) [-]
this pretty much proves that certain people in both parties of atheism and Christianity are capable ignorance if anything its the one thing we have in common.   
   
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this pretty much proves that certain people in both parties of atheism and Christianity are capable ignorance if anything its the one thing we have in common.

gif 89.756% related
User avatar #92 to #90 - stalkerloo (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah. No matter what the argument is about there is always someone on each opposing side that happens to be TOO devoted to that subject and just acts retarded.

They're the people that I just want to say sorry for their stupid actions..
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#17 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #115 to #17 - admiralen (02/03/2013) [-]
no, people who cry about atheists being more annoying then christians are more anyoying
User avatar #76 to #17 - patchesdacrazy (02/02/2013) [-]
Christians getting their knickers in a knot because of a play on words like the post above are more annoying than an Atheist post.
User avatar #18 to #17 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
yea i know right with us going to colleges and telling people to not believe and then take money from you in the building we tell you to go to every sunday
#19 to #18 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
>Implying all christians are the same

really pisses me off when ignorant atheists generalize all Christians as self-righteous people who shove their religion down other peoples throats

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Christianity

Eastern Christians never forced people to attend service and any money donated is still used for charity (also the biggest charitable organization is still the catholic church so don't say that they are just taking money)

ready for the rage of the community and i may have taken my point too far but needed to be said
User avatar #48 to #19 - randomserb (02/02/2013) [-]
I love this post.
#62 to #48 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
EASTERN BROTHER!!!!!
User avatar #36 to #19 - Accidentalninja (02/02/2013) [-]
The original comment generalizes both Athiests and Christians, you're just mad at this guy for being an Athiest, don't be some hypocritical ******* , everyone gets generalized at some point, hell, religion is a generalization that one set of ideals is good for every man, if that were true we would live in a better world.
#37 to #36 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
>because going to college is a bad sterotype
User avatar #41 to #37 - Accidentalninja (02/02/2013) [-]
You're mad at him for generalizing Christians

I'm mad at you for generalizing "ignorant Atheists", God all you Christfags do that.
#42 to #41 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
Your trying to cause a **** storm, i like that

and like in the holy torah, i will listen to lord cthulu and turn the other cheek

but seriously, generalizing is wrong and does it really matter who its happening, rather that its happening at all?
User avatar #50 to #42 - ponyfcker (02/02/2013) [-]
YOU NEED TALOS
#51 to #50 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
**** talos, praise the sun yall
User avatar #52 to #51 - ponyfcker (02/02/2013) [-]
JOLLY COLLABORATION!
#53 to #52 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
Indeed good sir
User avatar #54 to #53 - ponyfcker (02/02/2013) [-]
I cant get past Seath, he's a faggot.
#55 to #54 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
i have no idea what this stuff means, only that talos is skyrim, praying to the sun is from some console game and everyone loves this warhammer stuff
User avatar #57 to #55 - ponyfcker (02/02/2013) [-]
Praise the sun and Seath are from the Japanese game Dark Souls. I have no idea where this Warhammer stuff came from.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Accidentalninja (02/02/2013) [-]
I agree that we shouldn't really generalize, but we all do.

Oh look, I just generalized, **** .
#44 to #43 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
ayo dawg, i heard you generalized about my generalization, so i put a generalization in your generalization
#39 to #37 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
> Le meme arrows

#40 to #39 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
>le anonymouse face
User avatar #60 to #19 - siridontcare (02/02/2013) [-]
all atheist are annoying
Atheist are not know for being as annoying as Christians
omg how can you generalize christens!!!
wat?
#56 to #19 - dirtypoluha (02/02/2013) [-]
But are you implying all atheists are annoying? Can we not say that both sides have annoying and stupid people in them? Oh we can? So why do we care about it?
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#46 to #19 - freddyhollensen has deleted their comment [-]
#49 to #46 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
they build schools in developing nations (albeit religious schools but they provide an education), help build infrastructure, and bring books on various mathematics topics and science topics to developing nations

and to those struggling to survive from the favelas in Rio de Janiero, the Slums of Kolcutta, the bombed out remnants of Homs, to those in the Sahel being swallowed up by the sands of the Sahara: your house is a golden throne, so if your going to try and guilt trip the catholic church for past actions (although they do deserve some), you must acknowledge the hipocrisy of your luxuries
User avatar #61 to #49 - freddyhollensen (02/02/2013) [-]
I wasn't gonna get into an argument, that's why I insta deleted my comment, but whatever.

The catholic church is, without a shadow of a doubt, the wealthiest institution in the world, if you think bill gates is sitting on a lot of money, you should see the 10 times bigger pile below the pope.

Yet, my last girlfriend is catholic and she pays like 3$ for the thing they pass around.

The money goes directly to the priests, people whose job is to tell lies, get more members to lie, get more money, rinse and repeat.

This form a business model is great... If you're that business... but you're forgetting those money could be elsewhere.

If you taught kids to be selfless rather than faithful, you could skip the part were you had to build a stunningly expensive church.

Here's what... If you honestly think the catholic church doesn't care about its own wealth and just want to be a force for good... Enjoy remaining a complete retard.

It's the worlds most successful and tax free business, built on lies, hysterical superstition, and violence & murder or by the least threats of. Built and run by masochists and pedophiles.

No, seriously... enjoy your faith, in day to day life I can somewhat ignore the hypocrisy of the religious, I don't really care that much, but I assume what you wanted was my honest opinion... have a nice life and if you have any integrity what so ever, you should at least try and use your head for a second and ask yourself... Am I being screwed by men in golden suits?
#66 to #61 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
Said before, say it again; i'm eastern orthodox, i don't understand nor care about the catholic church, i am just playing devil's advocate, saying they aren't all as greedy as people portray

we pay money to governments who say they will defend us, who say they have our best interests in mind, yet they do not live like the average american; does that mean that they are as greedy and deceitful as the church

although i agree that the catholic church has had excesses, what organization with power hasn't, governments have risen and fallen with great tales of their achievements passed for centuries, all i'm saying is that you can't ignore it has done great good and great evil for humanity, to focus on only one side is setting yourself up for disaster
User avatar #73 to #66 - freddyhollensen (02/02/2013) [-]
Here's what I'll leave you with... I'm convinced the world would be a far better place, not without churches nor religion ever to have existed, but if churches and religion would seize to exist.

Their time have kind of come, and religion in the western world is no longer anything but an annoyance and a joke.

That somewhat intelligent people run around defending such obviously corrupt and dishonest organizations, thinking they will spend eternity living on a cloud... It's delusional and just plain stupid.

Even though I don't have the most faith in politicians, they actually have a job that somewhat matters, unlike a priest.

What scenario can you possibly imagine were lack of priests would be a problem from a secular point of view.
#84 to #73 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
I respect this but a word a caution; the concept of parallel universes implies that every possibility must exist, so there is an infinite number of universes with god, an infinite number without, an infinite number with the hypno toad ruling over us, etc.

how do you know that this universe is with or without god, and frankly does it matter since there is no way to gain evidence of pre-big bang events due to the fact that physical evidence is impossible to ascertain, due to the fact that there is nothing physical that could exist in this plane of existince prior to the big bang SO OUR ARGUMENT IS MOOT AND ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD



and on your question of having a need for priests, in times of great tragedy a GOOD priest who truly follows our doctrine will be willing to offer you shelter, food, and help you rebuild what you have lost, and from a more global and more secular point of view, priests provide sway by providing the possibility of a neutral mediator (Good example is Rev. Dr. Robin Eames who was part the Consultative Group to help patch ties between the North Irish and the U.K in the Troubles, specifically 2009)
User avatar #209 to #61 - teoberry (02/03/2013) [-]
The money goes to three things
1 - Upkeep of the church
2 - Church charity programs
3 - making sure the priest can ******* live

Almost no priests nowdays are masochists or pedophiles.

And no, I'm not being screwed. Sounds like someone had to go to church today with mommy.
User avatar #21 to #19 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
he just generalized all atheists the same.
i didnt mean to generalize all Christians the same but alot of them do it and its anoying
#23 to #21 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
But that is the problem, to say that a lot of Christians do something is self defeating when there are so many parts

what disturbs me is few people actually know about denominations outside of the traditional catholic and protestant sects

The eastern church has been accepting to most faiths, used funds for charity (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Orthodox_Church#Almsgiving) and has generally been on good terms with other people

tldr: generalizations of Christians are damaging because a major portion is misrepresented and gets treated like the more rigid denominations
User avatar #24 to #23 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
well alot of them are my family is super religious and disowned my uncle when he said he was atheist
#25 to #24 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
Just saying, one bad experience doesn't label a community of 2 billion+

but the opinion of one person on the internet may not change your mind so whatever
User avatar #26 to #25 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
yes i know but im saying most or alot are like that
#27 to #26 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better i'm not

User avatar #28 to #27 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
it dose
#29 to #28 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
You from the bible belt?

as an orthodox christian, the fact that the ignorant give us a bad name pisses me off
User avatar #30 to #29 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
im not im really actually more of a newfag on funnyjunk yesterday was my month anniversary of making an account
#31 to #30 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
Congratulations, lurked for years, made an account last year



run you fool, get out while you can, YOU STILL REMEMBER WHAT THE SUN LOOKS LIKE
User avatar #32 to #31 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
im not really i new fag all that much though. i know how things work around here.
#33 to #32 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
then welcome to hell


you'll find every embodiment of it here
#34 to #33 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
hue
#20 to #18 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 77** some will, not all. i firmly respect your beliefs and won't try and degrade it at all. And your sentence makes absolutely no sense. It's like you smacked your head and forgot to put commas or periods.
User avatar #22 to #20 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
listen grammar is the least of my concern right now.
im going all over the place on funnyjunk right now stiring up a massive **** storm that i cant flush.
#38 to #22 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
This guy's going places
#70 to #18 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Actually atheists do that first part.
User avatar #72 to #70 - prettyflyforaderp (02/02/2013) [-]
not as much as christians
User avatar #35 to #17 - Accidentalninja (02/02/2013) [-]
Zlamous
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