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15 Reasons To Party Sober

15 Reasons To Party Sober. Speaking of which, another one is that you can take advantage of grabbing boob and they won't care. SURPRISE SEX!. 1. Arguments are e

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User avatar #24 - blargmode (02/02/2013) [-]
While I agree that staying sober is a pretty good idea form all those reasons you listed, I'll have to add one thing.

Drunk people are so, ******* , annoying.

You don't really notice that when you're drunk too
User avatar #176 to #24 - lopaa ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I worked in a pub for 3 years so being around drunks does not bother me anymore
#50 to #24 - vparrish ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Depends on the type of drunk. I hate the ones that will get like six inxhes from your face just to tell you how awesome you are. If you want to tell me I'm awesome, do it from the other side of the room.
#62 - Mattyowl (02/02/2013) [-]
I just pace myself (and have something to eat beforehand - it helps).

My friends always puke up and do crazy **** when they're drunk - and when I say drunk, I mean absolutely hammered. The best kind of drunk is when you're just a bit tipsy... when you still have your wits about you. You can still have a good time then.

I just can't see why people think that getting wasted is a good idea.
User avatar #173 to #62 - rieskimo (02/02/2013) [-]
Because it's fun, as long as you're not making yourself a public hot mess(you can still be hammered at a friends house party for example) and are in good company. Also, I've noticed some people just like to get hammered and make themselves public messes I don't understand them.
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#219 - freebarf (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh god why.
User avatar #86 - davvi (02/02/2013) [-]
16. it's very much cheaper
#183 - tenthdivine (02/02/2013) [-]
fukken saved
#76 - sweetellie (02/02/2013) [-]
I don't drink anyway. Yeah, it makes me boring but I don't actually give a 			****		.
I don't drink anyway. Yeah, it makes me boring but I don't actually give a **** .
User avatar #87 to #76 - EpicMonkey ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
#88 to #87 - sweetellie (02/02/2013) [-]
Didn't realize I was being "Edgy".
Didn't realize I was being "Edgy".
User avatar #163 to #88 - EpicMonkey ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
"I don't actually give a **** ."
User avatar #251 to #163 - sweetellie (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh, well excuse me for not caring about something.
User avatar #93 to #76 - cobaltlumi (02/02/2013) [-]
I don't think it makes you boring. If it does, then I'm weird because I don't WANT to...
User avatar #95 to #93 - sweetellie (02/02/2013) [-]
I don't want to either. For SO many reasons.
User avatar #96 to #95 - cobaltlumi (02/02/2013) [-]
Alcohol tastes bad. *shrug*

I don't like parties either. People just get annoying. Its funny to go to IHOP at like 3am, though, you can see drunk people come and go and its pretty funny.
#69 - Jameshaich (02/02/2013) [-]
Or you could just get drunk and not over do it.
I can guess OP has tried to take more than he can handle once, and now hates alcohol.
User avatar #181 to #69 - shuba (02/02/2013) [-]
I drank too much alchol so many times. But I still love it. But, well, I won't argue with americans about drinking aclohol who are drunk after a half bottle of vodka.
User avatar #206 to #69 - mcliiimon (02/02/2013) [-]
yeah the first time i drank, i didnt remember anything i just woke up at my friends house, hair's in vomit and clothes are wet
User avatar #212 to #69 - Fgner (02/02/2013) [-]
The first time I drank was at my cousin's house near Christmas. He offered me cinnamon vodka. Strong as **** . Then we went downstairs, drank quality German beers, and had a nice game of Catan with his pals.

Great time, without getting drunk.
User avatar #101 to #69 - bitchplzzz (02/02/2013) [-]
I threw the **** up yesterday, after mixing all kinds of **** .. and then drinking a lot..

I mean, I wont do THAT again, but it wont stop me from going out and having a pint..
#107 to #101 - Jameshaich (02/02/2013) [-]
First time I drank, i blacked out, vomited and threatened to kill people whilst rolling about in the dirt.
Now i just have a casual pint or maybe a few vodkas. I've learned my lesson.
User avatar #192 - drfreeman (02/02/2013) [-]
I love how people are getting butt hurt over this..Suddenly drinking alcohol makes you awesome i guess
#67 - EpicMonkey ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
So when you go out you stay sober but hang out with drunk people? You boring **** .

Also going back to a girls place when you're sober and she's drunk is rapey. as. **** .
#160 to #67 - derkarus ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #241 to #67 - glasgowrangers (02/03/2013) [-]
people who stay sober at parties rarely go back to a girls place lol
User avatar #209 to #67 - Fgner (02/02/2013) [-]
1) Not boring. Some people don't need to be drunk to have fun, think of that? I prefer not drinking even when everyone else is. I'll maybe have a bit of alcohol, but other than that I'm clean. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes I leave early, but I've never had more fun by getting drunk.

2) Not really. I think it's a huge dick move, and it's pathetic and horrible. But it's not really rapey. It's called taking advantage of them.
User avatar #213 to #209 - Fgner (02/02/2013) [-]
I'd like to append to #1. If they just don't drink, they're boring. I meant not getting wasted, which might not be what you mean. Like I said, a couple beers or a glass of something something is nice.
User avatar #123 to #67 - fickarese (02/02/2013) [-]
yea, it feels morally wrong to hook up with drunk people if you are not drunk as well
#74 to #67 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
let's say a guy is drunk and a girl takes advantage of him? yep, nobody is gonna be screaming rape
#81 to #74 - thesapsed (02/02/2013) [-]
Well if the man cared about it, then yes it would still be kind of rapey?

Just because some men wouldn't mind, others would.
User avatar #51 - dafunkad ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I like to drink when partying, i'm usually really shy and drinking (not getting drunk eh, just drinking) helps me to have fun, meet new people, pick up girls etc...
#72 - cysco (02/02/2013) [-]
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#164 - dementos (02/02/2013) [-]
"herp derp I don't drink so I can get free pizza"

I'm baffled you even get invited to any parties, man :P
User avatar #196 - philsablip (02/02/2013) [-]
I stopped drinking for my new years resolution, and I've decided not to go back. Once you learn to relax without alcohol you can go just as crazy, but you remember everything and you don't feel like **** in the morning
#131 - zionsype (02/02/2013) [-]
And suddenly everyone on FJ goes to huge drinking parties and knows everything about drinking.
Also, anyone who doesn't drink is boring and people who do are the best people to have ever existed.
User avatar #153 to #131 - spearpwi ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
You sound a tiny bit butt hurt.
User avatar #84 - herculespower (02/02/2013) [-]
**** that I love getting drunk
#152 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
probably coming from a sober person who doesn't understand how much more fun it is drinking
User avatar #155 to #152 - obliviousman ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
He's not drunk, he's just drinking
User avatar #154 to #152 - quinnthecreator (02/02/2013) [-]
No man, that sounds amazing.
#162 to #154 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm still drunk from last night...I don't even understand what you guys are saying
User avatar #168 to #162 - thepheonixking (02/02/2013) [-]
you seem to have excellent grammar, though.
User avatar #189 to #168 - kyrozor (02/02/2013) [-]
When I'm piss drunk so much that I start trying to give oral sex to couches I can still type perfectly on my phone.
User avatar #208 to #189 - crackaddict (02/02/2013) [-]
kyrozor, I love you. We're going out sometime
User avatar #211 to #208 - kyrozor (02/02/2013) [-]
Awesome, lets get ****** .
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User avatar #207 to #188 - crackaddict (02/02/2013) [-]
this post is stupid, as well as your comment angrygirl. I love when a bunch of 12 year olds act like they know things.
#214 to #207 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
haha, I think the fact that you're bragging about how drunk you are is actually more so a sign of you being underage. Eat a bag of dicks, crackaddict.
User avatar #217 to #214 - crackaddict (02/02/2013) [-]
bragging? haa, I was merely saying that I was still drunk and therefore couldn't understand what they were talking about. The only reason I commented on here in the first place was because I was still feeling weird from last night. I'll get right to that bag kiddo
User avatar #135 - benjamino (02/02/2013) [-]
I swore at a young age that I would never drink. Still never have. Never will.
#156 to #135 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties...
User avatar #158 to #156 - benjamino (02/02/2013) [-]
I am.
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