15 Reasons To Party Sober
1. Arguments are easy to win.
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You' ll look the best of any photo you' re in.
3. Epic .. opportunites are easy to spot.
You' ll be conscious for the best parts of the rug
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8. No one s better at messing with drunks
than sober people.
9. You won' t get everyone arrested if someone has to
talk to the cops.
11. ...and make it back to your own place (or someone
12. And & ctually wake up somewhere you
intended to fall asleep.
13. Ther' be uch less next day.
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14. And brunch is a lot better when you don' t hate
15. Keeping your head out ofthe toil
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