15 Reasons To Party Sober. Speaking of which, another one is that you can take advantage of grabbing boob and they won't care. SURPRISE SEX!. 1. Arguments are e
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15 Reasons To Party Sober

Speaking of which, another one is that you can take advantage of grabbing boob and they won't care. SURPRISE SEX!

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User avatar #24 - blargmode (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
While I agree that staying sober is a pretty good idea form all those reasons you listed, I'll have to add one thing.

Drunk people are so, ******* , annoying.

You don't really notice that when you're drunk too
#67 - EpicMonkey (02/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
So when you go out you stay sober but hang out with drunk people? You boring **** .

Also going back to a girls place when you're sober and she's drunk is rapey. as. **** .
#69 - Jameshaich (02/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Or you could just get drunk and not over do it.
I can guess OP has tried to take more than he can handle once, and now hates alcohol.
#76 - sweetellie ONLINE (02/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I don't drink anyway. Yeah, it makes me boring but I don't actually give a 						****					.
I don't drink anyway. Yeah, it makes me boring but I don't actually give a **** .
#62 - Mattyowl (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I just pace myself (and have something to eat beforehand - it helps).

My friends always puke up and do crazy **** when they're drunk - and when I say drunk, I mean absolutely hammered. The best kind of drunk is when you're just a bit tipsy... when you still have your wits about you. You can still have a good time then.

I just can't see why people think that getting wasted is a good idea.
#131 - zionsype (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And suddenly everyone on FJ goes to huge drinking parties and knows everything about drinking.
Also, anyone who doesn't drink is boring and people who do are the best people to have ever existed.
#72 - cysco (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #86 - davvi (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
16. it's very much cheaper
User avatar #84 - herculespower (02/02/2013) [-]
**** that I love getting drunk
#225 - jonathanxz (02/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How about smoking weed once in a god damn while..?
#226 to #225 - stely (02/02/2013) [-]
You sound like this.
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#152 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
probably coming from a sober person who doesn't understand how much more fun it is drinking
#121 - EdwardNigma (02/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't like drinking at all, nor do I like partying or drunk people.

For some reason though, thats a controversial opinion, people act like it's a ******* crime to not want to drink.
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User avatar #83 to #79 - neutralgray (02/02/2013) [-]
You sound like a 13 year on Facebook.
#164 - dementos (02/02/2013) [-]
"herp derp I don't drink so I can get free pizza"

I'm baffled you even get invited to any parties, man :P
#219 - freebarf (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh god why.
#183 - tenthdivine (02/02/2013) [-]
fukken saved
#144 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Everyone who is saying it's boring if you don't drink is a boring person. I have never drank in my life and I'm never bored at parties either nor do I find drunk people annoying like said in the content you just **** with them and it is much more fun than hating yourself the next day, Idk just my opinion me and my friend have massive amounts of fun and were all sober.
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