"Just take it". . The lady at target couldn' t scan my item and just looked at me and said "just take it I hate this place". I Likes If Like l . Cerement. I would just go to the same employee again, with a 50 inch plasma TV.
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User avatar #6 - robertpaulwebb (02/02/2013) [-]
I knew this guy that got fired from McDonalds for telling a customer to "...go ****** themselves."
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#43 to #42 - heartlessrobot (02/02/2013) [-]
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Here's one without cancer.
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User avatar #86 to #44 - rieskimo (02/02/2013) [-]
funnyjunk protip: Click "reply" or "comment" you see those two little buttons in the comment window? The one on the right says "Create or upload image via Editor" click on that button, then upload image via URL crop, select file menu click "Save" and voila, no more cancer!
User avatar #35 to #6 - thepyras (02/02/2013) [-]
He got Mcfired.
#40 - organicglory (02/02/2013) [-]
I remember I was buying a bag of Sour Patch Kids and the guy couldn't scan the bag and after a minute he just sighs and says "First they're sour..."
mfw
#151 to #40 - John Cena (02/03/2013) [-]
I dont get it
#59 - applejaxl (02/02/2013) [-]
why cant i find the cashier that will just give me ****
#12 - Mattyowl (02/02/2013) [-]
I would just go to the same employee again, with a 50 inch plasma TV.
I would just go to the same employee again, with a 50 inch plasma TV.
#139 to #12 - toastableduckling (02/02/2013) [-]
>Brings TV up.   
>Successfully scans it.   
>Walk out of Target because you cant afford it.
>Brings TV up.
>Successfully scans it.
>Walk out of Target because you cant afford it.
#32 to #12 - musichead (02/02/2013) [-]
No. You have to get a hammer as well. Go to the same cashier. Take the hammer. Break the scanner. She gives everything to you. You get a free plasma TV and a hammer.
#83 - josieabby (02/02/2013) [-]
When I saw the title, I immediately thought of this.
User avatar #127 to #83 - kratosalza (02/02/2013) [-]
god damnit I really want to know the books name now.
User avatar #144 to #127 - josieabby (02/02/2013) [-]
I think it may be called Don's Boat. Here is a section of it. With a few words changed, the whole thing would be epic.
“Let’s go, Ben,” said Jen. “Don wants to show us his big boat at the lake.” “Is this the boat, Don?” asked Ben. “Yes. We must blow it up,” said Don. “It’s hard, but I know we can do it.” “Ben and I can help,” said Jen. “Yes,” said Ben. “We can help blow up the boat.” “See,” said Don. “When we row, we can make the boat go fast or slow.” “It’s your turn, Ben,” gasped Jen. “This is hard,” panted Ben. “Take it, Jen.” “Not yet, please,” moaned Jen. “We did it!” boasted Don. “It floats! Do you want a boat ride?” “Yes! Yes!” yelled Jen and Ben. “We can take turns rowing,” said Don. “Take turns?” groaned Jen and Ben. “Not that!”
#68 - andrewhannaford (02/02/2013) [-]
WWWHYYY THIS NO HAPPEN TO ME
WWWHYYY THIS NO HAPPEN TO ME
User avatar #11 - jlanez (02/02/2013) [-]
As a former TPS (Target Protection Specialist), I agree. Target's ******* cheap, and the employees don't give a crap because of it. They always took an hour off my shifts to keep me from having a second meal break, and the keep you barely under each week to avoid giving you full-time benefits.
#49 to #11 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm a cashier, they always assign me exactly 5 hour and 45 minute shifts, because at 6 hours I would get a second break.

I'm inches away from burning down my entire location.
#22 to #11 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
Former food ave team member here. So many fat people...
#27 to #22 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
Burger Ave bookings Jennie o or Brit DEE RIGHT NOW UNTIL MY GOD GIVES ME RIGHT INFO WHO ***** CARES~~ILLEGAL. CHAHOO/LAMB/PARMESAN/ MELANBAL/ I WILL WRITE AGAIN" DEAL WITH IT CUNT" DULE BYDBZ" ". WHY CUNT I HAVE NICE THINGS" BEE LEEAVE. MEOW. PURRR PENTHOUSE VIEW OR CELL/ CHOICES. MUUWWWWWWWW
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#30 to #15 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
Dailey newspaper-know this old story HUGS SPOON NIGHT DRUGS$$$$$ SO NO FJ WRONG ****** ~~OOPS LETS RESL ILOVEUHUGITOUT/ U CANHAVELIFETIMETO THI K WITH MY 5 FROM JAKster
User avatar #16 to #11 - bruin (02/02/2013) [-]
Cashier Team Member here, they are starting to cut our hours for not selling enough "Redcards." Stupid bastards
User avatar #17 to #16 - jlanez (02/02/2013) [-]
That's absolute ******** too. That's like cutting your hours for not selling enough Hot Pockets.
#18 - crazyolitis (02/02/2013) [-]
As a European, the only info about target I ever got was from this guy. And from the comments, it seems all employees hate that place.
#20 to #18 - redbeardfj (02/02/2013) [-]
SSoH! :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - crazyolitis (02/02/2013) [-]
*SSoHPKC
All hail Seamoose!
User avatar #61 to #21 - darkangeloffire (02/02/2013) [-]
SEAMOOSE!
#62 to #61 - crazyolitis (02/02/2013) [-]
I love seamoose! eh's a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #63 to #62 - darkangeloffire (02/02/2013) [-]
Even when CNN steals footage of his
User avatar #64 to #63 - crazyolitis (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah! And who wouldn't be aggressive if an NPC van is glitched?
User avatar #66 to #64 - darkangeloffire (02/02/2013) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #89 - duhqueenmoki (02/02/2013) [-]
I work at Target and did this also...

A little kid really wanted a toy and there was no barcode to scan on it (some other kid probably chewed it off for all I know). The toy was only worth two or three dollars so I just said they could take it.

I'm sure Target will survive.
#1 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
That is wonderful
User avatar #118 to #1 - occamsrazor (02/02/2013) [-]
That is an elephant.
#160 to #118 - azsx (02/03/2013) [-]
more like an elefart
#131 - lelouchlamperouge (02/02/2013) [-]
cashier's fw
#51 - joshkroger (02/02/2013) [-]
Consumer service in general just sucks. I used to work at marsh and I quit my job when I got totally screamed at by some russian old lady who couldn't buy vodka because of credit and ID policies. Last. ******* . Straw.
#96 to #51 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
YOU SHOULD'VE KILLED THE BITCH ON THE BLOOD MOON AND LET HER SCREAMS FUEL YOUR ERECTION!!!
#81 - rosietheamazon (02/02/2013) [-]
**rosietheamazon rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Unlucky prick **   
my last trip to target
**rosietheamazon rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Unlucky prick **
my last trip to target
User avatar #84 to #81 - fedegon (02/02/2013) [-]
I take it you forgot your pants.
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#97 to #53 - ohitshim (02/02/2013) [-]
wait, why'd the mom complain about her daughter getting free breath freshener?
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#113 to #111 - ohitshim (02/02/2013) [-]
ohhh ahahaha, yea, real rude, giving away free stuff.... I feel for you man
#13 - cjasper (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #112 - sailorstarsun (02/02/2013) [-]
Fact: Cashiers at Target are timed on how long each transactions take, and scored. If their score goes too low for too long, they can get in serious trouble. So things like an item not ringing up can actually get her fired. It makes an already extremely stressful job exponentially more so.
User avatar #150 to #112 - Sinless (02/03/2013) [-]
Publix does that too, but since they can't fire us for doing a bad job they either demote you or cut your hours.
User avatar #153 to #112 - philliyoMLB (02/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, must be really stressful working part time at Target...
User avatar #120 to #112 - occamsrazor (02/02/2013) [-]
Wow **** that place
User avatar #154 to #120 - awakendhybrid (02/03/2013) [-]
Look no further than the multitude of Target shoppers who complain the moment a checkout line gets longer than two people.
#124 - Busterdash (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #155 to #126 - thatscrewedupkid (02/03/2013) [-]
**thatscrewedupkid rolls 5** take this
#161 to #156 - John Cena (02/03/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 76** here
#102 - thatguyuknowtheone (02/02/2013) [-]
Need profile pic...dubs decides
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User avatar #105 to #102 - sluge (02/02/2013) [-]
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#103 to #102 - humpingslump (02/02/2013) [-]
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#145 to #103 - humpingslump (02/02/2013) [-]
actually did it
User avatar #107 to #103 - mightyohm (02/02/2013) [-]
Excellent
User avatar #7 - amplifythat (02/02/2013) [-]
target must do this alot, because everytime i go through with a bunch of items or groceries, i look at the receipt at the end and they dont scan like 3-4 items....
#9 to #7 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
i work at target, theyre the ********* company ever we get graded and nitpicked on everything and even timed on fast we check out and stock so they can cut our hours and save money. So ya i wouldnt doubt it if most of the other employees didnt give a **** either
User avatar #130 - goondas (02/02/2013) [-]
Ive done that before. Id had a **** house day at work and it was hectic busy and an item wasnt scanning. And since everyone off the floor was assisting on registers id have to go and run through the aisles and find the item myself and get the correct price. Would have taken ages. So i just put it the bag and told the customer "shhhh".
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