"Just take it". . The lady at target couldn' t scan my item and just looked at me and said "just take it I hate this place". I Likes If Like l . Cerement. I would just go to the same employee again, with a 50 inch plasma TV. "Just take it" The lady at target couldn' t scan my item and just looked me said "just it I hate this place" Likes If Like l Cerement would go to the same employee again with a 50 inch plasma TV
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#12 - Mattyowl
Reply +267
(02/02/2013) [-]
I would just go to the same employee again, with a 50 inch plasma TV.
I would just go to the same employee again, with a 50 inch plasma TV.
#139 to #12 - toastableduckling
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(02/02/2013) [-]
>Brings TV up.   
>Successfully scans it.   
>Walk out of Target because you cant afford it.
>Brings TV up.
>Successfully scans it.
>Walk out of Target because you cant afford it.
#32 to #12 - musichead
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(02/02/2013) [-]
No. You have to get a hammer as well. Go to the same cashier. Take the hammer. Break the scanner. She gives everything to you. You get a free plasma TV and a hammer.
#6 - robertpaulwebb
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I knew this guy that got fired from McDonalds for telling a customer to "...go ****** themselves."
#42 to #6 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account**
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#43 to #42 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Here's one without cancer.
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#86 to #44 - rieskimo
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(02/02/2013) [-]
funnyjunk protip: Click "reply" or "comment" you see those two little buttons in the comment window? The one on the right says "Create or upload image via Editor" click on that button, then upload image via URL crop, select file menu click "Save" and voila, no more cancer!
#35 to #6 - thepyras
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(02/02/2013) [-]
He got Mcfired.
#54 to #35 - jellymadofficer
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#40 - organicglory
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I remember I was buying a bag of Sour Patch Kids and the guy couldn't scan the bag and after a minute he just sighs and says "First they're sour..."
mfw
#151 to #40 - anon
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I dont get it
#92 to #40 - gizmotechie
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(02/02/2013) [-]
#1 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account**
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(02/02/2013) [-]
That is wonderful
#118 to #1 - occamsrazor
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(02/02/2013) [-]
That is an elephant.
#160 to #118 - azsx ONLINE
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(02/03/2013) [-]
more like an elefart
#7 - amplifythat
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(02/02/2013) [-]
target must do this alot, because everytime i go through with a bunch of items or groceries, i look at the receipt at the end and they dont scan like 3-4 items....
#9 to #7 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
i work at target, theyre the ********* company ever we get graded and nitpicked on everything and even timed on fast we check out and stock so they can cut our hours and save money. So ya i wouldnt doubt it if most of the other employees didnt give a **** either
#19 to #7 - spritedrake
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(02/02/2013) [-]
#18 - crazyolitis
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(02/02/2013) [-]
As a European, the only info about target I ever got was from this guy. And from the comments, it seems all employees hate that place.
#20 to #18 - redbeardfj
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(02/02/2013) [-]
SSoH! :D
#21 to #20 - crazyolitis
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(02/02/2013) [-]
*SSoHPKC
All hail Seamoose!
#61 to #21 - darkangeloffire
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(02/02/2013) [-]
SEAMOOSE!
#62 to #61 - crazyolitis
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I love seamoose! eh's a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
#63 to #62 - darkangeloffire
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Even when CNN steals footage of his
#64 to #63 - crazyolitis
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah! And who wouldn't be aggressive if an NPC van is glitched?
#66 to #64 - darkangeloffire
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Exactly
#13 - cjasper
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(02/02/2013) [-]
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#24 to #13 - isoscelessandwich
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(02/02/2013) [-]
#59 - applejaxl
Reply +45
(02/02/2013) [-]
why cant i find the cashier that will just give me ****
#83 - josieabby
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(02/02/2013) [-]
When I saw the title, I immediately thought of this.
#127 to #83 - kratosalza
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(02/02/2013) [-]
god damnit I really want to know the books name now.
#144 to #127 - josieabby
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I think it may be called Don's Boat. Here is a section of it. With a few words changed, the whole thing would be epic.
“Let’s go, Ben,” said Jen. “Don wants to show us his big boat at the lake.” “Is this the boat, Don?” asked Ben. “Yes. We must blow it up,” said Don. “It’s hard, but I know we can do it.” “Ben and I can help,” said Jen. “Yes,” said Ben. “We can help blow up the boat.” “See,” said Don. “When we row, we can make the boat go fast or slow.” “It’s your turn, Ben,” gasped Jen. “This is hard,” panted Ben. “Take it, Jen.” “Not yet, please,” moaned Jen. “We did it!” boasted Don. “It floats! Do you want a boat ride?” “Yes! Yes!” yelled Jen and Ben. “We can take turns rowing,” said Don. “Take turns?” groaned Jen and Ben. “Not that!”
#11 - jlanez
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(02/02/2013) [-]
As a former TPS (Target Protection Specialist), I agree. Target's ******* cheap, and the employees don't give a crap because of it. They always took an hour off my shifts to keep me from having a second meal break, and the keep you barely under each week to avoid giving you full-time benefits.
#22 to #11 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Former food ave team member here. So many fat people...
#27 to #22 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Burger Ave bookings Jennie o or Brit DEE RIGHT NOW UNTIL MY GOD GIVES ME RIGHT INFO WHO ***** CARES~~ILLEGAL. CHAHOO/LAMB/PARMESAN/ MELANBAL/ I WILL WRITE AGAIN" DEAL WITH IT CUNT" DULE BYDBZ" ". WHY CUNT I HAVE NICE THINGS" BEE LEEAVE. MEOW. PURRR PENTHOUSE VIEW OR CELL/ CHOICES. MUUWWWWWWWW
#49 to #11 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I'm a cashier, they always assign me exactly 5 hour and 45 minute shifts, because at 6 hours I would get a second break.

I'm inches away from burning down my entire location.
#15 to #11 - shinykakuna **User deleted account**
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#30 to #15 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Dailey newspaper-know this old story HUGS SPOON NIGHT DRUGS$$$$$ SO NO FJ WRONG ****** ~~OOPS LETS RESL ILOVEUHUGITOUT/ U CANHAVELIFETIMETO THI K WITH MY 5 FROM JAKster
#16 to #11 - bruin
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Cashier Team Member here, they are starting to cut our hours for not selling enough "Redcards." Stupid bastards
#17 to #16 - jlanez
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(02/02/2013) [-]
That's absolute ******** too. That's like cutting your hours for not selling enough Hot Pockets.