Truth. Well, mostly... 'I'm nice so i deserve a 10/10 girl'.
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#74 - latinotornado (02/02/2013) [-]
i'm a man and I know this is complete ********
User avatar #3 - blargmode (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm convinced there's a lot of girls like that, but they, just like me, are sitting home alone not meeting anyone new
#16 to #3 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
Then go on online dating site like ok cupid. I'm sure you'll find the one that will like you, and opposite, there.
User avatar #245 to #3 - masterboll (02/02/2013) [-]
pics to prove that youre sitting at home
#308 to #3 - charmtype (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm one of them
I'm one of them
User avatar #176 to #3 - trilogical (02/02/2013) [-]
Wanna meet up?
#34 to #3 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
this guy stole my personality and is now bragging with it
User avatar #10 to #3 - mourningspawn (02/02/2013) [-]
#23 - breakfastskippa (02/02/2013) [-]
'I'm nice so i deserve a 10/10 girl'.
#174 - dotzero (02/02/2013) [-]
Newsflash: Being nice to a girl does not obligate her to be romantically interested in you. Crazy, right? Maybe instead of bitching about being in the 'friendzone', guys should grow some balls and learn how to ask a girl out before it's too late. Caring about your appearance and having a relatable sense of humor helps(also being flirty and smooth gives you a nice amount of bonus points). And for the record, yes I'd rather go out with someone who is 'dorky'(although that depends on how someone defines the word 'dorky'), than an asshole who's constantly checking out other girls when he's with me.

Rant over.
User avatar #204 to #174 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
So are you saying instead of getting to know a girl you're interested in,I should just ask them out?
User avatar #214 to #204 - dotzero (02/02/2013) [-]
I said 'learn how to ask a girl out' to put it simply, but I guess I have to write a paragraph about that anyway. What I meant was, once you get to know a girl, and you really like her, ask her out. Don't secretly have a crush on her for who knows how long because by the time you decide to gather up the courage to tell her, she could easily have found someone else(that is, if she was single to begin with.). And if she's not interested in you, she's not interested in you, until she shows otherwise.
User avatar #217 to #214 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
Thanks,but I'll keep to dropping subtle hints until she shows some sort of interest then I'll ask her out.
User avatar #221 to #217 - dotzero (02/02/2013) [-]
Whatever floats your boat, just fyi, some girls, like me for example, won't get the hint unless your direct with them. It's hard to tell apart flirting with just being polite nowadays.
#229 to #221 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
So i should be sort of direct,and on the third week whisper in her ear...

No,but seriously I just throw some compliments her way whenever i can,and just genuinely be a gentlemen towards her and pretty much a cunt towards everyone else.
User avatar #257 to #229 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
and that's when the friendzone will engulf you. Trust me, it's happened to me, you just gotta grow the balls and ask her out. What I do is do it at a party or something so if they say no you can just be like 'I was so drunk i didn't know what I was saying!' It's brilliant.
User avatar #262 to #257 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
Thanks,but i don't drink,so i'll just give her a flower on valentines day,or some other corny crap.
Just have to figure out if she has a boyfriend or not,what's the easiest way to do that?
User avatar #264 to #262 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
If you're good mates with her, just say something like 'So how's the relationship front treating you these days?' Small talk, bro. Just be casual!
User avatar #267 to #264 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
I just met her,I'll just ask her,if things go well,awesome,if not,oh well,wouldn't be a first time. Thanks though,you're a bro.
User avatar #271 to #267 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
No worries man. Good luck to you, bro!
User avatar #376 to #174 - Fgner (02/02/2013) [-]
I never believed much int he "too late." My strategy is meeting -> friends -> best friends -> Ask them out -> get rejected (usually) -> they now look at me slightly more romantically and I'm an option -> continue just being their friends -> they ask me if the offer's still up.

The "friendzone" is an excuse, not a real place.
User avatar #179 to #174 - herpymcderp (02/02/2013) [-]
#242 - eruptinganus (02/02/2013) [-]
Well its not every girls fault that you only go for the bitches.
User avatar #192 - cyannat (02/02/2013) [-]
Just like how guys only want super attractive females rather that n unattractive female. You guys wonder why girls do this, maybe you should look elsewhere
User avatar #208 to #192 - lolollo (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes, because all guys do that, and it definitely gives women a reason to do it themselves.
#210 to #208 - helenwheels (02/02/2013) [-]
>implying all woman to that.
User avatar #216 to #210 - lolollo (02/02/2013) [-]
If you get to assume all guys are shallow, then I get to assume that all women are shallow.
User avatar #307 to #216 - helenwheels (02/02/2013) [-]
What I stand by is: both sexes are shallow.
User avatar #320 to #307 - lolollo (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes, and I was just trying to keep it balanced.
User avatar #327 to #320 - helenwheels (02/02/2013) [-]
No, that's what he was doing.
User avatar #347 to #327 - lolollo (02/02/2013) [-]
The tone of the content was satire.
User avatar #352 to #347 - helenwheels (02/02/2013) [-]

desperately trying to prove yourself right
User avatar #384 to #352 - lolollo (02/02/2013) [-]
You can think whatever you want broseph.
User avatar #304 to #216 - helenwheels (02/02/2013) [-]
Okay, so heres what happened. He made a comment about how ridiculous it is to assume all women are shallow by reversing it, so you try and get back at him by reversing it again?
User avatar #219 to #216 - monkee (02/02/2013) [-]
Not all guys are shallow, but the ones that complain about this scenario are usually only looking at the girls looks themselves.
User avatar #224 to #219 - lolollo (02/02/2013) [-]
Wait who the **** are you?

I'm already talking to two different people. If you're going to ass in to other conversations, at least introduce yourself.
User avatar #222 to #219 - lolollo (02/02/2013) [-]
Then you may want to reword your first comment.
User avatar #430 to #208 - cyannat (02/05/2013) [-]
I was being more facetious than anything, but a lot of guys seem pretty shallow, but then again so do alot of girls.
#134 - bowservoltaire (02/02/2013) [-]
>implying we guys don't think the exact same
>implying we guys don't think the exact same
User avatar #4 - SnugglyWuggly (02/02/2013) [-]
:l good to see you're open minded.
#260 - thisotherdude (02/02/2013) [-]
"I'm a nice guy"

Trust me buddy, if you're on this site you are far from being a nice guy. Just admit to yourself that you're a narcissistic asshole who has no right to be considering he's a scrawny pale basement dweller who jerks off to loli and monstergirl hentai because he's bored at laughing at elementary school shooting jokes, you'll be much happier (and before you say it, no I don't think I'm better then you, I can honestly say that everything I just said applies to me as well).
#272 to #260 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
I lol'd
#362 to #260 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
what is loli?
User avatar #367 to #362 - thisotherdude (02/02/2013) [-]
little girl hentai.
#253 - envinite ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
> Browse internet 24/7, being awkward in social, never have any relationship
> "I'm a nice guy and every girls is a whore because they choose someone who is cooler than me".

This is the same thing when ugly girls say 'beauty inside' or when a poor person say 'money is the source of greed'. I mean, well that's right, but these people just use these statements as a ridiculous excuse. OP confirmed a faggot.
#201 - helenwheels (02/02/2013) [-]
You're a sweaty fumbling teenager. You're still maturing and you can honestly think you feel stupid about things you did a year ago. Maybe you're not as sweet and perfect as you think you are.
#32 - Millybays (02/02/2013) [-]
If you expect something in return you're not a nice guy.
User avatar #35 to #32 - vanalla (02/02/2013) [-]
exactly, which is why nice guys always finish last. A relationship is a two way street, and both people have to contribute. where 'nice guys' mess up, is where they idolize a person until they think she doesn't have too do anything in return, and this scares the girl off.

I pride myself in not being a 'nice guy'
User avatar #198 - Theyneverknow (02/02/2013) [-]
>Every girl
Stop looking for sluts, or stop assuming you're a nice guy
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User avatar #30 to #28 - thebilliam (02/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry, there are a lot of dorky nice guys that don't complain about being friendzoned since we aren't stupid.
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User avatar #364 to #28 - Fgner (02/02/2013) [-]
Would you go out with a guy who sits on Funnyjunk laughing at the people complaining though? That's the real question!
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User avatar #33 to #28 - petronelly (02/02/2013) [-]
i have one of those dorky boys. But he does'nt use fj.
#29 to #28 - adamks (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah a lot of guys seem to think that it is the girls fault that they can't get someone to be with. Never think about changing yourself, always other people's fault.
User avatar #186 to #29 - trilogical (02/02/2013) [-]
Changing yourself is the most stupid idea one could do.
Maybe change the things you do in your spare time to be with a girl is acceptable, but why should you do something you do not like, for someone else? Who on earth is more important then you? Who has the right to command you? nobody
It's about finding someone who wants to do stuff with you, both of you like. That's what love is about
In fact, why would a girl be with a dude, when she already owns him?
#215 to #186 - adamks (02/02/2013) [-]
If you feel bad because nobody wants to be around you, don't blame it on other people, blame it on yourself, that is what I am saying.
User avatar #324 to #215 - trilogical (02/02/2013) [-]
You are changing the suspect. The duscussion was about, or that's how I got it, changing yourself for somebody else and that's not good for you
#423 to #324 - adamks (02/03/2013) [-]
I'm not really changing the subject, because that was what I meant.
User avatar #425 to #423 - trilogical (02/03/2013) [-]
Then i must apologize for understanding it wrong
User avatar #212 to #186 - danrat (02/02/2013) [-]
but what about changing a part of you you already dislike about yourself for someone
User avatar #312 to #212 - trilogical (02/02/2013) [-]
You do it for the wrong reason then, well not really the wrong but not the better one. If you don't like to be skinny or fat or whining or arrogant, then go and change that, but don't do it for someone who might leave you or because she/he wants you to
#306 - Kingsteveooo (02/02/2013) [-]
Learn how to talk to girls and you'll realize the chances you dorky but total sweetheart guys get, and miss because you didn't realize it was an opening.
Learn how to talk to girls and you'll realize the chances you dorky but total sweetheart guys get, and miss because you didn't realize it was an opening.
#315 to #306 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
I knew my chance, but decided not to pursue because she was kind of a bitch
#313 to #306 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
I wanna give that guy a high five.
#331 to #313 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
I wanna give you a highfive to the face
#334 to #331 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
I'll tell ya when I need help doing a face palm.
#348 to #334 - swaggerwagon ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
you're drunk berry.
you're drunk berry.
#356 to #348 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
Only a little.
#359 to #356 - swaggerwagon ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I don't want you throwing up again.
I don't want you throwing up again.
#368 to #359 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
Can't when i'm tied up...
#371 to #368 - swaggerwagon ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
You better stop screwing around or I'm taking your alcohol.
#394 to #371 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
But that's the best part.
#395 to #394 - swaggerwagon ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Okay, I don't know what you're planning but I'm getting out of here.
#391 to #306 - shitflippingpattie (02/02/2013) [-]
Thought this was a good thread.

Then I saw ponies.
User avatar #392 to #391 - Kingsteveooo (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah.. I donno what happened there...
#346 to #306 - nyanpoptart (02/02/2013) [-]
#275 - epicespada (02/02/2013) [-]
Honestly I love dorks/nerds, they're a lot better than jerks (whether they're hot or not). And I know plenty of other girls like me.
So seriously guys need to stop bitching about how girls only go for meat heads that cheat and flirt because there are plenty of girls out there who go for regular guys or nerds. But the guys who say this **** are obviously the ones that are going after sluts and ditzy chicks who DO go for those guys, or don't bother looking for the right kind of girl for them cause they've gotten desperate.

*Prepared for butthurt*
User avatar #305 to #275 - neoexdeath (02/02/2013) [-]
No, I tend to avoid the sluts and the ditzy chicks. Just gamer girls tend to...this sounds worse then I mean it, but they get picked up fast.
User avatar #285 to #275 - pancakemolester (02/02/2013) [-]
Exactly, Finally someone like me :)
#269 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
This is like saying:
"I'd rather have a sweet, understanding 4/10 girlfriend than a bitchy 10/10 one." -said no guy ever

Not all guys are like that, right?
I don't even know anymore.
User avatar #321 to #269 - neoexdeath (02/02/2013) [-]
A girl who's like that ceases to be a 4/10 and moves up at least three points.
#191 - sweatycups (02/02/2013) [-]
So... Op... you're saying a guy would rather have some butt-ugly, socially awkward girl with no sex appeal, but who is nice over some big-boobed bitchfaceslut with easy excess?

#332 - boydaranga (02/02/2013) [-]
What if
You're the one who's the dickhead and the hot guy that some random girl is going out with (have no idea why you would care) is nice and treats that girl with respect.

Plus the fact the girl you are calling a slut or bitch is the one that that rejected you for some other guy that would be more capable of being a good boyfriend.
User avatar #92 - oowaxdoo (02/02/2013) [-]
I don't like guys who flirt with me... it hurts my head.
User avatar #93 to #92 - madsabre (02/02/2013) [-]
ey bby wunt sum fuk... had to
#106 to #92 - popcornisland (02/02/2013) [-]
Looking at your avatar, I wonder why?
Looking at your avatar, I wonder why?
User avatar #109 to #106 - oowaxdoo (02/02/2013) [-]
Hanako is beautiful, and I suppose I do relate to her... alot...
#112 to #109 - popcornisland (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah true, She is one of my favourite characters. (Only related Image I have)
#94 to #92 - waffies (02/02/2013) [-]
Better a headache than heartache   
or heck, better than a pain in the ass!
Better a headache than heartache

or heck, better than a pain in the ass!
User avatar #95 to #94 - oowaxdoo (02/02/2013) [-]
I laughed way to hard at that... Thanks. xD
#96 to #95 - waffies (02/02/2013) [-]
No problem m'dear! Hope you have a wonderful day/life!   
No problem m'dear! Hope you have a wonderful day/life!

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