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a game of rock paper and scissors

Lizard
The we has three torrent male types who all use different tactics:
The mange , blue , and yellow throated.
The may threatens! is pumped with testosterone and his main fetus is to have a huge
territory and as many females as possible. h he will pretest the females. he doesnt ferm
strung er beg lasting bonds with any dyf them, can beat the blue threatens male get his
wring.
The blue mama male is smaller, has less testt: in him, and only has at big
weigh fer we female whom he forms a band with., Like the wage throated male he
will protect her and try to tklt eff attackers until she' s safe.
Lastly there' s the yellow. threatned male who' s talus closely resembles the females' and has no
territory tta his ewe. Iris lives in the outskirts at the Orange threated male' s territory where he
with the females. Because the wage threatens mate doesnt spend much time
with the females they em; ha around territory and have he prablem mating with another
male. The female who has bcm ed with a blue tamatea male however doesnt want ta be
to him and will tum the yellow was dawn.
So it is like is game tyt : Change beats blue. blue beats yellow, and geller
beats mmg.
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User avatar #43 - UberAndrew (02/02/2013) [-]
We spend so much time rationalizing relationships and the other gender just to justify our inability to GET a relationship.

I'm a lowly beta (more like delta) and I can admit that it's simply because I'm a loser. There is no triangular system to relationships, no secrets or tricks.
#59 to #43 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
Now that's just stupid. You don't have an inability to get a relationship, you just need to look in the right places and not have so many expectations. If you find a girl (or guy) who 1) is a good person and 2) cares about you, then you can probably form a relationship out of that.
User avatar #6 - bakinboy ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
i hate the yellow one the most. cheating on someone is the most beta thing you can do.
#14 to #6 - Hidnight (02/02/2013) [-]
The orange is cheating too, so a cheater cheats on a cheater, by your logic you should hate them both.
User avatar #22 to #14 - bakinboy ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
i hate them both. i hate the yellow one the most.
#57 to #14 - Jameshaich (02/02/2013) [-]
Orange doesn't cheat, he just doesn't last long with women.
User avatar #54 to #14 - junkiegirl (02/02/2013) [-]
it's more like polygamy really what the orange does
User avatar #85 to #6 - NutHut (02/02/2013) [-]
Well I mean, that's just how they do stuff.

The way they have their relationships is clearly different to ours, albeit a little similar. There's no real reason to hate something that doesn't hold the same values that you do.
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#10 to #3 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
Third line, second paragraph: "[The orange throated] can beat the blue throated male to get his territory."
#56 - junkiegirl (02/02/2013) [-]
how does orange beat blue?
how does orange beat blue?
User avatar #97 to #56 - YllekNayr ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Can spread genes further because it mates with multiple females.
User avatar #60 to #56 - defeats (02/02/2013) [-]
Stronger...
#74 to #56 - Frankendell ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Literally I believe.
Literally I believe.
#5 - dailydusty (02/02/2013) [-]
I wish I was blue... but let's face the 			*******		 truth...    
i'm the yellow that all of the heart broken dumb bitches crawl to for advice, help, and only discover what a cool guy I am because her #1 douche-fag doesn't want her anymore. Of course, half of them felt comfortable talking to the yellow guy because they thought he was gay for appearing a little femmy.   
   
If she was still with him, she probably wouldn't have even run in the yellow guy's direction in the first place.   
   
There are three kinds of people in this thread:   
   
Yellows, blue-wannabes, and liars.
I wish I was blue... but let's face the ******* truth...
i'm the yellow that all of the heart broken dumb bitches crawl to for advice, help, and only discover what a cool guy I am because her #1 douche-fag doesn't want her anymore. Of course, half of them felt comfortable talking to the yellow guy because they thought he was gay for appearing a little femmy.

If she was still with him, she probably wouldn't have even run in the yellow guy's direction in the first place.

There are three kinds of people in this thread:

Yellows, blue-wannabes, and liars.
User avatar #58 to #5 - recover (02/02/2013) [-]
I am a Yellow and I feel the pain.
User avatar #66 to #5 - drastronomy (02/02/2013) [-]
I am none of them, because no one really likes me...

EAT THAT, BITCH
User avatar #8 to #5 - roflsaucer (02/02/2013) [-]
But I think it's safe to say that everyone is trying to be Blue, or wants to be blue, and hates the Orange, and doubly hates the Orange if they're Yellow.
#113 - xxmibsxx (02/02/2013) [-]
<-- No matter which one you are
<-- No matter which one you are
#31 - nephrithotroll (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm the gray fag.
Not affected by anyone of the group.
Trying to find a girl but do not have the courage to attempt to take the step.
often seen in the background.
spend his time doing things that have nothing to do with relationships.
#62 to #31 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
I know the feel
User avatar #71 to #31 - jaggedpvp (02/02/2013) [-]
lift.
#82 - Mustafa (02/02/2013) [-]
the fourth one is deepthroated
#92 to #82 - dishie (02/02/2013) [-]
das tru
User avatar #86 to #82 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
crolas!!!!1
#81 - KievLeviathan (02/02/2013) [-]
This sounds like volume 3 of The Lusty Argonian Maid
#93 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
And then theres me, the guy who wants a girl, but can't get one because hes a useless **** .
User avatar #96 to #93 - Hreidmar ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Become useful. Easier said than done, I know, but it's worth it. And it's possible.
#122 to #93 - larfang (02/02/2013) [-]
but I love you
User avatar #98 to #93 - tenaciousjon (02/02/2013) [-]
Keep thinking you're a useless **** and you'll never get any girl.

You find a girl you like, you ask the **** out of her and if she says 'Yes' don't screw it up.

It's worked 100% of the time, for me (I've only asked out one girl and we're still together, so statistically/technically that makes 100%)
User avatar #104 to #93 - malhaloc (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm 227 pounds, 5'6", and unemployed. I have clinical depression and ADD. If I can have the beautiful girlfriend I have now, it can happen for you.
#105 to #104 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Eventually.
User avatar #117 to #93 - xupmatoih (02/02/2013) [-]
I used to feel like you. Like Hreidmar says, it's easier said than done, but you have to stop complaining about it, and DO something about it instead.
User avatar #1 - leglesslegolegolas (02/01/2013) [-]
I think I'd prefer to be blue.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mitchthehugeman (02/01/2013) [-]
Ditto
#100 - ofmiceandmen (02/02/2013) [-]
Blue-throated master race.
#87 - thegingermancan (02/02/2013) [-]
me sneak-breed face
me sneak-breed face
#95 to #87 - spoogle (02/02/2013) [-]
"Me sneak-breed face."
User avatar #63 - opkmod (02/02/2013) [-]
damn sneakbreeders
#124 to #52 - ihavecontentthumbs (02/02/2013) [-]
moral of the story: be a hot chick
#69 to #52 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
Thats not how it works now.
#73 to #52 - EmulateSnes (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
oddly though this is me and my wife.
#65 to #52 - lafuriaroja (02/02/2013) [-]
This is the most pussy-ass beta 			****		 I've ever seen on this site.
This is the most pussy-ass beta **** I've ever seen on this site.
#70 to #65 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
You must be quite alpha in real life where people know what you look like and how you act.
#119 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
And suddenly everyone in funnyjunk is a blue that hates the yellow ones and calls them beta.
User avatar #23 - Loppytaffy (02/02/2013) [-]
How about you give a little credit to Humon (creator of Scandinavia and the World)?
User avatar #44 to #23 - ChronoBoost (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I thought the art style seemed familiar.
User avatar #45 to #44 - Loppytaffy (02/02/2013) [-]
It's not just similar; it's her's, right off her deviantart. She did a whole series of them, and it really upsets her that people steal them.

She wants to make a book out of them, but why would people pay for them (which is her main source of income) if they are as common as lolcats around the internet?
User avatar #64 to #45 - mykoira (02/02/2013) [-]
i think she has already made 2 books out of these
#91 - ishalltroll (02/02/2013) [-]
MFW I don't give a **** about sex inside or outside of a relationship.
#99 - tredbear (02/02/2013) [-]
or maybe.....
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#111 - subherbtreetwo (02/02/2013) [-]
The girls in the orange's territory are hotter than the girls in blue's which is why we hunt there instead of trying to pull away from blue's.
The girls in the orange's territory are hotter than the girls in blue's which is why we hunt there instead of trying to pull away from blue's.
User avatar #116 to #111 - mankey (02/02/2013) [-]
Someone needs to shop the white soap in this gif to look like blood.
#118 to #116 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
I think somebody did before. I've seen it. Sadly, I do not have it.
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