its happening. . Anonymous (/ ) 06: 42 met wisdom teeth removed as en percocet suecide to lift 3 days later Amaxing out en bench 255 pounds to the top of my fif
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Anonymous (/ ) 06: 42
met wisdom teeth removed
as **** en percocet
suecide to lift 3 days later
Amaxing out en bench
255 pounds
to the top of my fifth ene en the first set
shined clot ******* explodes in my mouth
Xblood filling mouth
it up en shirt
my face fer seme reason
llooks like blood is coming hem my eyes
Spellshot, jpg
iscream "THE CURE DIDNT WORK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"
Peeople actually start leaving
sane of my gym bros sees me
re the only people left in the gym
she' s laughing his ass off
Pstart using gauze to clot mouth
derives me backto my mum
So I was wondering ask him out on a date or something.
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#191 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [-]
Quit stealing our content you unoriginal ***** .
#144 - samxdaxman (02/02/2013) [-]
when i had my wisdom teeth removed, on the way home me and my dad got milkshakes. i was still high as 						****					 so i didnt come in because my dad didnt want me to be like spiderman in the gif. the first thing i did when i got the milkshake was take the lid off and stick my hand in. apparently, according to what my dad said, i "wanted to check if there were people in my milkshake."
when i had my wisdom teeth removed, on the way home me and my dad got milkshakes. i was still high as **** so i didnt come in because my dad didnt want me to be like spiderman in the gif. the first thing i did when i got the milkshake was take the lid off and stick my hand in. apparently, according to what my dad said, i "wanted to check if there were people in my milkshake."
User avatar #185 to #144 - MrsMcDowell (02/08/2013) [-]
That is a completely normal reaction.
User avatar #151 to #144 - spartanofwar (02/02/2013) [-]
Well....

were there any people in your milkshake, then?
User avatar #167 to #151 - samxdaxman (02/02/2013) [-]
yes.

i drank them all.

OH GOD I'M A MONSTER.
#112 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Super fake. Percocet is an analgesic designed to make it very difficult to actually get 'high', It's 400mg acetominophen (tylenol) and 2-5mg oxycodone. It's like a stronger version of t3.... fake ****
#153 to #112 - swagbot (02/02/2013) [-]
+1 for you

+1 for the content (b/c it's still funny)

everyone wins
#145 to #112 - weeby (02/02/2013) [-]
Wiki warrior
#143 to #112 - garbagebrain (02/02/2013) [-]
Percocet, or oxycodone, is an opiate. Also in the opiate category are Vicodin, Norocos, morphine, and ****** . They are definitely capable of making you high. While they do put acetaminophen in them, you are allowed 3000-4000 mg of acetaminophen a day before the levels are considered toxic. Meaning you could take, using your numbers, up to ten Percocets in a day...which is a lot. You would OD on the oxycodone before the acetaminophen. And even if you wanted to take more oxycodone but less acetaminophen, you can cold-water extract the pills, leaving you with all opiate and little to no Tylenol.
#189 to #143 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm a pharmacy student, though his was inaccurate - yours is emberassing. Even though nobody will see this again, please try to be more accurate next time when you want to be pretentious against the the pretentious
User avatar #190 to #189 - garbagebrain (02/17/2013) [-]
The only thing "emberassing" here, aside from your spelling skills, is the fact that you're commenting on a two-week-old argument.
#188 to #143 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Just browsing old stuff. Someone needs to teach you the difference between opiods, opiates, and opiod catalysts. Your comment has more fails than his did....
#135 to #112 - shithapenns (02/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for the knowledge, buzzkill barry
Thanks for the knowledge, buzzkill barry
User avatar #123 to #112 - XzipitX (02/02/2013) [-]
i think if anything they would have given him t3 codeine tablets.
#126 to #123 - txikaze (02/02/2013) [-]
If the person is in the military they were probably given 325/10's
#113 to #112 - beudslifer (02/02/2013) [-]
^^This

In order to get 'high' the seething pain in one's liver would be so enormous that it would defeat the purpose.
#139 to #113 - garbagebrain (02/02/2013) [-]
Or you could just cold water extract them, leaving you with just oxycodone and no acetaminophen.
#122 to #113 - txikaze (02/02/2013) [-]
Ya, except the fact that, you know, they make 10/325's which is similar to the make up of a lot of tabs. Take two of them and you're feeling pretty damn good without any liver pain.


learn2drug. Not saying "LOL GO DO DRUGS" but if you're going to claim/contribute to a claim that a story is fake then you should do a little research.
#111 - eminempackerfan (02/02/2013) [-]
MFW when im getting my wisdom teeth pulled next week...
User avatar #186 to #111 - MrsMcDowell (02/08/2013) [-]
I had mine out about four years ago. For me, it was a piece of cake. I didn't even take any of the generic Vicodin they gave me afterward. Not a lot of pain, just tired and hungry all the time, because all they let me eat was instant mashed potatoes and Jell-O.

Man...those first Burger King French fries after surgery were like heaven...
#156 to #111 - swagbot (02/02/2013) [-]
it's nuthin. You go to sleep, wake up, in a fog for a few hours, sleep at home, 50% pain in two days, 25% after a week, 0% after two weeks.

DON'T DO GAS for anesthetic though!
Have them put you under with I.V. anesthetics! Safer and doesn't kill brain cells.
And make sure to keep the holes left by the teeth clean - they get infected easily.
User avatar #138 to #111 - captalexander (02/02/2013) [-]
You will feel amazing-ly weird when you wake up.
User avatar #136 to #111 - fuckthemhipsters (02/02/2013) [-]
All my teeth were impacted and one was geminated (meaning 2 teeth fused together to make one god-forsaken mega-tooth.)

It's a wild ride, my friend. Pray for hydrocodone.
User avatar #131 to #111 - justanotherzombie (02/02/2013) [-]
I had all 4 removed last summer, ask for Toridol pain meds they work as well as t3 but don't make you sick if you have a touchy stomach like me.
User avatar #128 to #111 - coolcalx (02/02/2013) [-]
get your parents to film you as you leave.

I'm getting mine out this summer, and I'm going to make sure they film me (I hope I'm hilarious instead of vulgar)
User avatar #121 to #111 - demandsgayversion (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm getting one pulled Wednesday after next. I'm ******* terrified.
User avatar #115 to #111 - ofmiceandmen (02/02/2013) [-]
It's not that bad. I got all 4 pulled at one time. It hurts for a couple days but then you don't even really feel it anymore. I actually pulled out my own stitches after 2 weeks because they were bothering me.

You'll be fine bro.
User avatar #116 to #115 - eminempackerfan (02/02/2013) [-]
O thank you that actually makes me feel better
User avatar #117 to #116 - ofmiceandmen (02/02/2013) [-]
No problem. The worst part about it is not being able to eat everything you want to for a while lol
#146 to #117 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
A solution to this is getting 2 removed at a time, it takes longer but you can eat again right away. just gotta heavily favor your good side. I had 2 pulled at a time and went out to play pool like 2 hours after i had the first 2 removed.


also if they dont knock you out the sound of them breaking your teeth inside your head is super cool.

I sat and listened to my ipod as the dentist took them out, best days ever
#147 to #146 - theevilmonk ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
**** wasn't logged in
User avatar #149 to #147 - ofmiceandmen (02/02/2013) [-]
I woke up during surgery and felt them yanking on my tooth. I was so drugged up I couldn't move or do anything but sit there and feel the horrible, ungodly pain.

Nah jk it didn't hurt at all.
User avatar #187 to #149 - MrsMcDowell (02/08/2013) [-]
I woke up in the middle and felt them digging around, but didn't feel anything. I also had to listen to their stupid conversation about Grey's Anatomy...
#104 - TestesFly (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, get it, OP!
Yeah, get it, OP!
User avatar #101 - JRMellott (02/02/2013) [-]
3 days after surgery i even lift
#98 - iamphoenix (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh, /fit/.
User avatar #119 to #98 - snaresinger (02/02/2013) [-]
Can.... can somebody ******* tell me what exactly could cause that? I'm in a morbid mood
#133 to #119 - tranminh (02/02/2013) [-]
Possibly the drug krokodil in Russia
#125 to #119 - iamphoenix (02/02/2013) [-]
Diabetes can **** up your circulation so you lose your outer extremities.
User avatar #137 to #125 - snaresinger (02/02/2013) [-]
Ah, true. Can't believe I didn't think of that. I guess I've just never heard of losing more than a few toes.
#148 to #137 - iamphoenix (02/02/2013) [-]
I've learned a lot about fatness from /fit/. More /fit/ humor for you.
#94 - kontraband (02/02/2013) [-]
Ew man what the ****
#93 - killerblue (02/02/2013) [-]
Related
User avatar #91 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
So... does your gym buddy always carry random gauze around in his pocket?
User avatar #87 - ixcarnifexxi (02/02/2013) [-]
I don't understand the asking him out part...
#100 to #87 - iamphoenix (02/02/2013) [-]
It's /fit/.

>n-no homo
User avatar #102 to #100 - beroty (02/02/2013) [-]
What's the problem into beeing gay?
#103 to #102 - iamphoenix (02/02/2013) [-]
No problem, just like there's >no homo
#89 to #87 - dickticklerluv (02/02/2013) [-]
There's no joke in that part. He's gay
User avatar #97 to #89 - lazypaul (02/02/2013) [-]
Everyone on /fit/ is gay.
User avatar #105 to #97 - bitchplzzz (02/02/2013) [-]
i only go there for motivation to lift
User avatar #161 to #105 - thatnerdyguy (02/02/2013) [-]
I only go there for motivation to suck dick.
User avatar #90 to #89 - ixcarnifexxi (02/02/2013) [-]
Ah ok. That's what i thought.
#77 - superseriousxoxo (02/02/2013) [-]
You ******* **** it out? You really **** it out? Wow. OP and whoever thumbs this up is disgusting. **** you all.
User avatar #86 to #77 - olmesy ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Must have been a pretty mean **** if it gets on your shirt
User avatar #80 to #77 - ulysseshell (02/02/2013) [-]
i want YOU to know....that we don't necessarily like you at all
User avatar #78 to #77 - horrorchow (02/02/2013) [-]
he spit it out man... calm your tits
#107 to #78 - superseriousxoxo (02/02/2013) [-]
He **** it out? He ******* **** it out? Really?
#73 - leotjynx (02/02/2013) [-]
That ending threw me off so hard.
That ending threw me off so hard.
#67 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
Bisexual master race.
#114 to #67 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
>Implying defunct genes means master race.
#64 - lelouchlamperouge (02/02/2013) [-]
>wisdom teeth removed
>still high off the pain reliever an hour later
>mom assists me to couch to lay down and I take off my pants because it's hot
>tell her suggestively "Now that my pants are off you might have 'accidentally' do something"
>she and my sister tell me later
>mfw
User avatar #152 to #64 - halomike (02/02/2013) [-]
When I got my wisdom teeth out I woke up winging I'm walking on sunshine. I'm not even sure I meant to or not.
#168 to #152 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
You woke up winging?
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#134 to #64 - andnowducks (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #70 to #64 - wolfypolli (02/02/2013) [-]
I was out for 5 hours after the operation. My mom said I asked the nurse to marry me.
#140 to #70 - SuperBubbleWrap (02/02/2013) [-]
Did she say yes?
#155 to #154 - wolfypolli (02/02/2013) [-]
She even went to the bathroom with me when I was too high on drugs to walk.
She even went to the bathroom with me when I was too high on drugs to walk.
#157 to #155 - SuperBubbleWrap (02/02/2013) [-]
How was it? While it lasted?
#158 to #157 - wolfypolli (02/02/2013) [-]
I unno.   
All I remember was clinging to her as she walked me everywhere.   
Everything else I heard from my mom.
I unno.
All I remember was clinging to her as she walked me everywhere.
Everything else I heard from my mom.
#159 to #158 - SuperBubbleWrap (02/02/2013) [-]
Maybe she saw your tallywacker and got scared?
#160 to #159 - wolfypolli (02/02/2013) [-]
Why would she be scared of my penis? Unless she thought it would hurt.
User avatar #162 to #160 - SuperBubbleWrap (02/02/2013) [-]
I don't know. Maybe in your state, you were able to flex it like your arm or something? Maybe you looked her in the face, flexed both arms and your penis and said, "DO YOU EVEN LIFT!?"
It's been known to happen...
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#24 - curtisbentley (02/02/2013) [-]
> drives me back to my room
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