Sorry babe... I caught your headache... I think OP just evened out all arguments between women and men Sorry babe I caught your headache think OP just evened out all arguments between women and men
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#3 - awesomeradish
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I think OP just evened out all arguments between women and men
#38 to #3 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
in a perfect world? yes

in this world? just means hes without sex for a long while
#51 to #38 - cabbagemayhem
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Not likely. Unless you're a tool...are you a tool?
#39 to #38 - awesomeradish
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Truedat
#4 - colossusshadow ONLINE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Well although I think fair is fair, it`s really childish behavior

"BUT MOMMY SHE DID IT FIIIIIIIRST"

Sometimes people don't want to ****.
Sometimes they don't want to shop.
BUT, you shouldn't be all whiny and bitter when someone doesn't wanna ****, especially not into the next day.
#8 to #4 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
This is FJ, Asshole. Take your filthy logic elsewhere, you ******* Hobo!
#13 to #4 - swedz
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(02/02/2013) [-]
You do have a point,

but then also, sktechE's point is a bit better
#16 to #4 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
i agree, he's just being spiteful because he didn't get some. would he have preferred it if she had sex reluctantly? such a turn on...
#23 to #16 - jarelk ONLINE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I think he would have preferred it if she was just up-front about her reluctance to have sex.
#41 to #23 - colossusshadow ONLINE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
And here, nobody considers the possibility that she actually had a headache.
#42 to #41 - jarelk ONLINE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Because if you're in the mood, there's no way a headache will stop you.
#44 to #42 - colossusshadow ONLINE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
If you have a headache, you aren't in the mood.
#36 to #4 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
is that what your dad told you when he was ******* you?
#7 to #4 - sketchE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
bitch doesnt want to do something i wnt to do? well i wont do what she wants to do. karma motha *****
#9 to #7 - dilara
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Oh god, you sound like a douchebag.
#10 to #9 - sketchE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
im drunk but yeah. if its a relationship its a give and take situation. if the girl doesnt want to give a little than neither should the guy. then the relationship breaks down
#40 to #10 - colossusshadow ONLINE
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(02/02/2013) [-]
It's give and take which means sometimes you should be willing to give even if you aren't getting anything in return.
Unless she doesn't want to have sex every day (in which case, dump her) you're a dick of you aren't willing to give because "MOMMY SHE DID IT FIIIIIIRST"
#73 to #40 - sketchE
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(02/03/2013) [-]
well i could have made the joke i give and she takes it. if you really think i was serious about any of that then you need to learn to read into sarcasm
#14 to #7 - Kritarie
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I think it's called Spite
#28 to #7 - asmodeu
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Dear ser, may I remind you that while you can make someone have sex with you, it is generally considered immoral (unless your partner previously specifies that you should do just that and you agree with it).
#74 to #28 - sketchE
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(02/03/2013) [-]
dude i was drunk and joking around. did you actually thnk i was serious?
#75 to #74 - asmodeu
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone's serious on the internet.
#18 - xnotcreative
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(02/02/2013) [-]
And then she goes shopping with another guy and cheats on you.
#25 to #18 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
ya well this isn´t a person you call a girlfriend, THIS my fellow FJer is a Bitch who´s twat is passed around like 6 marijuanas
#61 to #18 - TwistedBamboozler
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(02/02/2013) [-]
If she doesn't put out, what have you got to lose? And don't tell go all mushy on me. Sex is important in any relationship
#70 to #61 - xnotcreative
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Well... here's an example.

I had a girlfriend before I met my current one, and I did everything I could for her, so she'd love me more and eventually ask me to have sex.

I spent about 140 dollars on her, and she did eventually ask me for sex as planned, so I continued being nice to her. Time went by and she cheated on me. This left me absolutely heart broken because of all the time, effort, and money I put into her.

So besides losing sex, I also lost money, time, and effort. In other words, you can lose a LOT more than sex if she doesn't put out.
#71 to #70 - TwistedBamboozler
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Maybe I wasn't clear, but I agree with you. I was trying to say that females not putting out can lead to that and other things. All in all, sex is a good thing for a relationship.
#72 to #71 - xnotcreative
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#49 to #18 - cabbagemayhem
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(02/02/2013) [-]
A woman who doesn't have sex with you, yet expects you to buy her things, sabotages the relationship? Oh no!
#12 - lemonpledge
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#15 to #12 - facadeon
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#22 to #15 - bulletone
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#21 - thedarklordpi
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(02/02/2013) [-]
the mere fact that she had to complain of a headache to get of sex with you is ridiculous...if she doesn't want to she doesn't want to. stop being a whiny asshole.
#27 to #21 - darkjustifier
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(02/02/2013) [-]
It's just a joke dude.
#63 to #21 - andnowducks
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(02/02/2013) [-]
That totally makes sense!
That totally makes sense!
#65 to #21 - fuckthemhipsters
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#77 to #21 - thedarklordpi
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(02/03/2013) [-]
you guys are nuts, it's like i said i like to **** satan in the ass with my dildo of truth or something.    
ps: i know it's a joke, doesn't make it okay.
you guys are nuts, it's like i said i like to **** satan in the ass with my dildo of truth or something.
ps: i know it's a joke, doesn't make it okay.
#53 to #21 - blargspasm
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(02/02/2013) [-]
That's the first time I've seen anyone using that picture actually get thumbed down.
#24 to #21 - secondtimearound
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(02/02/2013) [-]
psst...

it's a joke
#78 to #24 - thedarklordpi
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(02/03/2013) [-]
pssst...

i ******* know
#54 - cabbagemayhem
Reply +12
(02/02/2013) [-]
Look at all the whiteknight faggots on this page.
#2 - anon
Reply 0
(02/02/2013) [-]
This is crazy enough to work
#5 to #2 - grocer
Reply +8
(02/02/2013) [-]
Pic related.
#47 - ednaeoj
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Nobody is brave enough to shave a bear
#55 to #47 - evilpotato
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(02/02/2013) [-]
*cough cough*ahem
#66 to #55 - lieothelion
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(02/02/2013) [-]
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#57 to #55 - ednaeoj
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(02/02/2013) [-]
That ain't a bear that's a friggin' alien rat
#58 to #57 - evilpotato
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Here's first pic of "friggin alien rat"
#59 to #58 - ednaeoj
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(02/02/2013) [-]
nah that's alien ant
#60 to #59 - ednaeoj
Reply +2
(02/02/2013) [-]
with buttscissors
#1 - mitchthehugeman
Reply +7
(02/01/2013) [-]
Fair is fair
#37 - ackbobthedead
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Such an immature reason to be upset.
#48 to #37 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
hey guys i found the dumb broad of funnyjunk!!!
#52 to #37 - fiddlestickz
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(02/02/2013) [-]
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