Sorry babe... I caught your headache.. late wanted me to come shopping, but mad a headache... faust have caught it from her last night when we didn' t have sex,
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Sorry babe..

Sorry babe... I caught your headache.. late wanted me to come shopping, but mad a headache... faust have caught it from her last night when we didn' t have sex,

I caught your headache.

late wanted me to come shopping, but mad a headache...
faust have caught it from her last night when we didn' t have sex,
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User avatar #3 - awesomeradish (02/02/2013) [-]
I think OP just evened out all arguments between women and men
#38 to #3 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
in a perfect world? yes

in this world? just means hes without sex for a long while
User avatar #51 to #38 - cabbagemayhem (02/02/2013) [-]
Not likely. Unless you're a tool...are you a tool?
User avatar #39 to #38 - awesomeradish (02/02/2013) [-]
Truedat
#54 - cabbagemayhem (02/02/2013) [-]
Look at all the whiteknight faggots on this page.
#18 - xnotcreative (02/02/2013) [-]
And then she goes shopping with another guy and cheats on you.
User avatar #61 to #18 - TwistedBamboozler (02/02/2013) [-]
If she doesn't put out, what have you got to lose? And don't tell go all mushy on me. Sex is important in any relationship
#70 to #61 - xnotcreative (02/02/2013) [-]
Well... here's an example.

I had a girlfriend before I met my current one, and I did everything I could for her, so she'd love me more and eventually ask me to have sex.

I spent about 140 dollars on her, and she did eventually ask me for sex as planned, so I continued being nice to her. Time went by and she cheated on me. This left me absolutely heart broken because of all the time, effort, and money I put into her.

So besides losing sex, I also lost money, time, and effort. In other words, you can lose a LOT more than sex if she doesn't put out.
User avatar #71 to #70 - TwistedBamboozler (02/02/2013) [-]
Maybe I wasn't clear, but I agree with you. I was trying to say that females not putting out can lead to that and other things. All in all, sex is a good thing for a relationship.
#72 to #71 - xnotcreative (02/02/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#25 to #18 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
ya well this isn´t a person you call a girlfriend, THIS my fellow FJer is a Bitch who´s twat is passed around like 6 marijuanas
User avatar #49 to #18 - cabbagemayhem (02/02/2013) [-]
A woman who doesn't have sex with you, yet expects you to buy her things, sabotages the relationship? Oh no!
#15 to #12 - facadeon (02/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#22 to #15 - bulletone ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
This is crazy enough to work
#5 to #2 - grocer (02/02/2013) [-]
Pic related.
#34 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
If a woman orgasms it releases a toxin that cures headaches. Making the excuse "I have a headache" the worst excuse not to have sex.




The more you know
User avatar #43 to #34 - colossusshadow (02/02/2013) [-]
Although this is true, men often don't make their partner cum during sex. So they still have a headache, probably worsened.
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User avatar #1 - mitchthehugeman (02/01/2013) [-]
Fair is fair
#67 - vycanismajoris (02/02/2013) [-]
Checkmate atheists.
User avatar #69 to #67 - vycanismajoris (02/02/2013) [-]
Sorry, I just saw that anon at comment #34 posted the same thing.
#17 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
whiny little bitch, maybe if he wasn't so childish then she'd want to have sex wit him
User avatar #50 to #17 - cabbagemayhem (02/02/2013) [-]
It was a joke, and it was funny. 15 people liked and it made FJ frontpage. Now you, quit being a whiny bitch, and realize the glory that is this man's win.
#30 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Must've caught it from Sickipedia.
#31 - TestesFly (02/02/2013) [-]
If you don't want to do something,  just say you don't want to do it. Don't invent some phony malady just to have an excuse. Men and women just don't know how to relationship.
If you don't want to do something, just say you don't want to do it. Don't invent some phony malady just to have an excuse. Men and women just don't know how to relationship.
User avatar #4 - colossusshadow (02/02/2013) [-]
Well although I think fair is fair, it`s really childish behavior

"BUT MOMMY SHE DID IT FIIIIIIIRST"

Sometimes people don't want to **** .
Sometimes they don't want to shop.
BUT, you shouldn't be all whiny and bitter when someone doesn't wanna **** , especially not into the next day.
#8 to #4 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
This is FJ, Asshole. Take your filthy logic elsewhere, you ******* Hobo!
User avatar #13 to #4 - swedz (02/02/2013) [-]
You do have a point,

but then also, sktechE's point is a bit better
#16 to #4 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
i agree, he's just being spiteful because he didn't get some. would he have preferred it if she had sex reluctantly? such a turn on...
User avatar #23 to #16 - jarelk ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I think he would have preferred it if she was just up-front about her reluctance to have sex.
User avatar #41 to #23 - colossusshadow (02/02/2013) [-]
And here, nobody considers the possibility that she actually had a headache.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jarelk ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Because if you're in the mood, there's no way a headache will stop you.
User avatar #44 to #42 - colossusshadow (02/02/2013) [-]
If you have a headache, you aren't in the mood.
#36 to #4 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
is that what your dad told you when he was ******* you?
User avatar #7 to #4 - sketchE (02/02/2013) [-]
bitch doesnt want to do something i wnt to do? well i wont do what she wants to do. karma motha *****
User avatar #14 to #7 - Kritarie (02/02/2013) [-]
I think it's called Spite
User avatar #9 to #7 - dilara (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh god, you sound like a douchebag.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sketchE (02/02/2013) [-]
im drunk but yeah. if its a relationship its a give and take situation. if the girl doesnt want to give a little than neither should the guy. then the relationship breaks down
User avatar #40 to #10 - colossusshadow (02/02/2013) [-]
It's give and take which means sometimes you should be willing to give even if you aren't getting anything in return.
Unless she doesn't want to have sex every day (in which case, dump her) you're a dick of you aren't willing to give because "MOMMY SHE DID IT FIIIIIIRST"
User avatar #73 to #40 - sketchE (02/03/2013) [-]
well i could have made the joke i give and she takes it. if you really think i was serious about any of that then you need to learn to read into sarcasm
User avatar #28 to #7 - asmodeu ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Dear ser, may I remind you that while you can make someone have sex with you, it is generally considered immoral (unless your partner previously specifies that you should do just that and you agree with it).
User avatar #74 to #28 - sketchE (02/03/2013) [-]
dude i was drunk and joking around. did you actually thnk i was serious?
User avatar #75 to #74 - asmodeu ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone's serious on the internet.
#21 - thedarklordpi (02/02/2013) [-]
the mere fact that she had to complain of a headache to get of sex with you is ridiculous...if she doesn't want to she doesn't want to. stop being a whiny asshole.
#63 to #21 - andnowducks (02/02/2013) [-]
That totally makes sense!
That totally makes sense!
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#77 to #21 - thedarklordpi (02/03/2013) [-]
you guys are nuts, it's like i said i like to 			****		 satan in the ass with my dildo of truth or something.    
ps: i know it's a joke, doesn't make it okay.
you guys are nuts, it's like i said i like to **** satan in the ass with my dildo of truth or something.
ps: i know it's a joke, doesn't make it okay.
#27 to #21 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
It's just a joke dude.
User avatar #53 to #21 - blargspasm (02/02/2013) [-]
That's the first time I've seen anyone using that picture actually get thumbed down.
User avatar #24 to #21 - secondtimearound (02/02/2013) [-]
psst...

it's a joke
User avatar #78 to #24 - thedarklordpi (02/03/2013) [-]
pssst...

i ******* know
#37 - ackbobthedead (02/02/2013) [-]
Such an immature reason to be upset.
#48 to #37 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
hey guys i found the dumb broad of funnyjunk!!!
User avatar #68 - spartanofwar (02/02/2013) [-]
This post gave me cancer a headache.
#47 - ednaeoj (02/02/2013) [-]
Nobody is brave enough to shave a bear
#55 to #47 - evilpotato (02/02/2013) [-]
*cough cough*ahem
#57 to #55 - ednaeoj (02/02/2013) [-]
That ain't a bear that's a friggin' alien rat
#58 to #57 - evilpotato (02/02/2013) [-]
Here's first pic of "friggin alien rat"
#59 to #58 - ednaeoj (02/02/2013) [-]
nah that's alien ant
#60 to #59 - ednaeoj (02/02/2013) [-]
with buttscissors
#33 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Looking for gay sex. ;) https://www.facebook.com/Alberto.A.Gutierrez19?fref=ts
#32 - clechyl (02/02/2013) [-]
**clechyl rolled a random image posted in comment #165 at Evolution **
User avatar #29 - ifonlyicould (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm an ambitious girl. And you, you're just small time
#64 to #29 - andnowducks (02/02/2013) [-]
Where's our sandwiches?
Where's our sandwiches?
#76 to #29 - ifonlyicould (02/03/2013) [-]
Maybe I should of put the pic with it
User avatar #46 to #29 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sure you're referencing something. Either way, what the **** are you talking about?
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