The south. . waitress walks own: to Alabama. at a mi waffle house HEY. WHAT YOU READING FDR? lading reading hook HEY. WHAT YOU READING rrc) RC?" with all due re books
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waitress walks own: to
Alabama. at a mi
waffle house
HEY. WHAT YOU READING FDR?
lading reading
hook
HEY. WHAT YOU
READING rrc) RC?" with all due respect,
that' s one of the weirdest
questions EVER, miss
WHAT YD
READING
rrc) R" l just like to read, l
suppose
then, this trucker got: up
well, wall, wall. looks like
we got a reader
what the **** ls going on here
...
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User avatar #9 - asdfghjklasdfghjk (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
we don't take to kindly to your kind around here
#13 to #9 - Vile (02/02/2013) [-]
we don't take kindly to you not taking kindly around here
User avatar #5 - Mahazama (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>>Waitress tries to say hi, maybe hit on you.
>> Accidentally asks "What you reading for?" instead of "What you reading?".
>> Call her out in front of restaurant.
>> Trucker
seemslegit.
#22 - isus (02/02/2013) [-]
Are you seriously ripping off Bill Hicks with stupid rage comics?

Get the **** off...
User avatar #31 - residentblackman (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Jeez, are you autistic or something? If a waitress asks you a stupid question, you don't ******* tell her that it's a stupid question, you answer it as politely as you can.
#6 - recoveryone (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How I view the South...
#72 - themanwithnoplan (02/02/2013) [-]
EY, READER!

We don't take kindly to your type 'round here.
#50 - silkydelicious (02/02/2013) [-]
WE GOT A RULE AROUND HERE ABOUT READING BOOKS!
#58 - zramn (02/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
First thing I thought of...
Fahrenheit 451 :D
#28 - nephrithotroll (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We don't take kindly to readers around here.
User avatar #54 - theflamingfire (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry everyone I forgot to give credit to Bill Hicks for making that joke.
User avatar #2 - equinoxxa (02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, Bill Hicks!
#44 - thatonesmartdude (02/02/2013) [-]
I misread that trucker cap as "John Derpe".
#27 - kingpongthedon (02/02/2013) [-]
Aware that this is a ripped off joke, but still, there are so many different reasons to read that probably say a lot more about you than what you're actually reading. It's very likely that you have to read something for a job, chances are the book's not interesting but it opens up conversation about your job instead. Maybe you're reading something for school, which means you can open up conversation about school. If you have a cookbook, maybe you're a cook or maybe a parent looking to spice up some meal. Or maybe you are just reading for entertainment, in which case you respond with "Oh, no reason. I just like this book about..." and not "Wow, you're an ignorant **** , everybody knows the only reason to read is entertainment." and proving yourself an ass to everyone within earshot.

Come on people, making small talk with people is a fundamental part of life. If you can't go 30 seconds without proving you're better than everyone, don't play the victim when you can't figure out why all these "lesser" people don't like you.
User avatar #3 - bldcerealkiller (02/02/2013) [-]
Mr. Funny-man, c'mere
User avatar #36 - chiefrunnyjeans (02/02/2013) [-]
you could say, "just for fun" instead of being an asswipe
#23 - Xepheros (02/02/2013) [-]
I think OP is a pretty cool guy, eh turns Bill Hick's jokes into ****** ragecomics and doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #1 - mitchthehugeman (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That is not stereotypical of the whole south. Just Alabama
User avatar #4 to #1 - mynameislego (02/02/2013) [-]
and Mississippi, Tennessee, Arkansas and Louisiana.
#77 - sweetellie ONLINE (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
..Isn't this a Bill Hicks joke..?
..Isn't this a Bill Hicks joke..?
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