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The south

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waitress walks own: to
Alabama. at a mi
waffle house
lading reading
READING rrc) RC?" with all due respect,
that' s one of the weirdest
questions EVER, miss
rrc) R" l just like to read, l
then, this trucker got: up
well, wall, wall. looks like
we got a reader
what the **** ls going on here
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User avatar #5 - Mahazama (02/02/2013) [-]
>>Waitress tries to say hi, maybe hit on you.
>> Accidentally asks "What you reading for?" instead of "What you reading?".
>> Call her out in front of restaurant.
>> Trucker
#48 to #5 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
In the Bill Hicks joke this was ripped off of, he said "Well gee, you stumped me. I guess there's a lot of reasons, but the main one has to be so that I don't end up working at waffle house."
User avatar #9 - asdfghjklasdfghjk (02/02/2013) [-]
we don't take to kindly to your kind around here
#13 to #9 - Vile (02/02/2013) [-]
we don't take kindly to you not taking kindly around here
#71 to #13 - hproductions (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna.....
#72 - themanwithnoplan (02/02/2013) [-]

We don't take kindly to your type 'round here.
#22 - isus (02/02/2013) [-]
Are you seriously ripping off Bill Hicks with stupid rage comics?

Get the **** off...
#50 - silkydelicious (02/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - residentblackman (02/02/2013) [-]
Jeez, are you autistic or something? If a waitress asks you a stupid question, you don't ******* tell her that it's a stupid question, you answer it as politely as you can.
User avatar #84 to #31 - uhidk (02/02/2013) [-]
he didn't say it was stupid.

looks like someone can't read.
#58 - zramn (02/02/2013) [-]
First thing I thought of...
Fahrenheit 451 :D
#95 to #58 - lovetolmao (02/02/2013) [-]
That comment is win. :) thumb for you
#62 to #58 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
that book... it's just awful, absolutely awful.
#64 to #62 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
**** you bitch. Burn in an illiterate hell.
User avatar #63 to #62 - makedonski (02/02/2013) [-]
Only if you have to read it for school.
User avatar #83 to #58 - retributionthepimp (02/02/2013) [-]
That's a good ******* book.
#28 - nephrithotroll (02/02/2013) [-]
We don't take kindly to readers around here.
#6 - recoveryone (02/02/2013) [-]
How I view the South...
User avatar #18 to #6 - shadeyyy (02/02/2013) [-]
I would honestly kill for that car, not the general lee, a different color, but DO WANT.
User avatar #11 to #6 - davisdamen (02/02/2013) [-]
i want to refute this claim, but honestly, if i had a bunch of dirt ramps available and a reliable car that could handle it, i would be doing just that
User avatar #2 - equinoxxa ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, Bill Hicks!
#70 to #69 - dishie (02/02/2013) [-]
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#44 - thatonesmartdude (02/02/2013) [-]
I misread that trucker cap as "John Derpe".
User avatar #3 - bldcerealkiller (02/02/2013) [-]
Mr. Funny-man, c'mere
User avatar #54 - theflamingfire (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry everyone I forgot to give credit to Bill Hicks for making that joke.
User avatar #36 - chiefrunnyjeans (02/02/2013) [-]
you could say, "just for fun" instead of being an asswipe
#23 - Xepheros (02/02/2013) [-]
I think OP is a pretty cool guy, eh turns Bill Hick's jokes into ****** ragecomics and doesn't afraid of anything.
#21 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
I am from fyffe....there is NO WAFFLE HOUSE. dumbasses. the only waffle house nearby was in rainsville and a tornado took that ****** out.
#27 - kingpongthedon (02/02/2013) [-]
Aware that this is a ripped off joke, but still, there are so many different reasons to read that probably say a lot more about you than what you're actually reading. It's very likely that you have to read something for a job, chances are the book's not interesting but it opens up conversation about your job instead. Maybe you're reading something for school, which means you can open up conversation about school. If you have a cookbook, maybe you're a cook or maybe a parent looking to spice up some meal. Or maybe you are just reading for entertainment, in which case you respond with "Oh, no reason. I just like this book about..." and not "Wow, you're an ignorant **** , everybody knows the only reason to read is entertainment." and proving yourself an ass to everyone within earshot.

Come on people, making small talk with people is a fundamental part of life. If you can't go 30 seconds without proving you're better than everyone, don't play the victim when you can't figure out why all these "lesser" people don't like you.
#77 - sweetellie (02/02/2013) [-]
..Isn't this a Bill Hicks joke..?
..Isn't this a Bill Hicks joke..?
User avatar #81 to #77 - MOFOJOYO (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it is.
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