Asshole uncle. . your comment just gave me cancer deth ma in reply to Ca win ears 2 weeks ago Screw u Kidd cancer isnt something to joke about ask my dead uncle
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Asshole uncle

your comment just gave me cancer
deth ma in reply to Ca win ears 2 weeks ago
Screw u Kidd cancer isnt something to joke about ask my dead uncle
******* .
in replete , 1 week no
I' m sorry your uncles name was ******* .
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#101 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
Wow.. What can I say? When this comment was in it's infancy, I never dreamed it would make it all the way to funnyjunk, but here we are... I would like to thank my fans, the haters, my producer, Youtube (for believing in me from the beginning) and RetroGamerGuy6 (for one of the greatest setups in the histroy of the internet).. But most of all I would like to thank ******* .. This could not have been possible without ******* . ******* has inspired many people throughout this world, from Taro Gomi (the author of "Everybody Poops") to Eddie Murphy in "Nutty Professor 2:The Klumps" .. So you see, I am not the first, nor was I the last man to bathe in the creative stench of ******* . It eminated from him like a used diaper filled with Indian food. Even though ******* is not with us anymore, I still think about ******* a lot. Whenever I pass a cow pasture or a Dutch oven, it always reminds me of ******* ....

To ******* !! May he live on in spirit forever..
User avatar #75 - ixcarnifexxi (02/02/2013) [-]
That, my children is the reason why we don't share feelings or opinions on the Internet.
#65 - savyx (02/02/2013) [-]
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#71 to #65 - wafflelord (02/02/2013) [-]
Kill yourself.
#67 to #65 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
You goddamn rolling whore! You are the cancer that is ruining this site! **** off with your spam rolls!
User avatar #80 to #67 - savyx (02/02/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself :D
#81 to #80 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
lol what happened? You butt-mad because I called you out?
User avatar #83 to #81 - savyx (02/02/2013) [-]
Lol, the only one arounf here, mad is You xD
#85 to #83 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Around*
#84 to #83 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
lol how so? I'm merely calling you out. Although I do say I get a tad excited over calling **** stains like you out. Also, you told me to go **** myself... I don't think a person who is truly happy, or not angry, would say something such as that.
User avatar #87 to #84 - savyx (02/02/2013) [-]
Well, didn't You see the ,,:D'' at the end :D? You little **** , slit your wrist, get pissed, go jump off a bridge #im #out
#88 to #87 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
You say I'm mad, but in your reply there seem to be a lot of "typo's." If my memory does serve me right, typo's in an internet argument is equal to anger in real life. You are getting hate therefore triggering you nervous system. You start to shake whilst thinking of a reply to get me away from you. You feel as if everyone is going to see the comment and hate. So you decide to write a comment. The end result is a very poorly written, nonsensical comment. I know, it has happened to me numerous times in the past. You could make any smiley face you want but those typo's are evidence that you are mad.

One last thing I realize is how long it took you to reply to my comment, #67. Did you need time away from the computer to cool your mind and think of a reply?
#68 to #67 - nanapopo (02/02/2013) [-]
don't joke about cancer. remember Uncle 						*******					.
don't joke about cancer. remember Uncle ******* .
User avatar #62 - thebritishguy (02/02/2013) [-]
the internet: the more time you spend on it the less morals you have
#63 to #62 - thebritishguy (02/02/2013) [-]
or....the less morals you have the more time you spend on it...
User avatar #58 - Falkor (02/02/2013) [-]
my uncle likes my *******
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User avatar #55 - skrewbacca (02/02/2013) [-]
Uncles are like tacos. Bad ones hurt in your ass.
#48 - thexiled (02/02/2013) [-]
This is probably a long shot but....
Does anyone have that picture where its 2 KKK members and one has a pink uniform and the other says "you have to seperate the colors from the whites i can't believe you have a problem with this concept" or something like that?
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#44 - bigsaltyballs (02/02/2013) [-]






QUIT TALKING ABOUT YOUR UNCLE'S!!!
User avatar #46 to #44 - themastertroller (02/02/2013) [-]
my name is Ben.
#69 to #49 - funmanigro (02/02/2013) [-]
holy **** thats old
#42 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
.....how do I ask a dead person?
#70 to #42 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
if you ever for a moment wonder why? why am i getting soooo many thumbs down? well here let me tell you the answer. not because you post MLP but because you never post and here's the hard part... anything funny with them, you just try to find something MLP related to how you feel this is funnyjunk not feeljunk. post funny MLP which is so damn hard or stop posting at all.
#73 to #70 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
Darling I don't care about thumbs.
#76 to #73 - neosword (02/02/2013) [-]
forgot to sign in didn't want anyone to be butt hurt about it either way a perfect example. its not a matter of thumbs its a matter of enjoyment the reason you or anyone else can post pictures is to make people around you have enjoyment. And if you don't care about the community whatever but get off and look at your mlp by yourself
forgot to sign in didn't want anyone to be butt hurt about it either way a perfect example. its not a matter of thumbs its a matter of enjoyment the reason you or anyone else can post pictures is to make people around you have enjoyment. And if you don't care about the community whatever but get off and look at your mlp by yourself
#77 to #76 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
Oooooor I can enjoy the site and people can ignore me.
#82 to #77 - neosword (02/02/2013) [-]
if you don't care what people say about you good. but if you want to walk like a boss and talk like a boss your going to need the support of the community. if you don't care if people ignore what you say then there's no point in speaking.
btw that's how you sound to an educated person
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#86 to #82 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
Indubitably my good fellow for I honestly don't care how I sound to you or anyone else.
#89 to #86 - neosword (02/02/2013) [-]
lovely we have reached an agreement. no one will care what you post because you wont post if all you care about is how you react to it then react without posting. good good we will call this the gentleman's agreement  (for the record don't improve your vocabulary when someone calls you stupid it just makes you look like a idiot ( unless that's what your going for ) )
lovely we have reached an agreement. no one will care what you post because you wont post if all you care about is how you react to it then react without posting. good good we will call this the gentleman's agreement (for the record don't improve your vocabulary when someone calls you stupid it just makes you look like a idiot ( unless that's what your going for ) )
#90 to #89 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
I know you're trying to sound like you know what you're talking about but honestly you're the one who sounds kinda dumb at the moment man, I improved my vocabulary for that moment because I thought it sounded funny, I use ponies because I want to and no child like yourself is going to tell me otherwise and you can deal.
#91 to #90 - neosword (02/02/2013) [-]
there is some improvement you are not a lost soul yet. you tryed to say something funny but failed. ok 4/10 for trying now lets try to post some funny pictures with it? but you know what i really laughed at? the fact that you call me a child and post these pictures of a children show that adults like you i would assume post. man i had to stop what i was doing to rad that part oh and by the way    
guess what i choose ( ill give you a hint)   
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there is some improvement you are not a lost soul yet. you tryed to say something funny but failed. ok 4/10 for trying now lets try to post some funny pictures with it? but you know what i really laughed at? the fact that you call me a child and post these pictures of a children show that adults like you i would assume post. man i had to stop what i was doing to rad that part oh and by the way
guess what i choose ( ill give you a hint)
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#92 to #91 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm going to leave you to whatever it is you''re doing, I'm bored and feel like minecrafting, or maybe going to ponyville.
#93 to #92 - neosword (02/02/2013) [-]
it is such a shame that when presented with the information of what people stand for in mlp they run away and go back to their little flock. but still i know that there is no way for you to mock me i didn't come out and say mlp is for ******* or anything i simply explained why indeed none likes you and that you should get off funyjunk
#94 to #93 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
Actually I literally just got bored, if you wanna keep talking we can I suppose, and I wasn't looking to mock you, you had some good points why would I mock them?
#95 to #94 - neosword (02/02/2013) [-]
unfortunately every 12 year old without restricted internet seems to think everything is an insult. for the record iam not saying stop posting you mlp just either A. make it funny or B. post non mlp things that are funny to the moment. its not that hard. and then there's always C. of not posting at all which when i have seen your posts before i have ignored.
unfortunately every 12 year old without restricted internet seems to think everything is an insult. for the record iam not saying stop posting you mlp just either A. make it funny or B. post non mlp things that are funny to the moment. its not that hard. and then there's always C. of not posting at all which when i have seen your posts before i have ignored.
#96 to #95 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh I do, but I don't think rape jokes should be posted a lot.
#97 to #96 - neosword (02/02/2013) [-]
i have no clue how you got rape jokes out of which hat but just as you claim i cannot censor you, you cannot censor them
#98 to #97 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
I was saying which joke was mostly in my folder there.
#99 to #98 - neosword (02/02/2013) [-]
that's a thumb. but to be clear your folder consists mostly of rape jokes and mlp ok. sexuality officially questioned but i digress. you need to understand that you cant fight the waves but you need to ride them. don't flood mlp hoping people like it just post some funny pictures of them doing all their adventures and eventually and this is a neoswords promise people will at least not bash on mlp
who knows what'll happen
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#100 to #99 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
Don't question, ask, bisexual
So yeah.....rape jokes
User avatar #35 - gibroner (02/02/2013) [-]
If you don't have anything nice to say then welcome to the internet you'll fit right in here
#34 - lieothelion (02/02/2013) [-]
You sir, win many Internets.
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User avatar #16 - temporalguardian (02/02/2013) [-]
"ask my dead uncle" right ill be right on that
User avatar #20 to #16 - lasmamoe (02/02/2013) [-]
I feel like that would be a dead end.
User avatar #22 to #20 - doctorstein (02/02/2013) [-]
And he must be absolutely buried in problems.
#60 to #22 - cheesepotato (02/02/2013) [-]
These puns are killing me.
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#13 - jugeboxi (02/02/2013) [-]
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#7 - thechosentroll (02/02/2013) [-]
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Punctuation - the difference between

"Helping your uncle Jack, off a horse."

and

"Helping your uncle Jack off a horse."
User avatar #43 to #7 - McFuckUp (02/02/2013) [-]
That first example wouldn't sound right spoken out loud. It's capitalization that is the key in that phrase.
User avatar #25 to #7 - oishiine (02/02/2013) [-]
"Helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse" is a really clunky sentence. The comma is out of place.
User avatar #30 to #25 - exclamation (02/02/2013) [-]
Or you could say, "Helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse."
User avatar #26 to #25 - oishiine (02/02/2013) [-]
And yes, I get the joke.
User avatar #15 to #7 - xodia (02/02/2013) [-]
I thought it was the difference a capital letter makes?
Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse
Helping your uncle jack off a horse
User avatar #12 to #7 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
I SERIOUSLY HATE THAT IMAGe
I MEAN comE On IF YOU'RE A GRAMMAR nazi YOU WOULD 9HATE0 SPECLCHECK

GARARARAR
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#4 - thebeastmaster (02/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#53 to #4 - kasperninja (02/02/2013) [-]
I got the full one, if you want it...
I got the full one, if you want it...
User avatar #50 to #4 - tempman ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
God dammit, you beat me to it ( i didn't notice your gif).
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