Oh God, I'm Hit!. Still a favorite after so many years.. Today in school, I had tty take a really huge dump. It felt like it was mostlyjunk gas, buil proceeded
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Oh God, I'm Hit!

Oh God, I'm Hit!. Still a favorite after so many years.. Today in school, I had tty take a really huge dump. It felt like it was mostlyjunk gas, buil proceeded

Still a favorite after so many years.

Today in school, I had tty take a really huge dump. It felt like it was mostlyjunk gas, buil
proceeded tty the bathwater anyway. I walk in tty find CINE pf the sergeants from the
recruiting table happily peeing away in a urinal. I entered a stall directly behind him. I sat an
the tallet, but I held it in. I then proceeded tty yell In a "We' got hastily enemy
artillery 500 meters Numb! They' re preparing tty fire on bur passant" And Then I let DUI a
lang, slow, descending whistle (to mimic the sound pf artillery shells pf course) And right
at the end pf the whistle, I let it rip. It was [HIE pf the nastiest, wettest farts We ever seeded.
A few rabbit pellets came out with velocity and made splashing sends not unlike
those sounds made by shells hitting water. I then yelled "Ohh God! I' m hit!" and released a
few residual gas pockets that came DUI sounding like popcorn and said "The ammo bunker
just blew!" The last thing I heard DUI teethe sergeant was him gagging an his own spit Hem
laughing so hard as he walked DUI anothe bathroom. MLIA
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User avatar #16 - danniegurl (02/02/2013) [-]
what if he caused the guy to have flashbacks and freak out,
User avatar #33 to #16 - endface ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Then I wonder what kind of **** he had to take to have flash backs to freak out about.
User avatar #3 - karvarausku ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
I laugh every time I read this.
User avatar #4 - mitchthehugeman (02/01/2013) [-]
If i were that sergeant, I would wait for that kid to get out and recruit him immediately
User avatar #31 to #4 - jokersaysamuseme (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes because making the enemy laugh to death is the military's best weapon
#1 - nyj (02/01/2013) [-]
Oh my. That's glorious.
#20 - alejsergio (02/02/2013) [-]
Are you sure it wasn't the smell that was making him gag
#35 - octobercircles (02/02/2013) [-]
this is the first thing i've seen on funnyjunk in months that made me laugh out loud for a considerable amount of time.
this is the first thing i've seen on funnyjunk in months that made me laugh out loud for a considerable amount of time.
#28 - asmathiel (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh gods. I'm reading this for the 3rd time and I'm still laughing!
#23 - gengetsu (02/02/2013) [-]
If it wasn't for my cold, I would've laughed so ******* hard.
User avatar #27 - fuzzieboy (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh God, I wish I could just keep thumbing this up, this is brilliant :'D
#2 - John Cena (02/01/2013) [-]
That was the **** .
- Carlos
#6 to #2 - shockstorm (02/02/2013) [-]
have this.
#21 to #6 - fawkwayne (02/02/2013) [-]
This one's better
User avatar #13 - themagicdalek ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I haven't laughed like that in 2 years, thanks op
#7 - countchoculitis (02/02/2013) [-]
Funny story, but a sergeant at school??
Funny story, but a sergeant at school??
#17 to #7 - nothereover (02/02/2013) [-]
ROTC, Countfagocufagitis You are an idiot.
User avatar #14 to #7 - MakiChan (02/02/2013) [-]
there are military schools, and many schools also have a rotc program.
#18 to #7 - jakeattack (02/02/2013) [-]
all the time now a days
User avatar #8 to #7 - fxremastered (02/02/2013) [-]
Has the military never sent recruiters to your highschool when you attended?
User avatar #10 to #8 - countchoculitis (02/02/2013) [-]
Nope we got college representitives but nobody from the military, kinda wish we would have though.
User avatar #11 to #10 - fxremastered (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah it's pretty cool actually.
User avatar #9 to #7 - hairyjonson (02/02/2013) [-]
recruiting for the army
User avatar #25 to #9 - dingojohn (02/02/2013) [-]
And there's nothing wrong with that!

I think it's just fine that the military tries to brainwash you and get you to sign up to be a soldier at an age where you can't even buy a beer after a hard days work.. Oh wait, it's not even a hard days work, it's just school.
#37 to #25 - Ethshar (02/03/2013) [-]
You should be able to do both of those things.
User avatar #38 to #37 - dingojohn (02/03/2013) [-]
Recruitment offices at schools = Bad thing IMO
#39 to #38 - Ethshar (02/03/2013) [-]
I've seen recruiters come around now and then,but never an office in a school.
User avatar #32 - sketchE ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
we had a sergeant at LDAC who would roll off his cot and under his bed without waking up when artillery sims where used
#30 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
YLINA, because that's made up.
#12 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
>favorite over the years

>0 comments, 0 votes

>I'm watching you -.-
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