Eat a rock. . This lettuce DIED just so YOU wuld be a vegetarian! Have a heart, eat a rock.. get on his level
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Eat a rock

This lettuce
just so YOU wuld
be a vegetarian!
Have a heart, eat a rock.
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Submitted: 02/01/2013
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User avatar #100 - rosmy (02/02/2013) [-]
I'M SORRY IF IT'S REPOSTED..... but I have a life and I can't see aaaall the posts in here!!! seriously.... rude people must be sooooo fertile!!!!!!! -.- go ask a doctor!
#97 - femf (02/02/2013) [-]
**femf rolled a random image posted in comment #2726009 at FJ RPG ** wait a minute... rocks are home to several microorganisms.. eating it leaves them homeless..have a heart, eat nothing
User avatar #90 - goobyman (02/02/2013) [-]
#89 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
vegatarians, open your mouths and look in the mirror, those teeth are made to eat meat. its like vegans are denying that they are humans and they are designed to eat meat.
User avatar #87 - vladhellsing ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Rocks are made out of dead stars. WHEN WILL THE SLAUGHTER STOP!?
#84 - srapture (02/02/2013) [-]
Come on, guys. Just calmed him down.
#80 - mallet (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm a vegetarian and frankly don't give a 						****					 what other people eat. Friends order burgers? Order a goddamn veggie burger so you can all get fat together. How empty does your life have to be to get butthurt over what people choose to turn into poo?
I'm a vegetarian and frankly don't give a **** what other people eat. Friends order burgers? Order a goddamn veggie burger so you can all get fat together. How empty does your life have to be to get butthurt over what people choose to turn into poo?
User avatar #95 to #80 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
I don't really care what people eat either, it's when people get in my face about is when I fire back.
#76 - leyhoooo (02/02/2013) [-]
I can't see what there is wrong with eating meat, as long as the animal had a good life. If there wasn't anyone eating meat, then where should the cows and pigs live, and who would take care of them.
#68 - WhiteCrayon (02/02/2013) [-]
This rock is innocent and you decided to eat it.
Have a heart, go drink some water.
#71 to #68 - WhiteCrayon (02/02/2013) [-]
All you do is take the water and turn it into piss.
Have a heart, go breath some air.
User avatar #59 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
You can't sustain a society on a vegetarian diet, you know all those starving children in africa? That would get worse, you know all of the households in the world who can't afford food? Well you know what vegetarians an vegans say? **** them, they're ********* because they eat meat.
#61 to #59 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
You do know poverty would be halved if everyone was vegetarian because say 1/4 field feeds people the other 3/4 is being used to feed livestock... learn the fats.
User avatar #65 to #61 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
And you'd have to turn half of the world into cropland just to feed the world (if that would even be enough), that would involve killing off or relocating a large portion of the populace, and if people were vegetarian we wouldn't have livestock, why? Because we wouldn't need meat or eggs. And vegan further destroys that because we wouldn't need milk either.
User avatar #66 to #65 - disposableteen (02/02/2013) [-]
Cows lived before we interfered....

and wed use the cropland that already exists to feed livestock to feed people instead. Its pretty simple
User avatar #67 to #66 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
And you would need to make more cropland to feed the entire population that now relies on it.
User avatar #69 to #67 - disposableteen (02/02/2013) [-]
yes but what im saying is if we diddnt have to feed so many cows we would have enough cropland to feed almost everyone
User avatar #72 to #69 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
If we had to feed everyone on a vegetarian diet then we would need to expand cropland a hundred-fold. It can sustain small groups and individuals but not entire societies without most of society going hungry, Even with what we do now look at north Korea, and china, and Africa. They all struggle for food, a system without meat wouldn't work at all.
User avatar #73 to #72 - disposableteen (02/02/2013) [-]
What part of a ow eats alot more than a human do you not understand!? livestoke uses more cropland than people it feeds.
User avatar #74 to #73 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes cows eat alot more, but the land we have still wouldn't sustain a population, plus the act would be counter-productive, all cows are domesticated, they can't survive without somebody feeding them and taking care of them, they'd die anyway. Same with pigs and chickens.
User avatar #75 to #74 - disposableteen (02/02/2013) [-]
It takes 16 pound of grain for every 1 pound of beef, THAT isnt sustainable.

and not all cows are domesticated.
User avatar #77 to #75 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
Most of the world's population of cows are, the majority of the population would die off. And what nutrients come from that pound of meat? Do they also come form those 16 pounds of grain? Does that give you all of the nutrients you need? No, it doesn't, not by a long shot. Let's put it into perspective: a 6oz. steak give you 42 grams of protein, a 1/4 cup of peanuts (the highest protein nut) gives you 9 grams of protein, A 1/2 cup of tofu gives you 20 grams of protein, and those are the recommended healthy serving sizes. That one pound gives you alot more protein (almost 100 grams) than other foods of about the same weight. It's sustainable because we don't need as much grain because we produce so much of it that if the cows didn't get it it would go to waste. bread and water doesn't feed a civilization comfortably (or at all).
User avatar #78 to #77 - disposableteen (02/02/2013) [-]
The grain could be replaced with setan or soy which would have more nutrients, youre also grossly overestimating the amount of protein we need.... And livestock cows arnt really cows anymore.. most of them cant even walk its a disgrace.
User avatar #79 to #78 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
What you just said is people abusing the livestock, free range is fine but some people do go too far and that needs to be fixed. And you get more protein from a cow for less space taken (leaving society room to expand without disrupting the agricultural system) And again, that was just protein, there are sever other factors and nutrients involved.
User avatar #81 to #79 - disposableteen (02/02/2013) [-]
Free range is a lie.....

and no if you diddnt have slaughter houses ect you would have more room for agriculture....
User avatar #83 to #81 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
It takes 1 acre of land to feed a person on a vegetarian diet annually while accounting for possible crop failures. There are 36 billion acres of land in the world and 7 billion people, it take less than half the land if you use livestock.
User avatar #88 to #83 - disposableteen (02/02/2013) [-]
No it doesnt because the livestock eat more than people do thus the livestock eats more than it feeds.
#96 to #88 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Its simple. there are more proplr than cows therefor we need more grass then cows. Now cows eat their own **** (rechewing) people need to eat more than just grass. So instead of a land with grass and cows on it. You need 1 land of grass 1 filled with fruit and one with vegetables. People use more land than cows this is a fact. Dont wanna eat meat? Then dont but saying that the world would be better off without meat is stupid.

also what about all of the people doing sports? Bodybuilders eat 9 portions a day and this is just 1 sport. Add all of the sports up. People will use more space for their **** and this is a fact. Why else would everyone want a bigger house. The more space te more comfortable the human is
User avatar #92 to #88 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes they eat more but the diet of a cow is much less complex than a human, they don't need as much of a variety.
#93 to #92 - disposableteen (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes but theres a billion crops to choose from that we could grow instead of growing food for cows. Now I really cant be bothered to have this repetitive argument.
User avatar #94 to #93 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
The repetition is there because you are being repetitive, I'm repeating an argument that holds ground and you are repeating an argument that doesn't. And as I said before: You get way more nutrient gain form the cow than those other crops.
User avatar #82 to #81 - thatguywhohasbacon (02/02/2013) [-]
You need to eat a lot more vegetation than a cow does daily to get the required nutrients, a cow just get's fed more to fatten them up. And what do you mean free range is a lie? I go buy most of my meat form a farm about an hour from my house, the treat the animals good there.And my point about needing more farms still stands.
#57 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
I have been here since yellow Funny Junk, I have always been anon, I rarely comment. But seriously, THIS feels like the most reposted thing on the website. Tbh, I never found it funny but the more I see it, the more I want to start defending vegeterians.
#56 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Actually its not dead, you eat it alive..... that's right, a horrible painful death as it is eaten alive.
User avatar #55 - herberto (02/02/2013) [-]
Holy **** I loved that episode.
Not gonna say what it was just to keep all the newfags in the dark.
#49 - ludislavonac (02/02/2013) [-]
I see this post pop up on the front page every 2 weeks or so, is it really that funny to you guys?
User avatar #46 - raynagrimm (02/02/2013) [-]
and with all the rock sympathizers in the comments below i feel that maybe the only way to win is if the human race just died off... then again their are those people who believe every life is precious... is there no way to win?
#64 to #46 - youxbarstard ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Of course not, that would be too easy and we can't have that, now can we?
User avatar #45 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
lion eats a zebra : natural
human eats a cow : ******** !
#44 - fukkentyranitar (02/02/2013) [-]
How could you eat this adorable little treasure?!
User avatar #48 to #44 - ludislavonac (02/02/2013) [-]
Umm tyranitar is a ground type, not rock
User avatar #51 to #48 - hamstergeddon (02/02/2013) [-]
Rock/Dark actually, Pupitar and Larvitar are Rock/Ground.
User avatar #52 to #51 - ludislavonac (02/02/2013) [-]
ups my mistake
User avatar #42 - Crusader ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Well. . .
Plants and animals had to die, rot away and solidify into stone for you to eat that rock
#41 - elmoose **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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