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#15 - blackscales (02/02/2013) [-]
It wasn't a UFO. It was swamp gas. You will now go on a nice vacation to Cancun and re-think your life.
It wasn't a UFO. It was swamp gas. You will now go on a nice vacation to Cancun and re-think your life.
User avatar #1 - ithinkimfunny (02/01/2013) [-]
we meet again
User avatar #25 to #1 - redrex (02/02/2013) [-]
we meet again
User avatar #16 - gidvid (02/02/2013) [-]
The reason these ****** images happen all the time is they are usually just small, zoomed-way-in, crop-outs. The full picture of whatever this is from is most likely a much larger, normal quality photo.
#26 to #22 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
That's the joke!
User avatar #27 to #22 - konradkurze (02/02/2013) [-]
whats the name of that rage face, i keep forgetting
User avatar #49 to #27 - ludislavonac (02/02/2013) [-]
handsome face
#50 to #49 - konradkurze (02/02/2013) [-]
ty bro
didnt know it had an english name,. last time i asked someone gave me its original japanese name
User avatar #3 - PedoBearFTW (02/01/2013) [-]
Anyone actually seen a UFO? I've heard stories from a few people but I've never seen one. I'm suspicious but I would absolutely love to see one.
#9 to #3 - nightstar (02/02/2013) [-]
If you can't identify what you are looking at and it is flying it is a UFO.

#17 to #9 - krumpetking (02/02/2013) [-]
eeeeh, I'd say "unidentifiable" has a fair bit of leeway. Does it mean if you can't identify it? or that it's impossible to identify? or that authorities failed to identify it? it's like saying a woman is ********** because you can't **** her.
#18 to #17 - nightstar (02/02/2013) [-]
UFO - unidentified flying object.
not unidentifiable flying object.

Though I do understand what you are saying.
#20 to #18 - krumpetking (02/02/2013) [-]
oooh, right, I feel like a retard now. Thanks for clarifying, rather than being a dick about it like so many other FJers would have.
Take a thumb and my favourite desktop background for being a top chap.
User avatar #12 to #3 - optimussum (02/02/2013) [-]
I've seen something like a UFO before

But it creeped me out so I didn't look at it for long
User avatar #23 to #3 - nightlynutria (02/02/2013) [-]
I have
User avatar #28 to #3 - RequieminMortis (02/02/2013) [-]
While I do believe there is extraterrestrial life out there, the distance between Earth and the nearest inhabitable planets (and that's by OUR standard of inhabitable; it doesn't account for species evolving under very different conditions) are enough to ensure that if a species is capable of interstellar travel, they'll never make it to our solar system.

So anyone who claims they've seen a UFO is full of **** .
User avatar #38 to #28 - MotorstormLegend (02/02/2013) [-]
Ah, but the term UFO does not specefically refer to alien spacecraft in any way.

A UFO is literally something seen in the sky which you cannot identify. Doesn't mean it's an alien.
User avatar #32 to #28 - taxation (02/02/2013) [-]
There is the possibility of wormhole travel and similar (for lack of a better descriptor) distance-jumping methods of transport, but if there's species advanced enough to have invented technology to perform such feats I'm sure they'd be quite uninterested in buzzing farmhands in tinfoil hats for ***** and giggles.
User avatar #43 to #32 - turbodoosh (02/02/2013) [-]
they'd be interested in slaves ***** ...and minerals
#29 to #3 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
I got a few pictures of invisible to the naked eye dark rods, cylinder shaped things in the sky by randomly taking shots of the sky... 3 pics out of a few hundreds, then a few pics of white spheroids in another set with one of the new cameras, but nothing conclusive because of inadequate resolution.

I once saw with my naked eye something lighted up zigzagging or skipping rapidly across the night sky.
User avatar #37 to #3 - MotorstormLegend (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've seen UFOs plenty of times.

See something in the sky that you don't recognize? BAM! Unidentified Flying Object. That's literally all it means.
User avatar #40 to #3 - Jostin (02/02/2013) [-]
I was looking trying to see the space station through my telescope when i see this flashing light (it wasnt the space station, it was coming from the oppisite way) slowly crossing the sky. so i though oh, a sattelite. i keep watching it then the light stops then reapears back like where it was 10 seconds before. it kept changing directions going left and right forwards and back . After a bit the light stayed contstant did a curve and there was a large flash from it. whatever it was looked like a shooting star it went so fast. I still have no idea what the hell it could have been to this day. Im not saying it was alien but i have no ******* clue what else it could have been
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User avatar #46 - mookiez (02/02/2013) [-]
Well technically yes. It is a ufo. A unidentified flying object. That could mean a piece of toast dropping off a porch. and We take a picture of it and can't make out what it is.
#35 - phatsno (02/02/2013) [-]
The day you realize that, If you are not sure what it is and it's flying, its an UFO.
User avatar #31 - wajaa (02/02/2013) [-]
because ofcourse people constantly look at the sky carrying a high quality camera everywhere they go
User avatar #11 - elmoose **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
uhh that's a helicopter
#14 - andyoucanupload (02/02/2013) [-]
This planet is not really that interesting for UFOs to visit.
User avatar #24 to #14 - GumbyTheStud (02/02/2013) [-]
Except that it's the only one in trillions of miles that can sustain life.

User avatar #30 to #24 - taxation (02/02/2013) [-]
You mean that can sustain human life and that of organisms with similar atomic composition. Given the basically infinite number of surroundings possible in various areas of the universe, there must be organisms which exist to live in let's say a 79% methane atmosphere at 0.5% Earth's gravity at temperatures averaging -249.3*C. We just haven't heard from the Trilunfaxa yet, so that's probably a bad example.
User avatar #51 to #30 - GumbyTheStud (02/03/2013) [-]
It's still a huge understatement to say Earth is any less than exhilarating. Just imagine what coming from another galaxy gazillions of miles away and seeing the human life on Earth would be like. It would be interesting to say the least.
User avatar #52 to #51 - taxation (02/03/2013) [-]
And possibly a bit nostalgic, although in a distinctly paraphysical-looking-back-on-its-astatine-based-body way.
User avatar #33 to #24 - spacefield (02/02/2013) [-]
Universe is still much larger than that. We still aren't interesting.
#13 - tkfishandchips (02/02/2013) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled a random image posted in comment #173798 at Friendly ** Shut the Frak up, you frakkin piece of frak!
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User avatar #45 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
i think the reason why we havent been contacted by UFO's is that they are not intrested in our planet to do so
User avatar #42 - rockamekishiko (02/02/2013) [-]
My mom told me she saw a ufo when she was 10. she is from a small town, lived about 5 houses away from a kinder garden and she says she saw a spinning light the size of a house spinning fast. it went up slowly about 30 meters high and then shot up into the sky incredibly fast. My mom says a few other people saw it.

We go back to our hometown regularly to visit family and i asked my mom's godfather is he had seen a ufo and he told me about that same event.
#39 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
toasters do not have cameras
#36 - worstcase (02/02/2013) [-]
Unidentified Fantastic Object. shoot it down!
#34 - slyve (02/02/2013) [-]
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Funny coincidence that UFO sightings happen less frequently the more video and photo quality of mobile devices improve, isn't it?
#21 - yukitora (02/02/2013) [-]
The Galactic Confederacy!
The Galactic Confederacy!
User avatar #7 - bothemastaofall (02/02/2013) [-]
Funny thing is, the first digital camera was called the toaster (or something to that effect)
It took photos using 10,000 pixels
User avatar #2 - amovingstaircase (02/01/2013) [-]
well it is an unidentified flying object since you can not see what it is.
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