Truths.... . the world would be a much better place if men admitted that they cry and women thatcher masturbate.. Male. haven't cried for 8-9 years already. Not proud and , it's pretty sad. Any advices? gif obviously unrelated
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#5 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm a hermaphrodite and I cry while I masturbate.
#237 to #5 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm a masturbate and I cry while hermaphroditing
#360 to #5 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Crygasm is my favourite website too!
User avatar #407 to #5 - andmyaxe (02/02/2013) [-]
Michael?
User avatar #107 to #5 - ilikerapingmen (02/02/2013) [-]
forgot to log in omg
#117 to #107 - chiktikkavaspaus (02/02/2013) [-]
That never works dude/dudette.
That never works dude/dudette.
User avatar #119 to #117 - ilikerapingmen (02/02/2013) [-]
oh god

it was a joke

my username

dammit fj
#241 to #119 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Joke or not it was ******* stupid and not funny at all.
User avatar #243 to #241 - ilikerapingmen (02/02/2013) [-]
maybe if you logged in...
#307 to #243 - noschool (02/02/2013) [-]
maybe you should learn how to be funny.
#397 to #307 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Maybe you should learn to keep dicks out of your bumhole.

Anon: 1
noschool: 0
User avatar #497 to #397 - twi (02/02/2013) [-]
I don't even know what the **** is going on anymore
User avatar #110 to #5 - koocluks (02/02/2013) [-]
source?
#150 to #5 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
I use my tears to masturbate.. Whats wrong with me?
User avatar #18 to #5 - drainbramage (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm 100% male and I do the same thing.
User avatar #6 to #5 - beyondanon (02/01/2013) [-]
Michelle?
#105 - Cleavland Steamer (02/02/2013) [-]
What happened to the girl masturbating on her period?



She got caught red handed.
#129 - dirgeofasimo (02/02/2013) [-]
If you don't cry to this scene, you're a ******* monster...
#172 to #129 - jaydarkwater (02/02/2013) [-]
That scene had some weight. I didn't feel that sad though, just knowing that they would never be killed off.
But holy **** what if they were?
User avatar #177 to #172 - dirgeofasimo (02/02/2013) [-]
...riots...
#198 to #129 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Not only am I a monster, I'm also an anon.
#296 to #198 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
you're an manon
#205 to #129 - trickytrickster (02/02/2013) [-]
Haha I just posted a picture of the last scene from this movie. I see we are on the same wavelength. I may or may not have cried at both scenes.
#499 to #129 - wrathlos (02/02/2013) [-]
The ending broke me because I'm the exact same way as Andy, more or less. I was a little kid when the first ones came out, and now I'm a college-attending adult. And at some point in life, we have to realize we can't carry these kinds of things with us forever. But it's what they've shown us that matters; hence why Andy went and talked about the importance of each toy individually.

**** , every video game I've played has taught me some sort of lesson; the most important of which is recognizing that the world is a dangerous and miserable place, and it is our duty as humans to stand up for the sake of others.
User avatar #160 to #129 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
i started crying like a little bitch at that scene.
#36 - izaya ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Male. haven't cried for 8-9 years already. Not proud and 			****		, it's pretty sad. Any advices?   
   
gif obviously unrelated
Male. haven't cried for 8-9 years already. Not proud and **** , it's pretty sad. Any advices?

gif obviously unrelated
User avatar #319 to #36 - rockamekishiko (02/02/2013) [-]
look at your penis
#320 to #36 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Watch The Iron Giant, dude. The feels when he says "Superman." makes me cry EVRY TIM.
User avatar #375 to #36 - meganinja ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I know how you feel man, before I watch Clannad I hadn't cried in roughly 7 years. However, I got really into the storyline, and on one of the last episodes of the second season I shed two tears. It was pretty nice.
User avatar #393 to #36 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/02/2013) [-]
Katawa Shoujo
#265 to #36 - hangingtree (02/02/2013) [-]
Play the Walking Dead game.
#94 to #36 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
cut some onions
User avatar #132 to #36 - joyguy (02/02/2013) [-]
Go watch Clannad. But first get towels to soak up your manly aftermath tears
User avatar #77 to #36 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/02/2013) [-]
Play all 5 episodes of The Walking Dead. Cry at the end of 5.
#267 to #77 - hangingtree (02/02/2013) [-]
No dude, it doesn't work like that. You need to know the characters. You need to play from the very start.
No dude, it doesn't work like that. You need to know the characters. You need to play from the very start.
User avatar #485 to #267 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/02/2013) [-]
I just wanted to make it simple
#285 to #36 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
peel an onion faggot
#487 to #36 - tanabata (02/02/2013) [-]
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Watch Clannad.
#47 to #36 - kietzu (02/02/2013) [-]
You are now thinking about that toy you don't play with any more.
What was it's name again? Oh yeah, "-----".
That's right you just remembered "-----". Continue to think about your lost childhood and how you'll never see it again.
Oh and that girl. You know THAT girl. She hates you. Never wants to see you again.
In fact it's not only THAT girl, but EVERY girl.

These are just some of the standard ones. If you want some describing the uselessness of existence, just ask

Have ... Fun?
User avatar #38 to #36 - axeul (02/02/2013) [-]
read some manga or anime with some sad death or something of a character in it. That stuff seriously makes me tear up. Movies and shows work too. Just anime and manga do it more frequently.
#40 to #38 - izaya ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I watched some sad anime already, like clannad or gurren lagann (you know, THAT part) but not a single tear
I watched some sad anime already, like clannad or gurren lagann (you know, THAT part) but not a single tear
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User avatar #43 to #40 - axeul (02/02/2013) [-]
Try reading Samurai Deeper Kyo. Badass story, little perverted at times, get connected to characters, sad backstories.
User avatar #59 to #36 - huszti (02/02/2013) [-]
if you're a nostalgiafag like me, do one of the following:
-look for a song from the soundtrack of a game you loved playing when you were younger
-look for the intro (or any song that gets played more often during the series) of an old anime/cartoon you loved watching as a kid (if you aren't a native english speaker, make sure it's in your native language)
#235 to #36 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I broke my 3-4 year streak of not crying a month ago.
#230 to #36 - arthuun (02/02/2013) [-]
Play To The Moon.
Bitch tears were shed.

Pic related if you're creative enough.
#538 to #36 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
Watch Clannad :'(
User avatar #125 to #36 - rokkarokkaali (02/02/2013) [-]
Cry about the fact not crying is sad.
#495 to #36 - wrathlos (02/02/2013) [-]
Being desensitized is pretty common nowadays. Most men don't cry unless something traumatic happens (i.e. relative or someone close dying, for example).
#89 to #36 - thisguyisawesome (02/02/2013) [-]
watch gran torino
#403 to #36 - fedexman (02/02/2013) [-]
Honestly I've had more feels from this show chuck than Katawa Shoujo or any other movie or show.
User avatar #39 to #36 - reaperssprint (02/02/2013) [-]
Ever seen Radio? Only movie that can make me cry.
#262 to #39 - hangingtree (02/02/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		! I didn't know other people watched that movie!
Holy **** ! I didn't know other people watched that movie!
#41 to #39 - izaya ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I'll give it a try, thank you
I'll give it a try, thank you
User avatar #42 to #41 - reaperssprint (02/02/2013) [-]
No problem, it's a great movie too and a true story.
#292 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
I masturbate and cry at the same time.
#329 to #292 - latinotornado (02/02/2013) [-]
>YFW
>YFW
#304 to #292 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
use the tears as lube
#231 - MysticTomatoe (02/02/2013) [-]
>be me, a week after turning 18   
> find out dad has cancer   
>skip school for two days   
>go back   
>sleep during classes   
>last class was chemistry, teacher told me to stay after    
>puts his hand on my shoulder and says "real men cry when they have to"   
>immediately burst into tears   
>feelsbadman.jpg
>be me, a week after turning 18
> find out dad has cancer
>skip school for two days
>go back
>sleep during classes
>last class was chemistry, teacher told me to stay after
>puts his hand on my shoulder and says "real men cry when they have to"
>immediately burst into tears
>feelsbadman.jpg
#261 to #231 - mcshmeggy (02/02/2013) [-]
that hit me right in the ******* heart man.
#362 - FriendWreck (02/02/2013) [-]
My boyfriend admitted to me that he always cries when he watches Marley & Me and I masturbate.

Is the world a better place yet?
User avatar #478 to #362 - ehzio ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Wait...so your boyfriend cries when he sees you masturbate? Did you let him touch your dick at least?
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User avatar #395 to #394 - pedobubblegum (02/02/2013) [-]
Or that she masturbates because he cries
User avatar #404 to #395 - pottslande (02/02/2013) [-]
Or that she masturbates while watching Marley and Me
User avatar #408 to #404 - pedobubblegum (02/02/2013) [-]
Or that she masturbates to the scene of Marley and Me that her Boy friend cries to.
#524 to #394 - FriendWreck (02/02/2013) [-]
Then I worded it perfectly.
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User avatar #63 - ningyoaijin (02/02/2013) [-]
I do both on a daily basis. Usually at the same time...
#82 - angelusprimus ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I never had a problem admitting i cry.
If you watched Iron Giant and managed not to cry during "Suupeermaan!" you have no soul.
User avatar #336 to #82 - spysappinmysasha (02/02/2013) [-]
huh, guess I really dont have a soul.

sorry but that stuff is sad, I get all feely inside, but never any tears.
User avatar #378 to #336 - meganinja ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
same here. I didn't know I was a ginger. Odd.
#500 to #82 - wrathlos (02/02/2013) [-]
WHY ARE WE BEING HIT WITH ALL THESE FEELS?!
User avatar #83 to #82 - blargmode (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh god the feels
User avatar #97 - zanekin (02/02/2013) [-]
Not sure why i cried watching the movie "click"
#503 to #97 - wrathlos (02/02/2013) [-]
Just gonna leave this here
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User avatar #130 to #97 - jeffbeck (02/02/2013) [-]
i almost did at the end when I was 10
#126 to #97 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
That was the only time i've ever cried during a movie
#108 to #97 - biddo (02/02/2013) [-]
duuuuuuude seriously....
#100 to #97 - zzombiee (02/02/2013) [-]
Don't remind me!
#93 - rza (02/02/2013) [-]
When it's okay to cry:   
1. When your pet dies   
2. At the end of Iron Giant, And Toy Story, along with Green Mile.   
3. During sports   
4. When you see your best m8 bein a cheeky cunt.
When it's okay to cry:
1. When your pet dies
2. At the end of Iron Giant, And Toy Story, along with Green Mile.
3. During sports
4. When you see your best m8 bein a cheeky cunt.
User avatar #212 to #93 - ccamp (02/02/2013) [-]
during sports? sports is especially time where u have to not cry, just shake it off. You never see any professional althletes cry, even when they break their legs and stuff
User avatar #236 to #93 - ghostninja ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
play all 5 eps. of the walking dead game

my god i broke down
#103 to #93 - zzombiee (02/02/2013) [-]
The Iron Giant was the saddest thing of life.
User avatar #134 to #93 - bateking (02/02/2013) [-]
I was at church (involuntarily) when I finished Green Mile and I really had to hold back the tears so they wouldn't think i was touched with the holy spirit or something, oh god it was beautiful
#136 to #134 - rza (02/02/2013) [-]
Let it out brother.
#390 - alphajunk (02/02/2013) [-]
People who say they never cried   
<MFW
People who say they never cried
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#90 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
The only movie I've cried to was I Am Legend, when the mannequin won't say hello to him.
User avatar #98 to #90 - firstresponder (02/02/2013) [-]
feelings, feelings everywhere.
#56 - nockae (02/02/2013) [-]
I dnt cry ngger im a real man fight me irl i will fuk u up faggt
inb4 people think I'm serious
#264 - ohlookathing (02/02/2013) [-]
I cry while I masturbate.
I cry while I masturbate.
#250 - Bad Man (02/02/2013) [-]
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I'll have you know that I only cried once during Marley and Me.
#251 to #250 - Keoul (02/02/2013) [-]
You should watch the sequel, it's just called &quot;Me&quot;.
You should watch the sequel, it's just called "Me".
User avatar #258 to #251 - secondlawprevails ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
well played sir, well played.
#254 to #251 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
That was delightfully horrid
User avatar #252 to #251 - Bad Man (02/02/2013) [-]
**** you, buddy.
User avatar #122 - rainbowbash (02/02/2013) [-]
I admit I cry while I masturbate.
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