Rosetta Stone. . I' m learning Thibi... r I can. Im learning German, so that I can pretend I'm German while in Thailand.
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User avatar #14 - firstresponder (02/02/2013) [-]
Im learning German, so that I can pretend I'm German while in Thailand.
#2 - kampi (02/01/2013) [-]
I believe it's two things he's going for.
I believe it's two things he's going for.
#20 - iamphoenix (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm learning Russian so I can go to Germany and speak Russian, and then if the Russians there get confused I'll switch to German. And then English.
User avatar #4 - vexaton ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Learning japanese to go to Japan for school in a couple of years...

You need to login to view this link ********** !
#42 to #4 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
this site's great i learned norwegian from here. shame they don't have any futher advanced lessons in it but it's awesome
User avatar #62 to #42 - vexaton ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I am Norwegian actually xD
#7 to #4 - teofanidis (02/01/2013) [-]
Thank you so much for this link
User avatar #8 to #7 - vexaton ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
You're welcome ;) I love that site!
User avatar #57 to #8 - sagen (02/02/2013) [-]
Is it free too?
User avatar #61 to #57 - vexaton ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I think it's all free yeah. You can pay for better tutorials I think, but I'm using it for free, and it's working pretty well!
User avatar #12 to #4 - ningyoaijin (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm learning Japanese because I like watching unpopular anime that never get subtitles... Everyone has their reasons.
User avatar #38 to #12 - thisotherdude (02/02/2013) [-]
There's anime that doesn't get dub? That's gotta be some of the most obscure **** in existence.
User avatar #64 to #38 - ningyoaijin (02/02/2013) [-]
Bitch, the only good anime are those who don't get dubs. I refuse to watch any anime in English...
User avatar #67 to #64 - thisotherdude (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh wait, you said dub, sorry, I thought you said sub. But that doesn't make sense, why wouldn't you just watch the sub?
User avatar #16 to #12 - RyderSechrest ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Finally some gets me!
User avatar #63 to #12 - vexaton ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Well, people speak completely different in anime from real life. I'm trying as hard as I can not to speak like an anime character! haha
User avatar #39 - aproudpatriot (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm learning German.
So I finally understand just what the **** Rammstein is singing about
User avatar #59 to #39 - potatotown (02/02/2013) [-]
I remember i was lstening to this Rammstein radio on Pandora and this song came on and all i remember was him saying "...deine augen" and i was all like "AH AH! SEE, I UNDERSTOOD THAT!"
User avatar #53 to #39 - garvielxloken (02/02/2013) [-]
Rammstein was the first foreign band that I ever got in to.
#58 to #39 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
Rammstein is copying nickelback
#45 to #39 - spidahridah (02/02/2013) [-]
You'll be surprised to hear, my friend.   
   
Rammstein is my 			*************		 favorite band ever.
You'll be surprised to hear, my friend.

Rammstein is my ************* favorite band ever.
#22 - bluelightbebop (02/02/2013) [-]
Thailand has a rather peculiar mechanic for it's sex tourism.
Not only it offers Thai Girls, but also, very young girls.

I'm talking about 12 or 13 year old girls, fed to the top with Animal Growth Hormones and all kinds of **** .
What for?
Well, mainly because they want their bodies to mature while remaining small in size.
As in, "A 13 year old with the body of a 19 year old"... But small, and with that kiddy face your Average pedophile hunts for.


TL;DR: 13 year old girls with big boobs and phat asses. That's what this guy is looking for in Thailand.
User avatar #60 to #22 - xgeneration (02/02/2013) [-]
Thanks, I might go and visit Thailand now, before I just knew the traps.
#65 to #22 - bluelightbebop (02/02/2013) [-]
The fact that everyone liked this information is astounding.
#28 to #27 - bluelightbebop (02/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure.
#31 to #30 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
So this one time, I found myself in Thailand, and my friends were all talking about how it would be awesome if I were to go out and get completely smashed. I thought this was a great idea, but then, a few days later.... Not such a good idea.. :/

I think I spent about 5 weeks after that, trying to piece together a long story of how I got raped by a transvestite.
User avatar #23 to #22 - CRosBY (02/02/2013) [-]
That's ****** up.
User avatar #41 to #22 - negitivzero (02/02/2013) [-]
Another reason I remmeber hering that they like to use young girls cause they aen't full of STDs yet
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User avatar #32 to #22 - twatmissile (02/02/2013) [-]
If you are actually an expert on this, then I really dont wanna know what you do for a job.
#34 to #32 - croc (02/02/2013) [-]
Probably a professional pedophile.
User avatar #66 to #32 - bluelightbebop (02/02/2013) [-]
I had to do an investigation for my Journalism class...

I had to get research material, as in videos and images.
#37 to #22 - thisotherdude (02/02/2013) [-]
The most concerning part is how little that information bothers me.
User avatar #6 - Foxpaw (02/01/2013) [-]
I love Bill Hader
#55 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
Im gonna learn english, i can only speak American at the moment.
User avatar #10 - warofsodom (02/02/2013) [-]
Rosetta stone, It has many languages.
But Finnish!!!!!
#13 to #10 - angelusprimus (02/02/2013) [-]
Why do Finns need a language?
They exchange like 10 words a week.
User avatar #15 to #13 - reginleif ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
perkele!
User avatar #33 to #15 - iaminfactawizard (02/02/2013) [-]
Finns are trained from birth in swearing, drinking, and marksmanship.
User avatar #50 - Ninotori (02/02/2013) [-]
i'm not learning a new language. I'm just eating everything with chopsticks now. Because **** you I bought chopsticks.
User avatar #46 - TheMather ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm learning Japanese.
Not because I want to, I just watch so much subbed anime that I'm slowly picking up on it.
User avatar #48 to #46 - thatnerdyguy (02/02/2013) [-]
Okay, as someone who's actually studying Japanese, I'm gonna warn you: don't assume that's actually how people talk.
User avatar #49 to #48 - TheMather ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know. It's pretty damn obvious that half the characters in anime have some verbal tic, and even those who don't still speak oddly at best.
But still, I'm learning the meaning of different words and phrases.
User avatar #51 to #49 - thatnerdyguy (02/02/2013) [-]
Good, glad you know that.
I deal with so many weeaboos on a regular basis, and I just get sick of their **** after a while.
User avatar #54 to #51 - TheMather ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Only time I've ever used what I've learned other than when I've failed to see the subtitles was when there was something so deserving of praise that I felt I had to go through at least a slight effort to praise it, which ended with me writing out an entire (though simple) sentence in Japanese and then using translation software to make sure the grammar was at least somewhat correct. This was somewhere people knew me and I made sure to apologize for it beforehand.
User avatar #52 to #48 - elyiia (02/02/2013) [-]
Next you're gonna tell me that high school students don't have wacky but adorable hijinks.
User avatar #11 - lobocop (02/02/2013) [-]
to learn muay thai?
#17 to #11 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
which is brazilian
User avatar #19 to #17 - stunning (02/02/2013) [-]
Thats a good one
#9 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
For anyone who doesn't get it - ladyboys. I know this because of reasons.
User avatar #56 - thailand (02/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry. We won't tell anyone.
#44 - derfnerf (02/02/2013) [-]
UUUUHH... Thingsssssssss...
#18 - John Cena (02/02/2013) [-]
It's so you and a friend can learn a little used or obscure language and then go be assholes in public by speaking a language noone else speaks and making everyone thing you're talking **** about them.
User avatar #5 - tarnis (02/01/2013) [-]
lol whores.
#21 - andyoucanupload (02/02/2013) [-]
I wonder if OP is speaking through his post...
User avatar #3 - quitethedelicacy (02/01/2013) [-]
Gotta love Thai mail order brides.
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