Logic.. So what's the deal with airline food?. Airport Logic SUI. i_ staz. Perfectly safe. Super Dag: -m. us.. "Yeah... uh, I don't have a plane ticket... I'm just here for the pat down..." Buh Dum tssss
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So what's the deal with airline food?

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Airport Logic
SUI.
i_ staz.
Perfectly safe.
Super Dag: -m. us.
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#10 - Cleavland Steamer (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Yeah... uh, I don't have a plane ticket... I'm just here for the pat down..."
"Yeah... uh, I don't have a plane ticket... I'm just here for the pat down..."
User avatar #6 - contacta (02/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
correct me if im wrong but doesnt modern high explosives like C4 work only with an electrical charge which means that you have to give only 1 bottle with 9 oz a charge but by splitting it into 3x3 oz bottles they reduce the explosion damage because the other 2 bottles dont get charged?
#31 - bugplayer (02/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #12 - splendiddust (02/02/2013) [+] (22 replies)
what the hell is an oz?
#13 to #12 - koshana (02/02/2013) [-]
An ounce. Unit of measurement.
#17 - crazyolitis (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #73 - tiredandhungry (02/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
wouldn't that make it easier to bring 3 different chemicals that when mixed create a violent reaction and explosion? I can't remember chemistry that well but I'm sure there's something that'd go boom when mixed together
#80 to #77 - obnoxygen (02/02/2013) [-]
I have a lot of acetone because I work at a nail salon.    
You can get sulfuric acid from a battery.   
You can buy hydrogen peroxide at Walmart.   
Brb.
I have a lot of acetone because I work at a nail salon.
You can get sulfuric acid from a battery.
You can buy hydrogen peroxide at Walmart.
Brb.
#58 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
The freedom of Christ is worth the surrender of absolutely anything. Relief, not remorse, awaits the repentant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#68 to #58 - thecharliesheen (02/02/2013) [-]
Sure looks like it.
#14 - doctorgolgo (02/02/2013) [-]
MFW airline food
User avatar #91 - shazmothree (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is that water from India?
User avatar #46 - bluecapgun (02/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
this is due to the fact that you can hide a small gun or a small bomb in 9oz of water..not as easy in three 3oz bottles
User avatar #55 to #46 - doctorgolgo (02/02/2013) [-]
A small gun or bomb will show up on the x-ray machine. Duh.
Who in the world would hide a bomb in a small bottle of water?
User avatar #71 - responsibletim (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If logic was ever applied to an airport the world would implode.
#87 - Brodyjguy (02/02/2013) [-]
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#89 - zzitro (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**zzitro rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Internet Explorer **
why is the dangerous underlined instead of the super?
#27 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
its because with a bigger bottle you could hide a knife or other weapon in the bottle and thicker liquids like shampoo, lotions, and such will hide it as it goes through a x-ray machine....smaller bottles dont hold enough liquid it hide something like that
#37 to #27 - doctorgolgo (02/02/2013) [-]
That makes no sense whatsoever. A knife or other weapon will show up when x-rayed (even in a 300mL bottle of shampoo) unless it's like plastic or glass or something and then you can just strap those to your body and walk through the metal detector. They'll probably be caught on the full-body scanner, though.
And you can still hide a knife in a long thin bottle that is 100mL or less anyway.
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User avatar #115 to #112 - sepheroth ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes, let's.
User avatar #38 - blinkfreak (02/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
give credit at least you twat
User avatar #57 to #38 - rhodesgirl (02/02/2013) [-]
I got it from a google image search. No idea who made it, and never claimed it as my own. Just sharing.
#108 - nightstar (02/02/2013) [-]
That isn't airport logic. That is US Federal government logic.
User avatar #8 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [-]
Depending on whether or not the station you're going to has sniffers or does random searches, there's an easy way to bring stable compounds like thermite on board. Clean out some airplane-safe electronics like mini DVD player or a laptop and hide the metals (ideally separated, should be an 8/3 ratio between iron and aluminum) inside them - most scans will never pick up the contents.
#3 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
Try taking a large aluminium water bottle (think Sigg) on a plane, they won't let you- well they shouldn't in theory.
#1 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
3 tiny explosions have the same effect as 1 giant explosion. True story.
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