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I live in my mother' s root her knowledge. We been doing this fer B months when she
thinks that We moved out.
I managed to clean up a bit and remove a ton of piss bottles trom here today. I don' t take a lot m
food from tehfridge. I usually end up en a whoring myself m pretending to be a girl. I send
facebook pictures of girls in suggestive pases. We proceed some weer sex, after which I
blackmail them send me amazin gift cards which I use buy bottles of water and ramen
needles. I charge my laptop while she is out for the day en a charger in the basement leading to the
root cellar. I usually sleep night as most of my productive time is during the day when she
is gene. I take showers and wash my clothes occasionally with usually little to no detergent. I get
internet from the unsecured wifi she has in the house.
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User avatar #49 - tiddycats (02/02/2013) [-]
10/10 Would survive being a Jew in Nazi Germany.
User avatar #4 - circuit (02/01/2013) [-]
and they don't use this free time to get a job, why?
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User avatar #8 to #7 - circuit (02/01/2013) [-]
stop telling them about the Harvard thing, and only tell them you graduated high school. it's worked for me so far.
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User avatar #19 to #9 - thewellhungarian (02/02/2013) [-]
Like Circuit suggested, the military could be a viable option for you. The Air Force is always looking for intelligent recruits, and you seem WAYYYY more qualified than most, if not all of the recruits before you. The PT is a joke (so you don't really have to be in shape.). With the credentials you have, you could potentially score a really nice position.

If you are not willing to go that far yet, I would suggest learning a trade so you can have a steady, specialized job until you get where you want to be.
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User avatar #161 to #154 - thewellhungarian (02/02/2013) [-]
I shouldn't assume that everyone here is American, I forget sometimes. I am very sorry for your position...

The thing is, you don't have to drop bombs on people to be in the military, there are many non-combat positions in the military. A buddy of mine is heading out to do Cyber Security in the Air Force, another flies satellites, and my brother-in-law is in medical (was a medic for a while and is now a biomedical tech).

I wish you the best, my friend, I hope everything works itself out soon. I don't want to tell you how to live your life, just throwing out suggestions. Keep that chin up, you'll figure it out.
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User avatar #163 to #162 - thewellhungarian (02/02/2013) [-]
I seems that you are very level-headed, and you have a very positive perspective of things; you will do great things if you keep that up. I could learn a thing or two from ya...I'll have to remember about things getting better when I head out for boot this month, hehe.

You are welcome for what little help I have given, I hope you find what you are looking for out there. Godspeed buddy, good luck.
User avatar #23 to #9 - rafeky (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm guessing English isn't your first.
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#14 to #9 - captnpl (02/01/2013) [-]
What degree, which languages, and are you willing to travel? I will fix this for you(unless I get bored).
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User avatar #10 to #9 - circuit (02/01/2013) [-]
what are you talking about, those are the awesome stories you tell your grand kids.
User avatar #11 to #10 - circuit (02/01/2013) [-]
now on a serious note: maybe your trying in the wrong direction. go for ups, or fedex. hell i have a degree in computer animation and multimedia and im about to go to another school to become an underwater welder. worst case scenario try the air force.
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User avatar #157 to #155 - circuit (02/02/2013) [-]
that's good for your girlfriend, but you need to focus on what you're doing. go in to the coast guard or air force and sign up man.
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#2 - turbodoosh ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Get a job you smelly hippy!
Get a job you smelly hippy!
#90 to #2 - profarnsworth (02/02/2013) [-]
Who the hell are you calling a hippie. And why did you use my picture!
Who the hell are you calling a hippie. And why did you use my picture!
#64 - socketization (02/02/2013) [-]
Where does he **** ?
User avatar #75 to #64 - riventhexile (02/02/2013) [-]
i guess in the empty rammen cups?
#76 to #64 - UnoSkullmanx (02/02/2013) [-]
Where does he lift?
#94 to #76 - swagbot (02/02/2013) [-]
does he even lift?
#18 - captainhippo (02/01/2013) [-]
And he lives a more regular, healthy life than most of us. Sleeping at night. Eating only what is needed. He even does his own laundry.
#61 to #18 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
Ramen is not what "is needed". That ****** bad for you.
#63 to #61 - captainhippo (02/02/2013) [-]
You spelled delicious wrong.
User avatar #91 to #18 - turbodoosh ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Well...not all of us here are twelve.
#96 to #91 - captainhippo (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm 20, myself.
User avatar #158 to #96 - turbodoosh ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm beginning to think that most of us are actually around that age... and that we're all really immature and hilarious because of it
#71 to #18 - perfide (02/02/2013) [-]
That is very depressingly true
User avatar #83 - pioneermhm (02/02/2013) [-]
Every single 4channer
#5 - verycoolcat (02/01/2013) [-]
MFW if I ever find myself in that position
#17 to #5 - Rascal (02/01/2013) [-]
"my face when if i ever find myself in that position"?
#47 - iamphoenix (02/02/2013) [-]
This sounds like a serial killer's plan.

A genius serial killer's.
#52 - telmarine (02/02/2013) [-]
his moms face when
his moms face when
User avatar #56 to #52 - rainbowbash ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I loved that
User avatar #70 to #52 - fuckya (02/02/2013) [-]
I hate you for making me watch that...

still love it
User avatar #67 to #28 - aesis (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh wow, that's the image I made after poorly editing some Skitty ears in.

Proud levels are off the charts.
User avatar #68 to #67 - itsmepapaone (02/02/2013) [-]
Thank you for this creation.
#15 - mattdoggy (02/01/2013) [-]
Somewhere this is real....
there are people living like this
and to them i have to say
Impressive sir
#20 to #15 - lazyvoltage (02/02/2013) [-]
Also,
that's kinda ****** up dude
User avatar #129 - Durp (02/02/2013) [-]
Mother of pearl. I usually sleep during the night as wel.
#122 - spidahridah (02/02/2013) [-]
That's pretty damn awesome. One clever 			************		. CIA should hire him.
That's pretty damn awesome. One clever ************ . CIA should hire him.
User avatar #93 - Onemanretardpack (02/02/2013) [-]
"I sleep during the night.."

Well yeah, no **** . As apposed to what?
User avatar #97 to #93 - pinesol (02/02/2013) [-]
sleeping during the day seems like a viable alternative
User avatar #99 to #97 - Onemanretardpack (02/02/2013) [-]
No, he's making it seem like sleeping during the night is an adjustment he made to accommodate his living conditions
#81 - alucord (02/02/2013) [-]
If you were a serial killer, this would be an amazing plan
#79 - alucord (02/02/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
User avatar #87 - ninjasquirle (02/02/2013) [-]
Why do i get the feeling his dad lives under a bridge and eat sheep for a living?
#85 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
Makes me oddly sad
#62 - mariasaturnina (02/02/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #65 to #62 - thatkiddonovan (02/02/2013) [-]
mfw = mom's face when
#101 to #65 - biggrand (02/02/2013) [-]
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hfw he realizes he can ask his mom to make him shape macaroni again after she finds out
User avatar #134 to #101 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I don't understand what you mean by shape macaroni. Macaroni is a specific shape, but I understand the term is used for other things as well. If you could give me an example of this very cool sounding thing I would appreciate it.
#135 to #134 - biggrand (02/02/2013) [-]
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i dont know what kind of ****** up childhood you had if you didnt have this atleast twice
User avatar #136 to #135 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh yes, those are cool, I just didn't know what you meant.
#16 - whatabloodbrush (02/01/2013) [-]
is that description a world of warcraft reference?
is that description a world of warcraft reference?
User avatar #33 to #16 - temporalguardian ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
nah man but i think the tags are
#95 to #16 - Rascal (02/02/2013) [-]
bur
User avatar #22 to #16 - toxicovrtake (02/02/2013) [-]
I completely forgot lol in orcish is kek.
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