Canadian Moshpit. I'm Canadian. sorry.. CANADIAN MOSH PIT. >As the Canadian Most pit is worked into a perfect frenzy it begins >i call out the order to drop them and crates full of maple leaves fall from the sky & sorry im sorry hes sorry shes sorry were sorry theyre sorry
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User avatar #1 - cfranche (02/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Do we really apologize that much?
User avatar #2 to #1 - aaronthefknpanda (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry if we do
User avatar #9 - mattdoggy (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>As the Canadian Most pit is worked into a perfect frenzy it begins
>i call out the order to drop them and crates full of maple leaves fall from the sky
>they dance down onto the floor like confetti
>the moshers rejoice for they know what comes next
>i set off the fire alarm and the sprinklers begin to hail
>but it's not's syrup
>pure 100% Canadian Maple syrup drenches them all like sweet summer rain
>They let out a shout of joy and face up into the heavens
>after it has fully covered them the Canadian Prime Minister sounds the Aboot Time horn
>they hit the floor and roll in the leaves completely covering themselves
>rolling back and forth bumping into each other and swapping syrup
>the music is inaudible over the sound of the cries of "SORRY"
>when they look good and covered a Mounty blows the "Hoose Whistle" to tell them it's time to go home
>they all walk out in an orderly line picking up their hockey sticks and apologizing on the way out
>they they hop on their moose and ride back to their hoose and apologizing to the snow as they trudge through it
>and tha'ts how i imagine a Canadian moshpit to go
#5 - TheWolfyr (02/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I've been in a few Canadian mosh pits (Toronto born and raised) and it's pretty much exactly like that, yes.

Any time somebody falls over, everyone in the pit stops, helps the guy back up, brushes him off, makes sure he's alright, etc., and then immediately starts pounding the **** out of each other again, saying sorry every once in a while.

I love it.
#50 - thisotherdude (02/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Sorry, but I'm not sorry about anything, eh.

Yes, go on America, go on believing what you hear about Canada, one day though you will see when we unleash the great moose upon your weak pathetic country!
User avatar #3 - asdfghjklasdfghjk (02/01/2013) [-]
like when someone says quit saying sorry and the first thing i try to say is sorry.
#13 - kaffedk (02/01/2013) [-]
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#64 - fefe (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#67 to #64 - batwill **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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#59 - glenbluez (02/02/2013) [-]
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#48 - bannak (02/02/2013) [-]
I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?
#46 - awkwardphase (02/02/2013) [-]
Canadian mosh pit = A Group Hug

I can say this cause i am Canadian, Sorry
#66 - drlolpranks (02/02/2013) [-]
Mfw "sorry eh"
#54 - xnotcreative (02/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
FunnyJunk is seriously making me want to move to Canada.

I feel as if everyone holds the door for people over there, and that they all put their selfish needs behind them and actually help people, but I know that in reality, they're probably just as douchey as we Americans are.
#51 - zzombiee (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm Canadian and I enjoyed this post.
#49 - Pompano (02/02/2013) [-]

The title of the last post would be more appropriate for the content.
#43 - modernwish (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #31 - littlenish (02/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
There's this thing called Go-go here, and they have a moshpit, but it's pretty much just people assaulting each other while jumping around. And if you fall, you're going to get trampled.
User avatar #32 to #31 - emmyizme (02/01/2013) [-]
...that's a mosh pit. It's not LIKE a mosh pit. It IS a mosh pit.
#65 - fefe (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I apologize way too much and I'm not Canadian... :(
Maybe living in Michigan is too close, it still rubs off on me
User avatar #69 to #65 - kievaughnb (02/02/2013) [-]
Exact same thing here
User avatar #47 - bigpapapilgrim (02/02/2013) [-]
that one guy has a American Flag head wrap...
#12 - cupotruth ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Absolutely hilarious.
Absolutely hilarious.
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