Canadian Moshpit. I'm Canadian. sorry.. CANADIAN MOSH PIT. >As the Canadian Most pit is worked into a perfect frenzy it begins >i call out the order to drop them and crates full of maple leaves fall from the sky & sorry im sorry hes sorry shes sorry were sorry theyre sorry
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - cfranche
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Do we really apologize that much?
User avatar #6 to #1 - iamwilldabeast
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sorry to break it to you but- wait what
User avatar #11 to #1 - menqudoneix
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I'm sorry we don't apologize adequately.
#8 to #1 - bulkheadshot
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I literally say I'm sorry for EVERYTHING. Even when i hold open a door open to long and make the other person feel awkward.
User avatar #17 to #1 - whycanticaps
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ya, sorry
User avatar #2 to #1 - aaronthefknpanda
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I'm sorry if we do
#15 to #2 - anon id: 16895734
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im sorry you feel that way
User avatar #9 - mattdoggy
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>As the Canadian Most pit is worked into a perfect frenzy it begins
>i call out the order to drop them and crates full of maple leaves fall from the sky
>they dance down onto the floor like confetti
>the moshers rejoice for they know what comes next
>i set off the fire alarm and the sprinklers begin to hail
>but it's not water...it's syrup
>pure 100% Canadian Maple syrup drenches them all like sweet summer rain
>They let out a shout of joy and face up into the heavens
>after it has fully covered them the Canadian Prime Minister sounds the Aboot Time horn
>they hit the floor and roll in the leaves completely covering themselves
>rolling back and forth bumping into each other and swapping syrup
>the music is inaudible over the sound of the cries of "SORRY"
>when they look good and covered a Mounty blows the "Hoose Whistle" to tell them it's time to go home
>they all walk out in an orderly line picking up their hockey sticks and apologizing on the way out
>they they hop on their moose and ride back to their hoose and apologizing to the snow as they trudge through it
>and tha'ts how i imagine a Canadian moshpit to go
#10 to #9 - azinfoo [OP]
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That was ******* funny. If I had to, I would do multiple captchas to thumb you.
#5 - TheWolfyr
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I've been in a few Canadian mosh pits (Toronto born and raised) and it's pretty much exactly like that, yes.

Any time somebody falls over, everyone in the pit stops, helps the guy back up, brushes him off, makes sure he's alright, etc., and then immediately starts pounding the **** out of each other again, saying sorry every once in a while.

I love it.
User avatar #16 to #5 - spoonandfork
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Thats any mosh pit unless you at some gay hardcore show which might as well be considered underground fight clubs. i live in Pennsylvania and i was at a misfits show and some guy lost his glasses. Everyone stopped and helped him find them. The guy who found them gave them to him and hugged. Its a simple thing, mosh pit etiquette.
#80 to #16 - anon id: bbb4c45d
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Every mosh at hardcore shows I've been in has helped people who fall.
It depends on where you are, really.
User avatar #18 to #16 - thatmotherfer
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Not all hardcore show pits are filled with assholes. A lot of the people will help you up if you get knocked down (at least where I live) but there are always some assholes that just step on you. That is why when you get up you take them out and the problem is over.
User avatar #19 to #18 - spoonandfork
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I just hate how their is always some huge guy doing spin kicks and next thing you know you catch one to the nose.
User avatar #21 to #19 - thatmotherfer
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Simple solution(s) don't get in the pit/don't stand too close to the pit.

You take that risk at a show. I hate when people stand at the edge of the pit and get upset when someone hits/kicks them.
User avatar #26 to #21 - spoonandfork
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thats the thing. there shouldnt be any kicking or flailing like a dumb ****. mosh pits are people jumping around having a good time. as i said above its not supposed to be a fight club.
User avatar #29 to #26 - thatmotherfer
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Not every time is it a fight club. I actually do the "hardcore dancing" at shows and enjoy it a lot. It is a good way to take out stress. The whole pushing thing just doesn't appeal too me.
User avatar #23 to #19 - zoltardify
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...sorry
#50 - thisotherdude
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Sorry, but I'm not sorry about anything, eh.

Yes, go on America, go on believing what you hear about Canada, one day though you will see when we unleash the great moose upon your weak pathetic country!
User avatar #57 to #50 - tehbanana
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Don't tell them about our secret weapon eh
User avatar #61 to #57 - taintedangel
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Yeah dude, WTF!?
User avatar #68 to #61 - blkknight
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Don't you mean "Yeah dude WTF eh!?"

IMPOSTER!
User avatar #74 to #68 - taintedangel
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Dammit retard, you blew my cover, eh?!
User avatar #3 - asdfghjklasdfghjk
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like when someone says quit saying sorry and the first thing i try to say is sorry.
#45 - SaNcAlandariel
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#13 - kaffedk
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#64 - anon id: b4abe006
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#71 to #64 - maximusminimusx
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#48 - bannak
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I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?
#46 - awkwardphase
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Canadian mosh pit = A Group Hug

I can say this cause i am Canadian, Sorry