atheist. . Me hanging with cousin who is a big atheist then i notice a bible in his book shelf hey herp why do you have a bible, i thought you were an atheist.


Me hanging with cousin who is a big atheist
then i notice a bible in his book shelf
hey herp why do you have a bible,
i thought you were an atheist.
well, if were gonna mack them
might as well learn why were mocking them
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#20 - legionbergen (02/01/2013) [-]
whats a "big" atheist
User avatar #69 to #20 - alltimetens (02/01/2013) [-]
Some atheists are more atheistic than others.
User avatar #21 to #20 - nachobeldavid (02/01/2013) [-]
Dude's 700 lbs. Or 900 kg.
User avatar #28 to #21 - bokkos (02/01/2013) [-]
#23 to #21 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
I think your conversion is off there my friend
#22 to #21 - legionbergen (02/01/2013) [-]
and therefore he is atheist, right?
User avatar #24 to #22 - akg **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [-]
No, but most fat neckbeards are sworn atheists that mocks religion every chance they get.
#25 to #24 - legionbergen (02/01/2013) [-]
i can relate to that, the only atheists i've ever met are fat necbeard betas.
#26 to #25 - newall (02/01/2013) [-]
and anyone that says they're otherwise can just be ignored because it's the internet, and they're probably lying, right?

I'm agnostic, before you ask.
User avatar #30 to #26 - nachobeldavid (02/01/2013) [-]
Now, there's no way you can deny or prove this.
#29 to #26 - legionbergen (02/01/2013) [-]
what the **** is agnostic? ive just heard about atheism.
User avatar #31 to #29 - nachobeldavid (02/01/2013) [-]
They believe there's no way to deny or prove the existence of god. They're 'unsure'.
#37 to #31 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
You're a bit off. Agnostic's believe that there is something divine, just not god as the christianity, islam or any other religion defines it.
User avatar #137 to #37 - nachobeldavid (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm an Eathiest. I'll believe it when I see it.
#33 to #31 - legionbergen (02/01/2013) [-]
they should make a stand. You either believe in unicorns or don't. shiiiiiit
User avatar #7 - danishprincess (02/01/2013) [-]
As an atheist I have the bible, the Qur'an and the Tan'akh, but it's not to mock the believers, it's merely to understand the basic for our current society, and understand why people react and act the way they do.
#38 to #7 - indeedafish (02/01/2013) [-]
I would reada just to find the most ****** up parts and then try to figure out how high the people writing them must have been
User avatar #147 to #7 - ICEDgrunge (02/01/2013) [-]
What was your opinion on most of them? I don't intend on starting an argument, it's just a rare opportunity to pick the brain of someone on either side of this field that knows what the hell they're talking about.
User avatar #87 to #7 - safo (02/01/2013) [-]
>rejects religion
>spends his lifetime studying religion
User avatar #416 to #87 - madjackwack (02/02/2013) [-]
that's because religion is actually really interesting believe it or not.
#256 to #7 - cooldudexy (02/01/2013) [-]
bet you didnt understad the quran i dont even understand it and im muslim
User avatar #417 to #256 - madjackwack (02/02/2013) [-]
to fully understand it you'd have to read it in arabic, the translation isn't precise enough and you can't mimic the things written in it in any other language other than arabic.
User avatar #9 to #7 - kurd (02/01/2013) [-]
I respect you for atleat reading them.
#42 to #7 - finni (02/01/2013) [-]
Your face when you realize most religious people don't even read those books
Your face when you realize most religious people don't even read those books
#10 to #7 - classicvictory (02/01/2013) [-]
i used a bacon strip as a bookmark when i read the qur'an
#57 to #10 - attifyon (02/01/2013) [-]
I don't care even if you are an evil maniac that caused tons of misery and killed millions of innocent lives.   
I love you.
I don't care even if you are an evil maniac that caused tons of misery and killed millions of innocent lives.
I love you.
#146 - SILENCEnight (02/01/2013) [-]
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#200 to #193 - matzic (02/01/2013) [-]
I can never tell if these comments are by fags or being posted ironicly
User avatar #286 to #200 - ragnarfag (02/01/2013) [-]
If in doubt, both.
#158 to #146 - longdeadhero (02/01/2013) [-]
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#148 to #146 - Ekans (02/01/2013) [-]
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#170 to #146 - linkheros (02/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - iamthou (02/01/2013) [-]
I dont understand why we must mock eachother, why not be ok with the fact that some people dont believe what you believe and leave it there
User avatar #32 to #4 - srapture (02/01/2013) [-]
Well, imagine that your friend starts attending a weekly meeting and giving money to a company that all worship a guy called Steve. In return for this, Steve has been said to give him and others like him eternal happiness when they die. It's just natural to think "Why would you believe this? You've never seen Steve. You don't know of anyone who has. Do you not think it's convenient that Steve has promised something so great only to people who can't confirm it to other because they're dead?" etc. I don't actually say these things to people's faces of course, because I respect their beliefs, but to me, it really is frustrating. I imagine some religious people might feel the same about me.
User avatar #5 to #4 - revanmal (02/01/2013) [-]
A lot of the hostility could be a reaction to perceived or actual discrimination. When the majority of people are vehemently opposed to your choices, it gets very easy to just start lashing out preemptively because you're convinced they'll inevitably do the same when they find out.

It's also a reaction to the irrational and, some might say, delusional beliefs of everyone around you simply because that's what they were taught to believe. When you really begin thinking for yourself and realize that everyone else still believes what you did, and that some of those people are powerful and capable of making all of society conform to their values, it's both scary and infuriating.
User avatar #6 to #5 - spikethepony (02/01/2013) [-]
Personally, I reject societally-enforced moral code. I do however, support creating societal values. The difference being, the former is an obsolete model of a "hive-conscience", basically a model of enforced conformism, whereas the latter has a societal ethical-moral code that supports following it, but does nothing to prevent variation.
If that makes sense. Still, I doubt people could agree with each other enough to create my vision of an ideal world.
#59 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
There's a difference between atheism and antitheism.

I'm an atheist because I don't believe in the existence of any God, not because I want to mock someone else's faith.

Antitheism is active opposition to religion, that is what is shown here.

(Besides I'm not even an atheist, I just don't agree with any religion in existence. Maybe there is some God out there, I won't be denying that...)
#63 to #59 - Deeticky (02/01/2013) [-]
That would make you an Agnostic Atheist.

Good points though, man.
#67 to #63 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #60 - atrumaliger (02/01/2013) [-]
Atheists don't mock. Assholes mock.

And some assholes call themselves atheists.
#104 to #60 - thewotch (02/01/2013) [-]
Nah, it doesn't work that way. Assholes and atheists/believers aren't mutually exclusive groups. Also, atheists/believers do mock. But they aren't necesarilly assholes just because they mock. Nor all assholes mock either, there are other things they can do.

Not trying to be a smartass, but I just don't like the "don't put me in the same sack, I'm different" kind of comments. There are atheists who are assholes and others who aren't, the problem is making people learn that those two concepts don't necesarilly overlap.
User avatar #103 to #60 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/01/2013) [-]
No, some atheists are assholes.
You cannot simply deny someone their beliefs because they're an asshole.
Because that makes you just like them.
#257 to #103 - Visual (02/01/2013) [-]
Then it just goes right back around to assholes being atheists, not atheists being assholes.
User avatar #422 to #257 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/02/2013) [-]
Right, but you say "assholes CALL themselves atheists" as if they aren't actually what they say they are.
#424 to #422 - Visual (02/03/2013) [-]
I don't think you know what quotations are used for. I didn't say "assholes CALL themselves atheists"

I don't deny assholes being atheists, what I'm saying is a normal atheist has no reason to be an asshole. Not believing in any religion doesn't dictate you to be an asshole, but just because others choose to believe a religion, doesn't dictate you be an asshole towards them.

It boils down to someone using Atheistic belief to bully someone else, not Atheists being inherent assholes because they're Atheists.
User avatar #425 to #424 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/03/2013) [-]
I didn't mean YOU said it, but you support the side of the man who said exactly that.
The quotes were legitimate, I forgot to check the name, because you were all supporting the same side.
#128 to #60 - zurk (02/01/2013) [-]
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
User avatar #381 - HeartOfTheDL (02/02/2013) [-]
Warning! People below are actually being reasonable and not douchebag and saying "religion sucks! lol".

#384 to #381 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
I don't understand what you're trying to say here man.
User avatar #388 to #384 - HeartOfTheDL (02/02/2013) [-]
Well usually there is a **** storm in religious mocking posts where majority of the comments are atheists dickheads. So far there has been reasonable discussion and that I am glad even if it was for a brief moment or from what I've read there has been some non-douchebaggery going on.
#391 to #388 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
That is good news, I'd join in but I'm tipsy at the moment and would probably make an arse of myself.
User avatar #393 to #391 - HeartOfTheDL (02/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry we all make an arse out of ourselves. Just remember to have a friend film it youtube fame is just a video away.
#396 to #393 - darkjustifier (02/02/2013) [-]
I really don't want this side of me all over the interne.
User avatar #429 to #384 - flamingpie (02/28/2013) [-]
I disliked everything you posted because of ponies.
User avatar #430 to #429 - darkjustifier (03/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #157 - alfjnn (02/01/2013) [-]
Inb4 Atheists go
"I don't mind theists, But I hate when they shove their beliefs down my throat"
Even though they rarely do. And most of the time it's Evanglicans and fundamentalist muslims.

Inb4 Theists go
I'm christian and I hate other christians for being morons

inb4 Pagans go
God damn templars and **** stealing my land/by odin's beard

inb4 Muslims rage holy war and pretend to be offended

inb4 Agnostics go
I don't got time for your blahblahblah

inb4 jews get offended and victimize themselves

inb4 othodox Christians laugh at catholics for being heretics
inb4 catholics laugh at orthodox christians for being heretics.

inb4 it's 4:PM and I've been awake for 23123480294172 hours and 7 minutes.

#213 to #157 - mayormilkman (02/01/2013) [-]
You got me at the Catholics and Orthodox calling each other heretics.
You got me at the Catholics and Orthodox calling each other heretics.
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User avatar #231 to #53 - lordmoldywart ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Do you mean like how most atheists on funnyjunk call a religion stupid without having any knowledge of it whatsoever? After 2 years of being on funnyjunk, the only atheists I've seen have been complete dickholes and fill the comments section with nothing but ********

ps. i'm an agnostic theist, i don't believe in any religion nor do i resent any religion, i just find the atheists on this website to be arrogant little *****
#392 to #231 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Whether or not you like people's attitude is irrelevant. What matters is what's true.
User avatar #423 to #392 - lordmoldywart ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
What's true (regarding the creation of the universe) we can not be sure about, and therefore can not be arrogant
#198 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
"OMG guys can't we just have respect for people's beliefs?"

Sure, as soon as we can stop making fun of black people. Or respect other people's opinions on games and TV shows we don't like.

You and I think differently so we fight.
Welcome to the internet, ******** .
#204 to #198 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
Also, in the wake of such posts, and this goes on from both fronts, you'll get someone going ''Guys I'm religious/atheist and trust me we're not all like this''

Such arrogant pricks, thinking each and everyone on the internet labels a group of people based on a single individual.
User avatar #175 - toguro (02/01/2013) [-]
Bad Atheists: Let's all mock Christians because of their beliefs!
Bad Christians: Let's all mock Atheists because of their beliefs!

Normal people: Who gives a **** ?!
#263 to #175 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
Atheist is rather the lack of belief..
User avatar #420 to #263 - toguro (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah true, I'm just speaking on the belief there is no higher power. It's better English to word it the way you did but that's that
#232 - rushian (02/01/2013) [-]
>mfw preparing to scroll through comments
>mfw preparing to scroll through comments
#208 - thechosentroll (02/01/2013) [-]
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I like being the grey guy in the middle of the ********* . The religious templars and atheist assassins are fighting over some petty post and I get to sit to the side, cash in on the thumbs and laugh at the stupidity.
User avatar #276 to #208 - loctos (02/01/2013) [-]
Assassins were religious for a long time.
#214 to #208 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
nice reference
User avatar #199 - thekittycommittee (02/01/2013) [-]
I see a lot of religion arguments in the comments below. But the one thing that gets me most from this:

#129 - TeeZee (02/01/2013) [-]
For those of you out there please don't think all atheists are assholes. I have zero issues with religion (I just don't believe in it). But it just seems that every atheist I've met has to bash the 			****		 out of religion. We aren't all like that. Thanks for your time!
For those of you out there please don't think all atheists are assholes. I have zero issues with religion (I just don't believe in it). But it just seems that every atheist I've met has to bash the **** out of religion. We aren't all like that. Thanks for your time!
#131 to #129 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
you are a rare find my friend
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#395 to #154 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
All too familiar with religious people who don't follow the basic injunctions within their respective dogma. In what respect are you still a Christian?
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#161 to #154 - TeeZee (02/01/2013) [-]
I don't. I have no clue about everywhere else but here in Indiana I have never faced problems with being atheist or having people cram beliefs their beliefs down my throat. No one here cares about what religion people are :)
User avatar #106 - shadowsynergy (02/01/2013) [-]
I have a bible, a Torah, a book of Mormon, and a Qur'an all next to my bed.
Oh and a Mein Kamph... But that one is fap material...
#394 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
"isn't evolution the answer of how and not why"-southpark
#345 - pepemex (02/02/2013) [-]
**pepemex rolled a random image posted in comment #2924280 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Well at least he's insulting them with arguments.
User avatar #211 - anonymouzx (02/01/2013) [-]
Big atheist? Does he not believe more than other atheists?
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