atheist. . Me hanging with cousin who is a big atheist then i notice a bible in his book shelf hey herp why do you have a bible, i thought you were an atheist.  atheist Me hanging with cousin who is a big then i notice bible in his book shelf hey herp why do you have thought were an
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Me hanging with cousin who is a big atheist
then i notice a bible in his book shelf
hey herp why do you have a bible,
i thought you were an atheist.
well, if were gonna mack them
might as well learn why were mocking them
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User avatar #7 - danishprincess
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As an atheist I have the bible, the Qur'an and the Tan'akh, but it's not to mock the believers, it's merely to understand the basic for our current society, and understand why people react and act the way they do.
User avatar #87 to #7 - safo
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>atheist
>rejects religion
>spends his lifetime studying religion
User avatar #416 to #87 - madjackwack
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that's because religion is actually really interesting believe it or not.
#38 to #7 - indeedafish
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I would reada just to find the most ****** up parts and then try to figure out how high the people writing them must have been
User avatar #147 to #7 - ICEDgrunge
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What was your opinion on most of them? I don't intend on starting an argument, it's just a rare opportunity to pick the brain of someone on either side of this field that knows what the hell they're talking about.
#256 to #7 - cooldudexy
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bet you didnt understad the quran i dont even understand it and im muslim
User avatar #417 to #256 - madjackwack
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to fully understand it you'd have to read it in arabic, the translation isn't precise enough and you can't mimic the things written in it in any other language other than arabic.
User avatar #9 to #7 - kurd
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I respect you for atleat reading them.
#12 to #7 - vegardwd
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#42 to #7 - finni
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Your face when you realize most religious people don't even read those books
Your face when you realize most religious people don't even read those books
#10 to #7 - classicvictory
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i used a bacon strip as a bookmark when i read the qur'an
#57 to #10 - attifyon
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I don't care even if you are an evil maniac that caused tons of misery and killed millions of innocent lives.   
I love you.
I don't care even if you are an evil maniac that caused tons of misery and killed millions of innocent lives.
I love you.
#120 to #57 - classicvictory
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#46 to #10 - masterboll
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#146 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #7963 at Religion Board ** its true you know
#160 to #146 - helion
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#193 to #146 - anon id: 1afbdf8e
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#200 to #193 - matzic
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I can never tell if these comments are by fags or being posted ironicly
User avatar #286 to #200 - ragnarfag
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If in doubt, both.
#305 to #146 - tredbear
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#383 to #146 - jakesterify
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#158 to #146 - longdeadhero
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for your amazing roll good sir!
for your amazing roll good sir!
#150 to #146 - urghseventysix
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#170 to #146 - linkheros
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dat roll
dat roll
#148 to #146 - Ekans
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Amazing roll.
Amazing roll.
#20 - legionbergen
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whats a "big" atheist
#389 to #20 - rmoran
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User avatar #69 to #20 - alltimetens
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Some atheists are more atheistic than others.
User avatar #21 to #20 - nachobeldavid
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Dude's 700 lbs. Or 900 kg.
User avatar #28 to #21 - bokkos
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900 KG ALL OF MY WHAT
#22 to #21 - legionbergen
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and therefore he is atheist, right?
User avatar #24 to #22 - akg **User deleted account**
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No, but most fat neckbeards are sworn atheists that mocks religion every chance they get.
#25 to #24 - legionbergen
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i can relate to that, the only atheists i've ever met are fat necbeard betas.
#26 to #25 - newall
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and anyone that says they're otherwise can just be ignored because it's the internet, and they're probably lying, right?

I'm agnostic, before you ask.
User avatar #30 to #26 - nachobeldavid
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Now, there's no way you can deny or prove this.
#29 to #26 - legionbergen
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what the **** is agnostic? ive just heard about atheism.
User avatar #31 to #29 - nachobeldavid
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They believe there's no way to deny or prove the existence of god. They're 'unsure'.
#37 to #31 - anon id: 263c6b6a
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You're a bit off. Agnostic's believe that there is something divine, just not god as the christianity, islam or any other religion defines it.
User avatar #149 to #37 - ICEDgrunge
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User avatar #137 to #37 - nachobeldavid
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I'm an Eathiest. I'll believe it when I see it.
#33 to #31 - legionbergen
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they should make a stand. You either believe in unicorns or don't. shiiiiiit
#23 to #21 - anon id: 79172fd3
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I think your conversion is off there my friend
User avatar #60 - atrumaliger
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Atheists don't mock. Assholes mock.

And some assholes call themselves atheists.
#104 to #60 - thewotch
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Nah, it doesn't work that way. Assholes and atheists/believers aren't mutually exclusive groups. Also, atheists/believers do mock. But they aren't necesarilly assholes just because they mock. Nor all assholes mock either, there are other things they can do.

Not trying to be a smartass, but I just don't like the "don't put me in the same sack, I'm different" kind of comments. There are atheists who are assholes and others who aren't, the problem is making people learn that those two concepts don't necesarilly overlap.
User avatar #103 to #60 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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No, some atheists are assholes.
You cannot simply deny someone their beliefs because they're an asshole.
Because that makes you just like them.
#257 to #103 - Visual
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Then it just goes right back around to assholes being atheists, not atheists being assholes.
User avatar #422 to #257 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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Right, but you say "assholes CALL themselves atheists" as if they aren't actually what they say they are.
#424 to #422 - Visual
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I don't think you know what quotations are used for. I didn't say "assholes CALL themselves atheists"

I don't deny assholes being atheists, what I'm saying is a normal atheist has no reason to be an asshole. Not believing in any religion doesn't dictate you to be an asshole, but just because others choose to believe a religion, doesn't dictate you be an asshole towards them.

It boils down to someone using Atheistic belief to bully someone else, not Atheists being inherent assholes because they're Atheists.
User avatar #425 to #424 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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I didn't mean YOU said it, but you support the side of the man who said exactly that.
The quotes were legitimate, I forgot to check the name, because you were all supporting the same side.
#128 to #60 - zurk
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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User avatar #231 to #53 - lordmoldywart
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Do you mean like how most atheists on funnyjunk call a religion stupid without having any knowledge of it whatsoever? After 2 years of being on funnyjunk, the only atheists I've seen have been complete dickholes and fill the comments section with nothing but ********

ps. i'm an agnostic theist, i don't believe in any religion nor do i resent any religion, i just find the atheists on this website to be arrogant little *****
#392 to #231 - anon id: d861d2b4
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Whether or not you like people's attitude is irrelevant. What matters is what's true.
User avatar #423 to #392 - lordmoldywart
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What's true (regarding the creation of the universe) we can not be sure about, and therefore can not be arrogant
User avatar #157 - alfjnn
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Inb4 Atheists go
"I don't mind theists, But I hate when they shove their beliefs down my throat"
Even though they rarely do. And most of the time it's Evanglicans and fundamentalist muslims.

Inb4 Theists go
I'm christian and I hate other christians for being morons

inb4 Pagans go
God damn templars and **** stealing my land/by odin's beard

inb4 Muslims rage holy war and pretend to be offended

inb4 Agnostics go
I don't got time for your blahblahblah

inb4 jews get offended and victimize themselves

inb4 othodox Christians laugh at catholics for being heretics
inb4 catholics laugh at orthodox christians for being heretics.

inb4 it's 4:PM and I've been awake for 23123480294172 hours and 7 minutes.

NIGHT EVERYONE
#213 to #157 - mayormilkman
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You got me at the Catholics and Orthodox calling each other heretics.
You got me at the Catholics and Orthodox calling each other heretics.
User avatar #4 - iamthou
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I dont understand why we must mock eachother, why not be ok with the fact that some people dont believe what you believe and leave it there
User avatar #32 to #4 - srapture
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Well, imagine that your friend starts attending a weekly meeting and giving money to a company that all worship a guy called Steve. In return for this, Steve has been said to give him and others like him eternal happiness when they die. It's just natural to think "Why would you believe this? You've never seen Steve. You don't know of anyone who has. Do you not think it's convenient that Steve has promised something so great only to people who can't confirm it to other because they're dead?" etc. I don't actually say these things to people's faces of course, because I respect their beliefs, but to me, it really is frustrating. I imagine some religious people might feel the same about me.
User avatar #5 to #4 - revanmal
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A lot of the hostility could be a reaction to perceived or actual discrimination. When the majority of people are vehemently opposed to your choices, it gets very easy to just start lashing out preemptively because you're convinced they'll inevitably do the same when they find out.

It's also a reaction to the irrational and, some might say, delusional beliefs of everyone around you simply because that's what they were taught to believe. When you really begin thinking for yourself and realize that everyone else still believes what you did, and that some of those people are powerful and capable of making all of society conform to their values, it's both scary and infuriating.
User avatar #6 to #5 - spikethepony
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Personally, I reject societally-enforced moral code. I do however, support creating societal values. The difference being, the former is an obsolete model of a "hive-conscience", basically a model of enforced conformism, whereas the latter has a societal ethical-moral code that supports following it, but does nothing to prevent variation.
If that makes sense. Still, I doubt people could agree with each other enough to create my vision of an ideal world.
#130 - johnnybtrollin
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atheists care about religion much more than religious people do.
User avatar #132 to #130 - maximusboy
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the complete opposite...
atheists dont hate religion
User avatar #164 to #130 - anonymoused
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of course. because religion has impact on everybody whether you're religious or not.
User avatar #169 to #164 - johnnybtrollin
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nah, they just jelly because we live happily in our ignorance.
User avatar #292 to #169 - anonymoused
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i'm not jealous of you at all. in fact, i dislike you. religion is the reason for war. religion is the reason for genital mutilation. religion is the reason for many stupid deaths. you may be living in a world of your own, a world of ignorance, but you're taking a dump on my world, and my life by doing so.
User avatar #413 to #292 - johnnybtrollin
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well, have fun eating ****.
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#203 to #172 - anon id: b174af6f
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Payback is a bitch, isn't it you autistic piece of heathen ****.
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#188 to #172 - chrissysabin
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I am an atheist who goes to a private christian school due to a move and a really ****** school zone in the U.S. Funny enough, they teach and preach at my school that christians and christian beliefs are the minority in our country and face the most harassment in American society when all day long I am harassed and being called a satan lover (I've even got witch before) by them. I personaly never hated religion til recently....
#82 - schlecht
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"Nothing will make you an atheist faster than reading the Bible."
User avatar #175 - toguro
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Bad Atheists: Let's all mock Christians because of their beliefs!
Bad Christians: Let's all mock Atheists because of their beliefs!

Normal people: Who gives a ****?!
#263 to #175 - anon id: 8022d76c
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Atheist is rather the lack of belief..
User avatar #420 to #263 - toguro
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Yeah true, I'm just speaking on the belief there is no higher power. It's better English to word it the way you did but that's that