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#205 - snakefire (02/01/2013) [-]
THATS NOTHING!!!

I'VE BEEN FRIENDZONED SO BAD A GIRL WILL ********** TO MY PHOTOS AND ADMIT TO IT... BUT WONT DATE ME BECAUSE IT WOULD RUIN THE FRIENDSHIP!!
#223 to #205 - vatra (02/01/2013) [-]
Similar situation man, the love of my life told me: "I love you so much, I can easily see us spending the rest of our lives together, you're perfect for me in every way, but you've been my friend for so long that I can't get past that, I don't want to ruin anything." That was after I confessed my love to her about a week and a half ago.
Similar situation man, the love of my life told me: "I love you so much, I can easily see us spending the rest of our lives together, you're perfect for me in every way, but you've been my friend for so long that I can't get past that, I don't want to ruin anything." That was after I confessed my love to her about a week and a half ago.
#226 to #223 - snakefire (02/01/2013) [-]
Thats your free pass to be overly assertive I think.

Lean in and try to kiss her at some point and see if she can still resist.
User avatar #231 to #226 - vatra (02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I will, I mean come on, I confessed my love and asked her out on the spot and she refused for the reasons stated above, I told her that makes no damn since and she apologized, but stuck to her guns because of how stubborn she is.
User avatar #233 to #231 - snakefire (02/01/2013) [-]
So she has the emotional stronghold and the willpower to turn down when you ask her.

but if you catch her by surprise, turn her on and get her hormones running the highground is yours
User avatar #236 to #233 - vatra (02/01/2013) [-]
Indeed, should be somewhat simple at least, I give her kisses on the cheek every now and then, so next time I go for one of those, I think I'll "miss" and get her on the lips.
User avatar #239 to #236 - snakefire (02/01/2013) [-]
In my opinion you have to make it intentional.

Stare intensely into her eyes before moving in...
User avatar #244 to #239 - vatra (02/01/2013) [-]
You do make a good point, I'll have to weigh the risks/benefits, if she was less strong-willed it wouldn't be an issue, but she is just stubborn enough that she'll actually get into situations that cause her pain or harm purely because she wouldn't give in even though she knew she should (product of being raised by a dad that attempted and still attempts to control everything she does) so she might get mad if it is overly intentional even though she admitted to wanting it.
#246 to #244 - snakefire (02/01/2013) [-]
Yolo

I'm making a joke but seriously, tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
User avatar #248 to #246 - vatra (02/01/2013) [-]
That is true. Still hard though.
#253 to #248 - snakefire (02/01/2013) [-]
I know it is. it would be for me too. thats why I'm trying to encourage you.
User avatar #255 to #253 - vatra (02/01/2013) [-]
Ulterior motives, no harm in that! good luck to you too my friend!
User avatar #216 to #205 - philliyoMLB (02/01/2013) [-]
Oh my god, that sucks bro, but I cannot help but laugh my ass off at that one.
#214 to #205 - stevencolbert (02/01/2013) [-]
I can't even...
#210 to #205 - biddo (02/01/2013) [-]
dude...shes lying she has to be.
User avatar #211 to #210 - snakefire (02/01/2013) [-]
Lying about what
#213 to #211 - biddo (02/01/2013) [-]
that she doesnt want you. for Gods sake she schlicks to your pics man. tell her "oh haha thats funny i fap to your pics too!" then the ball is in her court...
User avatar #217 to #213 - snakefire (02/01/2013) [-]
I know she wants me, but she probably thinks it will **** something up to where we can't even be friends anymore.
User avatar #206 to #205 - anonymousattorney (02/01/2013) [-]
Dude....that sucks.
#227 to #206 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
I know that feeling...my homeboy's niece tells me she had a crush on me since hs, done been my bed damn near ***** (bra and panties) done showed me the ***** and everything, but still thinks we should just be friends...im like...u want to **** me but u won't cuz u dont want to possibly ruin the friendship...the **** , thats a bitch move
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