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One time when I was 7 i went to this trig department store and there
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behind it eating a bag Dereted and I and started crying
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User avatar #29 - Sinless (02/01/2013) [-]
That reminded me of when I did that gig at my college's library.

There were these blocked off aisles at the back of the library, you couldn't get to them unless you unbolted a panel off the makeshift wall they put up(construction plans and **** ). There was a strict no food/drink policy and I was always hungry because I could never have time to eat after my class ended and before my shift started. So I figured I could go back there to have lunch and not get in trouble. Then one day I was going to town eating my Hohos in what the workers dubbed "The Hidden Aisle."

I was enjoying my chocolate wrapped delights so much that I didn't notice the scuffling sounds coming from the next aisle. I didn't notice until it was too late and I saw books sliding out from the shelf in front of me. Imagine my shock when I think it's my boss, imagine the other girl's shock when there's a face with his cheeks bulging from Hohos behind the books she just grabbed. She shrieked a little and I thought I was doomed.

All I could do was slide one of my Hohos through the gap in the shelf. She took the peace offering, stared me in the eye, and nodded. I nodded back, and then she nodded, and then I continued to nod. Then she got books from the other side and covered up the hole.

She called me the Hoho Ghost of the Library from then on.
#30 to #29 - ilovedidyoupiggy (02/01/2013) [-]
what if this was the person on the other side
User avatar #33 to #30 - Sinless (02/01/2013) [-]
......I.....I would slide him a hoho in hopes of a silent agreement
#41 to #33 - ilovedidyoupiggy (02/01/2013) [-]
then liz and patty would want some 2, do you have that many ho ho's?
#2 - BEERCANN (02/01/2013) [-]
and now i spend the rest of my days as scruffy....the janitor
User avatar #25 to #2 - JanitorScruffy (02/01/2013) [-]
Actually Scruffy spends his days here.
#13 - Imabur (02/01/2013) [-]
>OP screenshots image from another site
>Blurs out usernames, giving them no credit
>MFW
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User avatar #54 to #52 - graphically (02/01/2013) [-]
That's what tumblr is for though.
User avatar #6 - Loppytaffy (02/01/2013) [-]
This one time when I was 5, I was walking around town with my mother, and an old man came up to me and said "hello little girl, haven't you got a pretty smile? Go buy yourself some sweeties" and gave me £20.
I realise two things:
1. The situation could have gone drastically, horribly different.
2. I got paid for pleasing him, I am essencially a child hooker.
#69 to #6 - idkhelp (02/01/2013) [-]
This one time I was old, and some five year old girl walks by with her mother. Recognizing the girl's innocent smile, I handed her £20.
I realise two things:

1. I am old
#21 to #6 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
essentially*
User avatar #22 to #21 - Loppytaffy (02/01/2013) [-]
I hope that made you feel better about yourself.
#23 to #22 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
Honest intentions, but hardly anybody on this site will see it that way so, anon. :I
#24 to #6 - wolfbananabear (02/01/2013) [-]
I was really hoping you'd say.    
"I realized two things:   
1. I'm not a girl..."
I was really hoping you'd say.
"I realized two things:
1. I'm not a girl..."
User avatar #27 to #24 - Loppytaffy (02/01/2013) [-]
That was my third revelation.
User avatar #26 to #24 - eddysnewfoundglory (02/01/2013) [-]
I get old men saying "sorry love" when they bump into me :I
#64 - tomcaboose (02/01/2013) [-]
**tomcaboose rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Fire in the Hole! ** How I got Fired.
#48 - facedodge (02/01/2013) [-]
**facedodge rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Human Facts ** why I got fired
**facedodge rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Human Facts ** why I got fired
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#60 to #48 - helldog ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - marinepenguin (02/01/2013) [-]
Why are the Tumblr usernames blurred out? That's like blurring our FJ usernames on a content..
#61 - chiefrunnyjeans (02/01/2013) [-]
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#78 - thebritishguy (02/01/2013) [-]
why the hell would you cry?
why the hell would you cry?
#105 to #78 - coolcalx (02/01/2013) [-]
because his father was killed by a dorito.
because his father was killed by a dorito.
#80 to #78 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
He was 7. You're bad at reacting to things properly when you're 7.
User avatar #90 to #80 - thebritishguy (02/01/2013) [-]
fair enough
#42 - apollyonyagami (02/01/2013) [-]
This is from tumblr? 			********		. where is the "im done with this site" ?
This is from tumblr? ******** . where is the "im done with this site" ?
#51 to #42 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
replacing one overused comment with another is like trying to fight fire with fire.
#53 to #42 - fatspartan (02/01/2013) [-]
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#67 to #53 - parrobmx (02/01/2013) [-]
what is this anime from?
#73 to #67 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
Princess Jellyfish
User avatar #103 to #67 - cptfox (02/01/2013) [-]
what anime is that from
#57 - yourlifeisalie (02/01/2013) [-]
**yourlifeisalie rolls 2,612**
**yourlifeisalie rolls 2,612**
#3 - racrox (02/01/2013) [-]
I am so done with this site
User avatar #8 to #3 - garaichu ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Why are you guys even bitching about it? Is it really that annoying?
User avatar #28 to #8 - DisgruntledTomato (02/01/2013) [-]
It's funny the first time, maybe even the second time. However after literally every single post having "i'm so done" or "I CAN'T", naturally it pisses you off.
#14 to #8 - vexaton ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]






You're from tumblr aren't you?
#16 to #8 - derpherping (02/01/2013) [-]
The image explains everything man.
#77 - fukkenname (02/01/2013) [-]
**fukkenname rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at just my badass grandpa ** Why i got fired
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User avatar #19 - commanderbunbun (02/01/2013) [-]
normally people on tmublr say "i quit" but now this time they get fired.


#76 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 19** One question: Why do people thumb down users who rolls anything but dubs? That's so lame. Phaggots
#91 - icouldgetsome (02/01/2013) [-]
**icouldgetsome rolled a random image posted in comment #162062 at Ponyville ** this makes me scream
User avatar #63 - fuckingtrolls (02/01/2013) [-]
In;b4 i'm done
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