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User avatar #6 - Loppytaffy (02/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
This one time when I was 5, I was walking around town with my mother, and an old man came up to me and said "hello little girl, haven't you got a pretty smile? Go buy yourself some sweeties" and gave me £20.
I realise two things:
1. The situation could have gone drastically, horribly different.
2. I got paid for pleasing him, I am essencially a child hooker.
#13 - Imabur (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>OP screenshots image from another site
>Blurs out usernames, giving them no credit
>MFW
User avatar #29 - Sinless (02/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That reminded me of when I did that gig at my college's library.

There were these blocked off aisles at the back of the library, you couldn't get to them unless you unbolted a panel off the makeshift wall they put up(construction plans and **** ). There was a strict no food/drink policy and I was always hungry because I could never have time to eat after my class ended and before my shift started. So I figured I could go back there to have lunch and not get in trouble. Then one day I was going to town eating my Hohos in what the workers dubbed "The Hidden Aisle."

I was enjoying my chocolate wrapped delights so much that I didn't notice the scuffling sounds coming from the next aisle. I didn't notice until it was too late and I saw books sliding out from the shelf in front of me. Imagine my shock when I think it's my boss, imagine the other girl's shock when there's a face with his cheeks bulging from Hohos behind the books she just grabbed. She shrieked a little and I thought I was doomed.

All I could do was slide one of my Hohos through the gap in the shelf. She took the peace offering, stared me in the eye, and nodded. I nodded back, and then she nodded, and then I continued to nod. Then she got books from the other side and covered up the hole.

She called me the Hoho Ghost of the Library from then on.
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#4 to #1 - pyra (02/01/2013) [-]
Then don't make a comment?
#2 - BEERCANN (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and now i spend the rest of my days as scruffy....the janitor
#42 - apollyonyagami (02/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This is from tumblr? 			********		. where is the "im done with this site" ?
This is from tumblr? ******** . where is the "im done with this site" ?
#48 - facedodge (02/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**facedodge rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Human Facts ** why I got fired
**facedodge rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Human Facts ** why I got fired
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I am so done with this site
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**tomcaboose rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Fire in the Hole! ** How I got Fired.
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Why are the Tumblr usernames blurred out? That's like blurring our FJ usernames on a content..
#78 - thebritishguy (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why the hell would you cry?
why the hell would you cry?
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**fukkenname rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at just my badass grandpa ** Why i got fired
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normally people on tmublr say "i quit" but now this time they get fired.


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