Tumblr. . 1111. 111 3 All, One time when I was 7 i went to this trig department store and there was giant rage hanging from the ceiling and you amulet move them
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Tumblr

1111. 111 3 All,
One time when I was 7 i went to this trig department store and there
was giant rage hanging from the ceiling and you amulet move them to
see more rage, an i medici one and there was an employee sitting
behind it eating a bag Dereted and I and started crying
and the store gave he a tree rug
because ofyou
...
+2708
Views: 68027
Favorited: 212
Submitted: 01/31/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(87):

[ 87 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
User avatar #6 - Loppytaffy (02/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
This one time when I was 5, I was walking around town with my mother, and an old man came up to me and said "hello little girl, haven't you got a pretty smile? Go buy yourself some sweeties" and gave me £20.
I realise two things:
1. The situation could have gone drastically, horribly different.
2. I got paid for pleasing him, I am essencially a child hooker.
#13 - Imabur ONLINE (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>OP screenshots image from another site
>Blurs out usernames, giving them no credit
>MFW
User avatar #29 - Sinless (02/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That reminded me of when I did that gig at my college's library.

There were these blocked off aisles at the back of the library, you couldn't get to them unless you unbolted a panel off the makeshift wall they put up(construction plans and shit). There was a strict no food/drink policy and I was always hungry because I could never have time to eat after my class ended and before my shift started. So I figured I could go back there to have lunch and not get in trouble. Then one day I was going to town eating my Hohos in what the workers dubbed "The Hidden Aisle."

I was enjoying my chocolate wrapped delights so much that I didn't notice the scuffling sounds coming from the next aisle. I didn't notice until it was too late and I saw books sliding out from the shelf in front of me. Imagine my shock when I think it's my boss, imagine the other girl's shock when there's a face with his cheeks bulging from Hohos behind the books she just grabbed. She shrieked a little and I thought I was doomed.

All I could do was slide one of my Hohos through the gap in the shelf. She took the peace offering, stared me in the eye, and nodded. I nodded back, and then she nodded, and then I continued to nod. Then she got books from the other side and covered up the hole.

She called me the Hoho Ghost of the Library from then on.
-57
#1 - areialview has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#4 to #1 - pyra (02/01/2013) [-]
Then don't make a comment?
#2 - BEERCANN (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and now i spend the rest of my days as scruffy....the janitor
#42 - apollyonyagami (02/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This is from tumblr? BULLSHIT. where is the "im done with this site" ?
This is from tumblr? BULLSHIT. where is the "im done with this site" ?
#48 - facedodge (02/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**facedodge rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Human Facts ** why I got fired
**facedodge rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Human Facts ** why I got fired
#5 - pyra (02/01/2013) [-]
#3 - racrox (02/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I am so done with this site
#64 - tomcaboose (02/01/2013) [-]
**tomcaboose rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Fire in the Hole! ** How I got Fired.
#61 - chiefrunnyjeans (02/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #39 - marinepenguin (02/01/2013) [-]
Why are the Tumblr usernames blurred out? That's like blurring our FJ usernames on a content..
#78 - thebritishguy (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why the hell would you cry?
why the hell would you cry?
#57 - yourlifeisalie (02/01/2013) [-]
**yourlifeisalie rolls 2,612**
**yourlifeisalie rolls 2,612**
#77 - fukkenname (02/01/2013) [-]
**fukkenname rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at just my badass grandpa ** Why i got fired
User avatar #19 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
normally people on tmublr say "i quit" but now this time they get fired.


#82 - funyfi (02/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#76 - devout feminist (02/01/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 19** One question: Why do people thumb down users who rolls anything but dubs? That's so lame. Phaggots
0
#89 - argonaughty has deleted their comment [-]
0
#75 - sidathe has deleted their comment [-]
[ 87 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)