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One time when I was 7 i went to this trig department store and there
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User avatar #6 - Loppytaffy
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This one time when I was 5, I was walking around town with my mother, and an old man came up to me and said "hello little girl, haven't you got a pretty smile? Go buy yourself some sweeties" and gave me £20.
I realise two things:
1. The situation could have gone drastically, horribly different.
2. I got paid for pleasing him, I am essencially a child hooker.
#21 to #6 - anon id: 59d09ca5
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essentially*
User avatar #22 to #21 - Loppytaffy
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I hope that made you feel better about yourself.
#23 to #22 - anon id: 59d09ca5
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Honest intentions, but hardly anybody on this site will see it that way so, anon. :I
#69 to #6 - idkhelp
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This one time I was old, and some five year old girl walks by with her mother. Recognizing the girl's innocent smile, I handed her £20.
I realise two things:

1. I am old
#24 to #6 - wolfbananabear
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I was really hoping you'd say.    
"I realized two things:   
1. I'm not a girl..."
I was really hoping you'd say.
"I realized two things:
1. I'm not a girl..."
User avatar #27 to #24 - Loppytaffy
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That was my third revelation.
User avatar #26 to #24 - eddysnewfoundglory
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I get old men saying "sorry love" when they bump into me :I
#13 - Imabur
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>OP screenshots image from another site
>Blurs out usernames, giving them no credit
>MFW
#52 to #13 - adayasalion
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User avatar #54 to #52 - graphically
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That's what tumblr is for though.
User avatar #29 - Sinless
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That reminded me of when I did that gig at my college's library.

There were these blocked off aisles at the back of the library, you couldn't get to them unless you unbolted a panel off the makeshift wall they put up(construction plans and ****). There was a strict no food/drink policy and I was always hungry because I could never have time to eat after my class ended and before my shift started. So I figured I could go back there to have lunch and not get in trouble. Then one day I was going to town eating my Hohos in what the workers dubbed "The Hidden Aisle."

I was enjoying my chocolate wrapped delights so much that I didn't notice the scuffling sounds coming from the next aisle. I didn't notice until it was too late and I saw books sliding out from the shelf in front of me. Imagine my shock when I think it's my boss, imagine the other girl's shock when there's a face with his cheeks bulging from Hohos behind the books she just grabbed. She shrieked a little and I thought I was doomed.

All I could do was slide one of my Hohos through the gap in the shelf. She took the peace offering, stared me in the eye, and nodded. I nodded back, and then she nodded, and then I continued to nod. Then she got books from the other side and covered up the hole.

She called me the Hoho Ghost of the Library from then on.
#30 to #29 - ilovedidyoupiggy
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what if this was the person on the other side
#35 to #30 - frienderman
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User avatar #33 to #30 - Sinless
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......I.....I would slide him a hoho in hopes of a silent agreement
#41 to #33 - ilovedidyoupiggy
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then liz and patty would want some 2, do you have that many ho ho's?
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#11 to #1 - sanctium
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#4 to #1 - pyra
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Then don't make a comment?
#46 to #4 - comehonorfacetwice
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What was the comment?
#49 to #46 - pyra
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MFW I dunno what to comment
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#2 - BEERCANN
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and now i spend the rest of my days as scruffy....the janitor
User avatar #25 to #2 - JanitorScruffy
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Actually Scruffy spends his days here.
#42 - apollyonyagami
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This is from tumblr? ********. where is the "im done with this site" ?
This is from tumblr? ********. where is the "im done with this site" ?
#51 to #42 - anon id: 10087f89
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replacing one overused comment with another is like trying to fight fire with fire.
#53 to #42 - fatspartan
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#67 to #53 - parrobmx
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what is this anime from?
User avatar #103 to #67 - cptfox
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what anime is that from
#73 to #67 - anon id: d35153e0
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Princess Jellyfish
#44 to #42 - rel
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#48 - facedodge
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**facedodge rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Human Facts ** why I got fired
**facedodge rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Human Facts ** why I got fired
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#58 to #48 - youxbarstard
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#5 - pyra
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#3 - racrox
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I am so done with this site
User avatar #8 to #3 - garaichu
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Why are you guys even bitching about it? Is it really that annoying?
#14 to #8 - vexaton
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You're from tumblr aren't you?
User avatar #28 to #8 - DisgruntledTomato
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It's funny the first time, maybe even the second time. However after literally every single post having "i'm so done" or "I CAN'T", naturally it pisses you off.
#16 to #8 - derpherping
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The image explains everything man.
#64 - tomcaboose
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**tomcaboose rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Fire in the Hole! ** How I got Fired.