anon tries to commit suicide. .. "She died laughing and left" 4Chan helium Suicide
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#18 - cloymax (02/01/2013) [-]
You know, this is a horrible thought, but what if he actually did it after his mom left?

She would feel so terrible.
User avatar #89 to #18 - StupidInTheFace (02/05/2013) [-]
Thanks for the thumbs, huehue
User avatar #90 to #89 - cloymax (02/05/2013) [-]
you're welcome... I guess?
User avatar #19 to #18 - StupidInTheFace (02/01/2013) [-]
but first he had to post it on /b/
User avatar #22 to #19 - davvi (02/01/2013) [-]
i hear they've got pretty good wifi in the afterlife
User avatar #25 to #22 - wtfdudereally (02/01/2013) [-]
the best. never have to reset the router. no buffering, nothing.
User avatar #38 to #25 - jeffthellamaking (02/01/2013) [-]
Unless you're in Hell.
Dial-up and phone lines.
User avatar #50 to #38 - annogram ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
That would be hell no need for torture
#84 to #22 - joeledo (02/01/2013) [-]
What if gif's don't even need to buffer
#4 - ishotthedeputy (02/01/2013) [-]
"She died laughing and left"
-14
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User avatar #44 to #33 - potgardener (02/01/2013) [-]
your name suits you
#3 - waffies (02/01/2013) [-]
MOM YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE METAL!
#46 - tarantallegra (02/01/2013) [-]
help me   
my lungs are burning
help me
my lungs are burning
#21 - sanctium (02/01/2013) [-]
you'll never understand my pain
#2 - miscarriage (02/01/2013) [-]
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That's hilarious

But, how can you leave after you die?

Did she leave her body for the gates of hell for laughing at poor anon?
#12 - pyra (02/01/2013) [-]
"She died laughing and left"

At least someone died in the end
#55 - John Cena (02/01/2013) [-]
>Be me, suicidal and kinky.
>Try to hang myself, but mum walks in the day.
>I say "You'll never understand me pain"
>She laughs violently and yells "NO PAIN NO GAME", kicks the chair away under me
>I'm too fat and rope breaks, mother laughs herself to death.
>Bill Murray came in, and started violently pooping on my dead mum.
>He goes over to me and says "No one will ever believe you"
#88 to #55 - nosleep (02/01/2013) [-]
Excellent
Excellent
#1 - deathhardiv (02/01/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		 I choked on a piece of candy reading this   
That 			*******		 hurt but it was totally worth it   
10/10
Holy **** I choked on a piece of candy reading this
That ******* hurt but it was totally worth it
10/10
User avatar #62 - RaptorJesus (02/01/2013) [-]
When i started reading this, i was almost positive that it was gonna be a Bane line at the end... "nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask"

Still would have been hilarious.
#54 - anotherloner (02/01/2013) [-]
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#43 - lasmamoe (02/01/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		 that was hilarious
Holy **** that was hilarious
#36 - brisineo (02/01/2013) [-]
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+9
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#32 - DrollHumor (02/01/2013) [-]
Oh dear god I can't breathe
#64 - ICEDgrunge (02/01/2013) [-]
This selfish cunt, does he not know that we're in a helium shortage right now?
#69 to #64 - Logicaltightrope (02/01/2013) [-]
Good news, they've actually got reserves in Texas and Siberia that will last hundreds more years!  That's thousands more An Heroes =D
Good news, they've actually got reserves in Texas and Siberia that will last hundreds more years! That's thousands more An Heroes =D
#72 to #69 - ICEDgrunge (02/01/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool to hear actually, thank you for telling me!   
   
   
   
   
   
I will now wait for more suicide stories.
That's pretty cool to hear actually, thank you for telling me!





I will now wait for more suicide stories.
#73 to #72 - Logicaltightrope (02/01/2013) [-]
Yep! Also, possible zeppelins.

But one unforseen side effect - An Heroes that will be committing suicide will not be forced to be creative, since the helium method will remain cheap & easy. Fewer morbidly entertaining deaths that we should and will go to hell for enjoying. Sucks =/
User avatar #76 to #73 - ICEDgrunge (02/01/2013) [-]
**** , you're right...


UNLESS THEY PUT A BAN ON THE FREESALE OF HELIUM!

Only people with licenses will be able to purchase helium, such as party suppliers, etc... THEN No more helium suicides*, forcing people to be more creative!


*dumbasses will always find ways to obtain banned substances, but nonetheless obtained through harder methods.
#77 to #76 - Logicaltightrope (02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah! And then we can ban bad food cause it makes people fat! And ban cars cause they let people kill other people! And bombs, too! Hell, lets just make killing people illegal, that's like 30 birds with one stone!
#78 to #77 - ICEDgrunge (02/01/2013) [-]
I don't see a problem there
#53 - arsyro (02/01/2013) [-]
MY SIDES
#45 - danilawleit (02/01/2013) [-]
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