Touched by his noodly appendage. Checkmate atheists, repent to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and safe yourself from Pastafarian hell... Don't forget about string theory, where everything in the universe is made of tiny vibrating noodles. WWFSMD
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Touched by his noodly appendage. Checkmate atheists, repent to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and safe yourself from Pastafarian hell... Don't forget about string theory, where everything in the universe is made of tiny vibrating noodles.

Checkmate atheists, repent to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and safe yourself from Pastafarian hell.

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#24 - axeaddonis (02/01/2013) [-]
Don't forget about string theory, where everything in the universe is made of tiny vibrating noodles.
#68 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
Our pasta, Who art in colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those, who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into Vegetarianism, But deliver us some pizza. For thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, Forever and ever. R'amen
#151 to #68 - moozmax (02/01/2013) [-]
That was beautiful
That was beautiful
#184 to #68 - lamarisagoodname (02/01/2013) [-]
"r'amen"

******* perfect.
#100 to #68 - bummerdrummer (02/01/2013) [-]
lost it at r'amen
#90 - pyra (02/01/2013) [-]
#97 - Griffinwish (02/01/2013) [-]
BUT SHERK IS LUV, SHERK IS LYF.
#116 to #97 - KwMclovin (02/01/2013) [-]
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NO FERK SHERK Noodles>Sherk
User avatar #132 to #116 - seadwwellerprince (02/01/2013) [-]
OHH GOD! i wish i knew what happens after this...
#141 to #132 - merkdox (02/01/2013) [-]
you havent seen enough hentai
you havent seen enough hentai
User avatar #64 - hillko (02/01/2013) [-]
If there is no Flying Spaghetti Monster, than why is our DNA modeled after his noodlyness?
#104 to #64 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
noodlyness ^_^
#60 - nexuiz (02/01/2013) [-]
He is with all of us.
#130 to #60 - yurtle (02/01/2013) [-]
what I saw
#55 - gibroner (02/01/2013) [-]
If the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist then how do the noodles turn from stiff and dry to soft and delicious when you put them in the hot water checkmate atheists.
#170 - minidino (02/01/2013) [-]
All hail
#155 - zaw (02/01/2013) [-]
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MEATBALL, MEATBALL, SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH. RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GREAT BARRIER REEF.
#171 to #155 - puredeliciousness (02/01/2013) [-]
Here's the rest of it for you
#1 - SaucyBoy (01/31/2013) [-]
All hail!
User avatar #45 to #1 - rabidracoon (02/01/2013) [-]
I NEED THAT PICTURE PLEASE
User avatar #2 to #1 - jabsgreywarden (01/31/2013) [-]
Ramen.
User avatar #5 to #2 - zedacedia (01/31/2013) [-]
rAmen
#210 - kingcubjr (02/01/2013) [-]
his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti
#137 - JMF (02/01/2013) [-]
"...safe yourself from Pastafarian hell."
"...safe yourself from..."
"...safe yourself..."
#131 - hoggu (02/01/2013) [-]
The judgement day approaches, when meatballs fall from the sky!
#127 - thedevilmaycry (02/01/2013) [-]
Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosperus, 800g. Salt, 250 g. Niter, 100g. Sulphur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And fifteen other elements. Those are the elements to make an average adult human body. You can buy these elemental ingredients at the market with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply.
User avatar #160 to #127 - undeadwill (02/01/2013) [-]
Where.
Did.
You.
Get.
That.
#249 to #160 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
it's a picture i found. i believe it's a cosplay replica. Try looking online ;D
User avatar #250 to #249 - thedevilmaycry (02/02/2013) [-]
that was me^^
User avatar #251 to #250 - undeadwill (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm looking
User avatar #239 to #160 - draqoeus (02/02/2013) [-]
Full Metal Alchemist
User avatar #240 to #239 - undeadwill (02/02/2013) [-]
Where.
Do
I.
Get.
That.
Arm.
User avatar #241 to #240 - draqoeus (02/02/2013) [-]
Kill your mother, revive her with your brother
User avatar #242 to #241 - undeadwill (02/02/2013) [-]
I
don't
have
a
brother...
User avatar #243 to #242 - draqoeus (02/02/2013) [-]
Why
Do
You
Want
It
So
Bad
Anyways
?
User avatar #244 to #243 - undeadwill (02/02/2013) [-]
My
arm
sucks.
User avatar #245 to #244 - draqoeus (02/02/2013) [-]
Do
you
even
lift
?
User avatar #246 to #245 - undeadwill (02/02/2013) [-]
I
lift.
User avatar #247 to #246 - draqoeus (02/02/2013) [-]
Then
you
don't
need
artificial
hand
User avatar #248 to #247 - undeadwill (02/02/2013) [-]
Arm*
I
Don't
Need
It
I
Want
It
User avatar #159 to #127 - guto (02/01/2013) [-]
or... you can just rape someone, it is even cheaper
#183 - moustachefingers (02/01/2013) [-]
If the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist, then why is there a raging storm of tomato sauce on Jupiter?

Christians: 0
Pastafarians: 1
#118 - notatroll (02/01/2013) [-]
the only religion with proof...
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