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#76 - stely
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Oh my, this is like one of those images with Jesus on wood, a bathroom and other stuff

What if this is actually proving that LotR was real stuff? Like, we can combine the Blable with LotR and get a much plausible story.
Jesus goes on a quest to destroy the 'water-to-wine' transforming Chalice, since it gets too many people drunk, so he fights satan and stuff and gathers a 12 man alliance and goes to mt Golgota but he's caught and crucified but he resurrects like Gandalf did and comes back and rides an angel and throws the chalice into satan's eye and it explodes. I'd actually read the bible.