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some trick

An Indian and it Pakistani entered a channelate Here. As they were may looking,
the Pakistani stola It bars. As they left me Here. the Pakistani said to the Indian:
Man I' m the bent thief, I stein It and nne saw me. You can' t beat that."
Indian replied: "You went to we something better?
Let' s go hank tn the shop and I' ll show we reel stealing."
So they went to the mu nder and the Indian said to the shopkeeper:
Do we wanna we maple ?" The replied: "fee."
The Indian said: "Give me nne chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him nne. and he ate it
The Indian aland Fer a amend bar, and he ate that as well.
He awed for the third, and finshed that we ten.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where‘: the magic?"
The Indian replied: "Check in my friend‘: pocket, and yeah find all three than d .''
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#4 - cakershaker (01/31/2013) [-]
why do they have to be Pakistani and Indian, it has no real relevance to the story. (picture unrelated)
User avatar #26 to #4 - awesomenessdefined (02/01/2013) [-]
It was originally out joke.
User avatar #47 to #4 - garymotherfinoak (02/01/2013) [-]
the joke is the races are irrelevant
User avatar #49 to #47 - notstill (02/01/2013) [-]
I have a feeling that it's not actually the joke.
User avatar #12 to #4 - bitchplzzz (01/31/2013) [-]
Because they are dirty curry ******* .
User avatar #25 to #12 - crazyhindu (02/01/2013) [-]
hey curry is ******* good! also the term is sand ****** or dune coon, if you're going to be an ignorant cunt do so with porper terms thank you have a nice day dont ******* come again.
#61 to #25 - iworkforlaughs (02/01/2013) [-]
dune coon?!!!! That is funny as hell.
User avatar #88 to #61 - crazyhindu (02/01/2013) [-]
yes yes indeed, one of my buddies started that one
User avatar #38 to #4 - akkere (02/01/2013) [-]
I think India hates Pakistan and vice versa.

I think they actually had their own little Nuclear Gun Show for a brief time, but maybe it was just something else.
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User avatar #89 to #64 - crazyhindu (02/01/2013) [-]
why wouldn't indians run indian stores in india?
User avatar #16 to #4 - YllekNayr ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Probably just so they can avoid the "guy 1 and guy 2" scenario, while also avoiding it being a white guy and a black guy, so that it won't be seen as a race joke.
User avatar #14 to #4 - yunablade (01/31/2013) [-]
Distraction!

So you don't expect the punchline
User avatar #8 to #4 - waffies (01/31/2013) [-]
i think it's a joke that those nationalities would understand better, but i'd assume that Indians have a habit of screwing over pakistani's or something
User avatar #10 to #8 - crazyhindu (01/31/2013) [-]
no im indian and it honestly made no difference to the understanding of the joke.
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/31/2013) [-]
not even in some stereotypical racist manner?
#13 to #11 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
Because Indians hate Pakistanis
User avatar #15 to #11 - crazyhindu (01/31/2013) [-]
nope i mean i guess what anon said cause i guess indians hate paki's but its more of a hindu hate muslim muslim hate hindu thing, but if they hated each other why are they hanging out
#9 - waffies (01/31/2013) [-]
mmmmmmmmMMAGIC!
mmmmmmmmMMAGIC!
#28 - ccamp (02/01/2013) [-]
i was expecting the Indian to do something like he worked there
#80 to #28 - fodalulz (02/01/2013) [-]
**fodalulz rolled a random image posted in comment #2847022 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mfw i thought the same thing
**fodalulz rolled a random image posted in comment #2847022 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mfw i thought the same thing
User avatar #19 - Sethorein ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
and the two countries have been at war ever since...
#54 - Scythe (02/01/2013) [-]
what's the point of mentioning their backgrounds?
what's the point of mentioning their backgrounds?
#37 - maskedhippo (02/01/2013) [-]
magic
magic
User avatar #46 to #37 - koga (02/01/2013) [-]
.....waiting
....waiting
pppffftt hahahahaha
#58 - slipons (02/01/2013) [-]
3 Chocolate Bars
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Half-Life 3 Confirmed
#74 to #58 - agonix (02/01/2013) [-]
2k13 -> 3
Half life 3
#42 - camerel (02/01/2013) [-]
the pakistan man got so angry he blew himself up and killed everyone. the end.
the pakistan man got so angry he blew himself up and killed everyone. the end.
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#51 to #42 - iluvharrypotter (02/01/2013) [-]
That's a funny way of saying getting drone striked.
#5 - laschoed (01/31/2013) [-]
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#2 - teranin ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
#6 to #2 - laschoed (01/31/2013) [-]
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#75 - bannak (02/01/2013) [-]
DON'T MAKE ME RUN, I'M FULL OF CHOOC-A-LUT
#39 - ButtonFly ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
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#40 to #39 - somenerd (02/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #65 - snakefire (02/01/2013) [-]
"you want to see something better?"

ALLAHU ACKBAR
then candy shop is kill
User avatar #53 - organicglory (02/01/2013) [-]
*"Check in my friends pocket, and you'll find a bom-"
"ALAAAAAAAAHHHHH
#57 - sinisterainbow (02/01/2013) [-]
guess they where pakin chocolate bars
guess they where pakin chocolate bars
User avatar #60 to #57 - penetractor (02/01/2013) [-]
HA!
#77 - kaboomz (02/01/2013) [-]
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#66 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
i wish everyone was happy and wanted to see others happy and didn't try to hurt each other
#69 to #66 - turdofdoom (02/01/2013) [-]
anananoni u be feelfull :3
i is goin to gif yu thumbses
User avatar #72 to #66 - shinigamikitty (02/01/2013) [-]
She doesn't even go to this school! .....references.....
#68 to #66 - matzic (02/01/2013) [-]
okay
kind of irrelevant but okay
#70 - skords (02/01/2013) [-]
**skords rolled a random image posted in comment #145 at whisky trick ** MFW I am an Indian
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#82 to #73 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
pakis*
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