Superman. Not mine. Just sharing a lol.. Yeah Metallo, we all know. Keep it to yourself. Because if we make him keep his job it' s 8 hours less in the day he' s
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Superman

Superman. Not mine. Just sharing a lol.. Yeah Metallo, we all know. Keep it to yourself. Because if we make him keep his job it' s 8 hours less in the day he' s

Not mine. Just sharing a lol.

Yeah Metallo, we all know.
Keep it to yourself.
Because if we make him keep
his job it' s 8 hours less in the
day he' s trying to stop us. I
Why, you think he' s less
bulletproof when he' s at
home in his pajamas?
fies?
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User avatar #1 - Sinless (01/31/2013) [-]
That.........that.......that ******* makes sense!
#9 to #1 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - tehlulzbringer (01/31/2013) [-]
BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN
#8 to #2 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm Batman.
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#13 to #2 - thelonewankerer has deleted their comment [-]
#53 to #2 - jellybob (02/01/2013) [-]
bull 			*******		 horse 			****
bull ******* horse ****
User avatar #52 to #2 - GOTTACATCHEMALL (02/01/2013) [-]
Yeah right, what's next? Peter Parker is Spiderman? this ******* guy....
User avatar #15 to #2 - Yojimbo (02/01/2013) [-]
Bruce Wayne? The playboy? Who do you think you are, the Joker?
#11 to #2 - Sinless (02/01/2013) [-]
I know your secret Batman
I know your secret Batman
User avatar #4 to #2 - leonstar (01/31/2013) [-]
GOD ******* DAMN IT I KNEW IT
User avatar #19 to #2 - MrShaggy (02/01/2013) [-]
YOU LYING CUNT.
#5 to #2 - John Cena (01/31/2013) [-]
WHY THE **** DID YOU SPOIL IT, YOU ******* CUNT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
#14 to #2 - seniorpokeman (02/01/2013) [-]
You're a ******* moron. How the **** could a millionaire be batman? He's far too busy running his company and his parents inheritance. I mean really dude, get your **** together.
#3 to #2 - thesapsed (01/31/2013) [-]
COME ON MAN!

I haven't even seen the dark knight rises, spoilers man!!!
#48 - rawrasaurus (02/01/2013) [-]
I dare you, piss him off at work. Let's see if he likes it when you mess with him while he has a deadline.
I dare you, piss him off at work. Let's see if he likes it when you mess with him while he has a deadline.
User avatar #107 to #48 - jinjo (02/01/2013) [-]
Black Adam is so slow.. how he always beats Superman is just stupidness.
#61 to #48 - pistro (02/01/2013) [-]
Is it a videogame, maybe a pc game?
Is it a videogame, maybe a pc game?
User avatar #62 to #61 - rawrasaurus (02/01/2013) [-]
DC Universe Online, it's free to play on the PC.
#66 to #62 - pistro (02/01/2013) [-]
****		, I have a bad Internet...   
   
Oh well, thanks anyway for the information. Here, a .gif for you
**** , I have a bad Internet...

Oh well, thanks anyway for the information. Here, a .gif for you
#85 - jdsalenger (02/01/2013) [-]
Lex Luthor. Greatest villain ever.
User avatar #12 - awesomenessdefined (02/01/2013) [-]
Metallo has a ******* Kryptonite core, how does superman even touch him?
User avatar #60 to #12 - shoryuken (02/01/2013) [-]
***** I don't know
User avatar #76 to #12 - TuccessfulSroll (02/01/2013) [-]
Because a super strong punch is still super strong even if his hand is no longer invulnerable. All the force is put into it at the beginning.. Before he was close to him.
User avatar #100 to #76 - awesomenessdefined (02/01/2013) [-]
Wouldn't he break his arm from the impact?
User avatar #102 to #100 - TuccessfulSroll (02/01/2013) [-]
Yes. Still would hurt them both. Lol
User avatar #115 to #12 - linktheherooftime (02/01/2013) [-]
If I remember right during "The Search For Kryptonite" Superman built a machine to replace the Kryptonite core in Metallo.
#82 to #12 - thewordoftruth (02/01/2013) [-]
superman had a suit made for him by some scientist guy ( whose name i obviously cant remember) that acted as sort of a hazmat suit for him but instead it protected him from kryptonite. however the suit was easily damaged and was usually torn during fights.
#31 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#74 to #59 - colehaffner (02/01/2013) [-]
click on the picture cunt
#36 - Thevaultboy (02/01/2013) [-]
My last name is Kent.
My last name is Kent.
#42 - mygenerationsucks (02/01/2013) [-]
What would happen if Superman had kryptonite in his chest and in the sun? I curious as of the results?
User avatar #111 to #42 - harryboom (02/01/2013) [-]
kryptonite would stop him from metabolizing sunlight so he would die
User avatar #21 - Schadenfreude ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
He is if you use kryptonite bullets
User avatar #37 to #21 - hammerfell (02/01/2013) [-]
But he can just hear them firing and dodge them. I doubt they sound exactly the same as regular bullets being fired.
User avatar #68 to #37 - coolfuzzy (02/01/2013) [-]
no they've done it before, and it still managed to hit him.
#22 to #21 - turtlewithashotgun (02/01/2013) [-]
He would be less bulletproof if you used kryptonite bullets against him at any time of the day.
He would be less bulletproof if you used kryptonite bullets against him at any time of the day.
User avatar #28 to #22 - Schadenfreude ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
I meant the unsuspecting part, if he's at work and not suspecting an attack he'd be less able to doge a bullet. If you had kryptonite bullets it would be most effective to use them in a sneak attack while hes at work.
#44 to #28 - telfyr ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
in the series smallville he gets shot by a kryptonite bullet from a hunter rifle
User avatar #93 to #28 - esmebuffay (02/01/2013) [-]
Kryptonite's very expensive though, and not all of his villains know it hurts him. I could easily see someone like Lex Luthor (and a number of other villains) not telling anyone so he could find a way to kill Superman himself.
#50 - warlockrichard (02/01/2013) [-]
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#16 - Yojimbo (02/01/2013) [-]
LFW
#94 to #16 - John Cena (02/01/2013) [-]
at first i read as "Le face when"
User avatar #103 to #94 - Yojimbo (02/01/2013) [-]
I may have posted a picture of a bald guy, but i'm not THAT cancerous.
#96 - honourableevil (02/01/2013) [-]
Villains, I'm getting real tired of your 			****		.
Villains, I'm getting real tired of your **** .
User avatar #51 - CapnInterwebz (02/01/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD GUYS. These are easily fake. There's a website and everything. I can't believe you're all thumbing this up.

You guys are so ******* gullible.
#54 to #51 - mrgilly (02/01/2013) [-]
Yes, people thumb these up because they are so OBVIOUSLY real pictures of actual chats between super villians.
User avatar #55 to #54 - CapnInterwebz (02/01/2013) [-]
**** , i forgot my sarcasm font
#92 to #51 - honourableevil (02/01/2013) [-]
Why would anyone do that? Why would they lie over the internet?
#58 to #51 - dengekisushi (02/01/2013) [-]
GOD ******* DAMMIT MY LIFE IS A LIE.
#98 - dopplerpillow (02/01/2013) [-]
Clark Kent is Superman's costume.
Clark Kent is Superman's costume.
User avatar #64 - coolfuzzy (02/01/2013) [-]
I like the fact that his way of masking his identity is by wearing glasses.
#109 to #64 - John Cena (02/01/2013) [-]
he also speaks an octave lower and wears clothes that are two sizes bigger, just saying
#110 - terrorrizor (02/01/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #176 at lol ** Lex is obviously a ******* genius.
#113 - sinisterainbow (02/01/2013) [-]
IS he less bulletproof in his pajamas... cause ya know... reasons
User avatar #104 - fraglebobl (02/01/2013) [-]
I truthfully think Superman is the worst Superhero and Lex Luthor is the worst super villain, in the sense that they is bad at it.
User avatar #99 - NeucularNINJA (02/01/2013) [-]
I swear... I saw this one too!... posted by someone else...
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