So True...

#2 - lionti

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(01/31/2013)[-]

how do i put in one cup of rice but end up with 5 bowls worth of rice by the time i'm done?

#6 to #2 - trishaferr

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(01/31/2013)[-]

ALL. **********. TIME.

#26 to #2 - anon id: d2a4c258

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(02/01/2013)[-]

As a general rule of thumb: Pastas, such as spaghetti, will double in size during the cooking process. Rice Will triple.

#4 to #2 - anon id: 255abcea

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(01/31/2013)[-]

It absorbs water and expands. Just like spaghetti.

#11 - oversoul

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(01/31/2013)[-]

OP lifts

#12 - puredeliciousness

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(01/31/2013)[-]

How the **** is he picking up that much rice with just a pair of chopsticks?!

#14 to #12 - Lmaoplanes

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(01/31/2013)[-]

It's steamed rice.

#53 to #12 - ishotthedeputy

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(02/01/2013)[-]

#34 to #12 - Xepheros

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(02/01/2013)[-]

Well, assuming it's a picture of OP, my guess would be that a dozen black men came in that container, making the rice (which I am not convinced is actual rice by the way, it could very well be dried semen, knowing OP and everything) super sticky.

#36 to #34 - comanderspy

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(02/01/2013)[-]

yesterday's paper

#38 - nemonimity

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(02/01/2013)[-]

A tip for rice makers, if you want to make fried rice spanish/mexican style or asian the trick is to make the rice the day before. and fry it up the next day. Took me forever to find that out.

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#49 to #38 - ffx

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(02/01/2013)[-]

I'm not sure about you, but spanish style rice is just made like regular rice but with some flavoring and add some beans of your choice in the pot.... Well that's how my spanish family makes it.

#64 to #49 - nemonimity

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(02/01/2013)[-]

Im talkin fried rice spanish or asian, my gramma made something similar to waht you described using black beans tomatoes chilli powder salt pepper and paprika **** was awesome

#66 to #64 - ffx

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(02/02/2013)[-]

Pretty much my family's rice every other day. You never get sick of the taste either. Of course my grandma would change the beans around.

#39 to #38 - anon id: f8d4ac87

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(02/01/2013)[-]

That's fried rice, not asian or any other style, and usually you don't even need to wait a day just wait until the rice is completely cold.. if you want rice then always use a ratio of a cup of water to two cups of rice.

#63 to #39 - nemonimity

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(02/01/2013)[-]

Its the moisture not the temp!

#3 - azraelthemage

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(01/31/2013)[-]

We there's your problem. You cooked A WHOLE ******* BUCKET!

#24 - warlockrichard

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(02/01/2013)[-]

why is it that although our main source of food is tiny little identical bland grains our main eating implement is two sticks?

#25 to #24 - Crusader

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(02/01/2013)[-]

Because rice was easy to grow in asian climates and it is pretty healthy.
I have no ******* idea why you use tiny sticks instead of a fork or at least a spoon

#31 to #25 - fatspartan

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(02/01/2013)[-]

The chopstick (or kuaizi in Chinese) is mainly used in China thanks to the avocation of the ancient Chinese philosopher, Confucius. He believed that the English fork and knife beard a sort of violence to them, like cold weapons. However, chopsticks reflect gentleness and benevolence, the main moral teaching of Confucianism.

If you'd like to learn more, here's the link to my info source:
www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-01/09/content_297513.htm

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#40 - msdinorawr

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#41 to #40 - msdinorawr

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(02/01/2013)[-]

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#65 to #51 - msdinorawr

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(02/01/2013)[-]

i already post in ****, sorry if you miss it

#7 - gangoflust

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(01/31/2013)[-]

Look at his left arm, then right arm

see the difference

#8 to #7 - tylerconnell

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(01/31/2013)[-]

Damn, must be a lefty..................

I've tried the lefty, call it the "stranger"

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#30 to #7 - ferrettamer

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(02/01/2013)[-]

Arya (Maisie Williams) is so hot. The things I would do to her...

#46 - Danzig

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(02/01/2013)[-]

fried rice is best rice

#47 to #46 - anon id: bf5eb6f6

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(02/01/2013)[-]

You just made an enemy for life ************! Do you kiss your slut whore mom with that dirty-ass mouth!? Everyone knows Japanese white rice is best rice!

#56 to #47 - Whytemane

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(02/01/2013)[-]

What about.... Japanese fried white rice?

#29 - rambearclaw

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(02/01/2013)[-]

rice is good if you're hungry and want 2000 of something

#45 to #29 - heyguyth

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(02/01/2013)[-]

or dicks