Marriage: redefined. . means we' already marriage.. Well duh... Daughters cost more than that.. Especially when they are young. Young daughter: 3 goats, 4 chickens, and a sheep. Teenage daughter: 2 cows, 1 chicke
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#8 - thisismeiamthis (01/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Well duh...
Daughters cost more than that..
Especially when they are young.

Young daughter: 3 goats, 4 chickens, and a sheep.
Teenage daughter: 2 cows, 1 chicken, a fat pig and 12 potatoes.
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User avatar #5 - thedarkestrogue (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What do mean I can't sell my daughters? I did that last week. Great deal too. This cow makes great milk.
User avatar #10 to #5 - endface (01/31/2013) [-]
Your daughter could have made great milk...
User avatar #12 - TastyBurger (01/31/2013) [+] (28 replies)
Out of curiosity, why do gay people want marriage? At the end of the day, it is a religious ceremony founded on the idea of joining a man and woman. If its the rights they want, than a civil union works fine, but honestly why would any gay couple want a marriage specifically? I'm all for the equal treatment of everyone, but why is it so important to have marriage? I have a gay uncle and him and his partner have a civil union so they have the same rights as a married couple in case one dies/gets sick and all of that. But they live 2 hours away from a legal gay marriage state, and they've always said they don't want to get married. They've been together for decades and they only cared about the rights. Which they have now. But why do gays care so much about marriage? I barely want to get married myself.
#1 - waffies (01/31/2013) [-]
I wonder how the last time someone attempted that worked out.... Only 2 goats?
#2 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
finally a christian post that isn't fundamentalist ******** good on you op.
User avatar #9 to #2 - facedodge (01/31/2013) [-]
<implying there are fundamentalist Christians on this website.
#6 - juffs (01/31/2013) [-]


But, you see...

**** .
User avatar #22 - awesomenessdefined (01/31/2013) [-]
Get two cows. Infact, get one heffer, and one bull. Then you can start a farm.
#4 - fattyacid (01/31/2013) [-]
Three goats AND a cow? Looks like someone is valuing their daughter way above market value. What happened to a case of beer? This country is falling apart and everybody's just sitting around like nothing is wrong.

Case of beer = Your daughter

I don't know where you get off saying she's worth all that livestock.
#64 - motherduck (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I grew up on a goat with 3 farms
I grew up on a goat with 3 farms
User avatar #61 - playstationguytwo (01/31/2013) [-]
They still do that in other countries, the extremely ****** ones tho.
#44 - zukowashere (01/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
> have bitchy daughter
> need to get rid of her
> sell some animals on the farm
> 3 goats and cow
> collect money for tuition
> send bitch to some lame school across the country
> daughter stays at school while I don't have to care
> sold daughter for 3 goat and a cow
User avatar #56 to #44 - galkawhm (01/31/2013) [-]
No, you sold 3 goats and a cow to get rid of your daughter.
#33 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
I sold my cow and three goats for a daughter
#30 - sloot (01/31/2013) [-]
Why does anyone care? I personally dont want to watch two gay people having sex but them getting married has absolutely no effect on my life whatsoever. If they want to go ahead. There are a lot more important issues we could be focusing on
#3 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
who do i need 1 woman when i can **** 3 goats and a cow?
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