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#1 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
That's also not a george carlin quote it's woody allen
#2 to #1 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure George either wrote the joke himself, or used it at some point in his career. I'm sure I've heard him tell it in one of his stand-up albums, or maybe one of the HBO specials most likely.
User avatar #7 to #2 - jjamesgordon ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Don't know why you're getting thumbed down. It's from his special "It's Bad for You".
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