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#2 - ehzio
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Hitler killed a couple people by yelling at them in a foreign language
#14 - crazyglove
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I had "Eric the Slayer' for the longest time. Maybe one year or two in Skyrim days.
I gave him my best enchantments, armor and best weapons to make him the best he could be.
After about a year in Skyrim days (I think the date is 4E 203), I was trying to get all of the shouts and the graybeards weren't helping me.
So I walked all around Skyrim, looking for borrows for me to loot.
After a few hours of doing that, I realized Eric was missing. I tried waiting to see if he'd appear. He didn't.
I tried to see if he was nearby using the "aura whisper" shout. Nothing.
So I decided in my own mind he had died and I had accepted his fate.
I continued to play Skyrim until I got to about level 70. In which I needed to go to Rorikstead for something.
I decided to go into the Inn to see if the owner had anything for me to do or know of some rumors.
When I walked in, there he was. Eric. Sitting on a chair, eating some bread.
I walked up to him and tried to speak with him. It wouldn't let me. I couldn't even pickpocket him.
He'd always say the usual greetings everyone else says like "Did you need something?"
I commanded him to do things, that still worked. But he never followed me. I tried everything from "Fus Ro Dah"ing him outta the chair and bringing him outside.
To this day he sits in that Inn. With all the clothes and weapons I gave him. As if he didn't even know me. I haven't had any other followers since his assumed "Death" and I don't think I will ever have any other followers.
User avatar #15 to #14 - karvarausku
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My only follower ever in the game... Cicero.

He is the best.
#1 - scooba
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User avatar #27 to #1 - wahid
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User avatar #17 - BerryLicious
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Lydia didn't last long with me. I was a bit of a noob to begin with (weren't we all once?) and ended up killing her by accident in one of the vampire caves. I couldn't be bothered with reloading and saving her, as her "I'm sworn to carry your burdens" sarcasm pissed me off.
I found Sven in Riverwood and decided he's make a fine companion, so off we set. I gained around 20 levels with him by my side, encountering many hilarious adventures which included Sven being launched into the air by a giant, and stabbing a guard in the arse when I was under attack for resisting arrest. We grew close.
Until one day I he got in my way in his eagerness to protect me as I let off a fire spell. He died. As with comment #12, I hadn't saved for hours, and therefore wimped out of reloading. However, I took off his helmet, dragged him into the dragon priest's coffin and covered him with the flowers and jewels I had in my inventory.
I said my goodbyes and have walked Skyrim alone ever since.
#57 to #17 - gabbelabbe
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i feel you bro...your story brought a tear to my eye
#33 to #17 - propervillain
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User avatar #37 - endface
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Get bored playing Skyrim.
Go to Dragonsreach.
Start shooting miscellaneous objects with arrows to see what happens.
Shoot jug.
It goes flying across the building and hits a guard in the head.
Guard turns around and pulls out sword.
OH ****.
Guard puts sword away.
I shouldn't be alive.
User avatar #40 to #37 - shadowsynergy
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Why the hell are you afraid of guards?
User avatar #46 to #40 - corundum
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You don't want to get in legal trouble at any level.
User avatar #41 to #40 - endface
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I was in Drangonsreach (full of people with weapons) and this was a fresh character.
User avatar #42 to #41 - shadowsynergy
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You must not be very good at skyrim... I could take all of dragons reach at lvl4
User avatar #43 to #42 - endface
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Your parent's must be very proud of you.
User avatar #44 to #43 - shadowsynergy
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Sure why not, it's not like it only took me a half hour to figure that out. Oh wait it did...
#21 - turretbuddy
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OP didn't get the full version.
User avatar #47 to #21 - bitchpleaseshutup
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You couldn't marry Lydia until 1.5 update (It was released on 4-5-2012)
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#3 - anon
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What was the sad dog quest? The one with Barnabus or whoever?
User avatar #5 to #3 - cameronisepic
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Meeko, he's found sitting next to his dead owner for god knows how long, you can recruit him and if you have Hearthfire, get your kids to adopt him.
#36 - endface
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User avatar #19 - MitsukiOokami
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It's been a long time since I've last played skyrim... What's the sad dog again?
User avatar #30 to #19 - redragond
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i think it's a dog you meet ion an abandoned shack named meeko, you see it on the side of the road and it takes you to his hut where his owner dies, and by reading his journal it's apparent that he died by eating poisonous berries
#4 - waffies
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The yelling in a foreign language one got me to giggle like a small child
The yelling in a foreign language one got me to giggle like a small child