Abnormally Large. Figured I would share this.. did yen knew? A man was stopped at an airport because he was suspected of carrying a weapon, upon further inspect stopped airport funny
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Abnormally Large

Abnormally Large. Figured I would share this.. did yen knew? A man was stopped at an airport because he was suspected of carrying a weapon, upon further inspect

Figured I would share this.

did yen knew?
A man was stopped at an airport because he
was suspected of carrying a weapon, upon
further inspection it was actually his
abnormally large penis.
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Submitted: 01/30/2013
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#1 - TARDIS (01/31/2013) [-]
Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie.
Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie.
#71 to #1 - crellow (01/31/2013) [-]
- and quite a good one
- and quite a good one
#6 to #1 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
#10 to #6 - bongoboon (01/31/2013) [-]
Damn you Anon!
Damn you Anon!
User avatar #7 - I Am Monkey (01/31/2013) [-]
I'd make the TSA print out the writeup and take it with me wherever I go.
Then just "accidentally" drop it everywhere.
#79 - tomainstream (01/31/2013) [-]
then they led him into the back room...
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#50 to #3 - iaskedalexandria has deleted their comment [-]
#4 to #3 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
He is gay, so no
User avatar #8 to #4 - harislayer (01/31/2013) [-]
anus destroyer
User avatar #9 to #4 - bongoboon (01/31/2013) [-]
Ass Destroyer.
#35 to #4 - poeg (01/31/2013) [-]
he's bi
User avatar #22 to #3 - wiredguy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Literally.

I actually feel sorry for him.
He'll probably never be able to have proper, comfortable sex.
User avatar #98 to #22 - oinnerevilo (01/31/2013) [-]
Correction. Whoever he has sex with will never be able to have proper, comfortable sex again.
#99 - nyawgga ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
I would hate to be the guy that frisked him to find that out.
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#30 - spageddy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 to #30 - HarvietheDinkle (01/31/2013) [-]
yes, the kid is stupid, but honestly, "brucie" is a dick.
User avatar #115 to #30 - obnoxygen (01/31/2013) [-]
"You ******* faggot"
"Are you calling me a faggot?"
User avatar #42 to #30 - ultrarobbie (01/31/2013) [-]
whats that supposed to mean brucie
#46 to #42 - darthjangopwnz (01/31/2013) [-]
Ya' had to say brucie. Damnit.
#2 - gangbangtime (01/31/2013) [-]
Yes, he was the man with the biggest dick in the world wasn't he?
#33 - mattdoggy (01/31/2013) [-]
I would love to have seen the airport security guards faces.
User avatar #5 - redthumbmaster (01/31/2013) [-]
Jonah Falcon?
User avatar #84 - annaisocoolike (01/31/2013) [-]
well thats weird, i was just watching the show "Strange Sex" yesterday and he was in that episode. his name is Jonah Falcon. He is endowed with the worlds largest penis 13.5 inches :o (when fully erect).
User avatar #86 to #84 - dengekisushi (01/31/2013) [-]
I love that show. It's so...weird.
User avatar #100 to #84 - xxbutthurtxx (01/31/2013) [-]
13.5 inches = 34.29 centimeters

holy ****
User avatar #17 - wrocky (01/31/2013) [-]
god bless him
User avatar #12 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
How big was he is the question thay comes to mind.
#48 to #12 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
**** you Snakefire go and delete your account!
User avatar #54 to #48 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°) is somebody mad?
#15 to #12 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
Youre not too small yourself
imgur.com/xCKWm6Z,tAExZn8
User avatar #19 to #15 - SirFail (01/31/2013) [-]
why did i click that link... What did i possibly expect from an anon?
User avatar #21 to #19 - thefunnyjunktroll (01/31/2013) [-]
don't feel bad I clicked it also, we are in this together now.
User avatar #28 to #21 - thatguywhohasbacon (01/31/2013) [-]
I clicked it after reading both of your comments out of curiosity, it was exactly what I thought it was.
User avatar #34 to #28 - andrewhannaford (01/31/2013) [-]
I am very tempted to click that link... ****
User avatar #36 to #34 - thatguywhohasbacon (01/31/2013) [-]
If you click the link you won't be surprised, at all, in any way.
User avatar #38 to #36 - andrewhannaford (01/31/2013) [-]
Jesus haha I should've known.
#88 to #15 - felixjarl (01/31/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Not bad snakefire, I see why you took a picture of it.
User avatar #92 to #88 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
I actually only took them because someone asked me to
User avatar #93 to #92 - felixjarl (01/31/2013) [-]
Know the story, but what i find rater funny is how much this picture is being spread around.
User avatar #95 to #93 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
The attention is nice but all in all this could be a problem for me someday.
User avatar #97 to #95 - felixjarl (01/31/2013) [-]
I second that opinion, the reason why i don't share a single bit of vital information on this or any site.

but hey, you got a nice body so i don't complain.
User avatar #45 to #15 - mcbee (01/31/2013) [-]
first of all, not cool
second of all, who the **** took the pic?
User avatar #52 to #45 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
I used a timer.
User avatar #57 to #52 - mcbee (01/31/2013) [-]
the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime, without a mask this time I see.
User avatar #58 to #57 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
What
User avatar #67 to #58 - mcbee (01/31/2013) [-]
oh wait, you did, wut
User avatar #68 to #67 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
Im so confused
User avatar #70 to #68 - mcbee (01/31/2013) [-]
me too, I'll just carry on with my day, chow dude
User avatar #66 to #58 - mcbee (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm joking, I'm implying you're the one who actually took a pic of ur dick
User avatar #85 to #66 - wiredguy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
He did.
He took a pic of his dick and put it on the internet, but some asshat anon took it upon himself to post it on front page.

I don't understand what's hard to understand.
User avatar #96 to #85 - mcbee (01/31/2013) [-]
I hadnt heard the story before, now I understand, thanks haha
#16 to #15 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
Second time today anon....
#32 to #16 - sheepysquirrel (01/31/2013) [-]
i'veseenyourpenisnow





alsoyoulookyoungsoimaybegoingtojail
User avatar #53 to #16 - SnugglyWuggly (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm just going to say that I would suck your dick.

You can take that however you want.
User avatar #55 to #53 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
Um... Thanks
#59 to #56 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
What are you exactly
User avatar #62 to #60 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
Im just gonna go ahead and point out that Im straight so theres no confusion for anybody.
User avatar #132 to #62 - thefunnyjunktroll (01/31/2013) [-]
just close your eyes.
#69 to #15 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
That's considered big?
#20 to #12 - deadzone (01/31/2013) [-]
13 1/2 inches. His name is Johna Falcon.
User avatar #47 to #20 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
FUUUUCK

slit a girl in half
#134 to #47 - deadzone (02/01/2013) [-]
He admitted in an interview he has only had sex twice. And he wont do porn.
User avatar #135 to #134 - snakefire (02/01/2013) [-]
I can imagine people not wanting to have sex with him out of fear
User avatar #107 - Loppytaffy (01/31/2013) [-]
So...he was carrying a weapon?
User avatar #51 - worldatarms (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, I guess it goes to show that abnormal isn't always bad
#73 - DanLacasky (01/31/2013) [-]
That's not a picture of me...
#74 to #73 - creepypastaupload (01/31/2013) [-]
Don't flatter yourself, pencil dick.
User avatar #87 to #74 - garymotherfinoak (01/31/2013) [-]
like yours is any bigger
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User avatar #75 - dinkie (01/31/2013) [-]
snakefire

Because of Reasons.
User avatar #90 to #75 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
Wut
User avatar #25 - nnightfire (01/31/2013) [-]
>take some wood and place it in the shape of a pistol
>cover wood with tinfoil
>hide your creation in friends suitcase next time you travel by plane
>laugh as security control thinks your friend has a pistol in his suitcase
>???
>Profit!
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatguywhohasbacon (01/31/2013) [-]
Don't forget:
>Laugh as friend gets arrested for terrorism
>Never visit friend at Guantanamo bay.
#133 - brokenwaffle (01/31/2013) [-]
**brokenwaffle rolled a random image posted in comment #2596979 at FJ RPG ** What they found in my pants
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