Abnormally Large. Figured I would share this.. did yen knew? A man was stopped at an airport because he was suspected of carrying a weapon, upon further inspect stopped airport funny
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Abnormally Large

Abnormally Large. Figured I would share this.. did yen knew? A man was stopped at an airport because he was suspected of carrying a weapon, upon further inspect

Figured I would share this.

did yen knew?
A man was stopped at an airport because he
was suspected of carrying a weapon, upon
further inspection it was actually his
abnormally large penis.
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Submitted: 01/30/2013
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#1 - TARDIS (01/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie.
Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie.
User avatar #7 - I Am Monkey (01/31/2013) [-]
I'd make the TSA print out the writeup and take it with me wherever I go.
Then just "accidentally" drop it everywhere.
#3 - derpyllama (01/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
+31
#30 - spageddy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#79 - tomainstream ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
then they led him into the back room...
#99 - nyawgga (01/31/2013) [-]
I would hate to be the guy that frisked him to find that out.
User avatar #25 - nnightfire (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>take some wood and place it in the shape of a pistol
>cover wood with tinfoil
>hide your creation in friends suitcase next time you travel by plane
>laugh as security control thinks your friend has a pistol in his suitcase
>???
>Profit!
User avatar #26 to #25 - thatguywhohasbacon (01/31/2013) [-]
Don't forget:
>Laugh as friend gets arrested for terrorism
>Never visit friend at Guantanamo bay.
User avatar #12 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [+] (40 replies)
How big was he is the question thay comes to mind.
User avatar #19 to #15 - SirFail (01/31/2013) [-]
why did i click that link... What did i possibly expect from an anon?
#73 - DanLacasky (01/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That's not a picture of me...
#74 to #73 - creepypastaupload (01/31/2013) [-]
Don't flatter yourself, pencil dick.
#2 - gangbangtime ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Yes, he was the man with the biggest dick in the world wasn't he?
#33 - mattdoggy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
I would love to have seen the airport security guards faces.
#78 - smellypoo (01/31/2013) [+] (10 replies)
holy shti how did you find out about me hahahaahh!!!
User avatar #80 to #78 - irishwolven ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Pics or you're lying.
User avatar #5 - redthumbmaster (01/31/2013) [-]
Jonah Falcon?
User avatar #84 - annaisocoolike (01/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
well thats weird, i was just watching the show "Strange Sex" yesterday and he was in that episode. his name is Jonah Falcon. He is endowed with the worlds largest penis 13.5 inches :o (when fully erect).
User avatar #17 - wrocky (01/31/2013) [-]
god bless him
User avatar #107 - Loppytaffy (01/31/2013) [-]
So...he was carrying a weapon?
User avatar #51 - worldatarms (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, I guess it goes to show that abnormal isn't always bad
User avatar #102 - fapodap (01/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
User avatar #127 to #102 - farn (01/31/2013) [-]
not this thing again!!! they act like that because they have tiny little penisses
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