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total war gamers. anybody else excited for Rome 2? . DIFFERENT ( ; OF I LIKE TUE TOTAL WAR DUT' Crei; so I GIVE Mystic' A BREAK." Amau. THAT COAT' Me; 3 BUTT HO

anybody else excited for Rome 2?

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#3 - whycanticaps
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I like Civ :(
#68 to #3 - menqudoneix
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I stopped at civ4. civ5 is just... not the same.
#79 to #68 - aussiepridevil
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(01/31/2013) [-]
CIV 5 GK fixed everything i was a hardcore CIV 4 loyalist but since GK's release i'v racked up 400 hours.
#228 to #79 - thatlonewolf
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(01/31/2013) [-]
how is the game?
i played civ 4 on xbox and i pretty much loved it, played countless games with all sorts of civilzations/difficulties
not sure if i should try civ 5 on pc
#359 to #228 - aussiepridevil
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(01/31/2013) [-]
are you sure you played CIV 4 on xbox? and not CIV revolution? CIV V is still pretty good by hardcore civ fans standards, and it's a great game for new comers as well, but honestly it's not complete without GK, but buying them both is fo sho worth it.
#364 to #359 - thatlonewolf
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(02/01/2013) [-]
yeah sorry it was indeed civ revolution, my mistake

and what is GK exactly? :P except for Civ: Revolution i'm a newb at this stuff
#366 to #364 - aussiepridevil
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(02/01/2013) [-]
gods and kings (GK) is the first expansion on the CIV 5 game, it introduces new mechanics and greatly improves the unit list and tech tree etc,

although CIV 5 is still good fun without GK it's so much better with it
#102 to #68 - coolgabe
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(01/31/2013) [-]
is the G&K pack good? I like civ 5 alot to be honest and I have played almost all of them. TBH I think civ is way better than age of empires or total war   
Pic completely unrelated
is the G&K pack good? I like civ 5 alot to be honest and I have played almost all of them. TBH I think civ is way better than age of empires or total war
Pic completely unrelated
#354 to #102 - menqudoneix
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(01/31/2013) [-]
apparently it's good, maybe it's time to give it a second chance... as soon as i stop being poor   
   
thanks for the information!
apparently it's good, maybe it's time to give it a second chance... as soon as i stop being poor

thanks for the information!
#242 to #3 - rubenvd
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I've wasted a quarter of my life on Civ 2.

Time well spent.
#81 to #3 - Supercolton
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Thats for losers
#74 to #3 - ienjoyrofling
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Civ 5 is the ****, I have so many hours in that game, I can see why it's deemed 'casual' but it's too fun for me to care. Was hesitant about the G&K expansion, but it's wonderful. :D
#17 - rbpwn
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(01/31/2013) [-]
>Juilii Colors   
>SPQR writing on the wall does NOT have several knives embeded in it
>Juilii Colors
>SPQR writing on the wall does NOT have several knives embeded in it
#25 to #17 - Dragonchampion ONLINE
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(01/31/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly... that is HERESY TO THE JUILII NAME!
#26 to #25 - rbpwn
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(01/31/2013) [-]
BETTER RED THAN DEAD
#27 to #26 - Dragonchampion ONLINE
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(01/31/2013) [-]
**** YES. I modified my game so that Juilii have access to EVERY different temple, meaning I can make whatever bonuses I want. I also blitz for Carthage, which is almost ALWAYS left with only a half stack guarding it. Carthage, as I said below, is just overpowered. It's a full fledged city, and you can recruit the heavy roman infantry ON THE THIRD TURN.
#29 to #27 - rbpwn
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Carthage?

They got wiped out in the first 5 turns on my current play through
#33 to #29 - Dragonchampion ONLINE
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(01/31/2013) [-]
The city, Carthage.
#122 to #17 - jakesauros
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(01/31/2013) [-]
S1: Mongols.
M1: Almohad.
R: Seleucyd Empire.
M2: Turks.
M2-A: Spain.
M2-B: Scots.
M2-C: Byzantine empire.
M2-T: Teutons.
N: France.
S2: Hojo.
S2-FoS: Shimazu (or whatever name they have there).
#267 to #17 - imnotkickthecat
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#147 to #17 - vigorion
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I found the picky.
#95 - hauntzor
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Speaking of Civ   
   
>be playing Civ 5 as Aztecs   
>neighboring nation is Genghis Khan   
>he's kind of a dick who ***** with my city-states but I put up with him   
>every once in awhile I'm forced into a war with him but I eventually back out   
>too concerned with advancing my technologies and city rather than expanding my warfare   
>I'm currently in the modern age with Khan still in the Medieval   
>mfw multiple times my army is still too puny to take his nation out even with tanks
Speaking of Civ

>be playing Civ 5 as Aztecs
>neighboring nation is Genghis Khan
>he's kind of a dick who ***** with my city-states but I put up with him
>every once in awhile I'm forced into a war with him but I eventually back out
>too concerned with advancing my technologies and city rather than expanding my warfare
>I'm currently in the modern age with Khan still in the Medieval
>mfw multiple times my army is still too puny to take his nation out even with tanks
#114 to #95 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE
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(01/31/2013) [-]
He probably isn't advancing in technology cause he want's to save the earth.
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#20 - doctorhorrible
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Yea, im the hardcore fanboy...........................

whats everybody's Favorite faction of all time, out of every total war game :D

#43 to #20 - mymiddleleg
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Carthage for the Europa Barbarorum mod
#93 to #20 - alcatronz
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Carthage, Rome total war. i am too lazy to look for a picture
#87 to #20 - aussiepridevil
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Rome- juilii
medieval 2- denmark
medieval 2 crusades- Templar
medieval 2 americas- apache
medieval 2 Teutonic crusades- Teutonic order
empire- maratha/ prussia
napolean- russia
shogun total war 2- was there any ******* difference in any of the goddamn factions? no 10% bonus on a particular infantry type does not count as a major faction difference.
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#31 to #20 - thatguywhohasbacon
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I tend to enjoy Scotland it M2TW, I don't know why I just kind of play as the mall the time.
#48 to #20 - anon
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Roma. Semper.
#145 to #20 - afunnynet
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(01/31/2013) [-]
That's a hard one...I'd say smaritans or however you spell it from the barbarian expansion

fighting off the vandals the romiltia(**** i can't spell today) and he huns is just the most epic battles ever

its like hey all you faggots on the west coast i just saved your asses how about some trade agreements?
#214 to #20 - huszti
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(01/31/2013) [-]
The Kingdom of Hannover. (you know, with that "play every faction in E:TW"-mod...)
Also, if the mod "Third Age: Total War" (LOTR mod for medieval 2) counts, then Harad.
#111 to #20 - finni
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(01/31/2013) [-]
The Viking faction

And Norway in Britannia Campaign in the Medieval 2 expansion pack
#153 to #20 - armenia
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(01/31/2013) [-]
ARMENIA!
#275 to #20 - greenmurderer
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(01/31/2013) [-]
At the moment I'm pretty obsessed with Harad from the Third Age: TW mod.
Other than that I'll go with Greek City States from Rome, though it's very hard to settle for only one faction.
#45 to #20 - UnionX
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(01/31/2013) [-]
papal states in medieval 2. **** was cash
#55 to #20 - MrChef
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Poland-Lithuania, Winged Hussars = Rape
#61 to #55 - pinkfloyd
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Winged hussars is the best hussar
#381 to #61 - anon
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(02/12/2014) [-]
The best army... Ofcourse ''Janissaries''
#380 to #61 - anon
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(02/12/2014) [-]
Polish hussars are the best ? ow yeah... thats why Ottomans conquered more than half Poland during the rule of Sultan III.Murad.With no doubt Janissaries are the ''best'' troop around the world.
#382 to #380 - pinkfloyd
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(02/12/2014) [-]
They repelled the ottomans and defended Europe from Islam
#383 to #380 - pinkfloyd
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also why are you replying from my comment a year ago?
#52 to #20 - JoshBauer
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(01/31/2013) [-]
GAUL. RAGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#65 to #20 - solinvictus
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(01/31/2013) [-]
THIS LAND IS ROMAN!

(Rome, just in case you didn't get it..)
#377 to #20 - greycommotion
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(08/09/2013) [-]
Medieval 2: Total War - Russia (gotta love the cavalry)
#223 to #20 - deadrifler
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Medieval Total War 1: Holy Roman Empire, gothic knights up in this bitch.
#72 to #20 - ltpraptor
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I'm going to have to say Great Britain from Empire.
#174 to #20 - anon
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Scipii Rome
#41 to #20 - iaminfactawizard
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Prussia, Napoleon. Roflstomping France and annexing it all never gets old.
#71 to #20 - Penn
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Byzantine, first medieval. No other total war games live up to my standards after playing the first one.
#34 to #20 - oxYKellark
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(01/31/2013) [-]
CRETIAN ARCHERS IMPERATORRRRR
#167 to #34 - tranminh
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(01/31/2013) [-]
HELL YEAH, Cretan Archers were my Seal Team Six and SAS combined, I used a half stack of them to back up a half stack of legionary cohorts, they rained death on my enemies.
#37 to #20 - doctorhorrible
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(01/31/2013) [-]
not to whore myself out, but i made a video in Napoleon, anybody want to see it?
#218 to #20 - nobleknight
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Medieval II Total War: Holy Roman Empire
Medieval II Total War: Crusades- Templars
Medieval II Total War: Teutonic Crusades- Teutonic Order
Empire Total War: Prussia
Yes I like the black and god look and being the one nation that says **** you to everyone.
#22 to #20 - oscarb
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(01/31/2013) [-]
The one were I can lose my virginity the fastest
#329 to #22 - CapnInterwebz
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(01/31/2013) [-]
that's the one where you act like an asshole to people with different hobbies than you
#346 to #329 - oscarb
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(01/31/2013) [-]
On the contrary, I was trying to make a joke aimed at myself, rather than people that play these kind of games, I'm actually playing age of empires right now
#137 to #20 - ronniesan
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(01/31/2013) [-]
The Spaniards from M2TW they were estronk
#28 to #20 - riderdouble
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Greece, HOPLITES!
#128 to #28 - ronniesan
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(01/31/2013) [-]
NO. **** the spartans made online games hell. No matter how many times you cycle charged them they WOULD NOT BREAK. its like their front was a unbreakable phalanx, and then their asses were an even more burly and hardened phalanx.

******* invincible; pic unrelated.
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#175 - imabser
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, pope? I'll have you know I just finished raping the eastern world, and I've been involved in numerous raids on the western world, and I have over 300 confirmed victories. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top commander in the entire hunnic army. You are nothing to me but just another village. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this flat Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to your council? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, pope. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can destroy you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my peasant army. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the alan army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the only continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, pope.
#178 to #175 - imabser
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, Rome? I'll have you know I just finished raping the eastern world, and I've been involved in numerous raids on the western world, and I have over 300 confirmed victories. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top commander in the entire hunnic army. You are nothing to me but just another village. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this flat Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to your council? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the horde, maggot. The horde that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Rome. You're ******* dead, pope. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can destroy you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my peasant army. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hunnic army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the only continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, pope.

somewhat improved?
#200 to #175 - ludislavonac
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I ******* hated those Huns, you spent the entire game getting rid of them
#241 to #175 - mathes
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Is this an expansion or something, can't remember those factions(Didn't play it for like 5 years so might be wrong)
#266 to #241 - greenmurderer
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Yea, it's Babarian Invasion, expansion for Rome:TW
Here Rome is controlled by the Western Roman Empire and the ones standing around it are the Huns.
#369 to #266 - imabser
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(02/01/2013) [-]
now that I think about it they didnt have a pope.
#236 - schnofi
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(01/31/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD! Total War on FJ?
#215 - itsbendingtime
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(01/31/2013) [-]
>Playing at Britain in Empire
>game begins
>train as many line infantry as possible in one turn
>consolidate all other forces in Britain
>invade France on second turn
>take Paris, then go after the other little place France has in Europe
>France is destroyed, all their colonies become rebels
>make peace with Spain by giving them France, just as French rebels are about to retake Paris
>the rebels take Paris, reforming France
>Franco-Spanish alliance shattered, now at war
>focus on India, kill Maratha's before they take too much ground
>Mughals are easy as **** to defeat after that
>own all of India, make ******* bank from all the resources in India
>MFW I've pretty much won the game by 1735
#293 to #215 - makhan ONLINE
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(01/31/2013) [-]
They really should have divided France into more sections, once you take over France the game becomes almost too easy. Also it's kinda difficult to defend your borders with a province that large.
#297 to #293 - itsbendingtime
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I agree, and as they start with nothing at their northern port you can literally march from London to Paris in one turn because you don't lose movement points if you go into a proper port instead of dropping off your army on a beach somewhere.
#211 - vekslepenger
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Best thing in Rome was the battlefield bacon.
#262 to #211 - insanefreak
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Those suckers are damn handy if the enemy is charging you with a massive amount of armoured war elephants. Whether you send your heavy cavalry, light cavalry, heavy or light infantry, or even your archers against it, you're gonna take massive losses before you kill them all.
#36 - cheesefry
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SPQR stand for "Senatus PopulusQue Romanus" which means "The Senate and the People of Rome" Most Roman Soldiers had this tattooed on their bodies.
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#38 to #36 - sockprague
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Thank you for that. I appreciate it.
#75 to #38 - ienjoyrofling
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I had no idea either, that's actually pretty interesting, I was always wondering what it meant.
#234 - killerblue
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in civ
#237 to #234 - gatsu
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I got both the references, now I am excited
#240 to #234 - anotherone
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(01/31/2013) [-]
that's the best reaction pic i have ever seen for anything....