meanwhile in germany. sorry for bad english, tried my best. Ill" Igar,. blackmailing someone for the sick robin hood 2.0 golden cookie
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#94 to #75 - Rhizka (01/31/2013) [-]
Flawless.
User avatar #100 to #94 - unohana (01/31/2013) [-]
Victory.
User avatar #101 to #100 - Drifter (01/31/2013) [-]
Achieved.
User avatar #177 to #101 - bannedfartoooften (01/31/2013) [-]
**** went down.
#133 to #75 - wutda (01/31/2013) [-]
11/10 GJ
User avatar #330 to #133 - kanatana (03/06/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #331 to #330 - wutda (03/07/2014) [-]
Don't thank me, thank the cookie
User avatar #4 - kolimm **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]
blackmailing someone for the sick

robin hood 2.0
User avatar #250 to #4 - ellzfj (01/31/2013) [-]
More like tyler durden
#290 to #4 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
but robin hood was most likely a loanshark that stole from a king that tried to get britain back on track because richard lionheart spent all the cash on bloody crusades that didnt have anything on them.
#15 - ICEDgrunge (01/30/2013) [-]
Finally a ******* use for my cookie monster folder
User avatar #169 to #15 - wafflepancakes (01/31/2013) [-]
Folder you say? Any more to share?
#115 - hurleyy (01/31/2013) [-]
Cookie Monster: The hero sick children deserve
#112 - slickwilly (01/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#57 - jamath (01/31/2013) [-]
cookie monster's face when
User avatar #118 to #57 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Then get your blue ass tested for Diabetes.
#12 to #9 - relentlesspoop (01/30/2013) [-]
I loved that man, thanks
and how much will it cost me? (user name)
#231 - Brezi (01/31/2013) [-]
You got the wrong guy ...
User avatar #287 to #231 - residentevilfan (01/31/2013) [-]
shut up blue ******
User avatar #273 - harbingerwolf (01/31/2013) [-]
He's the hero Germany deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
#276 to #273 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
Indeed.

we need one who can get rid of the ******* turks.
#281 to #276 - conroyjonez (01/31/2013) [-]
last time you guys tried to get rid of certain group of people it got a little outa hand. Best of luck.
#283 to #281 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
only a little bit lol
#280 to #276 - minutes ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
sometimes anon is not a complete faggot
#285 to #280 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
crazy how racism works for young ppl in germany again and even gets huge thumbs. **** is ****** up again
#286 to #285 - minutes ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Come to my town and you will know why, a guy got murdered by turks here for entertainment and they are not even in prison. Dont believe me? Look up "Pappelsee Mörder Kamp Lintfort"
User avatar #292 to #286 - erdbeerbaum (01/31/2013) [-]
But they murdered him because the were crazy murderes, not because they were from turkey
#288 to #273 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
THATS WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT HITLER!
User avatar #1 - shiningfinger (01/30/2013) [-]
You'd think something like that would have more security
#5 to #1 - xaxoz (01/30/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly it's "only" bronze with gold painting and isen't worth very much
#6 to #1 - xaxoz (01/30/2013) [-]
Experts say's it's worth 100 euroes
#279 - weenieandthebutt (01/31/2013) [-]
guess he's trying to get them to give up the dough
#159 - feelythefeel (01/31/2013) [-]
That's one tough cookie.
#185 to #159 - jiztastic (01/31/2013) [-]
**jiztastic rolled a random image posted in comment #22300 at Drawing & Art ** shut the **** up carlos
#189 to #159 - benighted (01/31/2013) [-]
**benighted rolled a random image posted in comment #317572 at Friendly ** kill yourself carlos..
#161 to #159 - tubaplayah (01/31/2013) [-]
Dammit carlos
Dammit carlos
#166 to #159 - sonicnevermind (01/31/2013) [-]
I can finally use this... cool
I can finally use this... cool
#203 to #159 - stanleys (01/31/2013) [-]
Dont make me call Border Patrol you illegal bastard
Dont make me call Border Patrol you illegal bastard
#174 to #159 - shithapenns (01/31/2013) [-]
Finally get to use this ****
#13 - ninjabadger ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
I need to meet this man.


I need to meet this man.
#17 - refio (01/30/2013) [-]
apology for bad english
when were you when leipniz cookie steals
i was sat at home eating leipniz cookie when cookie when german ring
'cookie is steal'
'no'
#27 to #17 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
Then who was phone?
#257 - repugnantpug ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
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#122 - francefrys (01/31/2013) [-]
I guess that's how the cookie crumbles
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#155 to #122 - fuckingyourbuffalo (01/31/2013) [-]
****		 you, Carlos.
**** you, Carlos.
User avatar #129 to #122 - huttbug (01/31/2013) [-]
Just this once you little **** ... you slimy bastard carlos... JUST THIS ONCE...
#157 to #135 - glenbluez (01/31/2013) [-]
Come on Carlos lets not get too hasty with those puns now
Come on Carlos lets not get too hasty with those puns now
#132 to #122 - slickwilly (01/31/2013) [-]
...Beat me to my own line!
#26 - huszti (01/30/2013) [-]
Bahlsen (the company making the leibniz cookies) already stated that they weren't going to do that. i wish they would.

my home city is on the frontpage. this is a special day for me.
User avatar #46 to #26 - googleoverlords (01/30/2013) [-]
I feel like thats a dick move on the company's part but at the same time understandable
User avatar #48 to #26 - electricbubblewrap (01/30/2013) [-]
I'm guessing that says Dutch ************ do you speak it???
User avatar #49 to #48 - ljxjlos ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
deutsch = german, not dutch:D
User avatar #50 to #49 - electricbubblewrap (01/31/2013) [-]
Oh well in that case thanks. :)
User avatar #51 to #50 - ljxjlos ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
No Problem:D
User avatar #30 to #26 - pwnagraphy (01/30/2013) [-]
ja, ich sprichesie, nicht so gut
#47 to #30 - thebestperson (01/30/2013) [-]
Du hast versucht. Mach ebenso gut weiter!
Du hast versucht. Mach ebenso gut weiter!
User avatar #78 to #47 - thelegitmetalhead (01/31/2013) [-]
Oh look German
Ich bin in Hitze schon seit Tagen So werd ich mir ein Kahlwild jagen
Und bis zum Morgen sitz ich an Damit ich Blattschuss geben kann
Auf dem Lande auf dem Meer lauert das Verderben
Die Kreatur muss sterben, Sterben!
Ein Schmaltier auf die Läufe kommt Hat sich I'm hohen Reet gesonnt
Macht gute Fährte tief I'm Tann Der Spiegel glänzt, ich backe an
Der Wedel zuckt wie Fingeraal Die Flinte springt vom Futteral
(Waidmanns, manns, manns, manns Heil)
Ich fege mir den Bast vom Horn Und gebe ein gestrichnes Korn
Waidmanns, manns, manns, manns Heil
Auf dem Lande auf dem Meer lauert das Verderben Die Kreatur muss sterben
Waidmanns, manns, manns, manns Heil Sterben!
Waidmanns, manns, manns, manns Heil
Sie spürt die Mündungsenergie Feiner Schweiß tropft auf das Knie
Auf dem Lande auf dem Meer lauert das Verderben Die Kreatur muss sterben
Waidmanns, manns, manns, manns Heil Sterben!
Waidmanns, manns, manns, manns Heil
Auf dem Lande auf dem Meer lauert das Verderben
Waidmanns, manns, manns, manns Heil
Auf dem Lande auf dem Meer
Waidmanns, manns, manns, manns Heil
Waidmanns Heil lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
User avatar #310 to #78 - thebestperson (01/31/2013) [-]
Ich bin nicht aus Deutschland,sondern aus Griechenland. Trotzdem danke ich fur die wunderbare Zeilen.
User avatar #272 - huszti (01/31/2013) [-]
UPDATE
Bahlsen promised to gift 52.000 packs of cookies to 52 social services providers as soon as they receive the golden cookie back. the cookie monster won.
User avatar #291 to #272 - Whaaaaaaaaa (01/31/2013) [-]
That's not what he asked for.
#277 - gargoylez (01/31/2013) [-]
What a guy
What a guy
#146 - naes (01/31/2013) [-]
Google Translate im guessing
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